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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West

Hello! Cowabunga tattva namaste. And, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. Jim and Ash are washing their hair tonight, so it's Cover Teacher Kinky on nocturnal duty

What's on your beautiful mind? What you up to? Working? Pervin'? Lurking? Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls and pervy night flamingos . Talk about anything you want.

Newbies, thread watchers, you're very welcome here. Very, very welcome. Don't be shy, give us a try.

Let's nocturnal. Smileyface

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Hello! Do I get a quill?

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

North West

Wowzers. A new thread mistress.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Evening everyone

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Hello! Do I get a quill? "

Hello Meli and congratulations on your FirstFace! Coffee vouchers have been suspended for tonight, and I can confirm your prize is some lovely handmade paper to go with your quill.

*Casually recycles the receipt*

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By *aughty_Smooth_OperatorMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Evening

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Wowzers. A new thread mistress. "

Mistress Kinky has a ring to it Good evening Sprockett and thanks for joining us!

It's a shame I'm the submissive sort, well, I am in bedroom terms at least

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Evening everyone "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Estella, it's splendid to see your smiling face tonight

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

North West


"Wowzers. A new thread mistress.

Mistress Kinky has a ring to it Good evening Sprockett and thanks for joining us!

It's a shame I'm the submissive sort, well, I am in bedroom terms at least "

Evening Mrs KC

I think the thread might need a firm hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooooo hello xxx

*offers apple

.... but apple has a bite in it because I STILL can’t stop singing the goblin song to myself

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Evening "

Hello Mr Smooth, how's things with you this fine evening? Welcome!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooooo hello xxx

*offers apple

.... but apple has a bite in it because I STILL can’t stop singing the goblin song to myself "

Omg where did that horn face pop up from

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Ooooo hello xxx

*offers apple

.... but apple has a bite in it because I STILL can’t stop singing the goblin song to myself "

*Takes a massive bite in a most unladylike manner*

Good nocturnal evening, Temptation! How many evenings have you been singing the goblin song now?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Hello! Do I get a quill?

Hello Meli and congratulations on your FirstFace! Coffee vouchers have been suspended for tonight, and I can confirm your prize is some lovely handmade paper to go with your quill.

*Casually recycles the receipt*"

Oh I'm so happy! Firstfacing on your thread is always worth the super quick button bashing to firstface.

I hope you're both well Op! x

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Wowzers. A new thread mistress.

Mistress Kinky has a ring to it Good evening Sprockett and thanks for joining us!

It's a shame I'm the submissive sort, well, I am in bedroom terms at least

Evening Mrs KC

I think the thread might need a firm hand "

I don't know if I can promise firm, but here's a song for you: https://g.co/kgs/Ej4M8g

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooooo hello xxx

*offers apple

.... but apple has a bite in it because I STILL can’t stop singing the goblin song to myself

*Takes a massive bite in a most unladylike manner*

Good nocturnal evening, Temptation! How many evenings have you been singing the goblin song now? "

Seeeeeee the little goblin, see his little feet ... omg every night

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

Hello KC!!!

What a lovely surprise to see you.

How goes it? X

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Hello KC!!!

What a lovely surprise to see you.

How goes it? X"

Red! It's excellent to read you too

It's been a stressful week so far, but nothing we can't handle, or overcome

How's the Wirralian world?

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Hello! Do I get a quill?

Hello Meli and congratulations on your FirstFace! Coffee vouchers have been suspended for tonight, and I can confirm your prize is some lovely handmade paper to go with your quill.

*Casually recycles the receipt*

Oh I'm so happy! Firstfacing on your thread is always worth the super quick button bashing to firstface.

I hope you're both well Op! x"

Keep your button bashing to yourself, Meli!

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By *JB1954Man
over a year ago

Reading

Good evening KC and all.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Hello KC!!!

What a lovely surprise to see you.

How goes it? X

Red! It's excellent to read you too

It's been a stressful week so far, but nothing we can't handle, or overcome

How's the Wirralian world?"

Excellent. You can more than handle it - you're fucking superwoman!!

I am stressed with car & MOT malarkey, but on the plus side, my kitchen is finally getting sorted!! X

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Hello! Do I get a quill?

Hello Meli and congratulations on your FirstFace! Coffee vouchers have been suspended for tonight, and I can confirm your prize is some lovely handmade paper to go with your quill.

*Casually recycles the receipt*

Oh I'm so happy! Firstfacing on your thread is always worth the super quick button bashing to firstface.

I hope you're both well Op! x"

Although not the most straightforward of weeks, we're pootling along all the same, thank you. I do hope you enjoy your lovely paper and quill

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Ooooo hello xxx

*offers apple

.... but apple has a bite in it because I STILL can’t stop singing the goblin song to myself

*Takes a massive bite in a most unladylike manner*

Good nocturnal evening, Temptation! How many evenings have you been singing the goblin song now?

Seeeeeee the little goblin, see his little feet ... omg every night "

Did you see his little nosey-wose?

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

North West


"Wowzers. A new thread mistress.

Mistress Kinky has a ring to it Good evening Sprockett and thanks for joining us!

It's a shame I'm the submissive sort, well, I am in bedroom terms at least

Evening Mrs KC

I think the thread might need a firm hand

I don't know if I can promise firm, but here's a song for you: https://g.co/kgs/Ej4M8g"

Slow hand, Pointer Sisters, on a bearskin rug no less.

Ty Mistress.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Firstfacing on your thread is always worth the super quick button bashing to firstface.

