FabSwingers.com forum: Meli's Match ups.

By *eli OP Woman
over a year ago

It's hard work finding someone who ticks all of your boxes isn't it? Where do you even start in this day and age?

Well you can start here. Post you're in and I'll try my hardest* to match you with another forum user using all my finely tuned skills of social observation and bias.

*I won't be accepting any responsibility for any failed matches, occasional joke ones that might slip in or possible (but rare) no match.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In in in in!

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By *amantha TSWoman
over a year ago

Swindon

Let's give you a challenge then... In x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like this idea I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm scared of who you will match me with - what do I have to do with the match

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Work your magic plz Meli

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in but there doesn't seem to be a hyphen

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Obviously I’m in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oooh go on then

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Ok matchmaker, do your worst.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in, cause I want to see how wide of the mark you will be.

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester

This will be fun

but you may find it a challenge

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

I’m probably asking for trouble/a joke one here but go on...

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By *rya MyneWoman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Yes please, not much info on my profile though. Xx

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By *aughty_Smooth_OperatorMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

I'm in but yes a big but will be wishful thinking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This could be fun

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

In xx

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"I’m in, cause I want to see how wide of the mark you will be."

If we get each other we'll find another couple and do a swapsie.

(like proper swingers)

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

Go on then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in! Good luck!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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Well _eli?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well _eli?"

She's just loading the spreadsheet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Mel, Mel, work your spell, what will happen, you just cant tell

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Curious, good luck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m in, cause I want to see how wide of the mark you will be.

If we get each other we'll find another couple and do a swapsie.

(like proper swingers)

Just like we did in the old days.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"I’m in, cause I want to see how wide of the mark you will be.

If we get each other we'll find another couple and do a swapsie.

(like proper swingers)

Just like we did in the old days."

Those were the days, eh.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

In - it will be interesting at least

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh wow, its ages since anyone tried to fix me up with someone, in for a penny hope for a pound

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Go on then Cilla......

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By *eli OP Woman
over a year ago

"In in in in!"

I'd match you with Estella - you're both erudite, both have periods of obvious heavy spaffing and flirting on the forums and you have a similar sense of humour.

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By *orny IrishMan
over a year ago

Rural Wiltshire

Oh so glad you took the subtle hints.

I am so in.

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By *orny IrishMan
over a year ago

Rural Wiltshire

"I'm scared of who you will match me with - what do I have to do with the match

I think it is only fair to give the match a chance and chat and see what happens.

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

Do your worst

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

Meli - are you going to find me some decent penis???

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

This should be fun....do your worst

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By *anae21Woman
over a year ago

Nearer than you think

Gosh, Meli.. you're brave! Go on the, do your worst.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

I'm intrigued to find out who you'd match us with.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's hard work finding someone who ticks all of your boxes isn't it? Where do you even start in this day and age?

Well you can start here. Post you're in and I'll try my hardest* to match you with another forum user using all my finely tuned skills of social observation and bias.

*I won't be accepting any responsibility for any failed matches, occasional joke ones that might slip in or possible (but rare) no match."

You’re definitely right with your opening gambit OP. I’m in

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

Oooohhhh sounds very intriguing

I wonder who we'll get matched with

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By *nfin8yWoman
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

I’m in

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By *eli OP Woman
over a year ago

"Let's give you a challenge then... In x"

Hello Nettie, I'd match you with JustLikeABoxOfChocolates - she's feminine, not one to use hun and comfortable in her own skin. I think you'd get on well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In xx"

Look no further

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By *batMan
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

I'l give it a go! I'm in.

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By *lexdance27Man
over a year ago

hull

Why not I’m in too!

#gooniesneversaydie

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Why not. I’m in for a laugh. Male or female or both

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go for it, match me up Meli

NBVN x

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Fuck it why not.

Go easy please Meli

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By *eli OP Woman
over a year ago

"I like this idea I’m in

Hello Paul! I'd match you with Bluebell Racer(s?). You've got a similar approach on here, you're both laidback and flirty and will get on well.

