FabSwingers.com forum: I like Armadillos

By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bugger

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By *ornLordMan
over a year ago

Wiltshire and London

Like most Mexican food, I can take them or leave them.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"Bugger

No mostly just feed them and pat them and love them and squeeze them ........

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By *lice MaliceWoman
over a year ago

The Facility

Crunchy on the outside, soft in the middle

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"Like most Mexican food, I can take them or leave them.

Is it wrong that I laughed out loud.... ?

Such a stupid joke........ but funnneeee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bugger

No mostly just feed them and pat them and love them and squeeze them ........ "

Sod the armadillos I was about to post the same thread.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"Crunchy on the outside, soft in the middle

Yeah like a scabbed over boil ......

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"Bugger

Were you going to do it Pnumbers ?

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By *lice MaliceWoman
over a year ago

The Facility

"Crunchy on the outside, soft in the middle

Yeah like a scabbed over boil ......"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bugger

Were you going to do it Pnumbers ?"

^^ see above ^^

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"Crunchy on the outside, soft in the middle

Yeah like a scabbed over boil ......"

Jeeezus woman! You are a wrong 'un

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

I've got a meet of baby armadillos in my greenhouse. People tell me they're sold life but I know better :tapsnose:

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By *ornLordMan
over a year ago

Wiltshire and London

"Like most Mexican food, I can take them or leave them.

Is it wrong that I laughed out loud.... ?

Such a stupid joke........ but funnneeee"

It was almost the first thing that came to mind. In my book, the best humour is either very silly or veey clever. I don't usually do the latter.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"Crunchy on the outside, soft in the middle

Yeah like a scabbed over boil ......

Jeeezus woman! You are a wrong 'un

I vommed as I wrote that ....... so unlike me but you know..... Im on a voyage of discovery today

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Show Me The Way To...... Ah, sorry, wrong thread

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"Bugger

No mostly just feed them and pat them and love them and squeeze them ........

Sod the armadillos I was about to post the same thread."

You answered that before I even asked.

Are you Svengali ? Or some other football manager ?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"Show Me The Way To...... Ah, sorry, wrong thread

Make up a song about an Armadillo and you can stay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bugger

No mostly just feed them and pat them and love them and squeeze them ........

Sod the armadillos I was about to post the same thread.

You answered that before I even asked.

Are you Svengali ? Or some other football manager ?"

Psychic link.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

If this thread doesn't reach 175 posts a fairy dies.....

Don't shoot me it's what I heard and I wouldn't lie.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"I've got a meet of baby armadillos in my greenhouse. People tell me they're sold life but I know better :tapsnose:"

Good lord! What is this nonsense?

I've got a *nest* of baby armadillos in my greenhouse. People tell me they're *woodlice* but I know better.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got a meet of baby armadillos in my greenhouse. People tell me they're sold life but I know better :tapsnose:

Good lord! What is this nonsense?

I've got a *nest* of baby armadillos in my greenhouse. People tell me they're *woodlice* but I know better. "

I was wondering? I thought you were talking about the meat and you knew they weren't sold live.

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By *ornLordMan
over a year ago

Wiltshire and London

"I've got a meet of baby armadillos in my greenhouse. People tell me they're sold life but I know better :tapsnose:

Good lord! What is this nonsense?

I've got a *nest* of baby armadillos in my greenhouse. People tell me they're *woodlice* but I know better. "

Aha! I took your original at face value

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By *icearmsMan
over a year ago

KIDLINGTON

"Crunchy on the outside, soft in the middle

Just like dime bars.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Show Me The Way To...... Ah, sorry, wrong thread

Make up a song about an Armadillo and you can stay"

Don't know any songs, but I can make up a limerick....

There once was a lady Armadillo

Who went to lie on her pillow.

Her friend heard her scream

thought she was having a bad dream,

But she was actually playing with her dildo

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"Show Me The Way To...... Ah, sorry, wrong thread

Make up a song about an Armadillo and you can stay

Don't know any songs, but I can make up a limerick....

There once was a lady Armadillo

Who went to lie on her pillow.

Her friend heard her scream

thought she was having a bad dream,

But she was actually playing with her dildo

You can stay ......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If this thread doesn't reach 175 posts a fairy dies.....

Don't shoot me it's what I heard and I wouldn't lie.

Think of the fairy ...

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By *ambertMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

Crunchy on the outside soft on the inside

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"I've got a meet of baby armadillos in my greenhouse. People tell me they're sold life but I know better :tapsnose:

Good lord! What is this nonsense?

I've got a *nest* of baby armadillos in my greenhouse. People tell me they're *woodlice* but I know better. "

I’m glad you cleared that up I was just about to phone the RSPCA

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"Crunchy on the outside soft on the inside "

Yeah ....... like a crusted over pus filled boil ..... and a big dollop of Dejas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I see what you did there!

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

That’s nothing to be ashamed of.

What do you most like about them GC?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"That’s nothing to be ashamed of.

What do you most like about them GC? "

I like the little noises they make when you poke them Vine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like them but they smell a bit. I held one once.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"I like them but they smell a bit. I held one once."

A man or an armadillo ?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Dime bar???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like them but they smell a bit. I held one once.

A man or an armadillo ?"

I've held both. Similar aromas.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like otter chaos !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"?"

Wonder what inspired this thread Granny.

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By *aughty_Smooth_OperatorMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

I like chocolate

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By *ornLordMan
over a year ago

Wiltshire and London

"I like them but they smell a bit. I held one once.

A man or an armadillo ?

I've held both. Similar aromas."

I held one once. As I recall it was rubbery. I mean an armadillo.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"I've got a meet of baby armadillos in my greenhouse. People tell me they're sold life but I know better :tapsnose:

Good lord! What is this nonsense?

I've got a *nest* of baby armadillos in my greenhouse. People tell me they're *woodlice* but I know better. "

I thought I'd discovered the new location for Wuhan market.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like otter chaos !"

To be genuinely happy you have to stop caring about the opinion of otters.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Me too, never seen a live one tho

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