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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP   Woman
over a year ago

evesham

How do you, if of course you do, take nice pics of your fanny?

Particularly larger ladies like me.

Not for general perusal so don't worry folks. Been trying to take a pic for someone and I just .

You guys gavd it easy..... Just think of something sexy and.... Boring! Oooh grab my camera and take 59 pics to upload!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you washed it before trying love?

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By *atricia ParnelWoman
over a year ago

In a town full of colours

What is the criteria for the pic, front, gaping, teasing, dildo...

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Selfie stick or timer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Prop the phone up and use a timer x

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP   Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"What is the criteria for the pic, front, gaping, teasing, dildo..."

Everything apparently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Selfie stick stuck in your anus or timer "

She knows how this one !

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP   Woman
over a year ago

evesham

I've got a ring light so tried using that and my camera on a timer.

Maybe I need a better angle. I'm just lying back lol

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP   Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Have you washed it before trying love? "

My camera?

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Selfie stick stuck in your anus or timer

She knows how this one ! "

A friend told me

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Selfie stick stuck in your anus or timer

She knows how this one !

A friend told me "

Oh god I just saw what you did!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Selfie stick stuck in your anus or timer

She knows how this one !

A friend told me

Oh god I just saw what you did! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you washed it before trying love?

My camera? "

Well no but actually yes lol if the lens I'd dirty you will get a blurry result

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By *atricia ParnelWoman
over a year ago

In a town full of colours


"What is the criteria for the pic, front, gaping, teasing, dildo...

Everything apparently "

I use a soft light and angle my foof with a background blur on, step stools help as do heels, try tensing and slowly releasing your muscles and then work through the 500 pics and hopefully you get one you like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

How do you, if of course you do, take nice pics of your fanny?

Particularly larger ladies like me.

Not for general perusal so don't worry folks. Been trying to take a pic for someone and I just .

You guys gavd it easy..... Just think of something sexy and.... Boring! Oooh grab my camera and take 59 pics to upload! "

Get someone to do it for you. I’m sure there is no shortage of people who would oblige.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mini tripod.... remote release.... plenty of light(maybe from different directions....)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you washed it before trying love?

My camera?

Well no but actually yes lol if the lens I'd dirty you will get a blurry result "

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i don't ever take them.. can never get a 'nice' picture! Px

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i don't ever take them.. can never get a 'nice' picture! Px "

I wish you’d let us be the judge of that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If someone wants a picture of your fanny that badly they should come take one themselves......ha ha

But failing that a timer on your phone camera and lean back on your bed or in the bath is easy enough to do.

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Don't take them so sorry can't help with this one x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get your vagina to say ‘Cheese’ when you take the photo.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP   Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Get your vagina to say ‘Cheese’ when you take the photo."

I'm not sure a cheesy fanjita is a good look

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By *ublinGirl92Woman
over a year ago

Hell

I made all of mine public so that you can see what I'm talking about.

I'm not very large but I am a bit chubby so maybe my advice is worth something.

For the ones where I am lying back my legs are akimbo and sticking right up into the air, I tilt my pelvis forward so she is pointing skyward, and hold my phone with the front facing camera as far out as my arm extends and frame it from there.

The ones where I am sitting (like your picture on the 28 September) I am not sitting flat on my ass. I am spreading my legs and supporting myself with my feet because although it doesn't look like it I am tilting my pelvis until I'm almost sitting right on my tailbone.

I also have a couple that I took from underneath but that might not work as well for you.

So I guess tilt your pelvis as best you can is my advice.

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Get someone else to do it for you...TM

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP   Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"I made all of mine public so that you can see what I'm talking about.

I'm not very large but I am a bit chubby so maybe my advice is worth something.

For the ones where I am lying back my legs are akimbo and sticking right up into the air, I tilt my pelvis forward so she is pointing skyward, and hold my phone with the front facing camera as far out as my arm extends and frame it from there.

The ones where I am sitting (like your picture on the 28 September) I am not sitting flat on my ass. I am spreading my legs and supporting myself with my feet because although it doesn't look like it I am tilting my pelvis until I'm almost sitting right on my tailbone.

I also have a couple that I took from underneath but that might not work as well for you.

So I guess tilt your pelvis as best you can is my advice. "

Oh thank you x some great pics there x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Positions help, such as squatting, being on all fours or being on your side and drawing your legs up.

I dont take vagine pics as i’d rather someone see it for themself. Some ladies seem to take them classily though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stand above the camera? Only way I've got a nice one ...

