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By *ntrepid Explorers OP   Couple
over a year ago

Birmingham

If you had to ban a colour, if you HAD TO, which one would you choose?

Everything of that colour will be illegal, and immediately disappear from nature. You need to be able to name the colour.

Your validity as an assertive leader - you are, of course, a magical king here - will be assessed on the boldness of your actions. You can choose a very specific shade of Misty Taupe if you wish, but your people will consider you weak and you risk a violent coup without strong leadership in these uncertain times.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Grey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The colour of house spiders lol. Dont know what colour that is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Grey"

Oh no I love grey.

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Think I can live without beige in my life

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove


"Grey"

Bland, anonymous, unimaginative

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place


"Grey"

Agreed. Especially in interior design

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Grey

Agreed. Especially in interior design "

My whole house is grey!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Grey

Oh no I love grey. "

Nooo

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By *ntrepid Explorers OP   Couple
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Grey"

Most of the rocks in the world disappear.

You are dead.

Everyone is dead.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Grey

Most of the rocks in the world disappear.

You are dead.

Everyone is dead."

I'm dead

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By *nkforthekinkMan
over a year ago

london/fareham/brighton


"Grey

Agreed. Especially in interior design

My whole house is grey! "

Brown!

Whoever hates grey probably prefers painted magnolia!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Grey

Agreed. Especially in interior design

My whole house is grey!

Brown!

Whoever hates grey probably prefers painted magnolia! "

Who said hates

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Brown .

I can't think of anything worthwhile that's Brown

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By *ntrepid Explorers OP   Couple
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Grey

Agreed. Especially in interior design

My whole house is grey!

Brown!

Whoever hates grey probably prefers painted magnolia! "

Grey... Brown... OK guys... so now all the SOIL disappears.

You are also dead.

Everyone else is also still dead.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Brown .

I can't think of anything worthwhile that's Brown "

My eye

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove


"Brown .

I can't think of anything worthwhile that's Brown "

The cooked mince bit in gravy in cottage pie

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"Brown .

I can't think of anything worthwhile that's Brown "

Trees and the wood they provide is brown for starters

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By *ntrepid Explorers OP   Couple
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Brown .

I can't think of anything worthwhile that's Brown "

Are you kidding me? This is NOT going how I hoped!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Magnolia

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove


"Brown .

I can't think of anything worthwhile that's Brown

Are you kidding me? This is NOT going how I hoped! "

Oh and HP sauce and Daddies sauce

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Grey

Agreed. Especially in interior design

My whole house is grey!

Brown!

Whoever hates grey probably prefers painted magnolia! "

Oh no. How old are you? Let me check.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

terracotta Px

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Brown .

I can't think of anything worthwhile that's Brown

The cooked mince bit in gravy in cottage pie "

Haha fair point

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london


"Brown .

I can't think of anything worthwhile that's Brown "

Tea, coffee, eyes, trees, some dogs etc etc x

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Just checked you are only a baby.

Not old enough to remember the dreaded magnolia years........

Wait till I tell you my next banned colour .......

Ava fucking cado !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grey

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Brown .

I can't think of anything worthwhile that's Brown

Trees and the wood they provide is brown for starters

"

OK..I didn't think this through very well did I

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

Yellow. Unnecessarily bright

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Yellow. Unnecessarily bright "

The sun

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By *ntrepid Explorers OP   Couple
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Yellow. Unnecessarily bright "

Seriously? You want to destroy the sun?!

Or is the sun justifiably not yellow? It just looks yellow from a distance I guess, does that make a difference?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would ban "a whispering remembrance of elderflower white" and all those other shite paint names.

If it's white, call it white. If it's blue call it blue!

I think the world would cope. M

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove


"Yellow. Unnecessarily bright "

There are different 'yellows'. Some are softer, some are quite sharp and acidic I think.

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By *ntrepid Explorers OP   Couple
over a year ago

Birmingham


"I would ban "a whispering remembrance of elderflower white" and all those other shite paint names.

If it's white, call it white. If it's blue call it blue!

I think the world would cope. M"

Yes, cornflour dove whatnot probably won't cause many problems, but is it good enough to stop your head ending up on a spike?

