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Embarrassing moments at the doctors

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By *asmeen OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

What's yours

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

When he told me that at my age I needed to stop wanking. When I asked him ‘why’? he replied ‘because I’m trying to examine you’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once called Dr Andrew Dr Andrews.

I can never go back

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By *asmeen OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"When he told me that at my age I needed to stop wanking. When I asked him ‘why’? he replied ‘because I’m trying to examine you’ "

You would flirt with a grape

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"When he told me that at my age I needed to stop wanking. When I asked him ‘why’? he replied ‘because I’m trying to examine you’

You would flirt with a grape "

Not arse grapes though

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By *asmeen OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"When he told me that at my age I needed to stop wanking. When I asked him ‘why’? he replied ‘because I’m trying to examine you’

You would flirt with a grape

Not arse grapes though "

The ones in pvc

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By *asmeen OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"I once called Dr Andrew Dr Andrews.

I can never go back "

No idea what you mean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had my prostate checked by a very cute dr and got very hard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not doctors but when I was rushed to A&E when I was younger as I had a raging tempature and was loosing consciousness, I needed toilet so bad in the ambulance all the way there, when I got there they gave me a bed pan thing as they didn't want me going toilet incase I fainted... I held it in for so long, I had so much it just wouldn't stop coming and it overflowed onto the floor

Her x

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By *asmeen OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Had my prostate checked by a very cute dr and got very hard "

Did you kiss him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does the dentist count? I fainted at the dentist once and she was gently shaking me trying to wake me up with her hand on my thigh quite innocently. But I was only having one of those funny sexy faint-dreams like you do and I woke up with a massively embarrassing boner

'Ok Mr Rascal, are you ready to get up out of the chair yet?". "ummm, just give me two minutes longer plz, still feel a bit faint - * Teresa May, Margaret Thatcher, Anne Widicome, anyone, help! * "

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By *asmeen OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Not doctors but when I was rushed to A&E when I was younger as I had a raging tempature and was loosing consciousness, I needed toilet so bad in the ambulance all the way there, when I got there they gave me a bed pan thing as they didn't want me going toilet incase I fainted... I held it in for so long, I had so much it just wouldn't stop coming and it overflowed onto the floor

Her x"

Oops x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Had my prostate checked by a very cute dr and got very hard

Did you kiss him"

No but I may have pushed back a little

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By *asmeen OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Does the dentist count? I farted at the dentist once and she was gently shaking me trying to wake me up with her hand on my thigh quite innocently. But I was only having one of those funny sexy faint-dreams like you do and I woke up with a massively embarrassing boner

'Ok Mr Rascal, are you ready to get up out of the chair yet?". "ummm, just give me two minutes longer plz, still feel a bit faint - * Teresa May, Margaret Thatcher, Anne Widicome, anyone, help! * ""

Aww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I had my balls checked for a lump, the dr was a female and quite attractive in my head I was saying please don’t get hard please don’t get hard

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By *asmeen OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"When I had my balls checked for a lump, the dr was a female and quite attractive in my head I was saying please don’t get hard please don’t get hard "

Which head?

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

When he asked me to touch ‘his’ balls when ‘I’ coughed

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By *asmeen OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"When I had my balls checked for a lump, the dr was a female and quite attractive in my head I was saying please don’t get hard please don’t get hard "

Was the lump a cyst x

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

I went to the doctor about erectile disfunction. The doctor told me to undress and of course my body decided that was the time to get a raging boner. Fortunately she was very understanding about it.

That was a joke, in case you were uncertain.

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By *asmeen OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"When he asked me to touch ‘his’ balls when ‘I’ coughed "

Were you on your knees?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd say the time I had a smear test. I remember the nurse saying she was in the mood for a sandwich whilst examining my vagina. And then she took the cucumber out of my vagina and said wow, you have a really big vagina if you can fit a 12 inch cucumber in.

I was a bit nervous but she said it made a delicious pickle sandwich when sliced. I was a bit embarrassed afterwards because the cucumber was from Lidl and not the usual organic M&S cucumber I buy.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"When he asked me to touch ‘his’ balls when ‘I’ coughed

Were you on your knees?"

No but I had a thermometer up my bum

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

Got an errection when the nurse was preparing me for the snip.

You'd have thought the idea of the procedure would have put me off, but nope! Boing!

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By *asmeen OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"I went to the doctor about erectile disfunction. The doctor told me to undress and of course my body decided that was the time to get a raging boner. Fortunately she was very understanding about it.

That was a joke, in case you were uncertain. "

I know doubt many people get hard at docs more like they shrivel up

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By *asmeen OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"I'd say the time I had a smear test. I remember the nurse saying she was in the mood for a sandwich whilst examining my vagina. And then she took the cucumber out of my vagina and said wow, you have a really big vagina if you can fit a 12 inch cucumber in.

I was a bit nervous but she said it made a delicious pickle sandwich when sliced. I was a bit embarrassed afterwards because the cucumber was from Lidl and not the usual organic M&S cucumber I buy. "

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By *asmeen OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Got an errection when the nurse was preparing me for the snip.