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Selfie stick, legs lifted up and parted,good lighting..... Not that I'd know

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

You can get a selfie stick with a remote control & tripod

J x

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire


"

How do you, if of course you do, take nice pics of your fanny?

Particularly larger ladies like me.

Not for general perusal so don't worry folks. Been trying to take a pic for someone and I just .

You guys gavd it easy..... Just think of something sexy and.... Boring! Oooh grab my camera and take 59 pics to upload! "

Evie, seriously I have the photographic equipment I’d love to take sexy pics of you, including close ups..

I think you’re gorgeous..

And I’m safe to be with too lol xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Film it, move around in the video with different angles etc and then take a screenshot of the video

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Selfie stick, legs lifted up and parted,good lighting..... Not that I'd know "

Sounds nice

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"Selfie stick, legs lifted up and parted,good lighting..... Not that I'd know

Sounds nice "

I mean I'm not disappointed with the pics I've got

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By *luttyLaylaWoman
over a year ago

North West

Mines normally an in bed dark Snapchat with the flash on that I then quite like and keep lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or just get a can of pop or sky remote

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get your vagina to say ‘Cheese’ when you take the photo.

I'm not sure a cheesy fanjita is a good look "

Tread Caerphilly, that could offend someone

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Selfie stick, legs lifted up and parted,good lighting..... Not that I'd know

Sounds nice

I mean I'm not disappointed with the pics I've got "

That’s what I meant. They sound like nice pics lol x

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"Selfie stick, legs lifted up and parted,good lighting..... Not that I'd know

Sounds nice

I mean I'm not disappointed with the pics I've got

That’s what I meant. They sound like nice pics lol x"

Oh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i don't ever take them.. can never get a 'nice' picture! Px "

LIES!! Every picture of a lady bit is nice. Every single one.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Selfie stick, legs lifted up and parted,good lighting..... Not that I'd know

Sounds nice

I mean I'm not disappointed with the pics I've got

That’s what I meant. They sound like nice pics lol x

Oh "

Sorry I can see how it could have come across as sarcastic now. But no! I was just imagining the pics

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By *9Karm69Man
over a year ago

plymouth/chesterfield

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Timer on camera, or video and capture still x

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South

I have flappy lips, I have to get them parted like a butterfly else my lips look like they’ve been stuck together with chewing gum.

I very rarely take a pic of my fanny. But if I do I just faff with with the angle and just get some surrounding area in and that’s it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've tried in the past and found it very difficult to get a decent one. I tend to avoid taking them these days. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This girl on Twitter sums the problem up nicely I think (assuming links work on here)

https://twitter.com/yellowspoongirl/status/1223426284027404289

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Selfie stick or timer "

This

Her x

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"I've tried in the past and found it very difficult to get a decent one. I tend to avoid taking them these days. X"

I can help

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP   Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"I have flappy lips, I have to get them parted like a butterfly else my lips look like they’ve been stuck together with chewing gum.

I very rarely take a pic of my fanny. But if I do I just faff with with the angle and just get some surrounding area in and that’s it."

Yup. I've got rather a large pubic mound so have to contort myself to try and get a decent pic of it lol

Wish I had a cock sometimes!

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"Selfie stick, legs lifted up and parted,good lighting..... Not that I'd know

Sounds nice

I mean I'm not disappointed with the pics I've got

That’s what I meant. They sound like nice pics lol x

Oh

Sorry I can see how it could have come across as sarcastic now. But no! I was just imagining the pics "

I mean I could show you

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Selfie stick, legs lifted up and parted,good lighting..... Not that I'd know

Sounds nice

I mean I'm not disappointed with the pics I've got

That’s what I meant. They sound like nice pics lol x

Oh

Sorry I can see how it could have come across as sarcastic now. But no! I was just imagining the pics

I mean I could show you "

Well, if you insist

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"Selfie stick, legs lifted up and parted,good lighting..... Not that I'd know

Sounds nice

I mean I'm not disappointed with the pics I've got

That’s what I meant. They sound like nice pics lol x

Oh

Sorry I can see how it could have come across as sarcastic now. But no! I was just imagining the pics

I mean I could show you

Well, if you insist "

Get in my box then

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

IMHO close-up fany pics are not appealing. Luke

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"IMHO close-up fany pics are not appealing. Luke "

I agree, same as cocks but if it’s someone you fancy or plan on meeting and it’s in private it’s hot as!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP   Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"IMHO close-up fany pics are not appealing. Luke "

Good job I'm not doing them for you then lol

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"IMHO close-up fany pics are not appealing. Luke

I agree, same as cocks but if it’s someone you fancy or plan on meeting and it’s in private it’s hot as! "

Certainly is

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"IMHO close-up fany pics are not appealing. Luke

I agree, same as cocks but if it’s someone you fancy or plan on meeting and it’s in private it’s hot as!