I hope you're both well Op! x

Keep your button bashing to yourself, Meli! "

Pfft, everyone wants some of my button bashing Red, you can't deny that.

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Good evening KC and all. "

Good evening GJB, hope all is well in your world?

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening KC and the moonlight band. How are you both this evening?

I went to a pretty rough comprehensive school and the way we treated supply teachers was abhorrent, I hope you get better treatment this evening

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Hello KC!!!

What a lovely surprise to see you.

How goes it? X

Red! It's excellent to read you too

It's been a stressful week so far, but nothing we can't handle, or overcome

How's the Wirralian world?

Excellent. You can more than handle it - you're fucking superwoman!!

I am stressed with car & MOT malarkey, but on the plus side, my kitchen is finally getting sorted!! X"

I seem to have got my cape all tangled in my wheelchair

My car needed a whole new brake assembly (seized caliper) plus tyres so it costs me a few quid, but it's not cost me much in the past couple of years. Can't complain. Hope your car is fixed soon!

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening KC and the moonlight band. How are you both this evening?

I went to a pretty rough comprehensive school and the way we treated supply teachers was abhorrent, I hope you get better treatment this evening "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening our saucy amigos, The Curiouseseseseses! We're moderate to middling; gusting in Forties thank you. How's Worcester life?

I do enjoy a bit of rough, it must be said

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By *notherGentMan
over a year ago

doncaster

Evening all! Been a while since I’ve been in a late late thread!

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Evening all! Been a while since I’ve been in a late late thread! "

Evening klb and thanks for seeking us out! What's new for you?

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening KC and the moonlight band. How are you both this evening?

I went to a pretty rough comprehensive school and the way we treated supply teachers was abhorrent, I hope you get better treatment this evening

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening our saucy amigos, The Curiouseseseseses! We're moderate to middling; gusting in Forties thank you. How's Worcester life?

I do enjoy a bit of rough, it must be said "

We had read somewhere that you liked it rough

Worcester life is good thanks, it was pickled onion day at the sauce factory so the washing that was on the line has a hint of allium and acetic acid to the aroma. How’s things up norf?

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Firstfacing on your thread is always worth the super quick button bashing to firstface.

I hope you're both well Op! x

Keep your button bashing to yourself, Meli!

Pfft, everyone wants some of my button bashing Red, you can't deny that. "

Ooh, Meli! Are you trying to convert me to the Saphic side?

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By *wentMan
over a year ago

blackpool

Good evening hope everyone is well.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Hello KC!!!

What a lovely surprise to see you.

How goes it? X

Red! It's excellent to read you too

It's been a stressful week so far, but nothing we can't handle, or overcome

How's the Wirralian world?

Excellent. You can more than handle it - you're fucking superwoman!!

I am stressed with car & MOT malarkey, but on the plus side, my kitchen is finally getting sorted!! X

I seem to have got my cape all tangled in my wheelchair

My car needed a whole new brake assembly (seized caliper) plus tyres so it costs me a few quid, but it's not cost me much in the past couple of years. Can't complain. Hope your car is fixed soon!"

Ouch! Cats, eh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks for stepping into the breach.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Hello KC!!!

What a lovely surprise to see you.

How goes it? X

Red! It's excellent to read you too

It's been a stressful week so far, but nothing we can't handle, or overcome

How's the Wirralian world?

Excellent. You can more than handle it - you're fucking superwoman!!

I am stressed with car & MOT malarkey, but on the plus side, my kitchen is finally getting sorted!! X

I seem to have got my cape all tangled in my wheelchair

My car needed a whole new brake assembly (seized caliper) plus tyres so it costs me a few quid, but it's not cost me much in the past couple of years. Can't complain. Hope your car is fixed soon!

Ouch! Cats, eh? "

*cars! X

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Thanks for stepping into the breach. "

LornaJo! You ok, lovely! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening all... post gym perv going on....

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By *wentMan
over a year ago

blackpool

Just been looking at pictures and some look so different. But they the same people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening Mrs KC and all above. Have a splendid nocturnal nocturnaling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thanks for stepping into the breach.

LornaJo! You ok, lovely! X"

Yes thank you just very busy as its nearly moving day. X

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

Howdy ya'll

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening KC and the moonlight band. How are you both this evening?

I went to a pretty rough comprehensive school and the way we treated supply teachers was abhorrent, I hope you get better treatment this evening

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening our saucy amigos, The Curiouseseseseses! We're moderate to middling; gusting in Forties thank you. How's Worcester life?

I do enjoy a bit of rough, it must be said

We had read somewhere that you liked it rough

Worcester life is good thanks, it was pickled onion day at the sauce factory so the washing that was on the line has a hint of allium and acetic acid to the aroma. How’s things up norf?"

I am partial to the rougher things in life, Mr KC does it so well

I've heard vinegar is excellent for the constitution and so your vinegar-infused keks will breathe new life into your genitalia. It's very healthy

It's grim up north, as usual. We live in one room, all twenty-six of us, no furniture, 'alf the floor is missing, and we get all 'uddled together in one corner for fear of falling

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Good evening hope everyone is well. "

Good evening Mwent, do you like to be beside the seaside? I personally do like to be bedside the sea....

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Thanks for stepping into the breach. "

We steamrollered in, in the usual under stated way! How's Ash's hair coming along?!

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By *wentMan
over a year ago

blackpool

Yes love to be by the seaside. Sand gets in the shoes though.

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Good evening all... post gym perv going on.... "

Good evening Runningbloke and jolly nice of you to join us, post gym. Have you spotted anything decent on your perv-a-thon?

