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Meli's Match ups - part 2

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By *eli OP   Woman
over a year ago

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It's hard work finding someone who ticks all of your boxes isn't it? Where do you even start in this day and age?

Well you can start here. Post you're in and I'll try my hardest* to match you with another forum user using all my finely tuned skills of social observation and bias.

*I won't be accepting any responsibility for any failed matches, occasional joke ones that might slip in or possible (but rare) no match.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shall still be in awaiting impending doom

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

In

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m so up for that. Looks like it’s only us here... xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Still waiting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well part 1 didn’t work so I’ll try part 2 - I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

still in from the first round...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let see what you come up with

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By *ayMyName2018Man
over a year ago

Where the Wild Things Are

This could be interesting…. I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello Meli oh find me a match please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just set me up with someone with a banging rack and an ass that won’t quit.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

I apologise now to whoever gets stuck with me. Clearly Meli does not like you!

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

I shall wait patiently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe I should try

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

In x

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

button moon


"Still waiting "

Me too. Fingers crossed

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

Still in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By *imply_SensualMan
over a year ago

warrington

I will give this a try - I’m in

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By *1ueWoman
over a year ago

Nottingham

In

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still in from part one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In still

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hell why not... In

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By *aughty_Smooth_OperatorMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Thanks Meli could you try a second please ??

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By *eli OP   Woman
over a year ago

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Lola Daisy - Lacey Red because you've similar kinks, approaches and are both so beautiful!

2partharmony - Stubbsy? Can't remember her name atm. She's got the curves you like, a sense of humour that matches yours.

Yummycouple21 - JustLikeABoxOfChocolates. She's bi, cute and alternative which is right up your street.

Infin8y - PrivateParts. You'd have a laugh and can explore your kinky tastes together.

Mark - RaspberrySmoothie! She's adorable, won't scare you off and is lovely!

NoraTheExplorer - Nice But Very Naughty - she's got the boobs, the flirting you like. You can flirt up a storm.

Nice But Very Naughty HW - Say hello to Nora.

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By *nfin8yWoman
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

Still in please

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By *eli OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Thanks Meli could you try a second please ?? "

Hells no, maybe next week but this is the last one I'm doing. I need to preserve these social observation skills.

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By *orny IrishMan
over a year ago

Rural Wiltshire

In incase you need an Irish gent to match with a lovely lady.

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By *phrodite_AdonisCouple
over a year ago

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In please and thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lola Daisy - Lacey Red because you've similar kinks, approaches and are both so beautiful!

2partharmony - Stubbsy? Can't remember her name atm. She's got the curves you like, a sense of humour that matches yours.

Yummycouple21 - JustLikeABoxOfChocolates. She's bi, cute and alternative which is right up your street.

Infin8y - PrivateParts. You'd have a laugh and can explore your kinky tastes together.

Mark - RaspberrySmoothie! She's adorable, won't scare you off and is lovely!

NoraTheExplorer - Nice But Very Naughty - she's got the boobs, the flirting you like. You can flirt up a storm.

Nice But Very Naughty HW - Say hello to Nora. "

it appears you have read me like a book

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Well I am messaged my match, I shall keep you posted x

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By *rya MyneWoman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"In x"

Didn't you get rascal???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m

Still in

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

I’m in

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Find me someone well behaved please

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West

Please find me a match x

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By *estriancdtopTV/TS
over a year ago

chester

Sounds fabulous count me in x Jayne

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"In x

Didn't you get rascal??? "

Yeah I ate him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are the rest of us on the scrap heap? Lol xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hallo! I'm in x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lola Daisy - Lacey Red because you've similar kinks, approaches and are both so beautiful!

2partharmony - Stubbsy? Can't remember her name atm. She's got the curves you like, a sense of humour that matches yours.

Yummycouple21 - JustLikeABoxOfChocolates. She's bi, cute and alternative which is right up your street.

Infin8y - PrivateParts. You'd have a laugh and can explore your kinky tastes together.

Mark - RaspberrySmoothie! She's adorable, won't scare you off and is lovely!

NoraTheExplorer - Nice But Very Naughty - she's got the boobs, the flirting you like. You can flirt up a storm.

Nice But Very Naughty HW - Say hello to Nora. "

Now you’ve given up and just pulling names out a hat cause Bargain Hunt starts in 10 minutes.

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By *olden RatioWoman
over a year ago

Buckinghamshire

Ooh can you find me a lovely match please, Meli?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *uit and bootsMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Is no one else concerned they might not get matched as they’re the previously mentioned ‘manslut’?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh this could be fun. Count me in please !