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By *xperience huntingMan
over a year ago

where

Count me in! Let’s see who you can match me with !

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

Ooh I’m in! Male and female

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

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By *ntrepid ExplorersCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

We're in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh hello

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By *eli OP Woman
over a year ago

"I'm scared of who you will match me with - what do I have to do with the match

Ha, you don't have to do anything with the match at all Mary. I'd match you with Kietonel - he's single, attractive and you're both prone to the odd grumping but also needing compliments.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This could be interesting.

I'm in.

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By *orny IrishMan
over a year ago

Rural Wiltshire

"Ooh I’m in! Male and female

I like your style.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well this should be fun, in

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By *eli OP Woman
over a year ago

"Work your magic plz Meli

Oh rascal. What unfortunate woman would I throw your direction?

Jamie Hants. Her chaotic energy would match your boundless. Plus you'd look great together.

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By *urora1912Woman
over a year ago

Norfolk East anglia

I will give it a go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Work your magic plz Meli

Oh rascal. What unfortunate woman would I throw your direction?

Jamie Hants. Her chaotic energy would match your boundless. Plus you'd look great together."

She's beautiful! And lovely and I would if she'd let me!

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By *eli OP Woman
over a year ago

"I'm in but there doesn't seem to be a hyphen

It's a good job you're okay looking Esty.

I'd match you with Frida or Iamme888 - the whole classy/naughty thing is right up your street. You'd have to work on your intelligence but that's feasible.

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

North West

"It's hard work finding someone who ticks all of your boxes isn't it? Where do you even start in this day and age?

Well you can start here. Post you're in and I'll try my hardest* to match you with another forum user using all my finely tuned skills of social observation and bias.

Oh yes please...

*I won't be accepting any responsibility for any failed matches, occasional joke ones that might slip in or possible (but rare) no match."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In in in in!

I'd match you with Estella - you're both erudite, both have periods of obvious heavy spaffing and flirting on the forums and you have a similar sense of humour.

Meli has strong wisdom

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By *os19Man
over a year ago

Edmonton

Meli’s Matchmakers sounds good I am in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not in

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

This is intriguing, i'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm in but there doesn't seem to be a hyphen

It's a good job you're okay looking Esty.

I'd match you with Frida or Iamme888 - the whole classy/naughty thing is right up your street. You'd have to work on your intelligence but that's feasible."

Thank you oh wise one. The most gracious of us all. The mother hen of the fora.

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By *eli OP Woman
over a year ago

Obviously I’m in. "

Hello Estella! I was going to do a joke one but my quim owes you one or two things.

So Into My Arms - he's got the kink, the Byronic qualities, the cultured libertine thing that will perfectly match your insatiable horndogging and sharp mind.

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By *iggy5Man
over a year ago

Northamptonshire

Hmmm..interesting! Why not. Count me in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh my gosh, this is so exciting... I have high hopes Meli!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let’s try out your skills

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like this idea I’m in

Hello Paul! I'd match you with Bluebell Racer(s?). You've got a similar approach on here, you're both laidback and flirty and will get on well. "

I think you’re very good at matching bluebell is very hot and flirty

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By *eli OP Woman
over a year ago

"oooh go on then

Px "

Hello Quack! I think KinkyInkedBi would be a very good match - you both love lingerie, you have curves that the other would appreciate and you're both very caring and adorable. Plus the photos together.

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

Fix me up buttercup!

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

We are in...can we have a female and a male please?

. Couples are just too impossible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's hard work finding someone who ticks all of your boxes isn't it? Where do you even start in this day and age?

Well you can start here. Post you're in and I'll try my hardest* to match you with another forum user using all my finely tuned skills of social observation and bias.

*I won't be accepting any responsibility for any failed matches, occasional joke ones that might slip in or possible (but rare) no match."

What could possibly go wrong?

I’m in

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Go on do your worst

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

I’m in

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By *ne4meMan
over a year ago

London

Would love to have a hand in matching. Thank you

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Meli _eli who am I with

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By *0FLHMan
over a year ago

Devon

I'm in if you have room

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By *aughty_Smooth_OperatorMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Will the matches actually meet up even if it was just a social

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By *uit and bootsMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Go on Meli, I’m very intrigued

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By *eli OP Woman
over a year ago

"Ok matchmaker, do your worst.