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Evening Mrs KC and all above. Have a splendid nocturnal nocturnaling "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Hope, our lovely nocturnal friend. How are you and the blues of Chelsea?

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Howdy ya'll"

Howdy Bill, and good not-eeeeeeeeeeeeevening to you in the US-of-A!

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening KC and the moonlight band. How are you both this evening?

I went to a pretty rough comprehensive school and the way we treated supply teachers was abhorrent, I hope you get better treatment this evening

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening our saucy amigos, The Curiouseseseseses! We're moderate to middling; gusting in Forties thank you. How's Worcester life?

I do enjoy a bit of rough, it must be said

We had read somewhere that you liked it rough

Worcester life is good thanks, it was pickled onion day at the sauce factory so the washing that was on the line has a hint of allium and acetic acid to the aroma. How’s things up norf?

I am partial to the rougher things in life, Mr KC does it so well

I've heard vinegar is excellent for the constitution and so your vinegar-infused keks will breathe new life into your genitalia. It's very healthy

It's grim up north, as usual. We live in one room, all twenty-six of us, no furniture, 'alf the floor is missing, and we get all 'uddled together in one corner for fear of falling "

I am looking forward to donning my vinegar-infused keks tomorrow

How’s the rabbiting been? Have the beddlingtons been earning their keep? Is all well at the mill?

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"Howdy ya'll

Howdy Bill, and good not-eeeeeeeeeeeeevening to you in the US-of-A!"

late afternoon-ish, its trying to storm again so. Its almost dark

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West


"

Worcester life is good thanks, it was pickled onion day at the sauce factory so the washing that was on the line has a hint of allium and acetic acid to the aroma. How’s things up norf?

I am partial to the rougher things in life, Mr KC does it so well

I've heard vinegar is excellent for the constitution and so your vinegar-infused keks will breathe new life into your genitalia. It's very healthy

It's grim up north, as usual. We live in one room, all twenty-six of us, no furniture, 'alf the floor is missing, and we get all 'uddled together in one corner for fear of falling

I am looking forward to donning my vinegar-infused keks tomorrow

How’s the rabbiting been? Have the beddlingtons been earning their keep? Is all well at the mill? "

Short day at t'mill tomorrow. Only 27hrs instead of 29. But can you believe it? Our parrot died. It ceased to be

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Oooh. Substitute. Time to make mischief

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Oooh. Substitute. Time to make mischief "

We'll have none of that, young lady *looks down spectacles*

Do you wish to stand outside the Head's office?!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Oooh. Substitute. Time to make mischief

We'll have none of that, young lady *looks down spectacles*

Do you wish to stand outside the Head's office?! "

Head? Like blowjob?

... Good lord celibacy does not suit me

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Oooh. Substitute. Time to make mischief

We'll have none of that, young lady *looks down spectacles*

Do you wish to stand outside the Head's office?!

Head? Like blowjob?

... Good lord celibacy does not suit me "

Do you require an English translation?!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Oooh. Substitute. Time to make mischief

We'll have none of that, young lady *looks down spectacles*

Do you wish to stand outside the Head's office?!

Head? Like blowjob?

... Good lord celibacy does not suit me

Do you require an English translation?! "

Some people say I don't speak English

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Oooh. Substitute. Time to make mischief

We'll have none of that, young lady *looks down spectacles*

Do you wish to stand outside the Head's office?!

Head? Like blowjob?

... Good lord celibacy does not suit me

Do you require an English translation?!

Some people say I don't speak English "

If you want to give head, at least go behind the bike sheds like every self-respecting nocturnaler

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By *wentMan
over a year ago

blackpool


"Oooh. Substitute. Time to make mischief

We'll have none of that, young lady *looks down spectacles*

Do you wish to stand outside the Head's office?!

Head? Like blowjob?

... Good lord celibacy does not suit me

Do you require an English translation?!

Some people say I don't speak English "

double Dutch easier.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello! Cowabunga tattva namaste. And, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. Jim and Ash are washing their hair tonight, so it's Cover Teacher Kinky on nocturnal duty

What's on your beautiful mind? What you up to? Working? Pervin'? Lurking? Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls and pervy night flamingos . Talk about anything you want.

Newbies, thread watchers, you're very welcome here. Very, very welcome. Don't be shy, give us a try.

Let's nocturnal. Smileyface"

So this is where all the cool people hide !

I’ve heard whispers alright but never dropped in to say hello ! As I’m the definition of shy so hello all !

Boring but it’s a start right just dipping my feet

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Oooh. Substitute. Time to make mischief

We'll have none of that, young lady *looks down spectacles*

Do you wish to stand outside the Head's office?!

Head? Like blowjob?

... Good lord celibacy does not suit me

Do you require an English translation?!

Some people say I don't speak English

If you want to give head, at least go behind the bike sheds like every self-respecting nocturnaler "

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

Evening all, relative newbie here.

I’ve just been out for a curry, in a restaurant, with other people around. It was surreal at first, but bloody great. Food was excellent too.

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Hello! Cowabunga tattva namaste. And, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. Jim and Ash are washing their hair tonight, so it's Cover Teacher Kinky on nocturnal duty

What's on your beautiful mind? What you up to? Working? Pervin'? Lurking? Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls and pervy night flamingos . Talk about anything you want.

Newbies, thread watchers, you're very welcome here. Very, very welcome. Don't be shy, give us a try.

Let's nocturnal. Smileyface

So this is where all the cool people hide !

