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Meli's Match ups - part 3. The End.

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By *eli OP   Woman
over a year ago

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It's hard work finding someone who ticks all of your boxes isn't it? Where do you even start in this day and age?

Well you can start here. Post you're in and I'll try my hardest* to match you with another forum user using all my finely tuned skills of social observation and bias.

*I won't be accepting any responsibility for any failed matches, occasional joke ones that might slip in or possible (but rare) no match.

Also - have some patience. Please. It's the last one, I need some gin after this, even on a school night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You should have gin before finishing to spice things up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go and have some tea cake on the other thread relax before you start x

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

The end?

It's really hard work doing this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I join in please Meli.

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By *uit and bootsMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Can I join in please Meli. "

You’ve been matched in your absence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I join in please Meli.

You’ve been matched in your absence "

With you?

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

You’re doing brilliantly Meli.

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By *jj 69Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Hey mel can u do me was on part 2 but think missed me out

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

You need a medal _eli

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Have we missed our matches?

Meli you are a legend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im in

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By *rNaughtyNickMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Can I play x

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By *olden RatioWoman
over a year ago

Buckinghamshire

Have been perving over my suggested match... much appreciated, Meli!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go on, I'm in too

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

Still here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely in for this one!

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

I've just had a Monkey47.... So you may as well count me in. (hides in the corner).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meli you have done so well, well played

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By *uit and bootsMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Can I join in please Meli.

You’ve been matched in your absence

With you? "

Erm, yep, definitely, yes indeedy, 100%, absolutely. No need to read the previous threads where Meli announced it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need a man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not in

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

I must be one of those difficult matches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I must be one of those difficult matches "

Join the club xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I must be one of those difficult matches "

You were matched maybe on the first one

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"I must be one of those difficult matches "

Me too Lorraine

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By *eli OP   Woman
over a year ago

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So...

Booby bird and Jamie H89 - you both match each others profile descriptions.

Tightbuttloose - Tea Monkey. The physiques, the intelligence. You'll do well.

MrHotNotts and Short Arse - your kinks are complimentary, you're both attractive and will have a lot to talk about.

Kietonel - Lacey Red. I've done some thinking and I think you're better matched. Maybe.

AnnL - MasterofNun. I think it could work very well indeed.

Quetzalcoatl - PetiteWoman. Similar to above, your kinks are complimentary. This will either work beautifully or you'll end up murdering each other.

Big Erection - ShortishBlonde.

That's an easy match.

Spongly Dong - Incandescent. The height. The passion. Hells yes.

Gobby Chick and Paul tat because your flirting is so cute and didn't go unnoticed.

Inquisitionxyj - Testarossa, she's fiery and you'll have met your match.

AnnieWilkes - SayMyNameAgain. I think I've got that right!

Suits and Boots and Lady Luck. I think you could have a lot of fun together.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I must be one of those difficult matches "

You had Lawrence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in for this one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I must be one of those difficult matches "

So am I !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still going? So did anyone else get added to the Yasmeen/Jamie sandwich?

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By *eli OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Have been perving over my suggested match... much appreciated, Meli! "

Score! That makes me happy as fuck!

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By *eli OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"I must be one of those difficult matches

Join the club xx"

You were matched. As was Essexman and Lorraine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sure lady lucks about somewhere x

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

If it's still going I'll play

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I must be one of those difficult matches

Join the club xx

You were matched. As was Essexman and Lorraine. "

I’ve completely missed it then xx

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By *arker secrets 321Man
over a year ago

West Bromwich

Can I play x

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Still open to other matches, ladies, guys and couples

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Okay.. might have missed the boat on this but we are in! Fingers crossed !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wasn't matched yet was I? Thanks, x

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By *uit and bootsMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"So...

Booby bird and Jamie H89 - you both match each others profile descriptions.

Tightbuttloose - Tea Monkey. The physiques, the intelligence. You'll do well.

MrHotNotts and Short Arse - your kinks are complimentary, you're both attractive and will have a lot to talk about.

Kietonel - Lacey Red. I've done some thinking and I think you're better matched. Maybe.

AnnL - MasterofNun. I think it could work very well indeed.

Quetzalcoatl - PetiteWoman. Similar to above, your kinks are complimentary. This will either work beautifully or you'll end up murdering each other.

Big Erection - ShortishBlonde.

That's an easy match.

