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So... what can I do for you this evening? | |||
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Actually, that's far too selfish, so if you could just sort out world peace, an end to famine and a cure for male pattern baldness  | |||
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"Tell Mother Nature to do one and get me a shag in please hun
Actually, that's far too selfish, so if you could just sort out world peace, an end to famine and a cure for male pattern baldness "I am wondering which of the tasks you mentioned... could be achieved most easily | |||
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"Just had my one wish..... You on your way here yet" Checking sat nav and fairy dust stock | |||
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"deep tissue back and neck massage please.. "Your call may be answered | |||
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"That a very special person to me has a safe operation tomorrow and it comes back as non cancerous.. im praying but somehow it doesnt seam enough.. some magic fairy dust might help" Hey, seriously now for a moment - hope that special person is ok xx | |||
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"Either help me to resist my daughters cupcakes or get me a glass carriage so I can go to more clubs. Ta v much. "You are nt meant to bring the fairy into temptation lol... now I want one myself ...  | |||
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"How about some sun for a month or so please "No worries there... coming up | |||
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"That I want it to be the 23rd August... "Do tell me more ?;-) | |||
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"Tell Mother Nature to do one and get me a shag in please hun
Actually, that's far too selfish, so if you could just sort out world peace, an end to famine and a cure for male pattern baldness I am wondering which of the tasks you mentioned... could be achieved most easily "phew!!i nearly asked for that,it's good to know thats it all sorted. i'll just have a shag then. | |||
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"That a very special person to me has a safe operation tomorrow and it comes back as non cancerous.. im praying but somehow it doesnt seam enough.. some magic fairy dust might help" 
All my thoughts and prayers are with you, as i am sure many many others are too | |||
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"that i could have a kiss n cuddle with my nana again please xxx" Aw, you must really miss her. xx | |||
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"Tell Mother Nature to do one and get me a shag in please hun
Actually, that's far too selfish, so if you could just sort out world peace, an end to famine and a cure for male pattern baldness I am wondering which of the tasks you mentioned... could be achieved most easily
phew!!i nearly asked for that,it's good to know thats it all sorted.
i'll just have a shag then. "You are so... clear in your posts - never any doubt about anything xxx | |||
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"I would like sergie to get his dignity back" I am not sure who you are referring to but hope it works out for you. | |||
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"deep tissue back and neck massage please.. Your call may be answered"mmm | |||
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"I would like sergie to get his dignity backI am not sure who you are referring to but hope it works out for you." lmao | |||
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"I would like sergie to get his dignity back" agreed, and an increase in wages.. we need an e petition i think.. | |||
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"Tell Mother Nature to do one and get me a shag in please hun
Actually, that's far too selfish, so if you could just sort out world peace, an end to famine and a cure for male pattern baldness I am wondering which of the tasks you mentioned... could be achieved most easily
phew!!i nearly asked for that,it's good to know thats it all sorted.
i'll just have a shag then. You are so... clear in your posts - never any doubt about anything xxx"right blah blah blah,where's that shag. | |||
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"deep tissue back and neck massage please.. Your call may be answered
mmm "sports or tantric? | |||
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"I would like sergie to get his dignity back agreed, and an increase in wages.. we need an e petition i think.. " | |||
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"Tell Mother Nature to do one and get me a shag in please hun
Actually, that's far too selfish, so if you could just sort out world peace, an end to famine and a cure for male pattern baldness I am wondering which of the tasks you mentioned... could be achieved most easily
phew!!i nearly asked for that,it's good to know thats it all sorted.
i'll just have a shag then. You are so... clear in your posts - never any doubt about anything xxx
right blah blah blah,where's that shag. "Ok ok ok ... coming up... gimme chance to get my fairy clothes off... | |||
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"I would like sergie to get his dignity back agreed, and an increase in wages.. we need an e petition i think.. " I shall start one as we speak | |||
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"I would like sergie to get his dignity back agreed, and an increase in wages.. we need an e petition i think.. I shall start one as we speak" il put him out of his misery Diamonds | |||
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"Im waiting on a phone call from someone can you please get them to ring its doing my nut in and im not a patient lady Thanx and if i can return the favour then call me babe" Got loads of fairy dust left here... so doing my best.. damn just got stuck in my fairy outfit trying to get changed for saucy  | |||
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"deep tissue back and neck massage please.. Your call may be answered
mmm sports or tantric?"have to be sports initially.. cant be too presumptive.. | |||
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"Tell Mother Nature to do one and get me a shag in please hun
Actually, that's far too selfish, so if you could just sort out world peace, an end to famine and a cure for male pattern baldness I am wondering which of the tasks you mentioned... could be achieved most easily
phew!!i nearly asked for that,it's good to know thats it all sorted.
i'll just have a shag then. You are so... clear in your posts - never any doubt about anything xxx
right blah blah blah,where's that shag. Ok ok ok ... coming up... gimme chance to get my fairy clothes off..."eh! you joking,keep them on. ahem!did that outfit come with stockings,perchance. xx | |||
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"I would like sergie to get his dignity back agreed, and an increase in wages.. we need an e petition i think.. I shall start one as we speakil put him out of his misery Diamonds "Dont say that, ive got to go to bed soon and will be having nightmares | |||
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"deep tissue back and neck massage please.. Your call may be answered
mmm sports or tantric?
have to be sports initially..
cant be too presumptive..