Certainly is "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"IMHO close-up fany pics are not appealing. Luke

I agree, same as cocks but if it’s someone you fancy or plan on meeting and it’s in private it’s hot as! "

Agree!

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By *irty desireWoman
over a year ago

newcatle

Totally off topic but whats TM? Seen it on loads of threads today

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Totally off topic but whats TM? Seen it on loads of threads today "

I was wondering that too

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"I've got a ring light so tried using that and my camera on a timer.

Maybe I need a better angle. I'm just lying back lol"

When you say you've got a ring light I've got an image of you using a light to lure unsuspecting prey towards your ring like the angler fish does

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By *layPrincessDaddyBearCouple
over a year ago

Bracknell

Trick is to actually take a video and screen shot the good pics... I do this for every thing even just normal pics and selfies total game changer xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Totally off topic but whats TM? Seen it on loads of threads today

I was wondering that too "

Me too... Does it mean "there's more?" only thing I could come up with

Her x

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By *irty desireWoman
over a year ago

newcatle


"Totally off topic but whats TM? Seen it on loads of threads today

I was wondering that too

Me too... Does it mean "there's more?" only thing I could come up with

Her x"

Trade Mark

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find the easiest is sitting on the floor with legs spread!! I also like to lie back on the bed, kind of leaning up on the pjllows and reach my arms forward between my legs. It's hard work though. I always feel like my arms aren't long enough to get a good angle.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I've got a ring light so tried using that and my camera on a timer.

Maybe I need a better angle. I'm just lying back lol

When you say you've got a ring light I've got an image of you using a light to lure unsuspecting prey towards your ring like the angler fish does "

I've got this image in my head now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn’t take fanny pictures anymore. I won’t even send anyone topless pictures anymore, but I’m looking to date. I feel like any guy that asks to see pictures of me is on my after a fuck. Anyone genuinely interested in me would be happy to wait to see me (my body) in the flesh.

But when I did take those kind of pictures I would do ones with a flap wedgie or squat over my phone screen or use fingers to hold the lips open.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP   Woman
over a year ago

evesham

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP   Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Totally off topic but whats TM? Seen it on loads of threads today

I was wondering that too

Me too... Does it mean "there's more?" only thing I could come up with

Her x"

I'm ripping off dirtydevil66 lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Judging by half the pics I see on fab I think most people find a dead badger that's been hit by a car, attack the badger corpse with an axe take a pic upload it to fab.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP   Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Judging by half the pics I see on fab I think most people find a dead badger that's been hit by a car, attack the badger corpse with an axe take a pic upload it to fab."

Wow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Judging by half the pics I see on fab I think most people find a dead badger that's been hit by a car, attack the badger corpse with an axe take a pic upload it to fab."

Shouldn’t really say horrible things about peoples genitalia. Not like they can do anything about it and can give people a complex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Judging by half the pics I see on fab I think most people find a dead badger that's been hit by a car, attack the badger corpse with an axe take a pic upload it to fab."

Oooft

That was harsh love

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put a flower in it buttercups are pretty

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By *irty desireWoman
over a year ago

newcatle


"Judging by half the pics I see on fab I think most people find a dead badger that's been hit by a car, attack the badger corpse with an axe take a pic upload it to fab."

Bet you would still fuck it tho

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By *BWBI2019Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

I would recommend a popsocket flex grip, you can wrap it around anything with your phone attached so can definitely get creative with angles!

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"

How do you, if of course you do, take nice pics of your fanny?

Particularly larger ladies like me.

Not for general perusal so don't worry folks. Been trying to take a pic for someone and I just .

You guys gavd it easy..... Just think of something sexy and.... Boring! Oooh grab my camera and take 59 pics to upload! "

Don't do it, leave something to the imagination

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By *ublinGirl92Woman
over a year ago

Hell


"Judging by half the pics I see on fab I think most people find a dead badger that's been hit by a car, attack the badger corpse with an axe take a pic upload it to fab."

"Well mannered, genuine guy... Fun to be around..." Sure. Totally believe you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Judging by half the pics I see on fab I think most people find a dead badger that's been hit by a car, attack the badger corpse with an axe take a pic upload it to fab.

Bet you would still fuck it tho "

I still get laid.

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