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove


"I would ban "a whispering remembrance of elderflower white" and all those other shite paint names.

If it's white, call it white. If it's blue call it blue!

I think the world would cope. M"

It's a bit like restaurant menus. Roast turkey becomes succulent roasted Suffolk turkey. It is still turkey

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby


"Yellow. Unnecessarily bright

Seriously? You want to destroy the sun?!

Or is the sun justifiably not yellow? It just looks yellow from a distance I guess, does that make a difference?"

Just the colour would disappear though, not the actual effects of the Sun that keep th solar system going. If getting rid of the yellow does destroy the Earth, well then that's just a bonus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Think I can live without beige in my life "

Biscuits are beige!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Think I can live without beige in my life

Biscuits are beige! "

Nope ! Golden

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By *ntrepid Explorers OP   Couple
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Yellow. Unnecessarily bright

Seriously? You want to destroy the sun?!

Or is the sun justifiably not yellow? It just looks yellow from a distance I guess, does that make a difference?

Just the colour would disappear though, not the actual effects of the Sun that keep th solar system going. If getting rid of the yellow does destroy the Earth, well then that's just a bonus "

everything that is that colour disappears in the most physical, literal sense possible.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lime green - just no

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By *iablo soloWoman
over a year ago

southside


"Brown .

I can't think of anything worthwhile that's Brown "

Chocolate!!

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By *ntrepid Explorers OP   Couple
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Think I can live without beige in my life

Biscuits are beige!

Nope ! Golden"

Some photography website I just found says that Andrex puppies are beige, and worthy winners of their "beige" photo contest.

https://preprod.gurushots.com/challenge/colored-beige6/winners/all

Sand is also agreed to be beige there... Sand is pretty chuffing useful, right?

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Think I can live without beige in my life "

I came here to post that.

Beige is just so...beige!

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

All shades of green!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Think I can live without beige in my life

Biscuits are beige!

Nope ! Golden

Some photography website I just found says that Andrex puppies are beige, and worthy winners of their "beige" photo contest.

https://preprod.gurushots.com/challenge/colored-beige6/winners/all

Sand is also agreed to be beige there... Sand is pretty chuffing useful, right?"

Andrex puppies!

Sand is sand coloured to be fair.

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby


"Yellow. Unnecessarily bright

Seriously? You want to destroy the sun?!

Or is the sun justifiably not yellow? It just looks yellow from a distance I guess, does that make a difference?

Just the colour would disappear though, not the actual effects of the Sun that keep th solar system going. If getting rid of the yellow does destroy the Earth, well then that's just a bonus

everything that is that colour disappears in the most physical, literal sense possible."

Ahhh, I'd still go for yellow because I don't think that's the colour of the Sun, I think that's just colour our eyes see

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By *ntrepid Explorers OP   Couple
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Yellow. Unnecessarily bright

Seriously? You want to destroy the sun?!

Or is the sun justifiably not yellow? It just looks yellow from a distance I guess, does that make a difference?

Just the colour would disappear though, not the actual effects of the Sun that keep th solar system going. If getting rid of the yellow does destroy the Earth, well then that's just a bonus

everything that is that colour disappears in the most physical, literal sense possible.

Ahhh, I'd still go for yellow because I don't think that's the colour of the Sun, I think that's just colour our eyes see "

Ultimately colour doesn't actually exist at all, so kind of ruins the question if that's the route you take!

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby


"Yellow. Unnecessarily bright

Seriously? You want to destroy the sun?!

Or is the sun justifiably not yellow? It just looks yellow from a distance I guess, does that make a difference?

Just the colour would disappear though, not the actual effects of the Sun that keep th solar system going. If getting rid of the yellow does destroy the Earth, well then that's just a bonus

everything that is that colour disappears in the most physical, literal sense possible.

Ahhh, I'd still go for yellow because I don't think that's the colour of the Sun, I think that's just colour our eyes see

Ultimately colour doesn't actually exist at all, so kind of ruins the question if that's the route you take!"