"just checking as fairy is very flexible you know | |||
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"ok, I am not but I could pretend I grant you all one wish this evening.... What would it be for you? (This is light hearted and not intended to produce any scientific and evidence based research
So... what can I do for you this evening? "you could wake up with me after a tiring session of rampant sex | |||
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"I would like sergie to get his dignity back agreed, and an increase in wages.. we need an e petition i think.. I shall start one as we speakil put him out of his misery Diamonds
Dont say that, ive got to go to bed soon and will be having nightmares "Think happy thoughts for 5 mins before retiring it helps | |||
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"Tell Mother Nature to do one and get me a shag in please hun
Actually, that's far too selfish, so if you could just sort out world peace, an end to famine and a cure for male pattern baldness I am wondering which of the tasks you mentioned... could be achieved most easily
phew!!i nearly asked for that,it's good to know thats it all sorted.
i'll just have a shag then. You are so... clear in your posts - never any doubt about anything xxx
right blah blah blah,where's that shag. Ok ok ok ... coming up... gimme chance to get my fairy clothes off...
eh! you joking,keep them on.
ahem!did that outfit come with stockings,perchance. xx"Well the fairy's travelling outfit is slightly different as there need to be different "pockets" and crevisses for storing fairy dust...;-) | |||
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"I would like sergie to get his dignity back agreed, and an increase in wages.. we need an e petition i think.. I shall start one as we speakil put him out of his misery Diamonds
Dont say that, ive got to go to bed soon and will be having nightmares
Think happy thoughts for 5 mins before retiring it helps "To late now, going to have to take extra medication tonight now | |||
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"ok, I am not but I could pretend I grant you all one wish this evening.... What would it be for you? (This is light hearted and not intended to produce any scientific and evidence based research
So... what can I do for you this evening? "A decent, stressless, nights kip please... X Oh, and when I find my magic wand, is there anythingI can do for you in return? XX | |||
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"ok, I am not but I could pretend I grant you all one wish this evening.... What would it be for you? (This is light hearted and not intended to produce any scientific and evidence based research
So... what can I do for you this evening?
you could wake up with me after a tiring session of rampant sex "I ll have to be super efficient travelling from Scotland going south east and in all that manage to keep my stockings unladdered....;-) | |||
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"I would like sergie to get his dignity backI am not sure who you are referring to but hope it works out for you. lmao" Haha | |||
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"ok, I am not but I could pretend I grant you all one wish this evening.... What would it be for you? (This is light hearted and not intended to produce any scientific and evidence based research
So... what can I do for you this evening?
A decent, stressless, nights kip please... X
Oh, and when I find my magic wand, is there anythingI can do for you in return? XX"I will gladly help you retrieve your wand | |||
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"deep tissue back and neck massage please.. Your call may be answered
mmm sports or tantric?
have to be sports initially..
cant be too presumptive..
just checking as fairy is very flexible you know "oh am not saying no to the latter... oh no no no no no lol flexibility is a good thing.. | |||
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"ok, I am not but I could pretend I grant you all one wish this evening.... What would it be for you? (This is light hearted and not intended to produce any scientific and evidence based research
So... what can I do for you this evening?
you could wake up with me after a tiring session of rampant sex
I ll have to be super efficient travelling from Scotland going south east and in all that manage to keep my stockings unladdered....;-)"grant yourself a wish to land at Norwich International Airport and your charriot will await you | |||
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"Tell Mother Nature to do one and get me a shag in please hun
Actually, that's far too selfish, so if you could just sort out world peace, an end to famine and a cure for male pattern baldness I am wondering which of the tasks you mentioned... could be achieved most easily
phew!!i nearly asked for that,it's good to know thats it all sorted.
i'll just have a shag then. You are so... clear in your posts - never any doubt about anything xxx
right blah blah blah,where's that shag. Ok ok ok ... coming up... gimme chance to get my fairy clothes off...
eh! you joking,keep them on.
ahem!did that outfit come with stockings,perchance. xx
Well the fairy's travelling outfit is slightly different as there need to be different "pockets" and crevisses for storing fairy dust...;-) "get a bag,and keep the stockings on DOH! xx | |||
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"deep tissue back and neck massage please.. Your call may be answered
mmm sports or tantric?
have to be sports initially..
cant be too presumptive..
just checking as fairy is very flexible you know
oh am not saying no to the latter...
oh no no no no no lol
flexibility is a good thing.."Lets work on that hamstring to begin with... then moving up the quads... accessing the.... gluteal muscles... before... | |||
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"ok, I am not but I could pretend I grant you all one wish this evening.... What would it be for you? (This is light hearted and not intended to produce any scientific and evidence based research
So... what can I do for you this evening?
you could wake up with me after a tiring session of rampant sex
I ll have to be super efficient travelling from Scotland going south east and in all that manage to keep my stockings unladdered....;-)
grant yourself a wish to land at Norwich International Airport and your charriot will await you "I love them... | |||
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"Tell Mother Nature to do one and get me a shag in please hun
Actually, that's far too selfish, so if you could just sort out world peace, an end to famine and a cure for male pattern baldness I am wondering which of the tasks you mentioned... could be achieved most easily
phew!!i nearly asked for that,it's good to know thats it all sorted.