I’ve heard whispers alright but never dropped in to say hello ! As I’m the definition of shy so hello all !

Boring but it’s a start right just dipping my feet "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Tallaght, welcome to the late late nocturnal©™ thread!

We're all super cool here, for sure *drowns out the heckling from the sidelines*

The thread is here most nights, usually with the upstanding Erect Jim or the smoking Hot Ash at the helm, but perhaps ill-advisedly, they've left us in charge tonight

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Evening all, relative newbie here.

I’ve just been out for a curry, in a restaurant, with other people around. It was surreal at first, but bloody great. Food was excellent too. "

Hello Mr Relative Newbie Mojo

Did you enjoy this thing you call "restaurant"? I'm not familiar with these "people" of which you speak

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Oooh. Substitute. Time to make mischief

We'll have none of that, young lady *looks down spectacles*

Do you wish to stand outside the Head's office?!

Head? Like blowjob?

... Good lord celibacy does not suit me

Do you require an English translation?!

Some people say I don't speak English double Dutch easier. "

Dutch translation is available upon request

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Oooh. Substitute. Time to make mischief

We'll have none of that, young lady *looks down spectacles*

Do you wish to stand outside the Head's office?!

Head? Like blowjob?

... Good lord celibacy does not suit me

Do you require an English translation?!

Some people say I don't speak English

If you want to give head, at least go behind the bike sheds like every self-respecting nocturnaler

"

Dirty girl!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello! Cowabunga tattva namaste. And, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. Jim and Ash are washing their hair tonight, so it's Cover Teacher Kinky on nocturnal duty

What's on your beautiful mind? What you up to? Working? Pervin'? Lurking? Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls and pervy night flamingos . Talk about anything you want.

Newbies, thread watchers, you're very welcome here. Very, very welcome. Don't be shy, give us a try.

Let's nocturnal. Smileyface

So this is where all the cool people hide !

I’ve heard whispers alright but never dropped in to say hello ! As I’m the definition of shy so hello all !

Boring but it’s a start right just dipping my feet

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Tallaght, welcome to the late late nocturnal©™ thread!

We're all super cool here, for sure *drowns out the heckling from the sidelines*

The thread is here most nights, usually with the upstanding Erect Jim or the smoking Hot Ash at the helm, but perhaps ill-advisedly, they've left us in charge tonight "

I’ve been watching from the side lines I got a ban 3 nights ago something about slagging goats ! ( I think ) who knows I was a tad balls to the walls that night !

My bad ! Before people start jumping on my Ive nothing against goats Gordon’s gin make you say some silly shit !

so they where probably correct !

But I got tight with a cool women and she told me about you guys and yeah she wasn’t wrong !

And she’s fucking bonkers !

I see she’s in good company here that’s for sure !

Definitely Makes a nice change

I haven’t read one person moaning or trying to be slick throwing in sly one liners out cause obviously there hilarious !

I’ll play the new fish role see if I can cut it !? So no pressure !

Oh your melding the helm like a pro they would bevproud !

I’m new here but I’ve been reading the madness over the last 3 days

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West


"

So this is where all the cool people hide !

I’ve heard whispers alright but never dropped in to say hello ! As I’m the definition of shy so hello all !

Boring but it’s a start right just dipping my feet

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Tallaght, welcome to the late late nocturnal©™ thread!

We're all super cool here, for sure *drowns out the heckling from the sidelines*

The thread is here most nights, usually with the upstanding Erect Jim or the smoking Hot Ash at the helm, but perhaps ill-advisedly, they've left us in charge tonight I’ve been watching from the side lines I got a ban 3 nights ago something about slagging goats ! ( I think ) who knows I was a tad balls to the walls that night !

My bad ! Before people start jumping on my Ive nothing against goats Gordon’s gin make you say some silly shit !

so they where probably correct !

But I got tight with a cool women and she told me about you guys and yeah she wasn’t wrong !

And she’s fucking bonkers !

I see she’s in good company here that’s for sure !

Definitely Makes a nice change

I haven’t read one person moaning or trying to be slick throwing in sly one liners out cause obviously there hilarious !

I’ll play the new fish role see if I can cut it !? So no pressure !

Oh your melding the helm like a pro they would bevproud !

I’m new here but I’ve been reading the madness over the last 3 days "

Golly, that Gordon fella has a lot to answer for, eh?! We do animals on this thread, but animal facts. And seeing as it's the midnight hour, it's about the right time. Do you know any animal facts, Tallaght?

The nocturnal thread is a benign and peaceful place, where we chat nonsense and gently rib each other. Vinegar soaked underwear and other shenanigans are optional

We've learned from the best, we do our utmost to uphold the sacred nocturnal©™ thread in the absence of the experts

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West

It's the midnight hour! Animal facts, anyone?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Oooh. Substitute. Time to make mischief

We'll have none of that, young lady *looks down spectacles*

Do you wish to stand outside the Head's office?!

Head? Like blowjob?

... Good lord celibacy does not suit me

Do you require an English translation?!

Some people say I don't speak English

If you want to give head, at least go behind the bike sheds like every self-respecting nocturnaler

Dirty girl! "

Moi?

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Oooh. Substitute. Time to make mischief

We'll have none of that, young lady *looks down spectacles*

Do you wish to stand outside the Head's office?!

Head? Like blowjob?

... Good lord celibacy does not suit me

Do you require an English translation?!

Some people say I don't speak English

If you want to give head, at least go behind the bike sheds like every self-respecting nocturnaler

Dirty girl!

Moi? "

Oui, thee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening.

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening."

