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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Apparently there is it room on the menu for one vegan or veggie dish so pubs and restaurants are serving vegan to cover both bases. No more halloumi fries and some veggies are annoyed. How should this be ended? Pistols at Dawn?

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Parsnips at dawn ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Carrots have feelings too!

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Eat at places that are better suited to your lifestyle and/or belief system instead of giving custom to places that offer “token” meals.

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

This is all over the news. I don't make this stuff up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gladiatorial combat then the carnivores can have the leftovers.

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand

veganism meets the criteria to qualify for protection under the Equality Act 2010 now hence the reason most places added the option in their menus but I personally don’t prefer to eat as _etcpl referred best ‘token meals’ as it’s obviously done to show they support beliefs equally but nothing else.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Apparently there is it room on the menu for one vegan or veggie dish so pubs and restaurants are serving vegan to cover both bases. No more halloumi fries and some veggies are annoyed. How should this be ended? Pistols at Dawn?"

Can we not eat shark, then??

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london

Spit roast the vegan and serve them to the meat eaters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Those two v-words had me confused for a sec Tom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd anyone would like to push their vegan back onto my morning erection, no need to ask

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd anyone would like to push their vegan back onto my morning erection, no need to ask "

If*

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

What’s the point in going to a pub or restaurant if you are a V? Obviously you want no fun so might as well stay home.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Spit roast the vegan and serve them to the meat eaters"

About all they are good for lol.

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

The article claims that lazy resteraunters and pubs are offering dishes like vegan pizza to cover all bases.

Veggies are missing out on there favourite halloumi fries.

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By *icolerobbieCouple
over a year ago

walsall


"veganism meets the criteria to qualify for protection under the Equality Act 2010 now hence the reason most places added the option in their menus but I personally don’t prefer to eat as _etcpl referred best ‘token meals’ as it’s obviously done to show they support beliefs equally but nothing else. "

Only if your an ethical vegan.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Spit roast the vegan and serve them to the meat eaters

About all they are good for lol."

No need to be rude..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Restaurants really need to get better at veggie and vegan options.

Even if you do eat meat you don't need to eat it every bloody meal.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"What’s the point in going to a pub or restaurant if you are a V? Obviously you want no fun so might as well stay home....."

Don't get what you mean ?

Seriously ..... how does being vegan or veggie mean you don't like fun or pubs or restaurants ?

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT


"Restaurants really need to get better at veggie and vegan options.

Even if you do eat meat you don't need to eat it every bloody meal."

You don’t ‘need’ to be vegan or vegetarian (unless you have a particular medical condition that requires you to be meat free), it’s a ‘choice’ people make. Just like eating meat is a ‘choice’.

I’m glad I live in a country where people are able to make these ‘choices’ and are not obligated to justify them to anyone but themselves.

The simple thing to do is to eat at establishments that cater for your choices.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Spit roast the vegan and serve them to the meat eaters

About all they are good for lol."

What scares you about people who don't eat meat ?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Not all non meat eaters are vegan.

Not all non meat eaters are veggie.

Everything on the planet that we eat is VEGAN, unless it came from an animal.

It's never caused a problem in our house.

Everything is laid out people take what they want ......... End of.

The problem has been made by the media and food manufacturers who have made non meat eating into something it isn't.

For the record. I don't eat meat. I'm vegan.

I don't give a FLYING FUCK what you eat. Eat what you want. Suck on a chop all day. Bring around a chicken on a stick ..... no one I know gives a shit about what you eat.

There's room for everyone.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"The article claims that lazy resteraunters and pubs are offering dishes like vegan pizza to cover all bases.

Veggies are missing out on there favourite halloumi fries. "

Lazy is a bit strong. They are probably trying to cater for all tastes.

I go to the carvery and im vegan. I just don't take the meat but the bloody plate is groaning under everything else.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Restaurants really need to get better at veggie and vegan options.

Even if you do eat meat you don't need to eat it every bloody meal.

You don’t ‘need’ to be vegan or vegetarian (unless you have a particular medical condition that requires you to be meat free), it’s a ‘choice’ people make. Just like eating meat is a ‘choice’.

I’m glad I live in a country where people are able to make these ‘choices’ and are not obligated to justify them to anyone but themselves.

