FabSwingers.com forum: Which body part of yours...

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Would you give a character witness or glowing job reference for ?

I'd go with my feet - steady, reliable, hard working.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Boobs, they go ahead of me to check things out before I venture further, I appreciate their effort.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

My smile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My body parts wouldn't even get an interview!

Rejected

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My pussy, she makes me feel good

Her x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mouth. It's shape is pretty good and it's smart when required, and it's learnt to be closed at the right times.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

N/A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My eyes, they can read between the lines, see into your sole and bewitch anyone who looks in them

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

"My smile

Which is beautiful

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

Boobs - standing their ground and trying to defy gravity after two kids

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cock

Nothing else to needs said

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Boobs, they go ahead of me to check things out before I venture further, I appreciate their effort. "

Go Boobs! Forward thinking, take the initiative. Definitely get the job.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Boobs - standing their ground and trying to defy gravity after two kids "

Not just trying but easily succeeding , wow !!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My body parts wouldn't even get an interview!

Rejected

Pah, shake your glorious hair in the face of any job interviewer and you've nailed it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shoulders - strong , sturdy and they draw attention away from my belly and shrek face

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

My fingers - their dexterity is wonderful thanks to years of playing an instrument and they also allow me to type absolute crap on here and keep my job. And they can make any woman squirt with some good old fingerblasting.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My pussy, she makes me feel good

Her x"

Hmmm, but if your pussy was on trial would she really be found to be innocent ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My fingers - their dexterity is wonderful thanks to years of playing an instrument and they also allow me to type absolute crap on here and keep my job. And they can make any woman squirt with some good old fingerblasting. "

Ten excellent reasons to give you any job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good old finger blasting , such a massively underused and under appreciated term

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

My hands, responsive to all that they handle

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Shoulders - strong , sturdy and they draw attention away from my belly and shrek face

Great shoulders but I see abs, not a belly.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Vagine- friendly, gets on well with other people and always enthusiastic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My heart. Its a good one, strong, and kind.

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By *neeyedpirateMan
over a year ago

ask!

"My heart. Its a good one, strong, and kind."

Love this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My pussy, she makes me feel good

Her x

Hmmm, but if your pussy was on trial would she really be found to be innocent ?

I'm afraid not, she's a naughty one

Her x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Vagine- friendly, gets on well with other people and always enthusiastic

Immediate promotion to team leader for the vagine.

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

My bum, it provides great counterbalance and is very comfortable to site on

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My hands, responsive to all that they handle "

I picture you placing one hand on the bible and all charges being dropped.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My bum, it provides great counterbalance and is very comfortable to site on

An interview panel made up of the ladies of Fab would surely give your bum any job of its choosing.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Have to say my hair, you see it before seeing me!

People instantly recog me from my hair.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My smile

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.. You do have a lovely smile BB... Especially when it's my turn to pin you down and tickle you!!

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By *BWBI2019Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

My belly fat and double chin, in it for the long haul!

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"My smile

Which is beautiful

Aww thank you beautiful lady

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"My smile

.. You do have a lovely smile BB... Especially when it's my turn to pin you down and tickle you!!

Jebus

you can try

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

My smooth chest as it apparently makes a wonderful pillow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My vagina! My vag pushed out a life. I can't praise my vagina enough. She's honestly pretty amazing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well it's not my fingers

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Well it's not my fingers"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My eyes. They are alright to look at but also can read and perv on everyone that posts anything on this thread.

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By *ryingitout19Man
over a year ago

Wales

Apparently my thighs are ‘sturdy’!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My hands. They're like shovels but they can work their magic pretty good.

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By *urlyCatzWoman
over a year ago

Blackpool

My hair, bright enough to be seen from space, strong enough to be pulled and thick enough to hide my ugly mug

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ear

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ear

Just the one ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My vagina! My vag pushed out a life. I can't praise my vagina enough. She's honestly pretty amazing. "

Imagine putting her on trial: And what were you doing at the time of the offence ? Creating a new life, your Honour. Case Dismissed !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My eyes. They are alright to look at but also can read and perv on everyone that posts anything on this thread."

Versatile and focused - start on Monday.

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

"My bum, it provides great counterbalance and is very comfortable to site on

An interview panel made up of the ladies of Fab would surely give your bum any job of its choosing.

Awww shucks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My smooth chest as it apparently makes a wonderful pillow

You're hired, but no sleeping on the job though.

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