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim! You're here! I see you've dried your hair now

How's Salopian life, Jim?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim! You're here! I see you've dried your hair now

How's Salopian life, Jim? "

It's alright, I'd prefer it if it was a little bit warmer. How are you?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Two teachers?

Awww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Two teachers?

Awww

"

Making sure people aren't misbehaving for the cover teacher.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Two teachers?

Awww

Making sure people aren't misbehaving for the cover teacher."

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim! You're here! I see you've dried your hair now

How's Salopian life, Jim?

It's alright, I'd prefer it if it was a little bit warmer. How are you?"

It's been one hell of a week. I'll WhatsApp you because it's too much to type here! But we're okay, bobbing along.

It's been quite nice here today but cold at night. The trees still aren't in full leaf, which is weird for mid May, don't you think?

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Two teachers?

Awww

"

Team teaching is fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim! You're here! I see you've dried your hair now

How's Salopian life, Jim?

It's alright, I'd prefer it if it was a little bit warmer. How are you?

It's been one hell of a week. I'll WhatsApp you because it's too much to type here! But we're okay, bobbing along.

It's been quite nice here today but cold at night. The trees still aren't in full leaf, which is weird for mid May, don't you think?"

Weird.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

So this is where all the cool people hide !

I’ve heard whispers alright but never dropped in to say hello ! As I’m the definition of shy so hello all !

Boring but it’s a start right just dipping my feet

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Tallaght, welcome to the late late nocturnal©™ thread!

We're all super cool here, for sure *drowns out the heckling from the sidelines*

The thread is here most nights, usually with the upstanding Erect Jim or the smoking Hot Ash at the helm, but perhaps ill-advisedly, they've left us in charge tonight I’ve been watching from the side lines I got a ban 3 nights ago something about slagging goats ! ( I think ) who knows I was a tad balls to the walls that night !

My bad ! Before people start jumping on my Ive nothing against goats Gordon’s gin make you say some silly shit !

so they where probably correct !

But I got tight with a cool women and she told me about you guys and yeah she wasn’t wrong !

And she’s fucking bonkers !

I see she’s in good company here that’s for sure !

Definitely Makes a nice change

I haven’t read one person moaning or trying to be slick throwing in sly one liners out cause obviously there hilarious !

I’ll play the new fish role see if I can cut it !? So no pressure !

Oh your melding the helm like a pro they would bevproud !

I’m new here but I’ve been reading the madness over the last 3 days

Golly, that Gordon fella has a lot to answer for, eh?! We do animals on this thread, but animal facts. And seeing as it's the midnight hour, it's about the right time. Do you know any animal facts, Tallaght?

The nocturnal thread is a benign and peaceful place, where we chat nonsense and gently rib each other. Vinegar soaked underwear and other shenanigans are optional

We've learned from the best, we do our utmost to uphold the sacred nocturnal©™ thread in the absence of the experts "

I can’t in good faith take the good name of gorgons pink gin in vain !

You drink two bottles and watch a documentary on goats shit is eventually going to hit the fan ! My bad !

You know how long I’ve been wanting to talk about vinegar soaked boxers ? Never !

But it sounds absolutely hilarious

that gave me a laugh !

Yeah I’m definitely gathering your a rambunctious sort and who doesn’t like shenanigans right ?

Yeah lots but there not on this thread ? Strange animal facts ? Ok you got me here let me think ????? Oh yeah If you take a turtle by the tail hold it upside down for roughly 15 seconds it will shit ?every time

Steve Ervin doesn’t lie !

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Two teachers?

Awww

Team teaching is fun "

Is it like tag teaming?

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West


" I can’t in good faith take the good name of gorgons pink gin in vain !

You drink two bottles and watch a documentary on goats shit is eventually going to hit the fan ! My bad !

You know how long I’ve been wanting to talk about vinegar soaked boxers ? Never !

But it sounds absolutely hilarious

that gave me a laugh !

Yeah I’m definitely gathering your a rambunctious sort and who doesn’t like shenanigans right ?

Yeah lots but there not on this thread ? Strange animal facts ? Ok you got me here let me think ????? Oh yeah If you take a turtle by the tail hold it upside down for roughly 15 seconds it will shit ?every time

Steve Ervin doesn’t lie !

"

I note the feedback about the animal facts and will rectify that ASAP. I did become a little distracted by a lovely penis-related video, but that's all done and dusted now

People who know me would describe me as shy, retiring, mild-mannered and definitely a gentle soul. I wouldn't say boo to a goose (or gander, because we're inclusive here).

I shan't seek to scientifically validate your turtle fact, for health and safety reasons, but excellent contribution, thank you

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Two teachers?

Awww

Team teaching is fun

Is it like tag teaming?"

Not exactly. Team teaching involves more than 1 educator simultaneously going at it

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West

Fact alert!

Turritopsis dohrnii is a type of immortal jellyfish.

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West

That's Mrs KC, over and out for tonight. Goodnight campers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That's Mrs KC, over and out for tonight. Goodnight campers! "

Thank you very much. Sweet dreams. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" I can’t in good faith take the good name of gorgons pink gin in vain !

You drink two bottles and watch a documentary on goats shit is eventually going to hit the fan ! My bad !

You know how long I’ve been wanting to talk about vinegar soaked boxers ? Never !

But it sounds absolutely hilarious

that gave me a laugh !

Yeah I’m definitely gathering your a rambunctious sort and who doesn’t like shenanigans right ?