Spongly Dong - Incandescent. The height. The passion. Hells yes.

Gobby Chick and Paul tat because your flirting is so cute and didn't go unnoticed.

Inquisitionxyj - Testarossa, she's fiery and you'll have met your match.

AnnieWilkes - SayMyNameAgain. I think I've got that right!

Suits and Boots and Lady Luck. I think you could have a lot of fun together. "

Oooh, thanks Meli, I’m off for a nosy xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need a man "

Will I do can run up to Liverpool reminds me to rebook tour of lfc and run by Wigan to pick up my pastie x

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By *eli OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Have we missed our matches?

Meli you are a legend "

Hello Beyond Purity! Women - I'd match you with KinkyInkedBi. Men, I'm still thinking!

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere


"I must be one of those difficult matches

You were matched maybe on the first one "

I’ll check

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Have we missed our matches?

Meli you are a legend "

You got matched but she described you as she couldn't remember your name. End of the last thread I think.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this still going

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tentatively in

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By *eli OP   Woman
over a year ago

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Jimboba - NotSoPosh and Red Volupta. He gets two because I'm competitive

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

I've got a few lined up then. Thanks Meli!

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

Please can I get matched with the OP?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In if it’s not too late

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Us please Meli

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Good evening Meli, I wouldn’t want you to run out of people to match, so I’ll say I’m in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brilliant matches

Thanks lovely

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By *ear in the chairMan
over a year ago

yeah there

I'm in and open to a match

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton


"It's hard work finding someone who ticks all of your boxes isn't it? Where do you even start in this day and age?

Well you can start here. Post you're in and I'll try my hardest* to match you with another forum user using all my finely tuned skills of social observation and bias.

*I won't be accepting any responsibility for any failed matches, occasional joke ones that might slip in or possible (but rare) no match.

Also - have some patience. Please. It's the last one, I need some gin after this, even on a school night. "

Wow! This could get really detailed but here goes:

Latino (Mediterranean especially Spanish) lady, dark hair, younger than me, preferably none smoker and local to me

Let see the magical Meli work her magic.

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

button moon

I'll join in again

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton


"It's hard work finding someone who ticks all of your boxes isn't it? Where do you even start in this day and age?

Well you can start here. Post you're in and I'll try my hardest* to match you with another forum user using all my finely tuned skills of social observation and bias.

*I won't be accepting any responsibility for any failed matches, occasional joke ones that might slip in or possible (but rare) no match.

Also - have some patience. Please. It's the last one, I need some gin after this, even on a school night.

Wow! This could get really detailed but here goes:

Latino (Mediterranean especially Spanish) lady, dark hair, younger than me, preferably none smoker and local to me

Let see the magical Meli work her magic. "

Or more realistically, a female that breathes please x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Please can I get matched with the OP? "

Meli matched us but you're clearly a lesbian from your contact preferences

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would appreciate a match... preferably a female one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll join in again "

Me....you match with me

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Which charming and witty lady would you pair with me OP?

It will help if she's a bit nutty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve just got engaged to my match, thanks Op.

Oh no, she’s been offline for 5 hours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So...

Booby bird and Jamie H89 - you both match each others profile descriptions.

Tightbuttloose - Tea Monkey. The physiques, the intelligence. You'll do well.

MrHotNotts and Short Arse - your kinks are complimentary, you're both attractive and will have a lot to talk about.

Kietonel - Lacey Red. I've done some thinking and I think you're better matched. Maybe.

AnnL - MasterofNun. I think it could work very well indeed.

Quetzalcoatl - PetiteWoman. Similar to above, your kinks are complimentary. This will either work beautifully or you'll end up murdering each other.

Big Erection - ShortishBlonde.

That's an easy match.

Spongly Dong - Incandescent. The height. The passion. Hells yes.

Gobby Chick and Paul tat because your flirting is so cute and didn't go unnoticed.

Inquisitionxyj - Testarossa, she's fiery and you'll have met your match.

AnnieWilkes - SayMyNameAgain. I think I've got that right!

Suits and Boots and Lady Luck. I think you could have a lot of fun together. "

Well hello gobby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please don't match me Meli

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"I’ve just got engaged to my match, thanks Op.

Oh no, she’s been offline for 5 hours "

Only the one match?

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

button moon


"I'll join in again

Me....you match with me "

Ok sorted. Matched

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines clearly a lesbian, please can I try again Meli x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve just got engaged to my match, thanks Op.