The simple thing to do is to eat at establishments that cater for your choices. "

I agree that we (people in general) don't need to be vegan or veggie... but again speaking generally, people do need to eat less meat.

Restaurants should make this easier for people by offering a wider range of tasty options.

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london


"Spit roast the vegan and serve them to the meat eaters

About all they are good for lol.

No need to be rude.. "

Just to be clear, I am more or less veggie. I was being sarcastic x

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands


"Not all non meat eaters are vegan.

Not all non meat eaters are veggie.

Everything on the planet that we eat is VEGAN, unless it came from an animal.

It's never caused a problem in our house.

Everything is laid out people take what they want ......... End of.

The problem has been made by the media and food manufacturers who have made non meat eating into something it isn't.

For the record. I don't eat meat. I'm vegan.

I don't give a FLYING FUCK what you eat. Eat what you want. Suck on a chop all day. Bring around a chicken on a stick ..... no one I know gives a shit about what you eat.

There's room for everyone. "

Go Granny! You tell em

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Phew...Just looked and Greene King are still doing battered halloumi, chips n peas . We may order the vegan fish too just to wind some people up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For the record - vegan nuggets are way nicer than chicken nuggets... there's probably more meat in the vegan ones too!

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london


"For the record - vegan nuggets are way nicer than chicken nuggets... there's probably more meat in the vegan ones too!"

As are Quorn "chicken" pieces in a stir-fry

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By *ymguy1966Man
over a year ago

Port Talbot


"Spit roast the vegan and serve them to the meat eaters

About all they are good for lol.

What scares you about people who don't eat meat ?"

Nothing, apart from being unhealthy in reality, and the fact they can't keep up with me in the gym

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Spit roast the vegan and serve them to the meat eaters

About all they are good for lol.

What scares you about people who don't eat meat ?

Nothing, apart from being unhealthy in reality, and the fact they can't keep up with me in the gym "

Why would that scare you?

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"Eat at places that are better suited to your lifestyle and/or belief system instead of giving custom to places that offer “token” meals."

I get that but times are hard and places are trying to be inclusive. So when I open my restaurant I have a dilemma because I really don’t want to serve chips, Juno food like burgers or very plain food but when large groups book with the token person who doesn’t like anything spicy what should I do , keep a bag of frozen oven chips and burgers for those people? I could do nice rainbow fries in olive oil, salt and pepper but they wouldn’t like them so why bother.... so I compromise my own standards or risk turning away custom by not being inclusive

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands


"Spit roast the vegan and serve them to the meat eaters

About all they are good for lol.

What scares you about people who don't eat meat ?

Nothing, apart from being unhealthy in reality, and the fact they can't keep up with me in the gym "

People couldn't keep up with the vegan sprinter Carl Lewis either. Well Ben Johnson did a few times with his red eyes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a vegan and it's changed my life feel so much healthier........ only cheat I do is steak can't live with out steak oh and dairy love dairy and I will eat chicken because i love a chicken tikka madras, roast pork is preety good as well so I do eat pork but other than that Iam oh and lamb but only if I have got mint sauce in.

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By *ymguy1966Man
over a year ago

Port Talbot


"Spit roast the vegan and serve them to the meat eaters

About all they are good for lol.

What scares you about people who don't eat meat ?

Nothing, apart from being unhealthy in reality, and the fact they can't keep up with me in the gym

People couldn't keep up with the vegan sprinter Carl Lewis either. Well Ben Johnson did a few times with his red eyes!"

Cheats....they used drugs

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By *ymguy1966Man
over a year ago

Port Talbot


"I'm a vegan and it's changed my life feel so much healthier........ only cheat I do is steak can't live with out steak oh and dairy love dairy and I will eat chicken because i love a chicken tikka madras, roast pork is preety good as well so I do eat pork but other than that Iam oh and lamb but only if I have got mint sauce in."

Sounds like you have the right idea....balance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not all non meat eaters are vegan.

Not all non meat eaters are veggie.

Everything on the planet that we eat is VEGAN, unless it came from an animal.

It's never caused a problem in our house.

Everything is laid out people take what they want ......... End of.

The problem has been made by the media and food manufacturers who have made non meat eating into something it isn't.

For the record. I don't eat meat. I'm vegan.