Yeah lots but there not on this thread ? Strange animal facts ? Ok you got me here let me think ????? Oh yeah If you take a turtle by the tail hold it upside down for roughly 15 seconds it will shit ?every time

Steve Ervin doesn’t lie !

I note the feedback about the animal facts and will rectify that ASAP. I did become a little distracted by a lovely penis-related video, but that's all done and dusted now

People who know me would describe me as shy, retiring, mild-mannered and definitely a gentle soul. I wouldn't say boo to a goose (or gander, because we're inclusive here).

I shan't seek to scientifically validate your turtle fact, for health and safety reasons, but excellent contribution, thank you "

Oh that was complete bull shit that’s not true I just made that up !

I’m like that new kid in class that feels he has to lie about turtle shit to impress his friends ye know the ones !

Hang on what ? Who you describing here ?

Shy?

Mild mannered?

I can’t prove this I wasn’t there but I’ve heard d*unk once at a barn dance you supposedly provoked a goose ! ?

You seem like a gentle soul tho ? That god forbid someone got on the bad side of !!!

In this short time I’ve made up my own opinion but who cares I’m still the new fish

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over a year ago

Oh no... I missed Mrs KC. Popping in for a brief hello. Hey everyone.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

Hello!!! Jimerooski!!

Just woke up on the sofa.

Can't believe I've missed me good mate, Tallaght!

And I've slept through the Witching hour.

Crazy times

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Oh no... I missed Mrs KC. Popping in for a brief hello. Hey everyone. "

Mooooooooon! How the hell are ya, fella? X

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


" I can’t in good faith take the good name of gorgons pink gin in vain !

You drink two bottles and watch a documentary on goats shit is eventually going to hit the fan ! My bad !

You know how long I’ve been wanting to talk about vinegar soaked boxers ? Never !

But it sounds absolutely hilarious

that gave me a laugh !

Yeah I’m definitely gathering your a rambunctious sort and who doesn’t like shenanigans right ?

Yeah lots but there not on this thread ? Strange animal facts ? Ok you got me here let me think ????? Oh yeah If you take a turtle by the tail hold it upside down for roughly 15 seconds it will shit ?every time

Steve Ervin doesn’t lie !

I note the feedback about the animal facts and will rectify that ASAP. I did become a little distracted by a lovely penis-related video, but that's all done and dusted now

People who know me would describe me as shy, retiring, mild-mannered and definitely a gentle soul. I wouldn't say boo to a goose (or gander, because we're inclusive here).

I shan't seek to scientifically validate your turtle fact, for health and safety reasons, but excellent contribution, thank you

Oh that was complete bull shit that’s not true I just made that up !

I’m like that new kid in class that feels he has to lie about turtle shit to impress his friends ye know the ones !

Hang on what ? Who you describing here ?

Shy?

Mild mannered?

I can’t prove this I wasn’t there but I’ve heard d*unk once at a barn dance you supposedly provoked a goose ! ?

You seem like a gentle soul tho ? That god forbid someone got on the bad side of !!!

In this short time I’ve made up my own opinion but who cares I’m still the new fish

"

Hey hey! Tallaght!!

Are you behaving? No gin tonight, I hope? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh no... I missed Mrs KC. Popping in for a brief hello. Hey everyone. "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Grey Cat. Happy Thursday. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh no... I missed Mrs KC. Popping in for a brief hello. Hey everyone.

Mooooooooon! How the hell are ya, fella? X"

Hello gorgeous! I'm exhausted, started running a pub as of this week. Exciting and daunting and also stuff I love, so a good exhausted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello!!! Jimerooski!!

Just woke up on the sofa.

Can't believe I've missed me good mate, Tallaght!

And I've slept through the Witching hour.

Crazy times "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Red. You've got a couple of hours until the witching hour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh no... I missed Mrs KC. Popping in for a brief hello. Hey everyone.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Grey Cat. Happy Thursday. Smileyface"

Smileyface indeed. Hope you're well buddy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh no... I missed Mrs KC. Popping in for a brief hello. Hey everyone.

Mooooooooon! How the hell are ya, fella? X

Hello gorgeous! I'm exhausted, started running a pub as of this week. Exciting and daunting and also stuff I love, so a good exhausted. "

That is exciting and daunting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh no... I missed Mrs KC. Popping in for a brief hello. Hey everyone.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Grey Cat. Happy Thursday. Smileyface

Smileyface indeed. Hope you're well buddy."

I'm weller than Paul Weller.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Hello!!! Jimerooski!!

Just woke up on the sofa.

Can't believe I've missed me good mate, Tallaght!

And I've slept through the Witching hour.

Crazy times

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Red. You've got a couple of hours until the witching hour. "

Don't you be turning up late & giving me any of your sass, sonny Jim!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh no... I missed Mrs KC. Popping in for a brief hello. Hey everyone.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Grey Cat. Happy Thursday. Smileyface

Smileyface indeed. Hope you're well buddy.

I'm weller than Paul Weller."

I've heard he's fairly well, to be sure.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Oh no... I missed Mrs KC. Popping in for a brief hello. Hey everyone.

Mooooooooon! How the hell are ya, fella? X

Hello gorgeous! I'm exhausted, started running a pub as of this week. Exciting and daunting and also stuff I love, so a good exhausted. "

Wow! Sounds amazing. Got your work cut out for you, though, I'll wager.

Mines a large diet pepsi & a packet of scampi fries. Cheers xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello!!! Jimerooski!!

Just woke up on the sofa.

Can't believe I've missed me good mate, Tallaght!

And I've slept through the Witching hour.