Oh no, she’s been offline for 5 hours

Only the one match? "

Yeah, I didn’t get 28 like you.

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By *obbychickWoman
over a year ago

Essex


"So...

Booby bird and Jamie H89 - you both match each others profile descriptions.

Tightbuttloose - Tea Monkey. The physiques, the intelligence. You'll do well.

MrHotNotts and Short Arse - your kinks are complimentary, you're both attractive and will have a lot to talk about.

Kietonel - Lacey Red. I've done some thinking and I think you're better matched. Maybe.

AnnL - MasterofNun. I think it could work very well indeed.

Quetzalcoatl - PetiteWoman. Similar to above, your kinks are complimentary. This will either work beautifully or you'll end up murdering each other.

Big Erection - ShortishBlonde.

That's an easy match.

Spongly Dong - Incandescent. The height. The passion. Hells yes.

Gobby Chick and Paul tat because your flirting is so cute and didn't go unnoticed.

Inquisitionxyj - Testarossa, she's fiery and you'll have met your match.

AnnieWilkes - SayMyNameAgain. I think I've got that right!

Suits and Boots and Lady Luck. I think you could have a lot of fun together.

Well hello gobby "

Thank you Meli

I guess you’re stuck with me Paul

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

I'm in; but is my match?

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By *educerMan
over a year ago

Brentwood

Count me in

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"I’ve just got engaged to my match, thanks Op.

Oh no, she’s been offline for 5 hours

Only the one match?

Yeah, I didn’t get 28 like you. "

I’ve been bleeding lucky!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm still in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why am I being matched when I hadn't even joined in?

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By *eli OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Please can I get matched with the OP? "

Yes. I come with a side of halloumi fries and many tales to tell. I hope both of those are okay with you.

P.S thank you for not forgetting about me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve just got engaged to my match, thanks Op.

Oh no, she’s been offline for 5 hours

Only the one match?

Yeah, I didn’t get 28 like you.

I’ve been bleeding lucky! "

I said that to my new muse and life partner that Meli found me.

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By *jj 69Man
over a year ago

Manchester

No match 4 me story off my life lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go on then, I’m in!

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"I’ve just got engaged to my match, thanks Op.

Oh no, she’s been offline for 5 hours

Only the one match?

Yeah, I didn’t get 28 like you.

I’ve been bleeding lucky!

I said that to my new muse and life partner that Meli found me."

I’m becoming a Mormon to cope with my pending marriages.

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By *eli OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Go on, I'm in too "

Sorry Explorer, the Meliputer doesn't have enough data on you!

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By *eli OP   Woman
over a year ago

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NeroLondon - Diamond Cougar. There's a bit of distance but what's a few miles for a good fuck?

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By *eli OP   Woman
over a year ago

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Midnight and Beyond Purity.

Because you're all hot. And also, I've seen the odd flirt. Also a little Scouse bird suggested this to me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think the _eliputer may blow a fuse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"No match 4 me story off my life lmao "

Me neither

You could always join here https://www.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/1152872 when Meli is too exhausted to carry on

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By *ollydoesWoman
over a year ago

Shangri-La

I'll play

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"what's a few miles for a good fuck? "

I want a good man

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton

Anyone for me Meli?

Feeling lonely here

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By *eli OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"I would appreciate a match... preferably a female one "

Oh you can match with DC Indecent! That's an easy one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So...

Booby bird and Jamie H89 - you both match each others profile descriptions.

Tightbuttloose - Tea Monkey. The physiques, the intelligence. You'll do well.

MrHotNotts and Short Arse - your kinks are complimentary, you're both attractive and will have a lot to talk about.

Kietonel - Lacey Red. I've done some thinking and I think you're better matched. Maybe.

AnnL - MasterofNun. I think it could work very well indeed.

Quetzalcoatl - PetiteWoman. Similar to above, your kinks are complimentary. This will either work beautifully or you'll end up murdering each other.

Big Erection - ShortishBlonde.

That's an easy match.

Spongly Dong - Incandescent. The height. The passion. Hells yes.

Gobby Chick and Paul tat because your flirting is so cute and didn't go unnoticed.

Inquisitionxyj - Testarossa, she's fiery and you'll have met your match.

AnnieWilkes - SayMyNameAgain. I think I've got that right!