Apologies, didn't mean to derail the thread, I just wanted to back up my point

I guess I would go with purple then, can't think of anything important that's purple

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By *ntrepid Explorers OP   Couple
over a year ago

Birmingham


"I guess I would go with purple then, can't think of anything important that's purple "

Well I think this is *objectively* the right answer. Have a biscuit. The only important things that are purple, are ones that are deemed to be important... i.e., royals. What with the fact that Purple dies were always hard to make, as there's next to nothing naturally purple, so it was reversed for royalty. It's a big chunk of well known colour (and THE best colour) but still, it isn't important.

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"Think I can live without beige in my life

Biscuits are beige!

Nope ! Golden

Some photography website I just found says that Andrex puppies are beige, and worthy winners of their "beige" photo contest.

https://preprod.gurushots.com/challenge/colored-beige6/winners/all

Sand is also agreed to be beige there... Sand is pretty chuffing useful, right?"

According to the Kennel Club (who surely know better than a photography website?) Labrador colours are:

"The only correct colours are wholly black, yellow or liver/chocolate. Yellows range from light cream to red fox. Small white spot on chest and the rear of front pasterns permissible."

So not beige

As for sand, that's variable - I've seen sand that is white and sand that is almost orange and various other shades besides....so I'm sticking to beige as a colour that can be done without

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"I guess I would go with purple then, can't think of anything important that's purple

Well I think this is *objectively* the right answer. Have a biscuit. The only important things that are purple, are ones that are deemed to be important... i.e., royals. What with the fact that Purple dies were always hard to make, as there's next to nothing naturally purple, so it was reversed for royalty. It's a big chunk of well known colour (and THE best colour) but still, it isn't important."

Many flowers are purple - they're important surely?

And would Prince have been Prince without purple?

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By *ntrepid Explorers OP   Couple
over a year ago

Birmingham


"I guess I would go with purple then, can't think of anything important that's purple

Well I think this is *objectively* the right answer. Have a biscuit. The only important things that are purple, are ones that are deemed to be important... i.e., royals. What with the fact that Purple dies were always hard to make, as there's next to nothing naturally purple, so it was reversed for royalty. It's a big chunk of well known colour (and THE best colour) but still, it isn't important.

Many flowers are purple - they're important surely?

And would Prince have been Prince without purple?"

Many are, yes. especially in my garden, but most are not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Magenta, as it's terribly gaudy and I can't think of anything vital components of life that are magenta in colour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I guess I would go with purple then, can't think of anything important that's purple

Well I think this is *objectively* the right answer. Have a biscuit. The only important things that are purple, are ones that are deemed to be important... i.e., royals. What with the fact that Purple dies were always hard to make, as there's next to nothing naturally purple, so it was reversed for royalty. It's a big chunk of well known colour (and THE best colour) but still, it isn't important."

Aren't sone of our internal organs a bit purple looking?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blue

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton


"If you had to ban a colour, if you HAD TO, which one would you choose?

Everything of that colour will be illegal, and immediately disappear from nature. You need to be able to name the colour.

Your validity as an assertive leader - you are, of course, a magical king here - will be assessed on the boldness of your actions. You can choose a very specific shade of Misty Taupe if you wish, but your people will consider you weak and you risk a violent coup without strong leadership in these uncertain times.

"

Brown. Nothing looks good in brown.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m going to go with pink, even though I have to now burn all my pink T-shirt’s.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you had to ban a colour, if you HAD TO, which one would you choose?

Everything of that colour will be illegal, and immediately disappear from nature. You need to be able to name the colour.

Your validity as an assertive leader - you are, of course, a magical king here - will be assessed on the boldness of your actions. You can choose a very specific shade of Misty Taupe if you wish, but your people will consider you weak and you risk a violent coup without strong leadership in these uncertain times.

Brown. Nothing looks good in brown. "

Soil is brown! Life on earth will cease to exist

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton


"If you had to ban a colour, if you HAD TO, which one would you choose?

Everything of that colour will be illegal, and immediately disappear from nature. You need to be able to name the colour.

Your validity as an assertive leader - you are, of course, a magical king here - will be assessed on the boldness of your actions. You can choose a very specific shade of Misty Taupe if you wish, but your people will consider you weak and you risk a violent coup without strong leadership in these uncertain times.

Brown. Nothing looks good in brown.