i'll just have a shag then. You are so... clear in your posts - never any doubt about anything xxx
right blah blah blah,where's that shag. Ok ok ok ... coming up... gimme chance to get my fairy clothes off...
eh! you joking,keep them on.
ahem!did that outfit come with stockings,perchance. xx
Well the fairy's travelling outfit is slightly different as there need to be different "pockets" and crevisses for storing fairy dust...;-)
get a bag,and keep the stockings on DOH! xx"PMSL - ok you convinced me - coming up...;-) | |||
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"deep tissue back and neck massage please.. Your call may be answered
mmm sports or tantric?
have to be sports initially..
cant be too presumptive..
just checking as fairy is very flexible you know
oh am not saying no to the latter...
oh no no no no no lol
flexibility is a good thing..Lets work on that hamstring to begin with... then moving up the quads... accessing the.... gluteal muscles... before..."doing the other leg? | |||
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"deep tissue back and neck massage please.. Your call may be answered
mmm sports or tantric?
have to be sports initially..
cant be too presumptive..
just checking as fairy is very flexible you know
oh am not saying no to the latter...
oh no no no no no lol
flexibility is a good thing..Lets work on that hamstring to begin with... then moving up the quads... accessing the.... gluteal muscles... before...
doing the other leg?"no, still on the second leg...;-) | |||
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"deep tissue back and neck massage please.. Your call may be answered
mmm sports or tantric?
have to be sports initially..
cant be too presumptive..
just checking as fairy is very flexible you know
oh am not saying no to the latter...
oh no no no no no lol
flexibility is a good thing..Lets work on that hamstring to begin with... then moving up the quads... accessing the.... gluteal muscles... before...
doing the other leg?no, still on the second leg...;-)"pmsl, thats what i meant also.. | |||
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"Tell Mother Nature to do one and get me a shag in please hun
Actually, that's far too selfish, so if you could just sort out world peace, an end to famine and a cure for male pattern baldness I am wondering which of the tasks you mentioned... could be achieved most easily
phew!!i nearly asked for that,it's good to know thats it all sorted.
i'll just have a shag then. You are so... clear in your posts - never any doubt about anything xxx
right blah blah blah,where's that shag. Ok ok ok ... coming up... gimme chance to get my fairy clothes off...
eh! you joking,keep them on.
ahem!did that outfit come with stockings,perchance. xx
Well the fairy's travelling outfit is slightly different as there need to be different "pockets" and crevisses for storing fairy dust...;-)
get a bag,and keep the stockings on DOH! xxPMSL - ok you convinced me - coming up...;-)" xxx
happy days, my wand awaits. xx | |||
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"deep tissue back and neck massage please.. Your call may be answered
mmm sports or tantric?
have to be sports initially..
cant be too presumptive..
just checking as fairy is very flexible you know
oh am not saying no to the latter...
oh no no no no no lol
flexibility is a good thing..Lets work on that hamstring to begin with... then moving up the quads... accessing the.... gluteal muscles... before...
doing the other leg?no, still on the second leg...;-)
pmsl, thats what i meant also.."I am suitably embarrassed now... | |||
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"Tell Mother Nature to do one and get me a shag in please hun
Actually, that's far too selfish, so if you could just sort out world peace, an end to famine and a cure for male pattern baldness I am wondering which of the tasks you mentioned... could be achieved most easily
phew!!i nearly asked for that,it's good to know thats it all sorted.
i'll just have a shag then. You are so... clear in your posts - never any doubt about anything xxx
right blah blah blah,where's that shag. Ok ok ok ... coming up... gimme chance to get my fairy clothes off...
eh! you joking,keep them on.
ahem!did that outfit come with stockings,perchance. xx
Well the fairy's travelling outfit is slightly different as there need to be different "pockets" and crevisses for storing fairy dust...;-)
get a bag,and keep the stockings on DOH! xxPMSL - ok you convinced me - coming up...;-)
xxx
happy days, my wand awaits. xx"Now then.. what an invitation.... I just have to accept;-) See you in a bit...;-) | |||
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"A golden ticket that will let me travel anywhere by train for the next month" Sounds exciting? | |||
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"pmsl, thats what i meant also..I am suitably embarrassed now... "I and embarassed in the same sentance | |||
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"A golden ticket that will let me travel anywhere by train for the next monthSounds exciting? "No could be more of a necessity | |||
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"pmsl, thats what i meant also..I am suitably embarrassed now...
I and embarassed in the same sentance "Madam, what can I say that might be suitable here ? | |||
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"ok, I am not but I could pretend I grant you all one wish this evening.... What would it be for you? (This is light hearted and not intended to produce any scientific and evidence based research
So... what can I do for you this evening? "Make tomorrow be over fast and recovering from my surgery to be quick. | |||
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"A golden ticket that will let me travel anywhere by train for the next monthSounds exciting?