I don't give a FLYING FUCK what you eat. Eat what you want. Suck on a chop all day. Bring around a chicken on a stick ..... no one I know gives a shit about what you eat.

There's room for everyone. "

I agree completely. My daughter has been a vegetarian since she was 12 - her choice, and I eat meat fish and vegetarian and vegan. Most of the chain restaurants offer a very lazy choice for vegetarian and vegan and the ingredients are not always 100% vegan or have been cooked alongside the meat menu. If they were more inventive and educated they would offer the choice of lovely food that would appeal to all their customers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What rips my knitting about the whole

Thing particularly my friends who want to constantly share animal

Abuse videos to try and turn me vegan is they don’t see the animals habitats and food being taken away from them by the farmers who are trying to produce all these extra veggie treats for the new age of veg !

The animals killed and starved and poisoned to make way for plantations the eco system destroyed by the logistical machinery used to transport said goodies

Let’s face it unless you grow all your own and cook every meal

From

Scratch you’re doing as much harm if not more than meat eaters

Low and behold though subway offer up a halal friendly sun and everyone was up

On arms about how if they wanna eat halal !!! Yeah folks

Memories are short

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What rips my knitting about the whole

Thing particularly my friends who want to constantly share animal

Abuse videos to try and turn me vegan is they don’t see the animals habitats and food being taken away from them by the farmers who are trying to produce all these extra veggie treats for the new age of veg !

The animals killed and starved and poisoned to make way for plantations the eco system destroyed by the logistical machinery used to transport said goodies

Let’s face it unless you grow all your own and cook every meal

From

Scratch you’re doing as much harm if not more than meat eaters

Low and behold though subway offer up a halal friendly sun and everyone was up

On arms about how if they wanna eat halal !!! Yeah folks

Memories are short "

Hey, I'm not being nasty - please read this in the best possible light. But most of that isn't true.

Land take for meat farming is actually far greater than that needed for an equivalent amount of calorific value of non-meat farming.

Also, all of those animals have to eat something! Loads (it might actually be most) of land is taken up growing food for cows etc to eat.

Meat is actually a really inefficient way of feeding humans!

I'm not even veggie/vegan by the way, I just try to eat a low meat diet.

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By *ollydoesWoman
over a year ago

Shangri-La


"Restaurants really need to get better at veggie and vegan options.

Even if you do eat meat you don't need to eat it every bloody meal.

You don’t ‘need’ to be vegan or vegetarian (unless you have a particular medical condition that requires you to be meat free), it’s a ‘choice’ people make. Just like eating meat is a ‘choice’.

I’m glad I live in a country where people are able to make these ‘choices’ and are not obligated to justify them to anyone but themselves.

The simple thing to do is to eat at establishments that cater for your choices. "

I don't get if everywhere needs time have veggie options, why don't the veggie restaurants have to have meat. Now they are discriminating against us?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Restaurants really need to get better at veggie and vegan options.

Even if you do eat meat you don't need to eat it every bloody meal.

You don’t ‘need’ to be vegan or vegetarian (unless you have a particular medical condition that requires you to be meat free), it’s a ‘choice’ people make. Just like eating meat is a ‘choice’.

I’m glad I live in a country where people are able to make these ‘choices’ and are not obligated to justify them to anyone but themselves.

The simple thing to do is to eat at establishments that cater for your choices.

I don't get if everywhere needs time have veggie options, why don't the veggie restaurants have to have meat. Now they are discriminating against us? "

If all restaurants had decent veggie options you wouldn't need veggie restaurants!

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By *icolerobbieCouple
over a year ago

walsall


"Restaurants really need to get better at veggie and vegan options.

Even if you do eat meat you don't need to eat it every bloody meal.

You don’t ‘need’ to be vegan or vegetarian (unless you have a particular medical condition that requires you to be meat free), it’s a ‘choice’ people make. Just like eating meat is a ‘choice’.

I’m glad I live in a country where people are able to make these ‘choices’ and are not obligated to justify them to anyone but themselves.

The simple thing to do is to eat at establishments that cater for your choices.

I don't get if everywhere needs time have veggie options, why don't the veggie restaurants have to have meat. Now they are discriminating against us?

If all restaurants had decent veggie options you wouldn't need veggie restaurants! "

They are businesses, they provide what people want or their businesses will fail.

If it’s not cost effective for them, they won’t do it.