Crazy times

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Red. You've got a couple of hours until the witching hour.

Don't you be turning up late & giving me any of your sass, sonny Jim! "

I'm shaking my sass.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh no... I missed Mrs KC. Popping in for a brief hello. Hey everyone.

Mooooooooon! How the hell are ya, fella? X

Hello gorgeous! I'm exhausted, started running a pub as of this week. Exciting and daunting and also stuff I love, so a good exhausted.

Wow! Sounds amazing. Got your work cut out for you, though, I'll wager.

Mines a large diet pepsi & a packet of scampi fries. Cheers xx"

Note to self: get scampi fries in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello!!! Jimerooski!!

Just woke up on the sofa.

Can't believe I've missed me good mate, Tallaght!

And I've slept through the Witching hour.

Crazy times

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Red. You've got a couple of hours until the witching hour.

Don't you be turning up late & giving me any of your sass, sonny Jim!

I'm shaking my sass."

I see you baby...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm listening to the new Amy Winehouse album, Amy Winehouse At The BBC.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Oh no... I missed Mrs KC. Popping in for a brief hello. Hey everyone.

Mooooooooon! How the hell are ya, fella? X

Hello gorgeous! I'm exhausted, started running a pub as of this week. Exciting and daunting and also stuff I love, so a good exhausted.

Wow! Sounds amazing. Got your work cut out for you, though, I'll wager.

Mines a large diet pepsi & a packet of scampi fries. Cheers xx

Note to self: get scampi fries in."

You're so good to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello!!! Jimerooski!!

Just woke up on the sofa.

Can't believe I've missed me good mate, Tallaght!

And I've slept through the Witching hour.

Crazy times

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Red. You've got a couple of hours until the witching hour.

Don't you be turning up late & giving me any of your sass, sonny Jim!

I'm shaking my sass.

I see you baby..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm listening to the new Amy Winehouse album, Amy Winehouse At The BBC. "

Bless Amy. What a wonderful talent. I'll give that a listen.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Hello!!! Jimerooski!!

Just woke up on the sofa.

Can't believe I've missed me good mate, Tallaght!

And I've slept through the Witching hour.

Crazy times

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Red. You've got a couple of hours until the witching hour.

Don't you be turning up late & giving me any of your sass, sonny Jim!

I'm shaking my sass."

I expect nothing less, Jim.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" I can’t in good faith take the good name of gorgons pink gin in vain !

You drink two bottles and watch a documentary on goats shit is eventually going to hit the fan ! My bad !

You know how long I’ve been wanting to talk about vinegar soaked boxers ? Never !

But it sounds absolutely hilarious

that gave me a laugh !

Yeah I’m definitely gathering your a rambunctious sort and who doesn’t like shenanigans right ?

Yeah lots but there not on this thread ? Strange animal facts ? Ok you got me here let me think ????? Oh yeah If you take a turtle by the tail hold it upside down for roughly 15 seconds it will shit ?every time

Steve Ervin doesn’t lie !

I note the feedback about the animal facts and will rectify that ASAP. I did become a little distracted by a lovely penis-related video, but that's all done and dusted now

People who know me would describe me as shy, retiring, mild-mannered and definitely a gentle soul. I wouldn't say boo to a goose (or gander, because we're inclusive here).

I shan't seek to scientifically validate your turtle fact, for health and safety reasons, but excellent contribution, thank you

Oh that was complete bull shit that’s not true I just made that up !

I’m like that new kid in class that feels he has to lie about turtle shit to impress his friends ye know the ones !

Hang on what ? Who you describing here ?

Shy?

Mild mannered?

I can’t prove this I wasn’t there but I’ve heard d*unk once at a barn dance you supposedly provoked a goose ! ?

You seem like a gentle soul tho ? That god forbid someone got on the bad side of !!!

In this short time I’ve made up my own opinion but who cares I’m still the new fish

Hey hey! Tallaght!!

Are you behaving? No gin tonight, I hope? X"

Read up I didn’t wanna mention you by name that you put me on to this site !

But yeah just talking the usual ! Vinegar pants was a topic but I’ve been saying that months no and nobody would listen it’s basically no fucks givin and rock on !

But Apparently I’ve a 2 week trial period cause I’m Irish ? Which was strange cause literally only came in to effect when I mentioned I’m Irish how are you flower you good ? Glad I’m back anyway

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

Well, boys it's been a pleasure but I've got to be up early for the builders, so I shall leave you to amuse each other.

Three becomes two.

Night night xx

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over a year ago


"Well, boys it's been a pleasure but I've got to be up early for the builders, so I shall leave you to amuse each other.

Three becomes two.

Night night xx"

Night

X

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


" I can’t in good faith take the good name of gorgons pink gin in vain !

You drink two bottles and watch a documentary on goats shit is eventually going to hit the fan ! My bad !

You know how long I’ve been wanting to talk about vinegar soaked boxers ? Never !

But it sounds absolutely hilarious

that gave me a laugh !

Yeah I’m definitely gathering your a rambunctious sort and who doesn’t like shenanigans right ?

Yeah lots but there not on this thread ? Strange animal facts ? Ok you got me here let me think ????? Oh yeah If you take a turtle by the tail hold it upside down for roughly 15 seconds it will shit ?every time

Steve Ervin doesn’t lie !

I note the feedback about the animal facts and will rectify that ASAP. I did become a little distracted by a lovely penis-related video, but that's all done and dusted now

People who know me would describe me as shy, retiring, mild-mannered and definitely a gentle soul. I wouldn't say boo to a goose (or gander, because we're inclusive here).

