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By *oItForYorkshire OP   Couple
over a year ago

Yorkshire

You know, Adam and Eve style.

Do you ever think of everyday things and wonder. ‘What must the first person to ever experience this thing must have thought’?

Let’s think of some mad things that would have been a weird ‘first’.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Coffee.

I'm going to take a seed, burn it, crush it, and put it in hot water.

How the fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wonder what happen if I suck on that cows udder?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounding. Not kink shaming each to their own but what were they thinking?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Eating an oyster.

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That has to be a bet? Surely?

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By *oItForYorkshire OP   Couple
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Accidentally having a magic mushroom

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Leavened bread. Yeast, kneading, proving, that's quite a leap.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Who looked at a beehive and thought "I bet those bastards are hiding something delicious in there!"?

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fire.

Ooh pretty...nope, don’t touch the hot stuff

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By *aughty_Smooth_OperatorMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Teabaging

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By *lamorousBeautyLondonWoman
over a year ago

London


"Sounding. Not kink shaming each to their own but what were they thinking?"

Nonsense. Sounding is great fun!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sounding. Not kink shaming each to their own but what were they thinking?

Nonsense. Sounding is great fun!"

You're gonna have to educate me. Sounding?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sticking cock up the arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sounding. Not kink shaming each to their own but what were they thinking?

Nonsense. Sounding is great fun!

You're gonna have to educate me. Sounding?"

Sticking metal rods down yer cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You know, Adam and Eve style.

Do you ever think of everyday things and wonder. ‘What must the first person to ever experience this thing must have thought’?

Let’s think of some mad things that would have been a weird ‘first’. "

First divorce ! When eve pissed god off by eating the apple ! Why is this ! More like bloke to be greedy and eat the apple x

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

Eggs. Just eggs!

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln


"Sticking cock up the arse "

I blame the Greeks

LvM

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By *lamorousBeautyLondonWoman
over a year ago

London


"Sounding. Not kink shaming each to their own but what were they thinking?

Nonsense. Sounding is great fun!

You're gonna have to educate me. Sounding?"

Sounding is the process of inserting sounding tools (usually rods ranging from very thin to quite quick) inside the male urethra for pain and pleasure. I have only done it for pleasure and it is great fun. At least it was with an experienced partner who owns a set of sounding tools and who has heartily encouraged my curiosity to find out what they are for!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well... that made my eyes water... and I was only reading.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sticking cock up the arse

I blame the Greeks

LvM"

Nah it must have been Adam, trial and error process innit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Eating an oyster.

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That has to be a bet? Surely? "

Been there, done that, never again

Her x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Giving birth

Her x

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By *ongueandgroove555Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

Eggs....who looked at a chicken and said, next thing that comes out it's arse I'm eating it !!!

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By *lamorousBeautyLondonWoman
over a year ago

London


"Well... that made my eyes water... and I was only reading."

To be fair, I did baulk the very first time as I felt uncertain and the rod started coming out a bit pink. My partner was saying that it was fine but I was uncomfortable and we stopped. Next time it went swimmingly hence my positive attitude about it. Always good to know what you are doing and if in doubt, just stop and do something else instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That must take a lot of trust!

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By *lamorousBeautyLondonWoman
over a year ago

London


"That must take a lot of trust!"

Well, yes and no. If the man is not restrained and is free to move then what is he risking? Not much. More importantly one of the people need to have some knowledge and experience - if the receiver knows then he can guide the giver. In the case of restraints and power exchange being involved then sure, it would require trust.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wonder what happen if I suck on that cows udder? "

Definitely this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The first person to declare how old they were.

‘This is my 24th Winter!’

‘Shut up Philip and help us drag this woolly mammoth in the cave!’

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By *adetMan
over a year ago

Virtuosa

Whenever there is huge thunderstorm I understand why people had to invent the Gods to explain it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You know, Adam and Eve style.

Do you ever think of everyday things and wonder. ‘What must the first person to ever experience this thing must have thought’?

Let’s think of some mad things that would have been a weird ‘first’. "

Bill and Ted where the first people on earth I’m sure of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here, bahhhhhh'ing thing, wearing a furry jacket that eats grass......, let me just have a quick chomp on your leg'

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place


"Sounding. Not kink shaming each to their own but what were they thinking?

Nonsense. Sounding is great fun!"

I agree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sounding. Not kink shaming each to their own but what were they thinking?

Nonsense. Sounding is great fun!

You're gonna have to educate me. Sounding?

Sounding is the process of inserting sounding tools (usually rods ranging from very thin to quite quick) inside the male urethra for pain and pleasure. I have only done it for pleasure and it is great fun. At least it was with an experienced partner who owns a set of sounding tools and who has heartily encouraged my curiosity to find out what they are for!"

my legs just instinctively crossed, and its going to take a fair effort to uncross them after reading that

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Sticking cock up the arse

I blame the Greeks

LvM"

They invented gayness!

(Points for the reference )

Mrs TMN x

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing


"Fire.

Ooh pretty...nope, don’t touch the hot stuff "

This goes with "lets heat our food". Might have been after they left something too close to it.

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