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village


"Eat at places that are better suited to your lifestyle and/or belief system instead of giving custom to places that offer “token” meals."

Just that. Speak with your wallets.

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By *ollydoesWoman
over a year ago

Shangri-La


"Restaurants really need to get better at veggie and vegan options.

Even if you do eat meat you don't need to eat it every bloody meal.

You don’t ‘need’ to be vegan or vegetarian (unless you have a particular medical condition that requires you to be meat free), it’s a ‘choice’ people make. Just like eating meat is a ‘choice’.

I’m glad I live in a country where people are able to make these ‘choices’ and are not obligated to justify them to anyone but themselves.

The simple thing to do is to eat at establishments that cater for your choices.

I don't get if everywhere needs time have veggie options, why don't the veggie restaurants have to have meat. Now they are discriminating against us?

If all restaurants had decent veggie options you wouldn't need veggie restaurants!

They are businesses, they provide what people want or their businesses will fail.

If it’s not cost effective for them, they won’t do it.

"

Cant we just all eat in peace and harmony lmao

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"For the record - vegan nuggets are way nicer than chicken nuggets... there's probably more meat in the vegan ones too!

As are Quorn "chicken" pieces in a stir-fry"

Quorn isn't vegan.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Phew...Just looked and Greene King are still doing battered halloumi, chips n peas . We may order the vegan fish too just to wind some people up "

The only decent fish ive had as a vegan is banana blossom in batter...... the rest is like shredded mattress in breadcrumbs....... down with 'vegan' fish.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Spit roast the vegan and serve them to the meat eaters

About all they are good for lol.

What scares you about people who don't eat meat ?

Nothing, apart from being unhealthy in reality, and the fact they can't keep up with me in the gym "

Untrue 'fact' number 3,545

do your research

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"I'm a vegan and it's changed my life feel so much healthier........ only cheat I do is steak can't live with out steak oh and dairy love dairy and I will eat chicken because i love a chicken tikka madras, roast pork is preety good as well so I do eat pork but other than that Iam oh and lamb but only if I have got mint sauce in."

I shouldn't laugh Tom ....... but I did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd anyone would like to push their vegan back onto my morning erection, no need to ask "

That's what I thought by the thread title too!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Restaurants really need to get better at veggie and vegan options.

Even if you do eat meat you don't need to eat it every bloody meal.

You don’t ‘need’ to be vegan or vegetarian (unless you have a particular medical condition that requires you to be meat free), it’s a ‘choice’ people make. Just like eating meat is a ‘choice’.

I’m glad I live in a country where people are able to make these ‘choices’ and are not obligated to justify them to anyone but themselves.

The simple thing to do is to eat at establishments that cater for your choices.

I don't get if everywhere needs time have veggie options, why don't the veggie restaurants have to have meat. Now they are discriminating against us?

If all restaurants had decent veggie options you wouldn't need veggie restaurants!

They are businesses, they provide what people want or their businesses will fail.

If it’s not cost effective for them, they won’t do it.

Cant we just all eat in peace and harmony lmao "

As long as Peace and Harmony aren't a couple of ducks......... yeah lets

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By *ollydoesWoman
over a year ago

Shangri-La


"Restaurants really need to get better at veggie and vegan options.

Even if you do eat meat you don't need to eat it every bloody meal.

You don’t ‘need’ to be vegan or vegetarian (unless you have a particular medical condition that requires you to be meat free), it’s a ‘choice’ people make. Just like eating meat is a ‘choice’.

I’m glad I live in a country where people are able to make these ‘choices’ and are not obligated to justify them to anyone but themselves.

The simple thing to do is to eat at establishments that cater for your choices.

I don't get if everywhere needs time have veggie options, why don't the veggie restaurants have to have meat. Now they are discriminating against us?

If all restaurants had decent veggie options you wouldn't need veggie restaurants!

They are businesses, they provide what people want or their businesses will fail.

If it’s not cost effective for them, they won’t do it.

Cant we just all eat in peace and harmony lmao

As long as Peace and Harmony aren't a couple of ducks......... yeah lets"

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By *stwo80Couple
over a year ago

yorkshire

Just ban them all, menu should have only meat options

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By *icolerobbieCouple
over a year ago

walsall


"Restaurants really need to get better at veggie and vegan options.