No could be more of a necessity"Now that sounds even more intriguing.... | |||
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"deep tissue back and neck massage please.. Your call may be answered
mmm sports or tantric?
have to be sports initially..
cant be too presumptive..
just checking as fairy is very flexible you know
oh am not saying no to the latter...
oh no no no no no lol
flexibility is a good thing..Lets work on that hamstring to begin with... then moving up the quads... accessing the.... gluteal muscles... before...
doing the other leg?no, still on the second leg...;-)
pmsl, thats what i meant also..I am suitably embarrassed now... " | |||
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"ok, I am not but I could pretend I grant you all one wish this evening.... What would it be for you? (This is light hearted and not intended to produce any scientific and evidence based research
So... what can I do for you this evening?
Make tomorrow be over fast and recovering from my surgery to be quick. "Hey keeping fingers and everything else I have firmly crossed for you for tomorrow xxx | |||
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"A golden ticket that will let me travel anywhere by train for the next monthSounds exciting?
No could be more of a necessityNow that sounds even more intriguing...."Yes it is lol | |||
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"deep tissue back and neck massage please.. Your call may be answered
mmm sports or tantric?
have to be sports initially..
cant be too presumptive..
just checking as fairy is very flexible you know
oh am not saying no to the latter...
oh no no no no no lol
flexibility is a good thing..Lets work on that hamstring to begin with... then moving up the quads... accessing the.... gluteal muscles... before...
doing the other leg?no, still on the second leg...;-)
pmsl, thats what i meant also..I am suitably embarrassed now... "lmao,lovin it peeps. | |||
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"pmsl, thats what i meant also..I am suitably embarrassed now...
I and embarassed in the same sentance Madam, what can I say that might be suitable here ? "Nothing, absolutely nothing, I know the truth.  | |||
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"deep tissue back and neck massage please.. Your call may be answered
mmm sports or tantric?
have to be sports initially..
cant be too presumptive..
just checking as fairy is very flexible you know
oh am not saying no to the latter...
oh no no no no no lol
flexibility is a good thing..Lets work on that hamstring to begin with... then moving up the quads... accessing the.... gluteal muscles... before...
doing the other leg?no, still on the second leg...;-)
pmsl, thats what i meant also..I am suitably embarrassed now...
lmao,lovin it peeps. "You dont realise that this is a shy-ish fairy... | |||
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"pmsl, thats what i meant also..I am suitably embarrassed now...
I and embarassed in the same sentance Madam, what can I say that might be suitable here ?
Nothing, absolutely nothing, I know the truth. "And dont I know it as you keep reminding me...;-) | |||
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"deep tissue back and neck massage please.. Your call may be answered
mmm sports or tantric?
have to be sports initially..
cant be too presumptive..
just checking as fairy is very flexible you know
oh am not saying no to the latter...
oh no no no no no lol
flexibility is a good thing..Lets work on that hamstring to begin with... then moving up the quads... accessing the.... gluteal muscles... before...
doing the other leg?no, still on the second leg...;-)
pmsl, thats what i meant also..I am suitably embarrassed now...
lmao,lovin it peeps.
You dont realise that this is a shy-ish fairy..."ahem cough cough lol.. | |||
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"deep tissue back and neck massage please.. Your call may be answered
mmm sports or tantric?
have to be sports initially..
cant be too presumptive..
just checking as fairy is very flexible you know
oh am not saying no to the latter...
oh no no no no no lol
flexibility is a good thing..Lets work on that hamstring to begin with... then moving up the quads... accessing the.... gluteal muscles... before...
doing the other leg?no, still on the second leg...;-)
pmsl, thats what i meant also..I am suitably embarrassed now...
lmao,lovin it peeps.
You dont realise that this is a shy-ish fairy..."not so much shy-sh,as a not so honest-ish fairy. xx | |||
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"deep tissue back and neck massage please.. Your call may be answered
mmm sports or tantric?
have to be sports initially..
cant be too presumptive..
just checking as fairy is very flexible you know
oh am not saying no to the latter...
oh no no no no no lol
flexibility is a good thing..Lets work on that hamstring to begin with... then moving up the quads... accessing the.... gluteal muscles... before...
doing the other leg?no, still on the second leg...;-)
pmsl, thats what i meant also..I am suitably embarrassed now...
lmao,lovin it peeps.
You dont realise that this is a shy-ish fairy...
ahem cough cough lol.." | |||
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"deep tissue back and neck massage please.. Your call may be answered
mmm sports or tantric?
have to be sports initially..
cant be too presumptive..
just checking as fairy is very flexible you know
oh am not saying no to the latter...
oh no no no no no lol
flexibility is a good thing..Lets work on that hamstring to begin with... then moving up the quads... accessing the.... gluteal muscles... before...
doing the other leg?no, still on the second leg...;-)
pmsl, thats what i meant also..I am suitably embarrassed now...
lmao,lovin it peeps.
You dont realise that this is a shy-ish fairy...
not so much shy-sh,as a not so honest-ish fairy. xx"This fairy is bound by the rules of confidentiality xx | |||
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"deep tissue back and neck massage please.. Your call may be answered
mmm sports or tantric?
have to be sports initially..
cant be too presumptive..
just checking as fairy is very flexible you know
oh am not saying no to the latter...
oh no no no no no lol
flexibility is a good thing..Lets work on that hamstring to begin with... then moving up the quads... accessing the.... gluteal muscles... before...
doing the other leg?no, still on the second leg...;-)
pmsl, thats what i meant also..I am suitably embarrassed now...
lmao,lovin it peeps.