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Do me"

Ask Mystique

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

in

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

I'm in because I can't find a good one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll give this go too please x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In please OP , thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll take my leave. Apparantly I'm not match worthy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bear with, she’s just getting the tombola out the attic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I said on the first thread I’m unmatchable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It ain't going to happen... Like me winning the lotto

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By *eli OP   Woman
over a year ago

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GrumpyMcFuckNugget - I'm sorry, I can only see Dreamy Eyes.

CrazyKittyKat - not really giving anything away so Meliputer has drawn a blank.

Untrepid Explorers - Miss Dreavus. You need someone as delightfully blunt as you are.

Effinjef - no match found sorry!

WanderingQuim - MixedMister. 100%. Those eyes.

Aurora1912 - veris suggest you get on, you'll probably both enjoy yourselves!

Seductioniskey - Ziggy5. Say hi to each other.

Jamie Hants - Kilted Cameron. I mean just ooft.

Tindergirl - yummycouple21 - you'll get to indulge both sides of your sexuality and they seem like a lovely couple you'd have some serious flirty fun with.

Dancer36. It could only be Tom_plays. Tom_plays, it could only be Dancer36

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South


"Is no one else concerned they might not get matched as they’re the previously mentioned ‘manslut’? "

I’m keen to know who that was too just out of curiosity

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By *eli OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Bear with, she’s just getting the tombola out the attic."

Such a throbber.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I joined late on the first one, can I have another go?

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By *osweet69Couple
over a year ago

portsmouth

We are in.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Where's mine

Meli the _eli x

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Where's mine

Meli the _eli x"

You ate him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where's mine

Meli the _eli x

You ate him "

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By *r Potato HeadMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Match me up Meli...x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bingo!!!! Oh wrong site

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Where's mine

Meli the _eli x

You ate him "

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

I'm in.....

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By *amantha TSWoman
over a year ago

Swindon

Back again for another roll of the dice x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm in..... "

Your always in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In .....actually out...too much hard work for you lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bear with, she’s just getting the tombola out the attic.

Such a throbber."

Fucking throbber, never heard that before

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By *eli OP   Woman
over a year ago

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One4me - Estella. Kink, would rock your world and keep you on your toes.

Suit and boots - I'll come back to you! I'd have suggested Red Volupta but you're acquainted.

Ariel13 - Tryingitout19. Ooft.

Genguy - Sensual Desires. Definitely.

Lorraine999 - Dirty Flirty Harry

JayRU - I'm matching you with Patience.

Lily White and Chillout. Obvs. Could have called it three hundred years ago.

Simon Hyde - Estella - well read, flirty, liberal. Right up your street.

Gatbsy - The couple with the blonde woman who is squatting in heels. Will remember the name soon.

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By *pongly-dongMan
over a year ago

Bournemouth

Awesome! I’m in definitely in. Match the crap out of me please!

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH


"I'm in.....

Your always in "
don't tell everyone.

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By *eli OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Bear with, she’s just getting the tombola out the attic.

Such a throbber.

Fucking throbber, never heard that before "

It's my favourite uncouth expression.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You’ve set Estella up with half the site, I think you’re just winging this now.

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By *obbychickWoman
over a year ago

Essex

I’m interested into seeing who you can match me up with Meli

Should I say I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm in.....

Your always in don't tell everyone. "

My secret

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bear with, she’s just getting the tombola out the attic.

Such a throbber.

Fucking throbber, never heard that before

It's my favourite uncouth expression. "

I’d never heard it before and didn’t know what it meant, but somehow it still hurt!

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By *eli OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"In "

Nora because it would be hilarious and there's definitely an odd spark there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You’ve set Estella up with half the site, I think you’re just winging this now."

Click click click are you not in the gang

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By *eli OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"I’m so up for that. Looks like it’s only us here... xx"

Guitar girl! I think that's her name. Yeah, you two? That would work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have I been missed? xxx

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Anyone else thinking Meli has a dossier on each of us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m interested into seeing who you can match me up with Meli

Should I say I’m in "

There she is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So how many of us are still shelved?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still in from before but Im not easy

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By *eli OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Have I been missed? xxx"

Not at all! I'm just working through the old thread and adding on to this one. This thread is meant to be fun, I'll get around to people when I do.