I shan't seek to scientifically validate your turtle fact, for health and safety reasons, but excellent contribution, thank you

Oh that was complete bull shit that’s not true I just made that up !

I’m like that new kid in class that feels he has to lie about turtle shit to impress his friends ye know the ones !

Hang on what ? Who you describing here ?

Shy?

Mild mannered?

I can’t prove this I wasn’t there but I’ve heard d*unk once at a barn dance you supposedly provoked a goose ! ?

You seem like a gentle soul tho ? That god forbid someone got on the bad side of !!!

In this short time I’ve made up my own opinion but who cares I’m still the new fish

Hey hey! Tallaght!!

Are you behaving? No gin tonight, I hope? X

Read up I didn’t wanna mention you by name that you put me on to this site !

But yeah just talking the usual ! Vinegar pants was a topic but I’ve been saying that months no and nobody would listen it’s basically no fucks givin and rock on !

But Apparently I’ve a 2 week trial period cause I’m Irish ? Which was strange cause literally only came in to effect when I mentioned I’m Irish how are you flower you good ? Glad I’m back anyway "

I've missed you & your total nuttiness

You're fine to mention me, the Nocturnalers are all friends. I see my mate Mrs KC was looking after you in my absence. Xx

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over a year ago


"I'm listening to the new Amy Winehouse album, Amy Winehouse At The BBC.

Bless Amy. What a wonderful talent. I'll give that a listen."

There's going to be a documentary in the not to distant future on the Beeb. Amy by Amy's mum, before the MS takes over.

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over a year ago


"Well, boys it's been a pleasure but I've got to be up early for the builders, so I shall leave you to amuse each other.

Three becomes two.

Night night xx"

Na night. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm listening to the new Amy Winehouse album, Amy Winehouse At The BBC.

Bless Amy. What a wonderful talent. I'll give that a listen.

There's going to be a documentary in the not to distant future on the Beeb. Amy by Amy's mum, before the MS takes over. "

I'll keep an eye. Gotta crash. Night Jim. Night all.

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over a year ago


" I can’t in good faith take the good name of gorgons pink gin in vain !

You drink two bottles and watch a documentary on goats shit is eventually going to hit the fan ! My bad !

You know how long I’ve been wanting to talk about vinegar soaked boxers ? Never !

But it sounds absolutely hilarious

that gave me a laugh !

Yeah I’m definitely gathering your a rambunctious sort and who doesn’t like shenanigans right ?

Yeah lots but there not on this thread ? Strange animal facts ? Ok you got me here let me think ????? Oh yeah If you take a turtle by the tail hold it upside down for roughly 15 seconds it will shit ?every time

Steve Ervin doesn’t lie !

I note the feedback about the animal facts and will rectify that ASAP. I did become a little distracted by a lovely penis-related video, but that's all done and dusted now

People who know me would describe me as shy, retiring, mild-mannered and definitely a gentle soul. I wouldn't say boo to a goose (or gander, because we're inclusive here).

I shan't seek to scientifically validate your turtle fact, for health and safety reasons, but excellent contribution, thank you

Oh that was complete bull shit that’s not true I just made that up !

I’m like that new kid in class that feels he has to lie about turtle shit to impress his friends ye know the ones !

Hang on what ? Who you describing here ?

Shy?

Mild mannered?

I can’t prove this I wasn’t there but I’ve heard d*unk once at a barn dance you supposedly provoked a goose ! ?

You seem like a gentle soul tho ? That god forbid someone got on the bad side of !!!

In this short time I’ve made up my own opinion but who cares I’m still the new fish

Hey hey! Tallaght!!

Are you behaving? No gin tonight, I hope? X

Read up I didn’t wanna mention you by name that you put me on to this site !

But yeah just talking the usual ! Vinegar pants was a topic but I’ve been saying that months no and nobody would listen it’s basically no fucks givin and rock on !

But Apparently I’ve a 2 week trial period cause I’m Irish ? Which was strange cause literally only came in to effect when I mentioned I’m Irish how are you flower you good ? Glad I’m back anyway

I've missed you & your total nuttiness

You're fine to mention me, the Nocturnalers are all friends. I see my mate Mrs KC was looking after you in my absence. Xx"

Ah that girl / couple is the business she will keep you on your toes I’m sitting gear down to my vinegar boxers sweating balls trying to keep up with her relentless banter ! she makes talking absolute madness seem a completely normal topic of the day in this seemingly mad house you have got me involved in ! !

I blame you !

So nice one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Remember I thought you where posh so young and naive I was

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm listening to the new Amy Winehouse album, Amy Winehouse At The BBC.

Bless Amy. What a wonderful talent. I'll give that a listen.

There's going to be a documentary in the not to distant future on the Beeb. Amy by Amy's mum, before the MS takes over.

I'll keep an eye. Gotta crash. Night Jim. Night all. "

Sleep well.

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By *ornygezzaMan
over a year ago

west mids

Working but mainly piercing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Working but mainly piercing "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Gezza. Earlobes or nipples?

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

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over a year ago

He's up. ^

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By *aughty_Smooth_OperatorMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Good morning an early start today

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"Good morning an early start today "

Hello!

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West

7hrs ago, I was saying goodnight and now I'm eating porridge and wearing a business suit. That's right, I'm going OUT to work

Excellent nocturnaling, everyone

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"7hrs ago, I was saying goodnight and now I'm eating porridge and wearing a business suit. That's right, I'm going OUT to work

Excellent nocturnaling, everyone "

Enjoy your porridge.

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