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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

C.B.A. today ........

had a run - think i'll read n watch films.

Is that lazy ?

Will the shed clear itself ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think if you stare at the shed hard enough whilst sitting down with tea it should sort its self

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not lazy. Everyone needs down days. You don't always have to be doing 'useful' stuff.

But the shed still won't clear itself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" C.B.A. today ........

had a run - think i'll read n watch films.

Is that lazy ?

Will the shed clear itself ?"

I’ve put some washing on and some in the tumble and that’s all I can be arsed with this morning! If the shed isn’t urgent enjoy your film!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a severe case of the fuck-its too, Granny, should go to the gym, plus there is work to be done!

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By *ntrepid ExplorersCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

You ALREADY went for a run and you think you're lazy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3am every morning when the alarm goes off I think shall I dial a day. But then I think mortgages won't pay themselves and drag myself off to the bathroom mumbling to myself.

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

It’s perfectly natural behaviour Granny.

The Good Lord designed women with bigger arses than men, he did this because he knew how much time they would spend sitting on them and wanted to ensure they’d be comfortable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s perfectly natural behaviour Granny.

The Good Lord designed women with bigger arses than men, he did this because he knew how much time they would spend sitting on them and wanted to ensure they’d be comfortable.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I think if you stare at the shed hard enough whilst sitting down with tea it should sort its self

oooooo yeah ...... a Levished... Just think the stuff out of there

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"It's not lazy. Everyone needs down days. You don't always have to be doing 'useful' stuff.

But the shed still won't clear itself."

I'm useful in and of myself it's true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Isn't it raining today? Good day to watch tv and iron..

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"You ALREADY went for a run and you think you're lazy?"

I run at 6 usually ...... either six or half past..... just for an hour not all day.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"3am every morning when the alarm goes off I think shall I dial a day. But then I think mortgages won't pay themselves and drag myself off to the bathroom mumbling to myself. "

Are you a paperboy ?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"It’s perfectly natural behaviour Granny.

The Good Lord designed women with bigger arses than men, he did this because he knew how much time they would spend sitting on them and wanted to ensure they’d be comfortable.

If God wanted women to be comfortable she wouldn't have made skinny arsed men that leave the lion's share of work to women.

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

"It’s perfectly natural behaviour Granny.

The Good Lord designed women with bigger arses than men, he did this because he knew how much time they would spend sitting on them and wanted to ensure they’d be comfortable.

If God wanted women to be comfortable she wouldn't have made skinny arsed men that leave the lion's share of work to women.

My God sounds a lot more accommodating than yours.......... but then he is a man so that’s understandable.

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Not lazy and how important is clearing the shed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's not lazy. Everyone needs down days. You don't always have to be doing 'useful' stuff.

But the shed still won't clear itself.

I'm useful in and of myself it's true"

Repeat after me 'I am useful, I am the usefulness, there is nothing more useful than me ... '

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rest is productive too, Granny.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Not lazy and how important is clearing the shed"

Weeeeeeeeellllll it's started raining now......

So it's looking less important

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Rest is productive too, Granny."

Rest swells the ankles and diminishes the mind.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I don't really believe that b.t.w.

Maybe i'll meditate

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

Sheds are always just full of the junk that should be thrown away but instead gets exiled to the bottom of the garden. My advice would be to wait until November then have a bonfire of contents, shed and all. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sheds are always just full of the junk that should be thrown away but instead gets exiled to the bottom of the garden. My advice would be to wait until November then have a bonfire of contents, shed and all. Xx"

I should do that with my shed!

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Don't give me good ideas.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A serious case of can't be arsedness has just overwhelmed me - I blame you Granny

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I may have to shift in a minute

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"A serious case of can't be arsedness has just overwhelmed me - I blame you Granny

Shed abandonment is pretty catching doncha think ?

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

"A serious case of can't be arsedness has just overwhelmed me - I blame you Granny

Shed abandonment is pretty catching doncha think ?"

Jaysus you must be bored. I have rarely known you return to a thread for so long

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

You have 2 choices.

Clear the shed

Drink a Fruity tea

Choose wisely

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"You have 2 choices.

Clear the shed

Drink a Fruity tea

Choose wisely

Shed it is then.

There is no such thing as fruit tea!

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"A serious case of can't be arsedness has just overwhelmed me - I blame you Granny

Shed abandonment is pretty catching doncha think ?

Jaysus you must be bored. I have rarely known you return to a thread for so long

Sigh ....... I'm not bored..... I just CBA today ........ I CBA and I DFC!

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

You ran. That's enough effort for the day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You have 2 choices.