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By *obbychickWoman
over a year ago

Essex


"I’m interested into seeing who you can match me up with Meli

Should I say I’m in

There she is "

Have you been waiting Paul

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m interested into seeing who you can match me up with Meli

Should I say I’m in

There she is

Have you been waiting Paul "

For such a long time

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By *ussieChrisMan
over a year ago

Walsall

Go on. Let's see what you can do.. I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh go on then... In

Her x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yawwwwwns coffee time

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By *eli OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Well part 1 didn’t work so I’ll try part 2 - I’m in "

Hey Jim! Meliputer doesn't have enough data on you just yet but don't fear, I might process a match for you soon.

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By *eli OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Oh go on then... In

Her x"

Oh Gatbsy! This is your match - small boobs, would look great in a black lace bodysuit. And Her, say hi to Gatsby. You'd get on perfectly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks for having the patience to do all this Meli.

I'll get you a gin ready for when you're done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well part 1 didn’t work so I’ll try part 2 - I’m in

Hey Jim! Meliputer doesn't have enough data on you just yet but don't fear, I might process a match for you soon. "

You’re just like the nhs vaccine website earlier today, tried to process me but instead was sent back to the start

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By *eli OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"This could be interesting…. I’m in "

SayMyName2018 - Whitewitch77. You'll get on well I think.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have I been missed? xxx

Not at all! I'm just working through the old thread and adding on to this one. This thread is meant to be fun, I'll get around to people when I do. "

Thanks Meli Let the fun resume. You’re a good’un xxx

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

Aw, Meli. You're so good at this

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"GrumpyMcFuckNugget - I'm sorry, I can only see Dreamy Eyes.

CrazyKittyKat - not really giving anything away so Meliputer has drawn a blank.

Untrepid Explorers - Miss Dreavus. You need someone as delightfully blunt as you are.

Effinjef - no match found sorry!

WanderingQuim - MixedMister. 100%. Those eyes.

Aurora1912 - veris suggest you get on, you'll probably both enjoy yourselves!

Seductioniskey - Ziggy5. Say hi to each other.

Jamie Hants - Kilted Cameron. I mean just ooft.

Tindergirl - yummycouple21 - you'll get to indulge both sides of your sexuality and they seem like a lovely couple you'd have some serious flirty fun with.

Dancer36. It could only be Tom_plays. Tom_plays, it could only be Dancer36"

Ooh interesting, open to singles too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am in x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh go on then... In

Her x

Oh Gatbsy! This is your match - small boobs, would look great in a black lace bodysuit. And Her, say hi to Gatsby. You'd get on perfectly. "

Thanks Meli

Calling on you Gatbsy... Where are you at hun?

Her x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Aw, Meli. You're so good at this "

She really is! Love it!

Her x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"GrumpyMcFuckNugget - I'm sorry, I can only see Dreamy Eyes.

CrazyKittyKat - not really giving anything away so Meliputer has drawn a blank.

Untrepid Explorers - Miss Dreavus. You need someone as delightfully blunt as you are.

Effinjef - no match found sorry!

WanderingQuim - MixedMister. 100%. Those eyes.

Aurora1912 - veris suggest you get on, you'll probably both enjoy yourselves!

Seductioniskey - Ziggy5. Say hi to each other.

Jamie Hants - Kilted Cameron. I mean just ooft.

Tindergirl - yummycouple21 - you'll get to indulge both sides of your sexuality and they seem like a lovely couple you'd have some serious flirty fun with.

Dancer36. It could only be Tom_plays. Tom_plays, it could only be Dancer36

Ooh interesting, open to singles too "

Sitting in the corner waiting from the first round very quietly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in and it is hard to find some one that ticks the right boxes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yawwwwwns coffee time "

Yawn to right might be TV time lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yawwwwwns coffee time

Yawn to right might be TV time lol "

OMG I'm deff yawning same old here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have I been missed? xxx

Not at all! I'm just working through the old thread and adding on to this one. This thread is meant to be fun, I'll get around to people when I do. "

I’m just enjoying your matches.... feel like a nosey neighbour looking thru the curtains! The amount of up and down scrolling I’m doing i feel like an extra in an episode of eastenders

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Have I been missed? xxx

Not at all! I'm just working through the old thread and adding on to this one. This thread is meant to be fun, I'll get around to people when I do.

I’m just enjoying your matches.... feel like a nosey neighbour looking thru the curtains! The amount of up and down scrolling I’m doing i feel like an extra in an episode of eastenders "

Me too! And I'm nodding at most of them xx

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By *eli OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"I apologise now to whoever gets stuck with me. Clearly Meli does not like you! "

Kietonel, I matched you in a previous thread with Maryfuckingpoppins. You'd balance each other out I think and you're both beautiful.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Where Is mine

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By *eli OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Yawwwwwns coffee time

Yawn to right might be TV time lol

OMG I'm deff yawning same old here "

I'm working down, give it time and go to another thread while you wait.

