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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just think of me as the Cheetah.

"If the Cheetahs prey was not made with speed how could the Cheetah express itself?

Therefore the hunt will be fast and you will be devoured quickly or slowly dependent on the circumstances."

What animal would you use to increase your chances of getting a leg over?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trenton to the rescue

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Is this like one of those Confucious he say things ?

I've read it twice and i'm fucked if I get it and I am a clever bird.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Trenton to the rescue "

Do you get it ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Trenton to the rescue

Do you get it ?"

I take it as what animal's abilities would you use to increase your chances of getting your leg over? I might be wrong and he actually means what literal animal would you use etc. (but that could be veering into forum rules dilemma).

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Trenton to the rescue

Do you get it ?"
OK, you have a profile, find an animal that fits then advertise yourself using that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Trenton to the rescue

Do you get it ?

I take it as what animal's abilities would you use to increase your chances of getting your leg over? I might be wrong and he actually means what literal animal would you use etc. (but that could be veering into forum rules dilemma)."
Right! NO RULE BREAKING!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Trenton to the rescue

Do you get it ? OK, you have a profile, find an animal that fits then advertise yourself using that."

Okay.

What animal is pathetically short and rarely comes out ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Trenton to the rescue

Do you get it ? OK, you have a profile, find an animal that fits then advertise yourself using that.

Okay.

What animal is pathetically short and rarely comes out ?"

A tortoise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Trenton to the rescue

Do you get it ? OK, you have a profile, find an animal that fits then advertise yourself using that.

Okay.

What animal is pathetically short and rarely comes out ?"

Gray-faced Sengi

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Trenton to the rescue

Do you get it ? OK, you have a profile, find an animal that fits then advertise yourself using that.

Okay.

What animal is pathetically short and rarely comes out ?

A tortoise "

That's debatable I wouldn't call a Tortoise pathetic.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Trenton to the rescue

Do you get it ? OK, you have a profile, find an animal that fits then advertise yourself using that.

Okay.

What animal is pathetically short and rarely comes out ?

Gray-faced Sengi"
A grey faced what?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Trenton to the rescue

Do you get it ? OK, you have a profile, find an animal that fits then advertise yourself using that.

Okay.

What animal is pathetically short and rarely comes out ?

Gray-faced SengiA grey faced what?

"

It's a type of elephant shrew and very elusive.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Trenton to the rescue

Do you get it ? OK, you have a profile, find an animal that fits then advertise yourself using that.

Okay.

What animal is pathetically short and rarely comes out ?

A tortoise

That's debatable I wouldn't call a Tortoise pathetic."

pathetically short ........ the short is pathetic not the TT......

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Trenton to the rescue

Do you get it ? OK, you have a profile, find an animal that fits then advertise yourself using that.

Okay.

What animal is pathetically short and rarely comes out ?

A tortoise "

Thanks Tom. I'm going for that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Trenton to the rescue

Do you get it ? OK, you have a profile, find an animal that fits then advertise yourself using that.

Okay.

What animal is pathetically short and rarely comes out ?

A tortoise

That's debatable I wouldn't call a Tortoise pathetic.

pathetically short ........ the short is pathetic not the TT......"
Apologies!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Trenton to the rescue

Do you get it ? OK, you have a profile, find an animal that fits then advertise yourself using that.

Okay.

What animal is pathetically short and rarely comes out ?

A tortoise

Thanks Tom. I'm going for that. "
Why not the Grey Faced Sengi?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"Trenton to the rescue

Do you get it ? OK, you have a profile, find an animal that fits then advertise yourself using that.

Okay.

What animal is pathetically short and rarely comes out ?

A tortoise "

But they have wrinkly necks

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Sloth cos i give great hugs but am indolent.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I'll be a gazelle.

I'm nothing like a gazelle, but you can pretend.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sloth cos i give great hugs but am indolent."
I hope your profile doesnt have you appearing as a raving lunatic!

Not saying it does!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll be a gazelle.

I'm nothing like a gazelle, but you can pretend.

"
Damn right you can pretend....just don't get caught!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Trenton to the rescue

Do you get it ? OK, you have a profile, find an animal that fits then advertise yourself using that.

Okay.

What animal is pathetically short and rarely comes out ?

A tortoise

But they have wrinkly necks "

And ?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Three tortoises, Mick, Alan and Les, decide to go on a picnic. So Mick packs the picnic basket with beer and sandwiches. The trouble is the picnic site is ten miles away so it takes them ten days to get there.

When they get there Mick unpacks the food and beer. "Ok Les Give me the bottle opener."

"I didn't bring it," says Les. "I thought you packed it."

Mick gets worried, He turns to Alan, "Did you bring the bottle opener??"