You dont realise that this is a shy-ish fairy...
ahem cough cough lol.. "mmm bad fairy.. | |||
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"deep tissue back and neck massage please.. Your call may be answered
mmm sports or tantric?
have to be sports initially..
cant be too presumptive..
just checking as fairy is very flexible you know
oh am not saying no to the latter...
oh no no no no no lol
flexibility is a good thing..Lets work on that hamstring to begin with... then moving up the quads... accessing the.... gluteal muscles... before...
doing the other leg?no, still on the second leg...;-)
pmsl, thats what i meant also..I am suitably embarrassed now...
lmao,lovin it peeps.
You dont realise that this is a shy-ish fairy...
ahem cough cough lol..
mmm bad fairy.."Retiring (dis)gracefully for the evening, Sir | |||
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"Can you make me a size 12 again please? I'd be ever so grateful "Just peeped again...why would you want to gain weight?;-) | |||
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"Can you make me a size 12 again please? I'd be ever so grateful Just peeped again...why would you want to gain weight?;-) "ooooh, you're good you | |||
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"Can you make me a size 12 again please? I'd be ever so grateful Just peeped again...why would you want to gain weight?;-)
ooooh, you're good you "Just think you look great | |||
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"I'd like you to rid my friends sister of terminal cancer "OMG, was meant to be light hearted! I feel really so sorry for your friend's sister and not just for her but for everybody who is affected by her illness. xx | |||
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"I'd like you to rid my friends sister of terminal cancer OMG, was meant to be light hearted! I feel really so sorry for your friend's sister and not just for her but for everybody who is affected by her illness. xx"Sorry to piss on everyones cornflakes!! Ok, less serious. I'd like a wee but I can't be arsed to get up, could you oblige?x | |||
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"I'd like you to rid my friends sister of terminal cancer OMG, was meant to be light hearted! I feel really so sorry for your friend's sister and not just for her but for everybody who is affected by her illness. xx
Sorry to piss on everyones cornflakes!!
"No, not at all - we all have the right to say what we want to say, to express how we feel - please dont feel bad. On the lighter note... I am having same problem, been meaning to log off for the last 20 minutes and could not drag myself away lol. Shall we go together as women always do? | |||
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"pmsl, thats what i meant also..I am suitably embarrassed now...
I and embarassed in the same sentance Madam, what can I say that might be suitable here ?
Nothing, absolutely nothing, I know the truth. And dont I know it as you keep reminding me...;-)"But I do keep it between us | |||
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"pmsl, thats what i meant also..I am suitably embarrassed now...
I and embarassed in the same sentance Madam, what can I say that might be suitable here ?
Nothing, absolutely nothing, I know the truth. And dont I know it as you keep reminding me...;-)
But I do keep it between us"Thank god for that | |||
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"ummm cure for cancer please.. or if there isn't enough fairy dust can i just have Paddy's post code to put into my new sat nav Can I hike a life as I wanted to check him out too... purely for scientific and research purposes...;-)
of course my sweet,, just as soon as i figure out how to add another address to go via lol... " | |||
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FFS what are you on? "Jeans and a T shirt! | |||
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FFS what are you on?
Jeans and a T shirt! "What ever washing powder you are using I want some! | |||
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"I'd like you to rid my friends sister of terminal cancer OMG, was meant to be light hearted! I feel really so sorry for your friend's sister and not just for her but for everybody who is affected by her illness. xx
Sorry to piss on everyones cornflakes!!
No, not at all - we all have the right to say what we want to say, to express how we feel - please dont feel bad.
On the lighter note... I am having same problem, been meaning to log off for the last 20 minutes and could not drag myself away lol. Shall we go together as women always do? "Yeah sure just don't look down, I haven't shaved this week  | |||
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"I'd like you to rid my friends sister of terminal cancer OMG, was meant to be light hearted! I feel really so sorry for your friend's sister and not just for her but for everybody who is affected by her illness. xx
Sorry to piss on everyones cornflakes!!
No, not at all - we all have the right to say what we want to say, to express how we feel - please dont feel bad.
On the lighter note... I am having same problem, been meaning to log off for the last 20 minutes and could not drag myself away lol. Shall we go together as women always do?
Yeah sure just don't look down, I haven't shaved this week "on reflection,perhaps you should have wished for a razor.hmmmmm | |||
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"Im waiting on a phone call from someone can you please get them to ring its doing my nut in and im not a patient lady Thanx and if i can return the favour then call me babe" Did it work ,did you get your call | |||
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"Fairy just reporting back for more wishes to be granted - apologies to all those I let down - I am continuing very hard to get some more fairy dust... Foreign Fairy dust suppliers... eh, who d have them
Sorry who said they wanted to be had"Ooops I have not been very clear in my communication... AGAIN...Are Fairies exempt from being disciplined? | |||
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"Fairy just reporting back for more wishes to be granted - apologies to all those I let down - I am continuing very hard to get some more fairy dust... Foreign Fairy dust suppliers... eh, who d have them
Sorry who said they wanted to be hadOoops I have not been very clear in my communication... AGAIN...Are Fairies exempt from being disciplined?"It depends on the fairy to be fair twenty minutes on your knees should do it | |||
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Sorry who said they wanted to be hadOoops I have not been very clear in my communication... AGAIN...Are Fairies exempt from being disciplined?