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By *imon_hydeMan
over a year ago

Stockport

I'm thinking Meli deserves many thanks for this x

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By *eli OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Hello Meli oh find me a match please "

Hello Taff! I'd match you with Nell Gwyn - you both have a love of the outdoors and rambling and I think you'll compliment each other perfectly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm out rather play snap I know I might match there lol

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By *pongly-dongMan
over a year ago

Bournemouth


"Hello Meli oh find me a match please

Hello Taff! I'd match you with Nell Gwyn - you both have a love of the outdoors and rambling and I think you'll compliment each other perfectly."

Don’t leave me out!! I feel like the spare dick at the orgy!

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By *eli OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"In "

Hey LeoBlooms

Tuberose - you've similar views and an outlook on the world, plus you're both quite poetic in language used.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yawwwwwns coffee time

Yawn to right might be TV time lol

OMG I'm deff yawning same old here

I'm working down, give it time and go to another thread while you wait. "

Im playing snap now.... Yey I won lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks Meli, that must have been a complete nightmare for you xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello Meli oh find me a match please

Hello Taff! I'd match you with Nell Gwyn - you both have a love of the outdoors and rambling and I think you'll compliment each other perfectly."
golly thank you , Nell is a gorgeous chum with a love of nature too

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By *eli OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"I shall wait patiently "

Thank you for the patience, apologies for the delays! Pruebame, I'd match you with Nora. I think you'd get on very well.

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By *ungstudentnclMan
over a year ago

Jesmond, Newcastle upon Tyne

Any room for a young one here?

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On my third biscuit dunker

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By *iggy5Man
over a year ago

Northamptonshire

Seductioniskey - Ziggy5. Say hi to each other.

A polite hello sent, but message deleted...and possibly blocked too! Who knows?! Ouchy!

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By *eli OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Maybe I should try "

So Shortish - you're out so might not see this but I'm matching you with JayRU. You have similar temperaments and you'll make a hot pair.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We’re in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thanks Meli, that must have been a complete nightmare for you xx "

Oh please even I know you and dancer and I’m mad hatter lol

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By *eli OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"In still "

Hello Jamie! I'd match you with Tindergirl - I think she matches what you're looking for.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By *eli OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Still in "

Testarossa! You'd work well together Sheikh.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Where Is mine "

How many do you want?

Greedy Yasmeen xx

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By *eli OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"In "

Hello B1ue, I'd match you with Estragon. I think you could get on very well.

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

Still alone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Part 2? There was a part 1 and I missed it??

I'm in

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By *eli OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"I will give this a try - I’m in "

I can't do you, sorry Simply!

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back


"I shall wait patiently

Thank you for the patience, apologies for the delays! Pruebame, I'd match you with Nora. I think you'd get on very well. "

If only Nora would get on my cross

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Part 2? There was a part 1 and I missed it??

I'm in "
you were matched with this old Welshman

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By *eli OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Still in from part one "

Oh Midnight! I will come back to you.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Hey Meli! Deal me your cards I’m in

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By *obrob2012Man
over a year ago

N.West/ w.mids/ s.east

In! ... should be interesting

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By *eli OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"In please and thank you "

The Tenderettes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Still in from part one

Oh Midnight! I will come back to you. "

Just start making names up lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By *ydrewMan
over a year ago

Winchester

I'm in

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"I shall wait patiently

Thank you for the patience, apologies for the delays! Pruebame, I'd match you with Nora. I think you'd get on very well.

If only Nora would get on my cross "

Awwww. We’d never get on would we . Are you happy with your match?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Those that have just joined, stick a pot of coffee on its slow as fuck, think the handles come off Melis tombola.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thanks Meli, that must have been a complete nightmare for you xx

Oh please even I know you and dancer and I’m mad hatter lol "

Lol ??

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By *eli OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Those that have just joined, stick a pot of coffee on its slow as fuck, think the handles come off Melis tombola."

I'm really trying! I have a lot of people messaging me on various platforms as well. Darn my observation skills.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Those that have just joined, stick a pot of coffee on its slow as fuck, think the handles come off Melis tombola."
can I have you too or have you got one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m for a single lady to just saying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In still

Hello Jamie! I'd match you with Tindergirl - I think she matches what you're looking for. "

Poor _indergirl not sure she will be too pleased lol but your matching skills are getting the thumbs up from me

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Those that have just joined, stick a pot of coffee on its slow as fuck, think the handles come off Melis tombola."