Naturally Alan didn't bring it. So they're stuck ten miles from Home without a bottle opener. Mick and Alan beg Les to go back for It, but he refuses as he says they will eat all the sandwiches.

After two hours, and after they have sworn on their tortoise Lives that they will not eat the sandwiches, he finally agrees. So Les sets off down the road at a steady pace.

Twenty days pass and he still isn't back and Mick and Alan are starving, but a promise is a promise.

Another five days and he still isn't back, but a promise is a promise. Finally they can't take it any longer so they take out a Sandwich each, and just as they are about to eat it, Les pops up from behind a rock and shouts........

"I KNEW IT!......I'M NOT F*CKING GOING!"

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london


"Three tortoises, Mick, Alan and Les, decide to go on a picnic. So Mick packs the picnic basket with beer and sandwiches. The trouble is the picnic site is ten miles away so it takes them ten days to get there.

When they get there Mick unpacks the food and beer. "Ok Les Give me the bottle opener."

"I didn't bring it," says Les. "I thought you packed it."

Mick gets worried, He turns to Alan, "Did you bring the bottle opener??"

Naturally Alan didn't bring it. So they're stuck ten miles from Home without a bottle opener. Mick and Alan beg Les to go back for It, but he refuses as he says they will eat all the sandwiches.

After two hours, and after they have sworn on their tortoise Lives that they will not eat the sandwiches, he finally agrees. So Les sets off down the road at a steady pace.

Twenty days pass and he still isn't back and Mick and Alan are starving, but a promise is a promise.

Another five days and he still isn't back, but a promise is a promise. Finally they can't take it any longer so they take out a Sandwich each, and just as they are about to eat it, Les pops up from behind a rock and shouts........

"I KNEW IT!......I'M NOT F*CKING GOING!""

Those sarnies would be rotten in that time. Just saying x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Three tortoises, Mick, Alan and Les, decide to go on a picnic. So Mick packs the picnic basket with beer and sandwiches. The trouble is the picnic site is ten miles away so it takes them ten days to get there.

When they get there Mick unpacks the food and beer. "Ok Les Give me the bottle opener."

"I didn't bring it," says Les. "I thought you packed it."

Mick gets worried, He turns to Alan, "Did you bring the bottle opener??"

Naturally Alan didn't bring it. So they're stuck ten miles from Home without a bottle opener. Mick and Alan beg Les to go back for It, but he refuses as he says they will eat all the sandwiches.

After two hours, and after they have sworn on their tortoise Lives that they will not eat the sandwiches, he finally agrees. So Les sets off down the road at a steady pace.

Twenty days pass and he still isn't back and Mick and Alan are starving, but a promise is a promise.

Another five days and he still isn't back, but a promise is a promise. Finally they can't take it any longer so they take out a Sandwich each, and just as they are about to eat it, Les pops up from behind a rock and shouts........

"I KNEW IT!......I'M NOT F*CKING GOING!""
So are you saying that while you were away the food got eaten?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Trenton to the rescue

Do you get it ? OK, you have a profile, find an animal that fits then advertise yourself using that.

Okay.

What animal is pathetically short and rarely comes out ?"

You can be a little owl- you said you were a wise bird?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Trenton to the rescue

Do you get it ? OK, you have a profile, find an animal that fits then advertise yourself using that.

Okay.

What animal is pathetically short and rarely comes out ?

You can be a little owl- you said you were a wise bird?"
A wise old bird? I wouldn't call anyone that!

That's the domain of Madams and reformed ladies!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Trenton to the rescue

Do you get it ? OK, you have a profile, find an animal that fits then advertise yourself using that.

Okay.

What animal is pathetically short and rarely comes out ?

You can be a little owl- you said you were a wise bird?A wise old bird? I wouldn't call anyone that!

That's the domain of Madams and reformed ladies!"

I never said old you cheeky bugger!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Trenton to the rescue

Do you get it ? OK, you have a profile, find an animal that fits then advertise yourself using that.

Okay.

What animal is pathetically short and rarely comes out ?

You can be a little owl- you said you were a wise bird?A wise old bird? I wouldn't call anyone that!

That's the domain of Madams and reformed ladies!"
Not far off ........

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Trenton to the rescue

Do you get it ? OK, you have a profile, find an animal that fits then advertise yourself using that.

Okay.

What animal is pathetically short and rarely comes out ?

You can be a little owl- you said you were a wise bird?A wise old bird? I wouldn't call anyone that!

That's the domain of Madams and reformed ladies!Not far off ........ "
An animal that kind of lives in the shadows, head and body in or sometimes out of its protective shell (is beloved of children) and makes money hand over fist!

Must be linked to some charity?

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