It depends on the fairy to be fair twenty minutes on your knees should do it "And there was I thinking that should read 20 minutes on yours....;-) | |||
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"Fairy just reporting back for more wishes to be granted - apologies to all those I let down - I am continuing very hard to get some more fairy dust... Foreign Fairy dust suppliers... eh, who d have them
Sorry who said they wanted to be hadOoops I have not been very clear in my communication... AGAIN...Are Fairies exempt from being disciplined?
It depends on the fairy to be fair twenty minutes on your knees should do it And there was I thinking that should read 20 minutes on yours....;-) "It could be hours on mine, the lady always comes first in my book | |||
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"oh an easy one for me please.... world peace
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"Hey, that s easy - its one the Fairy wants herself.
Give me a hard one? | |||
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Sorry who said they wanted to be hadOoops I have not been very clear in my communication... AGAIN...Are Fairies exempt from being disciplined?
It depends on the fairy to be fair twenty minutes on your knees should do it And there was I thinking that should read 20 minutes on yours....;-)
It could be hours on mine, the lady always comes first in my book" | |||
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Wolf
Hey, that s easy - its one the Fairy wants herself.
Give me a hard one? "Certainly
...and another request?
Wolf | |||
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"Can I have a chef / cook to cook my mum's meals please, I've been performing these duties diligently , however its really cramping my social life,.. ta, Oooh if possible that lady cook Lorraine pascal please for me to ...Errrrm learn how to whip my cream ... "One whisk coming up | |||
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"Fairy just reporting back for more wishes to be granted - apologies to all those I let down - I am continuing very hard to get some more fairy dust... Foreign Fairy dust suppliers... eh, who d have them
Sorry who said they wanted to be hadOoops I have not been very clear in my communication... AGAIN...Are Fairies exempt from being disciplined?
It depends on the fairy to be fair twenty minutes on your knees should do it And there was I thinking that should read 20 minutes on yours....;-)
It could be hours on mine, the lady always comes first in my book "No need to be all shy I promise not to look, and I'm sure my hearing will be rather limited by a couple of things | |||
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"oh an easy one for me please.... world peace
Wolf
Hey, that s easy - its one the Fairy wants herself.
Give me a hard one?
Certainly
...and another request?
Wolf "Heck, just as I missed the two minutes where you can delete your own post I realised what I had said... ouch... but hey... on second thoughts... you know;-) | |||
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"Could you possibly banish my ex or turn him into a toad please
Heck, that is hard... last time I did that I felt sorry for the toad, ended up kissing him back to life .... he is still posting on here ...;-)"pmsl | |||
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"Fairy just reporting back for more wishes to be granted - apologies to all those I let down - I am continuing very hard to get some more fairy dust... Foreign Fairy dust suppliers... eh, who d have them
Sorry who said they wanted to be hadOoops I have not been very clear in my communication... AGAIN...Are Fairies exempt from being disciplined?
It depends on the fairy to be fair twenty minutes on your knees should do it And there was I thinking that should read 20 minutes on yours....;-)
It could be hours on mine, the lady always comes first in my book
No need to be all shy I promise not to look, and I'm sure my hearing will be rather limited by a couple of things"As long as it s not the breathing technique | |||
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"I'd like it to be the 23rd August please! And no rain! You are the 5th person to ask for that wish to be granted... what is going on that the fairy godmother is not aware of... FFS not the blooming meerkats again?!?!?!;-)"tch tch, profane capitals in the same sentence as the exalted ones.. bad fairy.. | |||
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"I'd like it to be the 23rd August please! And no rain! You are the 5th person to ask for that wish to be granted... what is going on that the fairy godmother is not aware of... FFS not the blooming meerkats again?!?!?!;-)
tch tch, profane capitals in the same sentence as the exalted ones..
bad fairy.."FFS stands for Feel For Surreysensual | |||
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"Fairy just reporting back for more wishes to be granted - apologies to all those I let down - I am continuing very hard to get some more fairy dust... Foreign Fairy dust suppliers... eh, who d have them
Sorry who said they wanted to be hadOoops I have not been very clear in my communication... AGAIN...Are Fairies exempt from being disciplined?
It depends on the fairy to be fair twenty minutes on your knees should do it And there was I thinking that should read 20 minutes on yours....;-)
It could be hours on mine, the lady always comes first in my book
No need to be all shy I promise not to look, and I'm sure my hearing will be rather limited by a couple of thingsAs long as it s not the breathing technique "It's ok I come complete with my own aqua lung and anyway sure it is worth the risk | |||
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"I'd like it to be the 23rd August please! And no rain! You are the 5th person to ask for that wish to be granted... what is going on that the fairy godmother is not aware of... FFS not the blooming meerkats again?!?!?!;-)
tch tch, profane capitals in the same sentence as the exalted ones..