Hello Jojo! I would give you Lib but my quim wouldn't let me do that.

So CarlosAlterEgo - he's pretty, he's also into more primal sex for when you want a bit of a throat grab during a good kissing session.

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By *eli OP Woman
over a year ago

"Meli _eli who am I with

Wait wait wait, this is serious you know.

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

I'll happily meet my match...well maybe lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By *xtrafun4youMan
over a year ago

Dunstable

In in out in

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Oh, I'm in too!

Waiting for Meli to do her stuff!

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By *ames the gentMan
over a year ago

liverpool

Meli....i'm in your hands.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Meli _eli who am I with

Wait wait wait, this is serious you know.

Oh sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go on then, I'm in

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

"oooh go on then

Ah I love this! Quack knows how hot I think she is

only a matter of time until we get our hands on each other

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By *eli OP Woman
over a year ago

"I’m in, cause I want to see how wide of the mark you will be."

City. I'm matching you with Kitty. You're an appreciate voyeur to her exhibitionist streak, you've got some "banter" going on and you'll probably have some hot sex.

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

Man too please if poss, I’m a greedy one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this being done by carrier pigeon, it’s taking forever ?!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Is this being done by carrier pigeon, it’s taking forever ?!"

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By *eli OP Woman
over a year ago

"Is this being done by carrier pigeon, it’s taking forever ?!"

Get tae fuk

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By *eli OP Woman
over a year ago

"Is this being done by carrier pigeon, it’s taking forever ?!

Get tae fuk

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

I’m in Meli

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too late to join for a giggle?

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By *eli OP Woman
over a year ago

"This will be fun

but you may find it a challenge

Hello Geeky! I'd match you with Help_a_sinner_bbw, I think you'd really hit it off.

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

I'm curious

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By *aughty_Smooth_OperatorMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

What if more than one person matches is it a FMF or MMF

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By *eli OP Woman
over a year ago

"I’m probably asking for trouble/a joke one here but go on..."

Hello Tea, why on earth would you think that?

I'd probably match you with Ivanna Gudfuck - you're both athletic, clever and enjoy talking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"oooh go on then

Ah I love this! Quack knows how hot I think she is

only a matter of time until we get our hands on each other

oh my giddy aunt Meli you've hit the nail on the head

literally my perfect woman! See you soon babycakes

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester

"This will be fun

but you may find it a challenge

Hello Geeky! I'd match you with Help_a_sinner_bbw, I think you'd really hit it off.

Hello Meli!

Thank you for the match (I like your choice) and thank you for fun thread...you are awesome! X

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By *eli OP Woman
over a year ago

"Yes please, not much info on my profile though. Xx"
Well this is my first stumble. I'll come back to you Arya.

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By *rya MyneWoman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Yes please, not much info on my profile though. Xx Well this is my first stumble. I'll come back to you Arya.

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha ha ok Meli i am in

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By *eli OP Woman
over a year ago

"I'm in but yes a big but will be wishful thinking

I'd match you with WanderingQuim. She might eat you alive but it sounds like you're wanting some excitement. Plus she's an absolute hottie.

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By *imon_hydeMan
over a year ago

Stockport

Hi Meli, I'm late to this but I'm in x

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

My fish is drying up here

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Ok matchmaker, do your worst.

Hello Jojo! I would give you Lib but my quim wouldn't let me do that.

So CarlosAlterEgo - he's pretty, he's also into more primal sex for when you want a bit of a throat grab during a good kissing session."

Lib is my pillow Prince.

I'll check out Carlos and send him my sympathies.

Thank you ever so much

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By *aughty_Smooth_OperatorMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Oh hello

Match

Ohh you can eat me i don't mind

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By *eli OP Woman
over a year ago

"This could be fun

Hello J105! I'd match you with Notsoposh, I think you'd get on well, you have similar interests and self deprecating tendencies.

