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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Okay, if you walked into your favourite Chinese takeaway right now and asked for a Number 69, what would you leave with?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As I’m in the kitchen and the menu is in the drawer I had a little look...

Beef with Sweetcorn.

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Prawn balls

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

North West

Keema Garlic Naan...

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By *lice MaliceWoman
over a year ago

The Facility

I think my local Chinese must get asked this a lot because there is no number 69 on their menu. It goes straight from 68 to 70.

So I'd leave with nothing

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Beef In Black Pepper Sauce

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"I think my local Chinese must get asked this a lot because there is no number 69 on their menu. It goes straight from 68 to 70.

So I'd leave with nothing "

Well played your local Chinese

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Keema Garlic Naan..."

From the Chinese?! That's really weird!

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

North West


"Keema Garlic Naan...

From the Chinese?! That's really weird!"

Well, I wanted to join in, but could only find the Indian menu. I feel like I've been busted for a fraudulent post.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Keema Garlic Naan...

From the Chinese?! That's really weird!

Well, I wanted to join in, but could only find the Indian menu. I feel like I've been busted for a fraudulent post. "

Its teetering on ban worthy really. Hold your head in shame and place some boob pictures in my inbox.

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By *aysOfOurLivesCouple
over a year ago

Essex

Stewed beef with mushrooms …like would ever eat that whilst there’s still salt n pepper squid in this world

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

North West


"Keema Garlic Naan...

From the Chinese?! That's really weird!

Well, I wanted to join in, but could only find the Indian menu. I feel like I've been busted for a fraudulent post.

Its teetering on ban worthy really. Hold your head in shame and place some boob pictures in my inbox. "

You're so kind. Would you trust me to put my own boobs in ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Keema Garlic Naan...

From the Chinese?! That's really weird!

Well, I wanted to join in, but could only find the Indian menu. I feel like I've been busted for a fraudulent post.

Its teetering on ban worthy really. Hold your head in shame and place some boob pictures in my inbox.

You're so kind. Would you trust me to put my own boobs in ?"

Any boobs will do....I like boobs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Malaysian House Special Fried Rice

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By *uzie69xTV/TS
over a year ago

Maidstone


"Malaysian House Special Fried Rice"

OMFG that sounds delish... Better than sex any day!

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

Slap around the pork chops

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think my local Chinese must get asked this a lot because there is no number 69 on their menu. It goes straight from 68 to 70.

So I'd leave with nothing "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Keema Garlic Naan...

From the Chinese?! That's really weird!

Well, I wanted to join in, but could only find the Indian menu. I feel like I've been busted for a fraudulent post. "

As the OP, I will deem it acceptable to make substitutions. It's no more weird than a Chinese takeaway doing omelettes and steaks to be fair!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honey and Chilli mixed meat. Sounds great

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

North West


"Keema Garlic Naan...

From the Chinese?! That's really weird!

Well, I wanted to join in, but could only find the Indian menu. I feel like I've been busted for a fraudulent post.

As the OP, I will deem it acceptable to make substitutions. It's no more weird than a Chinese takeaway doing omelettes and steaks to be fair!"

Why thank you !!

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

Probably me if I was on the menu

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By *adyx4Woman
over a year ago

Durham

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By *adyx4Woman
over a year ago

Durham

69: char siu pork in szechuan sauce

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

Sautéed donkey cock in Hong Kong style sauce

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By *olymalelincsMan
over a year ago

southend

Roast duck and mixed vegetables

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london

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By *oveAndBangCouple
over a year ago

where the mood takes us

Beef With Green Peppers In Black Bean Sauce ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Beef With Green Peppers In Black Bean Sauce ???"

Very similar, mine is roast duck with green peppers & black bean sauce!

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield


"I think my local Chinese must get asked this a lot because there is no number 69 on their menu. It goes straight from 68 to 70.

So I'd leave with nothing "

Lol.

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

Vegetable black bean, noodles and salt and pepper chips.

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