Soil is brown! Life on earth will cease to exist "

Add water it it and soil turns almost black. I’ve just saved the world!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you had to ban a colour, if you HAD TO, which one would you choose?

Everything of that colour will be illegal, and immediately disappear from nature. You need to be able to name the colour.

Your validity as an assertive leader - you are, of course, a magical king here - will be assessed on the boldness of your actions. You can choose a very specific shade of Misty Taupe if you wish, but your people will consider you weak and you risk a violent coup without strong leadership in these uncertain times.

Brown. Nothing looks good in brown.

Soil is brown! Life on earth will cease to exist

Add water it it and soil turns almost black. I’ve just saved the world!"

Nope, it's still brown.

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By *ntrepid Explorers OP   Couple
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Add water it it and soil turns almost black. I’ve just saved the world!

Nope, it's still brown."

I'm trying to imagine some sort of world wide system of perpetual waterers... That'd be quite an achievement!

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton


"If you had to ban a colour, if you HAD TO, which one would you choose?

Everything of that colour will be illegal, and immediately disappear from nature. You need to be able to name the colour.

Your validity as an assertive leader - you are, of course, a magical king here - will be assessed on the boldness of your actions. You can choose a very specific shade of Misty Taupe if you wish, but your people will consider you weak and you risk a violent coup without strong leadership in these uncertain times.

Brown. Nothing looks good in brown.

Soil is brown! Life on earth will cease to exist

Add water it it and soil turns almost black. I’ve just saved the world!

Nope, it's still brown."

Looks black to me lol

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Pantone 448 C

Can get the fuck out! Nobody likes it.

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place


"Grey

Agreed. Especially in interior design

My whole house is grey!

Brown!

Whoever hates grey probably prefers painted magnolia!

Grey... Brown... OK guys... so now all the SOIL disappears.

You are also dead.

Everyone else is also still dead."

Or it becomes a different colour

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Turquoise. I bloody hate turquoise. It sits there taunting me, saying...

I'm blue.

No, I'm green.

Ha ha. Fooled you. I'm blue.

No, really I'm green.

Got you! I'm blue.

But really I'm green.

etc.

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By *ntrepid Explorers OP   Couple
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Grey

Agreed. Especially in interior design

My whole house is grey!

Brown!

Whoever hates grey probably prefers painted magnolia!

Grey... Brown... OK guys... so now all the SOIL disappears.

You are also dead.

Everyone else is also still dead.

Or it becomes a different colour "

Nope, it's gone. POOF!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blue.

Let’s get rid of that shit.

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

Not gonna lie, it's worrying me a little at the people saying brown things should disappear

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Since we are talking colours, do you know what the only colour is that doesn't have a frequency on the electromagnetic spectrum? In layman's terms, the only colour that isn't in a rainbow.

Incudentally, I'm not talking about black or white, which technically are shades and not colours. They are added to colours to darken or lighten them.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip


"Blue.

Let’s get rid of that shit."

I'd end up pretty much permanently naked then. I hope you are ready for that. Luke

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By *melia DominaTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)


"Think I can live without beige in my life "

I agree. Beige.. I lived I in a beige house with beige partner for years..

I now live in a rainbow house with a rainbow partner... hell yes...

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central


"Brown .

I can't think of anything worthwhile that's Brown "

Soil? A medium which sustains much of our food

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Might as well be cyan.

Every time I use my inkjet printer it never seems to ******* have any, so it wouldn’t be missed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All colours not in the windows 95 16 bit colour pallet

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By *ntrepid Explorers OP   Couple
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Might as well be cyan.

Every time I use my inkjet printer it never seems to ******* have any, so it wouldn’t be missed."

Not the worst suggestion! Wonder if there could be a black market industry in cyan...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shitty Maroon. Like those horrible pub carpets in chain pubs, the same shade that nissan paint those horrific qashqai & jukes in.

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By *antric ecstasyMan
over a year ago

Co Durham

Shocking pink.

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By *ntrepid Explorers OP   Couple
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Shitty Maroon. Like those horrible pub carpets in chain pubs, the same shade that nissan paint those horrific qashqai & jukes in. "

That's the official dukux name right? Shitty Maroon? :D

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