Clear the shed

Drink a Fruity tea

Choose wisely

Shed it is then.

There is no such thing as fruit tea!"

Agree

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I used to like clearing out my dad's shed, until the spiders got me.

I used to like the feeling of accomplishment after clearing out cupboards or rooms.

I don't care now.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"You ran. That's enough effort for the day.

Thanks Mum x

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"You have 2 choices.

Clear the shed

Drink a Fruity tea

Choose wisely

Shed it is then.

There is no such thing as fruit tea!

Agree"

Thirded.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"You ran. That's enough effort for the day.

Thanks Mum x "

You're welcome sweetie x

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"You ran. That's enough effort for the day.

Thanks Mum x

You're welcome sweetie x"

You spoil me. Make us a cuppa mum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You ran. That's enough effort for the day.

Thanks Mum x

You're welcome sweetie x

You spoil me. Make us a cuppa mum"

Actually, while you're making one... no sugar please, ta.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You could always see if there’s someone local from here who wouldn’t mind clearing a shed.

Also the off chance of some fun!!!

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"You ran. That's enough effort for the day.

Thanks Mum x

You're welcome sweetie x

You spoil me. Make us a cuppa mum

Actually, while you're making one... no sugar please, ta."

No sugar no milk in mine ...... thanks

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"You ran. That's enough effort for the day.

Thanks Mum x

You're welcome sweetie x

You spoil me. Make us a cuppa mum

Actually, while you're making one... no sugar please, ta."

Biscuits, or cake?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You ran. That's enough effort for the day.

Thanks Mum x

You're welcome sweetie x

You spoil me. Make us a cuppa mum

Actually, while you're making one... no sugar please, ta.

Biscuits, or cake?"

Got any plain digestives?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"You could always see if there’s someone local from here who wouldn’t mind clearing a shed.

Also the off chance of some fun!!!"

Sex on the brain, you men

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"You ran. That's enough effort for the day.

Thanks Mum x

You're welcome sweetie x

You spoil me. Make us a cuppa mum

Actually, while you're making one... no sugar please, ta.

Biscuits, or cake?

Got any plain digestives?"

I'll borrow some from Fiddlesticks.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"You could always see if there’s someone local from here who wouldn’t mind clearing a shed.

Also the off chance of some fun!!!"

I am not a shedman fucker

Nor a shedman fuckers son

I would never fuck a shedman

Till the shedman fucking comes

I suppose i'd fuck a shed clearing chippendale but would he do a good job at either.....

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"You ran. That's enough effort for the day.

Thanks Mum x

You're welcome sweetie x

You spoil me. Make us a cuppa mum

Actually, while you're making one... no sugar please, ta.

Biscuits, or cake?

Got any plain digestives?"

Oh I like those. I never buy biscuits...... cos they are so moreish ....... I can't resist moreish things.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You ran. That's enough effort for the day.

Thanks Mum x

You're welcome sweetie x

You spoil me. Make us a cuppa mum

Actually, while you're making one... no sugar please, ta.

Biscuits, or cake?

Got any plain digestives?

Oh I like those. I never buy biscuits...... cos they are so moreish ....... I can't resist moreish things..... "

Like heroin? I know the feeling

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"You ran. That's enough effort for the day.

Thanks Mum x

You're welcome sweetie x

You spoil me. Make us a cuppa mum

Actually, while you're making one... no sugar please, ta.

Biscuits, or cake?

Got any plain digestives?

Oh I like those. I never buy biscuits...... cos they are so moreish ....... I can't resist moreish things.....

Like heroin? I know the feeling"

Something similar........ white sugar substance of the devil.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You ran. That's enough effort for the day.

Thanks Mum x

You're welcome sweetie x

You spoil me. Make us a cuppa mum

Actually, while you're making one... no sugar please, ta.

Biscuits, or cake?

Got any plain digestives?

Oh I like those. I never buy biscuits...... cos they are so moreish ....... I can't resist moreish things.....

Like heroin? I know the feeling

Something similar........ white sugar substance of the devil..... "

A bag of sugar lasts years in my cupboard. It's only there for guests and the occasional cocktail.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Mine too!

Eventually it's one lump ...... one very big crystal like lump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 20/05/21 11:31:37]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[can't be arsed at 20/05/21 11:31:37]"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You could always see if there’s someone local from here who wouldn’t mind clearing a shed.

Also the off chance of some fun!!!

Sex on the brain, you men

Well where’s the fun in not having sex on the brain?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"[can't be parsed at 20/05/21 11:31:37]"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Read that as shitting, my bad

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