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"Fairy just reporting back for more wishes to be granted - apologies to all those I let down - I am continuing very hard to get some more fairy dust... Foreign Fairy dust suppliers... eh, who d have them
Sorry who said they wanted to be hadOoops I have not been very clear in my communication... AGAIN...Are Fairies exempt from being disciplined?
It depends on the fairy to be fair twenty minutes on your knees should do it And there was I thinking that should read 20 minutes on yours....;-)
It could be hours on mine, the lady always comes first in my book
No need to be all shy I promise not to look, and I'm sure my hearing will be rather limited by a couple of thingsAs long as it s not the breathing technique
It's ok I come complete with my own aqua lung and anyway sure it is worth the risk "Fairy googling Aqua Lungs .... and not finding those in Lovehoney's catalogue ? | |||
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"I'd like it to be the 23rd August please! And no rain! You are the 5th person to ask for that wish to be granted... what is going on that the fairy godmother is not aware of... FFS not the blooming meerkats again?!?!?!;-)
tch tch, profane capitals in the same sentence as the exalted ones..
bad fairy..FFS stands for Feel For Surreysensual
you smooth talker you.. "I (mostly) used to get out of detentions... | |||
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"Fairy just reporting back for more wishes to be granted - apologies to all those I let down - I am continuing very hard to get some more fairy dust... Foreign Fairy dust suppliers... eh, who d have them
Sorry who said they wanted to be hadOoops I have not been very clear in my communication... AGAIN...Are Fairies exempt from being disciplined?
It depends on the fairy to be fair twenty minutes on your knees should do it And there was I thinking that should read 20 minutes on yours....;-)
It could be hours on mine, the lady always comes first in my book
No need to be all shy I promise not to look, and I'm sure my hearing will be rather limited by a couple of thingsAs long as it s not the breathing technique
It's ok I come complete with my own aqua lung and anyway sure it is worth the risk Fairy googling Aqua Lungs .... and not finding those in Lovehoney's catalogue ? "Toys are for the boys God mothers of any sort are for the men | |||
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"I'd like it to be the 23rd August please! And no rain! You are the 5th person to ask for that wish to be granted... what is going on that the fairy godmother is not aware of... FFS not the blooming meerkats again?!?!?!;-)
tch tch, profane capitals in the same sentence as the exalted ones..
bad fairy..FFS stands for Feel For Surreysensual
you smooth talker you.. I (mostly) used to get out of detentions..."probably explains how i got caned.. ooh err.. | |||
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"Fairy just reporting back for more wishes to be granted - apologies to all those I let down - I am continuing very hard to get some more fairy dust... Foreign Fairy dust suppliers... eh, who d have them
Sorry who said they wanted to be hadOoops I have not been very clear in my communication... AGAIN...Are Fairies exempt from being disciplined?
It depends on the fairy to be fair twenty minutes on your knees should do it And there was I thinking that should read 20 minutes on yours....;-)
It could be hours on mine, the lady always comes first in my book
No need to be all shy I promise not to look, and I'm sure my hearing will be rather limited by a couple of thingsAs long as it s not the breathing technique
It's ok I come complete with my own aqua lung and anyway sure it is worth the risk Fairy googling Aqua Lungs .... and not finding those in Lovehoney's catalogue ?
Toys are for the boys
God mothers of any sort are for the men "Now there is a real fantasy coming out in the open | |||
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"I'd like it to be the 23rd August please! And no rain! You are the 5th person to ask for that wish to be granted... what is going on that the fairy godmother is not aware of... FFS not the blooming meerkats again?!?!?!;-)
tch tch, profane capitals in the same sentence as the exalted ones..
bad fairy..FFS stands for Feel For Surreysensual
you smooth talker you.. I (mostly) used to get out of detentions...
probably explains how i got caned..
ooh err.."Hell I always knew that getting out of trouble was not the always the best option... | |||
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"I'd like it to be the 23rd August please! And no rain! You are the 5th person to ask for that wish to be granted... what is going on that the fairy godmother is not aware of... FFS not the blooming meerkats again?!?!?!;-)
tch tch, profane capitals in the same sentence as the exalted ones..
bad fairy..FFS stands for Feel For Surreysensual
you smooth talker you.. I (mostly) used to get out of detentions...
probably explains how i got caned..
ooh err..Hell I always knew that getting out of trouble was not the always the best option..."did depend on whom was doing the caning tbh.. | |||
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"Fairy just reporting back for more wishes to be granted - apologies to all those I let down - I am continuing very hard to get some more fairy dust... Foreign Fairy dust suppliers... eh, who d have them
Sorry who said they wanted to be hadOoops I have not been very clear in my communication... AGAIN...Are Fairies exempt from being disciplined?
It depends on the fairy to be fair twenty minutes on your knees should do it And there was I thinking that should read 20 minutes on yours....;-)
It could be hours on mine, the lady always comes first in my book
No need to be all shy I promise not to look, and I'm sure my hearing will be rather limited by a couple of thingsAs long as it s not the breathing technique
It's ok I come complete with my own aqua lung and anyway sure it is worth the risk Fairy googling Aqua Lungs .... and not finding those in Lovehoney's catalogue ?