Suits and Boots and Lady Luck. I think you could have a lot of fun together.

Well hello gobby

Thank you Meli

I guess you’re stuck with me Paul "

Like glue gobby

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over a year ago

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By *eli OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Anyone for me Meli?

Feeling lonely here "

Yeah Curvy Princess (I think that's right). Your chemistry is obvious on the forums. And she appears on your veris so I'm lazing it up.

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By *ussieChrisMan
over a year ago

Walsall

I'm still in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any sexy men for me _eli?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone needs to buy Meli Cupid’s sexy bow and arrow with the speed the matches are being posted!

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By *acDreamyMan
over a year ago

Wirral

Oh no, I've missed out! There will be no-one left for me!

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"NeroLondon - Diamond Cougar. There's a bit of distance but what's a few miles for a good fuck? "

Oh Meli .... I’m impressed

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton


"Anyone for me Meli?

Feeling lonely here

Yeah Curvy Princess (I think that's right). Your chemistry is obvious on the forums. And she appears on your veris so I'm lazing it up. "

Poor Curvy, actually feel sorry for her matching with me haha

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton


"Any sexy men for me _eli? "

Please be me, please be me.....oh she asked for sexy I’ll sit back down

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"I would appreciate a match... preferably a female one

Oh you can match with DC Indecent! That's an easy one. "

There’s a surprise a familiar one

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By *eli OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"I'm in for this one "

Hey Catch23 - you and KinkyInkedBi. You're well matched I think.

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By *eli OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"NeroLondon - Diamond Cougar. There's a bit of distance but what's a few miles for a good fuck?

Oh Meli .... I’m impressed "

Yes! Please shower me with these sorts of words. I'm needy af.

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By *batMan
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

Please Meli, I asked for a match up on Part 1.

Ive been good and done all more my chores, please!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I join in please Meli.

You’ve been matched in your absence

With you?

Erm, yep, definitely, yes indeedy, 100%, absolutely. No need to read the previous threads where Meli announced it "

Back of the queue you

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By *eli OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"If it's still going I'll play "

Hello Kinky!

How about MrNaughtyNick? He's tall, single, attractive and younger. Not sure of the hair situation but I can't find long haired men. Oh wait. There's a blonde Viking but I don't remember his username.

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over a year ago


"So...

Booby bird and Jamie H89 - you both match each others profile descriptions.

Tightbuttloose - Tea Monkey. The physiques, the intelligence. You'll do well.

MrHotNotts and Short Arse - your kinks are complimentary, you're both attractive and will have a lot to talk about.

Kietonel - Lacey Red. I've done some thinking and I think you're better matched. Maybe.

AnnL - MasterofNun. I think it could work very well indeed.

Quetzalcoatl - PetiteWoman. Similar to above, your kinks are complimentary. This will either work beautifully or you'll end up murdering each other.

Big Erection - ShortishBlonde.

That's an easy match.

Spongly Dong - Incandescent. The height. The passion. Hells yes.

Gobby Chick and Paul tat because your flirting is so cute and didn't go unnoticed.

Inquisitionxyj - Testarossa, she's fiery and you'll have met your match.

AnnieWilkes - SayMyNameAgain. I think I've got that right!

Suits and Boots and Lady Luck. I think you could have a lot of fun together. "

Thank you OP looking promising

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By *eli OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"I'll play "

Hi dolly!

Ooo MrHotNotts! He would like your aesthetic, similar kinks. Yeah I see it.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"If it's still going I'll play

Hello Kinky!

How about MrNaughtyNick? He's tall, single, attractive and younger. Not sure of the hair situation but I can't find long haired men. Oh wait. There's a blonde Viking but I don't remember his username. "

Hi you

I'll have a check. A blonde Viking, ooooo

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By *eli OP   Woman
over a year ago

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Jjj69 - from your veris, I'm matching you with Lexi. Bring the decent penis and she'll be happy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh no, I've missed out! There will be no-one left for me! "

I'll mop you up

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Can I play x"

Meli matched us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *histlerMan
over a year ago

Guildford

I’m in…am I too late? Mel find me someone… please!

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By *atalie..Woman
over a year ago

Bolton

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have good night all x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hii is it too late to be in?? Just spotted this

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis


"Please can I get matched with the OP?

Meli matched us but you're clearly a lesbian from your contact preferences "

I didn’t see this I’ve got a dress ready. Simple beach wedding.

