FabSwingers.com forum: What you call it

By *hippedcream OP Couple
over a year ago

Outer London

Opinions suggestions appreciated for what you best like calling a woman's vagina. My wife isn't keen on pussy she thinks it a silly word. I like cunt for being direct, strong and meaningful (cock is a strong word why shouldn't women be empowered the same) but the wife finds that a bit off sounding. We'd appreciate people's suggestions hitting the spot between silly and offensive (she likes things hitting the spot)

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

I vote cunt.

Foof is popular on the forum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like the word cunt. I know most don't.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cunt is my favourite word.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love a sexy cunt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just call it a fanny.. that's what it is.. hate the word pussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slit, snatch, twat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wash your potty mouths out

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

A growler

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cunt is my favourite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cunt to me is a person that's a cunt, I don't tend to call a vagina a cunt

I don't like cunts but I love vaginas

Let it be a love garden

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Slit, snatch, twat."

These are probably the only three words I would NEVER call it

Lau

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

I'm with you OP, I think cock and cunt sound similar. Am definitely not a fan of pussy. If I don't use cunt I'll use foof or vagina.

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By *awk90Man
over a year ago

Amsterdam

Wizard's sleeve? :p

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fotze,fica,cipa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flange flaps.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please stick your cock in my moist flange and don't forget to spread my flaps before you ram your sausage in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please stick your cock in my moist flange and don't forget to spread my flaps before you ram your sausage in! "

I'd be laughing more than fucking

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Fish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's wrong with Hilda??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please stick your cock in my moist flange and don't forget to spread my flaps before you ram your sausage in! "

I saw that on Celebrity Masterchef once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sugar puff and sausage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vageegee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Origin of the World

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A growler

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Welsh friend of mine called hers her Ffluffen..... kinda stuck......(not her ffluffen....)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to call it you got no chance now I call it Dreamland

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cunny, quaint, quim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please stick your cock in my moist flange and don't forget to spread my flaps before you ram your sausage in!

I saw that on Celebrity Masterchef once"

I bet you never thought you would see the day Masterchef would have you wanking on the sofa at 8pm on a Wednesday evening.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Axe wound

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By *awk90Man
over a year ago

Amsterdam

Glitter cave

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Cunny, quaint, quim"

Cunny is canny

Quim is quaint

Pussy is passable

Fanny is funny

Fuck my fica

Tame my twat

Cunt it ain’t

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

Beef curtains if you really want to be lowest of the low.

I go with the jack and Danny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate pussy with a passion because it makes me think of pus oozing from a zit.

Cunt is OK, still not great unless in the throes of passion. I say foof or vagene.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hate pussy with a passion because it makes me think of pus oozing from a zit.

Cunt is OK, still not great unless in the throes of passion. I say foof or vagene."

Do you actually say either of those when you’re in the throes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please stick your cock in my moist flange and don't forget to spread my flaps before you ram your sausage in!

I saw that on Celebrity Masterchef once

I bet you never thought you would see the day Masterchef would have you wanking on the sofa at 8pm on a Wednesday evening."

I don't know, Greg Wallace has always had rather a phallic head.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Quim. Cunt occasionally. I really hate fanny and I don't love pussy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kitty or fufu or foof..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kitty, pussy, chatte, fuckhole, rosebud, cumjar....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A Welsh friend of mine called hers her Ffluffen..... kinda stuck......(not her ffluffen....)

Oh I like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hate pussy with a passion because it makes me think of pus oozing from a zit.

Cunt is OK, still not great unless in the throes of passion. I say foof or vagene.

Do you actually say either of those when you’re in the throes? "

I don't actually refer to it at all by any name. I just say "stick that one-eyed purple monster inside me right now!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hate pussy with a passion because it makes me think of pus oozing from a zit.

Cunt is OK, still not great unless in the throes of passion. I say foof or vagene.

Do you actually say either of those when you’re in the throes?

I don't actually refer to it at all by any name. I just say "stick that one-eyed purple monster inside me right now!""