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

button moon

Oh I'm definitely in for this. Although I've already had a nice PM asking earlier!

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Is this being done by carrier pigeon, it’s taking forever ?!"

Don't moan, you didn't get lumbered with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello _eli chops this sounds fun

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By *eli OP Woman
over a year ago

"In xx"

Hello Yasmeen you impatient soul.

You need someone fun, caring and gives you compliments -rascal- for you.

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By *oberts_onMan
over a year ago

King's Lynn

I'm in!! Seems I need all the help I can get on here!?

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By *aughty_Smooth_OperatorMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"I'm in but yes a big but will be wishful thinking

I'd match you with WanderingQuim. She might eat you alive but it sounds like you're wanting some excitement. Plus she's an absolute hottie.

Thanks Meli I'm up for being eaten alive only live once and sure could do with some excitement. If WanderingQuim would concur

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over a year ago

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"In xx

Hello Yasmeen you impatient soul.

You need someone fun, caring and gives you compliments -rascal- for you.

But hes with some one else x

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Oh my word! I've just seen who you matched me with

If only.

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By *eli OP Woman
over a year ago

"In xx

Hello Yasmeen you impatient soul.

You need someone fun, caring and gives you compliments -rascal- for you.

But hes with some one else x"

Yes, it's also a swinging site so some people might work with more than one.

Don't make it harder for me!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"In xx

Hello Yasmeen you impatient soul.

You need someone fun, caring and gives you compliments -rascal- for you.

But hes with some one else x

Yes, it's also a swinging site so some people might work with more than one.

Don't make it harder for me!"

ok thankyou xx

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

Go on what's the worst that could happen me kind _eli

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In xx

Hello Yasmeen you impatient soul.

You need someone fun, caring and gives you compliments -rascal- for you.

But hes with some one else x"

I'm always yours

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By *eli OP Woman
over a year ago

"Go on then"

Danae21. She's beautiful, intelligent and I think you'd get on well with your similar outlooks on life.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Go on what's the worst that could happen me kind _eli

Il have you x

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"In xx

Hello Yasmeen you impatient soul.

You need someone fun, caring and gives you compliments -rascal- for you.

But hes with some one else x

I'm always yours

Xxx

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By *eli OP Woman
over a year ago

"I’m in! Good luck!"

Sorry Badpanda, Meliputer isn't coming back with anything.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Go on then

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By *phrodite_AdonisCouple
over a year ago

We’re in, better late than never

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By *P994Man
over a year ago

Travelling

Late to the party, still matching?

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By *eli OP Woman
over a year ago

"Yes please, not much info on my profile though. Xx Well this is my first stumble. I'll come back to you Arya.

Thank you

So, I'm matching you with Estragon. He's only about an inch taller than you but he's quite funny and that makes up for his lack of height.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go on then

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By *eli OP Woman
over a year ago

"In!

Hello Sidney! I'm going to match you with Red Volupta - it will be a beautiful crimson lovemaking session.

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By *eli OP Woman
over a year ago

"In x

I'm sorry Essex, I can't think of anyone! If I do will do it in Part 2.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in, out, and shaking it all about.

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By *rya MyneWoman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Yes please, not much info on my profile though. Xx Well this is my first stumble. I'll come back to you Arya.

Thank you

So, I'm matching you with Estragon. He's only about an inch taller than you but he's quite funny and that makes up for his lack of height.

Ooh thanks, I will check him out.

xxxx

By the way, who do you pick out for you? Xx

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By *eli OP Woman
over a year ago

"In x"

Hello Razz! I've noticed you want to explore your bisexuality a bit more recently so I think you and Lacey Red would get on perfectly in a no pressure, very sexy way. Plus she has a way with words and I remember how much you love that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *eli OP Woman
over a year ago

"I’m in

Oh you and RaspberrySmoothie would be a good match! You share the same lighthearted humour, you're both hot. Definite match.