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Thank you Meli. XX

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By *lappyMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I’d like to play please

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"NeroLondon - Diamond Cougar. There's a bit of distance but what's a few miles for a good fuck?

Oh Meli .... I’m impressed "

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Two-fingered salute to everyone: I've hit the jackpot.

Thread Closed.

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By *acDreamyMan
over a year ago

Wirral


"Oh no, I've missed out! There will be no-one left for me!

I'll mop you up"

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By *ik MMan
over a year ago

Lancashire

Meli saved my life (hangover) once so I’ll give it a go

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"NeroLondon - Diamond Cougar. There's a bit of distance but what's a few miles for a good fuck?

Oh Meli .... I’m impressed

°

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Two-fingered salute to everyone: I've hit the jackpot.

Thread Closed. "

Jumps up and down throwing money all over the place!!

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By *eli OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"I'm in and open to a match"

Hello Bear! I'd match you with Sparkles, there's a bit of a spark there and you have similar interests.

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By *0astMan
over a year ago

Discovering

Am I too late ?

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk


"Can I join in please Meli.

You’ve been matched in your absence

With you?

Erm, yep, definitely, yes indeedy, 100%, absolutely. No need to read the previous threads where Meli announced it

Back of the queue you "

Can I get to front with you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would appreciate a match... preferably a female one

Oh you can match with DC Indecent! That's an easy one. "

I'm not unhappy about that match xxx

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By *eli OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Meli saved my life (hangover) once so I’ll give it a go "

Nik! You're Nik!

I shall think of someone for you shortly x

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By *eli OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Can I play x "

I matched you with Sparkles Dark.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I messaged her and she asked for a refund !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So...

Booby bird and Jamie H89 - you both match each others profile descriptions.

Tightbuttloose - Tea Monkey. The physiques, the intelligence. You'll do well.

MrHotNotts and Short Arse - your kinks are complimentary, you're both attractive and will have a lot to talk about.

Kietonel - Lacey Red. I've done some thinking and I think you're better matched. Maybe.

AnnL - MasterofNun. I think it could work very well indeed.

Quetzalcoatl - PetiteWoman. Similar to above, your kinks are complimentary. This will either work beautifully or you'll end up murdering each other.

Big Erection - ShortishBlonde.

That's an easy match.

Spongly Dong - Incandescent. The height. The passion. Hells yes.

Gobby Chick and Paul tat because your flirting is so cute and didn't go unnoticed.

Inquisitionxyj - Testarossa, she's fiery and you'll have met your match.

AnnieWilkes - SayMyNameAgain. I think I've got that right!

Suits and Boots and Lady Luck. I think you could have a lot of fun together. "

Dam that's the second time we've been put together on a thread by another forum user.

Don't remember saying I was in on the thread either.

Best I go get my belt and thrash this one out!

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By *wentMan
over a year ago

blackpool


"I messaged her and she asked for a refund ! "

How’s this work?

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By *ear in the chairMan
over a year ago

yeah there


"I'm in and open to a match

Hello Bear! I'd match you with Sparkles, there's a bit of a spark there and you have similar interests. "

Always said you were a woman of impeccably good taste and also a very very bad lady xx

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By *ohn123456789999Man
over a year ago

hastings

Im in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I messaged her and she asked for a refund !

How’s this work?"

Fairly simple, she said: fuck that, I want my money back!

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Thank you Meli, I know this is hard work and much appreciated

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I messaged her and she asked for a refund !

How’s this work?"

You tell the OP you are 'IN' & she tries to match you with a suitable partner or partners.

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton


"I messaged her and she asked for a refund !

How’s this work?

Fairly simple, she said: fuck that, I want my money back!"

I thought the reply I received was bad! Mine simply replied “Im not even in it!”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll just have a wank in the corner then

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I messaged her and she asked for a refund !

How’s this work?

Fairly simple, she said: fuck that, I want my money back!

I thought the reply I received was bad! Mine simply replied “Im not even in it!”"

I've had worse 'turn downs'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What’s this? I’m away for a few hours and Meli has transformed herself into a matchmaker.

Go on Meli, try me please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok I’m in very intrigued

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No pressure Meli but if you can't find me anyone I'll have to come to the conclusion that I'm basically unfuckable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No pressure Meli but if you can't find me anyone I'll have to come to the conclusion that I'm basically unfuckable "

You’re 100% fuckable you’re gorgeous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ll just have a wank in the corner then "

Can I watch?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meli, thanks for my match and well done on completing such a task for everyone. They have been great threads to read through too.