Even if you do eat meat you don't need to eat it every bloody meal.

You don’t ‘need’ to be vegan or vegetarian (unless you have a particular medical condition that requires you to be meat free), it’s a ‘choice’ people make. Just like eating meat is a ‘choice’.

I’m glad I live in a country where people are able to make these ‘choices’ and are not obligated to justify them to anyone but themselves.

The simple thing to do is to eat at establishments that cater for your choices.

I don't get if everywhere needs time have veggie options, why don't the veggie restaurants have to have meat. Now they are discriminating against us?

If all restaurants had decent veggie options you wouldn't need veggie restaurants!

They are businesses, they provide what people want or their businesses will fail.

If it’s not cost effective for them, they won’t do it.

Cant we just all eat in peace and harmony lmao "

As long as we’re not being hounded by activists at our restaurant of choice...

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands


"For the record - vegan nuggets are way nicer than chicken nuggets... there's probably more meat in the vegan ones too!

As are Quorn "chicken" pieces in a stir-fry

Quorn isn't vegan."

Quorn do have vegan products, pieces, fillets, slices. Have a look on their website.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


". I don't get if everywhere needs time have veggie options, why don't the veggie restaurants have to have meat. Now they are discriminating against us? "

There is (used to be/hopefully still is)a glorious veggie café in Canterbury that got this so right. Most of their breakfast menu was veggie/vegan. They had ONE meat option, full English. You could have a veggie or vegan full English as well and those were astoundingly well made from scratch with a huge plate of alternative foods BUT if you ordered the meat version you were served something that contained meat(ish) cheapest shop bought bacon, sausage eggs etc and then they charged extra for the meat breakfast on the basis they had to clean the grill/surfaces after to do back to vegan/veggie.

Inclusive hey

Motto of the story.. eat where its good for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For the record - vegan nuggets are way nicer than chicken nuggets... there's probably more meat in the vegan ones too!

As are Quorn "chicken" pieces in a stir-fry

Quorn isn't vegan.

Quorn do have vegan products, pieces, fillets, slices. Have a look on their website."

Do they do Quornish pasties ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quorny joke. ^

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

I remember when you went into a restaurant and asked for a vegetarian mean they looked puzzled and brought you lettuce and sliced tomatoes .

Although I like both lettuce and tomatoes

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"For the record - vegan nuggets are way nicer than chicken nuggets... there's probably more meat in the vegan ones too!

As are Quorn "chicken" pieces in a stir-fry

Quorn isn't vegan.

Quorn do have vegan products, pieces, fillets, slices. Have a look on their website."

I will ! It usually says 'egg white' on the back.

I make my own seitan and eat is as I choose. Seldom look for ready mades.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Spit roast the vegan and serve them to the meat eaters

About all they are good for lol.

What scares you about people who don't eat meat ?

Nothing, apart from being unhealthy in reality, and the fact they can't keep up with me in the gym "

I gave up eating animals 27 years ago. I don’t go to the gym but I take some serious keeping up with in the bedroom.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I remember when you went into a restaurant and asked for a vegetarian mean they looked puzzled and brought you lettuce and sliced tomatoes .

Although I like both lettuce and tomatoes "

That’s where this whole vegetarian/ vegan thing started, it was just the tip of the iceberg etc etc

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

They started making veggy pizzas to cover all bases

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"I remember when you went into a restaurant and asked for a vegetarian mean they looked puzzled and brought you lettuce and sliced tomatoes .

Although I like both lettuce and tomatoes

That’s where this whole vegetarian/ vegan thing started, it was just the tip of the iceberg etc etc "

I don't carrot all for that joke .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They started making veggy pizzas to cover all bases "

The bases have always been dough.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"They started making veggy pizzas to cover all bases "

Don't be giving him encourage mint.

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village


"They started making veggy pizzas to cover all bases

Don't be giving him encourage mint."

I only know fish puns, and this isn't the plaice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Phew...Just looked and Greene King are still doing battered halloumi, chips n peas . We may order the vegan fish too just to wind some people up

The only decent fish ive had as a vegan is banana blossom in batter...... the rest is like shredded mattress in breadcrumbs....... down with 'vegan' fish."

My daughter likes Linda McCartney “fish” (that may be vegetarian?)

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