I laughed like hell at that comment

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By *eli OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"I’m in "

Forbidden hi! I'd match you with Devil-Angel. You're both switched on, funny and cute.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't worry about me lol but just arrived and loving reading the thread! Off to find the first one ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Those that have just joined, stick a pot of coffee on its slow as fuck, think the handles come off Melis tombola.can I have you too or have you got one?"

No, she still hasn’t done me, I’ve been on here since my lunch break.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Those that have just joined, stick a pot of coffee on its slow as fuck, think the handles come off Melis tombola.

I laughed like hell at that comment "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Those that have just joined, stick a pot of coffee on its slow as fuck, think the handles come off Melis tombola.can I have you too or have you got one?

No, she still hasn’t done me, I’ve been on here since my lunch break. "

I think _eli matched you with kitty

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By *eli OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Do me"

Incandescent. She'd appreciate those thighs and shower you with kind words.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Those that have just joined, stick a pot of coffee on its slow as fuck, think the handles come off Melis tombola.can I have you too or have you got one?

No, she still hasn’t done me, I’ve been on here since my lunch break. "

Sulk like me, I got matched then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm thinking Meli deserves many thanks for this x"

Completely agree

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By *eli OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Those that have just joined, stick a pot of coffee on its slow as fuck, think the handles come off Melis tombola.can I have you too or have you got one?

No, she still hasn’t done me, I’ve been on here since my lunch break.

I think _eli matched you with kitty "

I did but I'm in half a mind to retract that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Those that have just joined, stick a pot of coffee on its slow as fuck, think the handles come off Melis tombola.can I have you too or have you got one?

No, she still hasn’t done me, I’ve been on here since my lunch break.

I think _eli matched you with kitty "

Sorry Meli, I didn’t see.

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By *eli OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"I'm in "

Hello Bobby, I'd match you with Lexi. You have decent penis and she's an eager fucker.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lola Daisy - Lacey Red because you've similar kinks, approaches and are both so beautiful!

2partharmony - Stubbsy? Can't remember her name atm. She's got the curves you like, a sense of humour that matches yours.

Yummycouple21 - JustLikeABoxOfChocolates. She's bi, cute and alternative which is right up your street.

Infin8y - PrivateParts. You'd have a laugh and can explore your kinky tastes together.

Mark - RaspberrySmoothie! She's adorable, won't scare you off and is lovely!

NoraTheExplorer - Nice But Very Naughty - she's got the boobs, the flirting you like. You can flirt up a storm.

Nice But Very Naughty HW - Say hello to Nora. "

Awesome, thanks Meli

NBVN x

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Well done Meli! This looks like hard work!

X

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

I’ll play Meli. If you manage to match me with one of four four mites that I have/will match with you will win a prize.

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By *eli OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Ooh can you find me a lovely match please, Meli? "

Oh Diane you beautiful woman! Man Sumners. He would be a good match I think.

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I’ll play Meli. If you manage to match me with one of four four mites that I have/will match with you will win a prize. "

Forumites*

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Lola Daisy - Lacey Red because you've similar kinks, approaches and are both so beautiful!

2partharmony - Stubbsy? Can't remember her name atm. She's got the curves you like, a sense of humour that matches yours.

Yummycouple21 - JustLikeABoxOfChocolates. She's bi, cute and alternative which is right up your street.

Infin8y - PrivateParts. You'd have a laugh and can explore your kinky tastes together.

Mark - RaspberrySmoothie! She's adorable, won't scare you off and is lovely!

NoraTheExplorer - Nice But Very Naughty - she's got the boobs, the flirting you like. You can flirt up a storm.

Nice But Very Naughty HW - Say hello to Nora.

Awesome, thanks Meli

NBVN x "

Oh I didn’t see this! I seem to have got 2! Very happy with this match

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm in

Hello Bobby, I'd match you with Lexi. You have decent penis and she's an eager fucker. "

Thank you very much x

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By *eli OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Oh this could be fun. Count me in please !"

Fezza - Meliputer doesn't have enough data on you sorry. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looks interesting lol but may if missed out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh go on then... In

Her x

Oh Gatbsy! This is your match - small boobs, would look great in a black lace bodysuit. And Her, say hi to Gatsby. You'd get on perfectly.

Thanks Meli

Calling on you Gatbsy... Where are you at hun?

Her x"

Hello you

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