NBVN x

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By *eli OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"I’ll just have a wank in the corner then "

You were matched you numpty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ll just have a wank in the corner then

You were matched you numpty. "

She had about 5. I’m not stirring anyone’s porridge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ll just have a wank in the corner then

Can I watch? "

Yes

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Meli, thanks for my match and well done on completing such a task for everyone. They have been great threads to read through too.

NBVN x "

Was i your match?

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Can I play x

I matched you with Sparkles Dark. "

Still waiting on an answer...

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"I’ll just have a wank in the corner then "

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That's difficult if you live in an Igloo.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Great idea Meli but sounds like hard work!

Better make that gin a double

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am I too late?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I’ll just have a wank in the corner then

°

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That's difficult if you live in an Igloo. "

Not if you spin round as you cum.

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By *evil-AngelWoman
over a year ago

...

I'm in if it's not too late xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I play if we get a bj out of it?

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"I’ll just have a wank in the corner then

You were matched you numpty.

She had about 5. I’m not stirring anyone’s porridge "

You don’t want me then?

I had 2 men and a woman! Not 5

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Meli, thanks for my match and well done on completing such a task for everyone. They have been great threads to read through too.

NBVN x

Was i your match? "

My match was Nora and I will happily be your match too

NBVN x

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Great idea Meli but sounds like hard work!

Better make that gin a double "

Shall we save her the trouble and be a match.

Leave the gun for her though - she deserves it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I too late? "

Don’t think so, Meli’s still working her magic hopefully she’s saved some for me

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Oh lordie Meli - you've fair put yourself through it tonight!! Gin and a massage will be needed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in please. Let’s see who is my match

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Meli, thanks for my match and well done on completing such a task for everyone. They have been great threads to read through too.

NBVN x

Was i your match?

My match was Nora and I will happily be your match too

NBVN x "

I'm happy to be in a 3some with you 2 visions of beauty.

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire


"Midnight and Beyond Purity.

Because you're all hot. And also, I've seen the odd flirt. Also a little Scouse bird suggested this to me. "

Meli...how amazing are you...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ll just have a wank in the corner then

You were matched you numpty.

She had about 5. I’m not stirring anyone’s porridge

You don’t want me then?

I had 2 men and a woman! Not 5"

Yes but only if I’m first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What??? This is part THREE?? When did your kink include masochist Meli?!!

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By *jj 69Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Jjj69 - from your veris, I'm matching you with Lexi. Bring the decent penis and she'll be happy. "
juat got find lexi now lol

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By *eli OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"What??? This is part THREE?? When did your kink include masochist Meli?!!"

Oh it did for some time, many years ago now.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Probably way too late.... but I'm in if you fancy it Meli

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"NeroLondon - Diamond Cougar. There's a bit of distance but what's a few miles for a good fuck?

Oh Meli .... I’m impressed

°

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Two-fingered salute to everyone: I've hit the jackpot.

Thread Closed.

Jumps up and down throwing money all over the place!! "

Ohhh I like this match

Plus if you spend more time in London cocktails?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank you Meli. Time to visit your Corner of Calm for a well deserved rest.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

What a great idea this thread was

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By *eli OP   Woman
over a year ago

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Sharedow

I'll match you with me. We can both humblebrag about our degrees, entertain the other with our wit and eccentricities. You've drawn the short straw a bit here but it's late and you deserve a match. I'll bring a sick bag with me for you.

Amber58

You're not unfuckable you daft gorgeous woman. You do have a narrow age range and most people on the forums are older.

Notsoposh - Jimboba. I could definitely see that happening. If it does please may you tell him I am owed a prize? Thanking you.

Devil-Angel - I'm going to match you with Estragon.

MacDreamy - Henriette. You're a hot husband, she's a very hot wife. Perfect.

Kay and Sonj - Lexi. You have similar approaches and I think you'll have a lot of fun.

Sorry to anyone I didn't match - it's tricky if not much to go on on the profile or I've not read much from you posting wise. Or I accidentally missed you because I'm rubbish. Sorry!

Apologies to anyone who is now dealing with a sex pest.

Don't book a wedding venue.

It was just a game.

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