Toys are for the boys
God mothers of any sort are for the men Now there is a real fantasy coming out in the open "That it is Sure fairies have to do something worth while to keep their wings | |||
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"I'd like it to be the 23rd August please! And no rain! You are the 5th person to ask for that wish to be granted... what is going on that the fairy godmother is not aware of... FFS not the blooming meerkats again?!?!?!;-)
tch tch, profane capitals in the same sentence as the exalted ones..
bad fairy..FFS stands for Feel For Surreysensual
you smooth talker you.. I (mostly) used to get out of detentions...
probably explains how i got caned..
ooh err..Hell I always knew that getting out of trouble was not the always the best option...
did depend on whom was doing the caning tbh.."You are now at serious risk of distracting said Fairy from performing her magic. Damn I havent even contacted the Dust suppliers yet... I am getting oh so side tracked with improper thoughts ...;-) | |||
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"Fairy just reporting back for more wishes to be granted - apologies to all those I let down - I am continuing very hard to get some more fairy dust... Foreign Fairy dust suppliers... eh, who d have them
Sorry who said they wanted to be hadOoops I have not been very clear in my communication... AGAIN...Are Fairies exempt from being disciplined?
It depends on the fairy to be fair twenty minutes on your knees should do it And there was I thinking that should read 20 minutes on yours....;-)
It could be hours on mine, the lady always comes first in my book
No need to be all shy I promise not to look, and I'm sure my hearing will be rather limited by a couple of thingsAs long as it s not the breathing technique
It's ok I come complete with my own aqua lung and anyway sure it is worth the risk Fairy googling Aqua Lungs .... and not finding those in Lovehoney's catalogue ?
Toys are for the boys
God mothers of any sort are for the men Now there is a real fantasy coming out in the open
That it is
Sure fairies have to do something worth while to keep their wings "Do Fairies have to polish halos? | |||
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"I'd like it to be the 23rd August please! And no rain! You are the 5th person to ask for that wish to be granted... what is going on that the fairy godmother is not aware of... FFS not the blooming meerkats again?!?!?!;-)
tch tch, profane capitals in the same sentence as the exalted ones..
bad fairy..FFS stands for Feel For Surreysensual
you smooth talker you.. I (mostly) used to get out of detentions...
probably explains how i got caned..
ooh err..Hell I always knew that getting out of trouble was not the always the best option...
did depend on whom was doing the caning tbh..You are now at serious risk of distracting said Fairy from performing her magic. Damn I havent even contacted the Dust suppliers yet... I am getting oh so side tracked with improper thoughts ...;-)"well then for the greter good i shall no distract the fairies necessary good works.. | |||
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"I'd like it to be the 23rd August please! And no rain! You are the 5th person to ask for that wish to be granted... what is going on that the fairy godmother is not aware of... FFS not the blooming meerkats again?!?!?!;-)
tch tch, profane capitals in the same sentence as the exalted ones..
bad fairy..FFS stands for Feel For Surreysensual
you smooth talker you.. I (mostly) used to get out of detentions...
probably explains how i got caned..
ooh err..Hell I always knew that getting out of trouble was not the always the best option...
did depend on whom was doing the caning tbh..You are now at serious risk of distracting said Fairy from performing her magic. Damn I havent even contacted the Dust suppliers yet... I am getting oh so side tracked with improper thoughts ...;-)
well then for the greter good i shall no distract the fairies necessary good works..
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"I'd like it to be the 23rd August please! And no rain! You are the 5th person to ask for that wish to be granted... what is going on that the fairy godmother is not aware of... FFS not the blooming meerkats again?!?!?!;-)
tch tch, profane capitals in the same sentence as the exalted ones..
bad fairy..FFS stands for Feel For Surreysensual
you smooth talker you.. I (mostly) used to get out of detentions...
probably explains how i got caned..
ooh err..Hell I always knew that getting out of trouble was not the always the best option...
did depend on whom was doing the caning tbh..You are now at serious risk of distracting said Fairy from performing her magic. Damn I havent even contacted the Dust suppliers yet... I am getting oh so side tracked with improper thoughts ...;-)
well then for the greter good i shall no distract the fairies necessary good works..
Oh no... please do continue... No means yes... in this case " | |||
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"Fairy just reporting back for more wishes to be granted - apologies to all those I let down - I am continuing very hard to get some more fairy dust... Foreign Fairy dust suppliers... eh, who d have them
Sorry who said they wanted to be hadOoops I have not been very clear in my communication... AGAIN...Are Fairies exempt from being disciplined?
It depends on the fairy to be fair twenty minutes on your knees should do it And there was I thinking that should read 20 minutes on yours....;-)
It could be hours on mine, the lady always comes first in my book
No need to be all shy I promise not to look, and I'm sure my hearing will be rather limited by a couple of thingsAs long as it s not the breathing technique
It's ok I come complete with my own aqua lung and anyway sure it is worth the risk Fairy googling Aqua Lungs .... and not finding those in Lovehoney's catalogue ?
Toys are for the boys
God mothers of any sort are for the men Now there is a real fantasy coming out in the open
That it is
Sure fairies have to do something worth while to keep their wings Do Fairies have to polish halos? "Not halo's but there is something for you to rub and polish | |||
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