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By *eli OP Woman
over a year ago

"Mel, Mel, work your spell, what will happen, you just cant tell"

Hello Agent! I'd match you with Sensual Desires - you both need to be reminded how wonderful you are and it could work really well. Or end explosively

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

"Mel, Mel, work your spell, what will happen, you just cant tell

Hello Agent! I'd match you with Sensual Desires - you both need to be reminded how wonderful you are and it could work really well. Or end explosively

"
thanks Meli

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By *eli OP Woman
over a year ago

"Curious, good luck

Hello SpursChick - I'd match you with GeminiMan. Similar outlooks on the world, I think you'd have fun together.

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in, please be kind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m unmatchable

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By *eli OP Woman
over a year ago

"In - it will be interesting at least "

La Luna I know someone who aesthetically would be perfect for you but he's a bit of a manslut and that's not for you. I'm pairing you with Themanwithnoname38. He's a bit on the young side for your preferences I think but hey, it's good to mix it up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm scared of who you will match me with - what do I have to do with the match

You have to marry them

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By *eli OP Woman
over a year ago

"Oh wow, its ages since anyone tried to fix me up with someone, in for a penny hope for a pound

I'll pair you with Testarossa - you've got the height, the build and I think she'll give you one hell of a good time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm scared of who you will match me with - what do I have to do with the match

You have to marry them

With everyone on this thread invited to the whole day

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By *eli OP Woman
over a year ago

"Oh so glad you took the subtle hints.

I am so in.

Hello Horny Irish! I'll match you with Estella - you both horndog hard and will bounce off each other so beautifully.

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By *eli OP Woman
over a year ago

"Meli - are you going to find me some decent penis???

Decent penis!

Restday - decent penis right there.

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By *orny IrishMan
over a year ago

Rural Wiltshire

"Oh so glad you took the subtle hints.

I am so in.

Hello Horny Irish! I'll match you with Estella - you both horndog hard and will bounce off each other so beautifully.

Why thank you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh wow, its ages since anyone tried to fix me up with someone, in for a penny hope for a pound

I'll pair you with Testarossa - you've got the height, the build and I think she'll give you one hell of a good time.

I do drive Italian cars (although not quite that fancy) so hopefully able to handle her appropriately

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve been married twice and get divorced once since this thread started,

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester

"I'm scared of who you will match me with - what do I have to do with the match

You have to marry them

Is Meli officiating the marriage?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooh late to the party but crack on if I'm not too late

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By *eli OP Woman
over a year ago

"This should be fun....do your worst

Darker_Secrets 3 2 1 or something like that for you Sparkles. There appears to be some sort of chemistry/spark there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm scared of who you will match me with - what do I have to do with the match

You have to marry them

Is Meli officiating the marriage?

Yes

I'll make the cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve been married twice and get divorced once since this thread started, "

Best things come to those who wait apparently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve been married twice and get divorced once since this thread started, "

Gosh lets hope there's no twins on the way

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By *eli OP Woman
over a year ago

"Do your worst

JustLikeABoxOfChocolates - Intrigued32, I think you'd get on really well and you all don't take things too seriously.

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester

"I'm scared of who you will match me with - what do I have to do with the match

You have to marry them

Is Meli officiating the marriage?

Yes

I'll make the cake"

Ooo can I taste test with you?

I’ll sort out the band then

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Not that i'm looking but curious to see who you'd match me with

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By *anae21Woman
over a year ago

Nearer than you think

"Go on then

Danae21. She's beautiful, intelligent and I think you'd get on well with your similar outlooks on life.

Ooh, clever! Your Spideysenses are in tune tonight, Meli. There may already have been a "meeting of minds" here...

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"In!

Hello Sidney! I'm going to match you with Red Volupta - it will be a beautiful crimson lovemaking session.

Ooh, I've just been told about this Meli. Interesting choice - we've not spoken but I have fabbed him once or twice. Thank you xx

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"This should be fun....do your worst

Darker_Secrets 3 2 1 or something like that for you Sparkles. There appears to be some sort of chemistry/spark there.

He certainly sparks something in me. Wonder if he'll meet me... I'll ask x

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