Haha. Love it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Minge, cum bucket (or dump), oyster, velvet

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By *unnyPairCouple
over a year ago

Seminole

Pussy for sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cunny, quaint, quim

Cunny is canny

Quim is quaint

Pussy is passable

Fanny is funny

Fuck my fica

Tame my twat

Cunt it ain’t

(heart)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I am horny it is a cunt

On a normal day, it is a vagina, fadge, flu, food, nunny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I am horny it is a cunt

On a normal day, it is a vagina, fadge, flu, food, nunny"

With a hey nunny no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quim

Mayor Quimby

Quimtastic

Clunge

Clungeorama

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Minnie moo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Quim

Mayor Quimby

Quimtastic

Clunge

Clungeorama"

Quim always reminds me of Fred Quimby.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still enjoy sugar puffs in morning and sometimes in the evening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fanny everytime. Was going to

say piss flaps as a laugh. Lol

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Kitty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I vote cunt.

Foof is popular on the forum.

Snap xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cunt is my favourite word."

Mine to xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heard Italians call it a Fafalina, which I think means butterfly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A Welsh friend of mine called hers her Ffluffen..... kinda stuck......(not her ffluffen....)

Oh I like that

It rolls off the tongue.....(figuratively and literally...

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By *iddle ManMan
over a year ago

Walsall

"Cunny, quaint, quim"

Quim, now we're just getting too posh

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By *olymalelincsMan
over a year ago

southend

Froof or princess parts

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Just call it a fanny.. that's what it is.. hate the word pussy

But its not. Fanny is a made up word (all words are made up

), it is slang. It is no more or less a fanny than it is a pussy, cunt, foof, or any other word people use to describe it.

Call it what you want, accept others will have their own word for it, you may hate what they call it, as they may hate your word.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pomegranate, papaya

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"If I am horny it is a cunt

On a normal day, it is a vagina, fadge, flu, food, nunny"

Nunny? I've never heard that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I am horny it is a cunt

On a normal day, it is a vagina, fadge, flu, food, nunny

Nunny? I've never heard that!

I need to start using the word quim more.

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kitty

Does yours purr

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By *ollydoesWoman
over a year ago

Shangri-La

Id never her quim before tonight lol I just go with vag.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A former work colleague of mine called it a noo noo. I’d of loved to of got inside hers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surprised no one has said gash yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pussy!

Her x

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Cunt....pussy ....but you need a minge to have a twinge

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Kitty

Does yours purr

Depends how you handle it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't like the C word at all.

'Fanny' reminds me of being at school or an American's arse.

'Lady garden' is a bit of a mouthful and less relevant in the current climate of de-forestisarion.

'Wizard's sleeve' is a little offensive and you would certainly need a magic wand to cope with that.

So, I am more than happy 'Pussy' - tasty and tidy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vulva...little lady......pussy/cunt when the mood is right.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kitty

Does yours purr

Depends how you handle it

What about if I put a hand in it

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By *moothGrooveWoman
over a year ago

Durham

Not the c word!!

Check out Kevin Wilsons song, 'You can't say c*nt in Canada'. That'll give you all a few ideas and a few laughs!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A growler

I vote 'Growler'

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By *andycandy88Woman
over a year ago

Northolt

"Just call it a fanny.. that's what it is.. hate the word pussy

But its not. Fanny is a made up word (all words are made up

), it is slang. It is no more or less a fanny than it is a pussy, cunt, foof, or any other word people use to describe it.

Call it what you want, accept others will have their own word for it, you may hate what they call it, as they may hate your word."

This is true

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By *andycandy88Woman
over a year ago

Northolt

I call it a pussy or a kitty and sometimes refer to mine as her.

I have a friend that calls it a nuni and another friend use to call it a dolly's house looool xx

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Kitty

Does yours purr

Depends how you handle it

What about if I put a hand in it

You have to be gentle

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

Cunt when I'm being throat grabbed or my hair pulled.... pussy for any other naughty talk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I use minge

Not sure if that’s a local thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was surprised to hear a friend refer to it as a pudenda. I thought that was only used in Victorian novels.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kitty

Does yours purr

Depends how you handle it

What about if I put a hand in it

You have to be gentle

I thought cats like playing rough

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Kitty

Does yours purr

Depends how you handle it

What about if I put a hand in it

You have to be gentle

I thought cats like playing rough

You obviously don’t have one

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