You'd have thought the idea of the procedure would have put me off, but nope! Boing! "

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

I went to go and see about having a circumcision and completely forgot that I'd got a pair of black lace knickers on that day

Also booked in with my normal male Dr to ask for a vasectomy but when I went in to the Dr's room, found out he was off for the day and came face to face with a very attractive stand in Dr, needless to say my dick shrank with embarrassment as I needed to get it out to show her too

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By *asmeen OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"I went to go and see about having a circumcision and completely forgot that I'd got a pair of black lace knickers on that day

Also booked in with my normal male Dr to ask for a vasectomy but when I went in to the Dr's room, found out he was off for the day and came face to face with a very attractive stand in Dr, needless to say my dick shrank with embarrassment as I needed to get it out to show her too "

xx

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By *asmeen OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Mystique is circumcised

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By *illiam101000Man
over a year ago

Melton Mowbray


"I'd say the time I had a smear test. I remember the nurse saying she was in the mood for a sandwich whilst examining my vagina. And then she took the cucumber out of my vagina and said wow, you have a really big vagina if you can fit a 12 inch cucumber in.

I was a bit nervous but she said it made a delicious pickle sandwich when sliced. I was a bit embarrassed afterwards because the cucumber was from Lidl and not the usual organic M&S cucumber I buy. "
Lidl is fine for the NHS but if it was a private doctor then shame on you. But it will be added to the bill. Lol.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"I went to go and see about having a circumcision and completely forgot that I'd got a pair of black lace knickers on that day

Also booked in with my normal male Dr to ask for a vasectomy but when I went in to the Dr's room, found out he was off for the day and came face to face with a very attractive stand in Dr, needless to say my dick shrank with embarrassment as I needed to get it out to show her too "

Only you

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

It wasn't embarrassing as such but a doc was checking my coil for me when the nurse suddenly said "why have you got a monkey wrench in your medical bag"

We all started laughing and an internal exam is virtually impossible if the patient is giggling. We had to try and control ourselves while the doc held the speculum steady

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"It wasn't embarrassing as such but a doc was checking my coil for me when the nurse suddenly said "why have you got a monkey wrench in your medical bag"

We all started laughing and an internal exam is virtually impossible if the patient is giggling. We had to try and control ourselves while the doc held the speculum steady "

Damn I meant

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Took my daughter to great ormond street once and the doctor introduced himself. Dr Harry Monk! Me and her dad just couldn’t look at each other. My head was bursting trying not to laugh

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By *asmeen OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"It wasn't embarrassing as such but a doc was checking my coil for me when the nurse suddenly said "why have you got a monkey wrench in your medical bag"

We all started laughing and an internal exam is virtually impossible if the patient is giggling. We had to try and control ourselves while the doc held the speculum steady

Damn I meant "

X

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

Not so much the doctors but I had to have a colonoscopy last year, and anyone who has had one knows how much it makes you fart! So there I am feeling very vulnerable laid in the foetal position whilst some specialist is feeding a huge hose up my arse and I'm looking at the inside of my ricker on a huge screen in HD, and this gorgeous black nurse is there talking to me and reassuring me whilst I'm just constantly blowing out loud, wet from lube farts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Got an errection when the nurse was preparing me for the snip.

You'd have thought the idea of the procedure would have put me off, but nope! Boing! "

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"When he told me that at my age I needed to stop wanking. When I asked him ‘why’? he replied ‘because I’m trying to examine you’ "

You're so bad you're good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last year went for a smear test... nurse was hot she got the instrument in the right place turned round to get some swaps, I coughed a little and the instrument come flying out.. and she looked at me and said someone’s got tight walls.. my face was bright red I’ve never been so quick to put my closed on.

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By *isAdventure69Woman
over a year ago

Hampshire

I went to the osteopath for tendinitis in both my ankles wearing cropped combat trousers , he handed me a gown and told me to remove the trousers ... I never wear knickers

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"Mystique is circumcised "

I am now after you bit it off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My very first appointment with my new lady GP, and she decided to give me a digital prostate examination. On leaving I had to bite down on my automatic urge to say 'Lovely to meet you'..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I had the snip, I was informed that the operation would be observed by a pretty large student class. Nothing like a group of 20-somethinhs in uniform to get the nerves going....

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By *ntrepid ExplorersCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

Not embarrassing. Nor a doctor... But...

I'm doing 1:1 physio currently and the other week we were meant to be going to the gym to do some weights things. But it was the bank holiday, so they were shut. So to... fill the time?... he gave me a lower back massage instead, as it hurts a lot. And then suddenly he started using a wand on me. For actual real massage. Really took me by surprise, and sent my mind wandering. Didn't think any wand had actually ever been used for it's intended job before!

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london

I went to the doctor and explained to him that every time I drank a cup of tea I would feel a stabbing pain in my eye. He told me to remove the teaspoon from the cup next time I made myself a cuppa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wasn't embarrassed, but having the mirena coil fitted I was so nervous about having my cervix clamped my foof kept pushing the speculum out. It happened 3 times before I could relax properly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having a stepular put up my bum to have a look at my piles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Having a stepular put up my bum to have a look at my piles "

Yes this really happened

And all i can say is how on earth do some of you like anal ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not so much the doctors but I had to have a colonoscopy last year, and anyone who has had one knows how much it makes you fart! So there I am feeling very vulnerable laid in the foetal position whilst some specialist is feeding a huge hose up my arse and I'm looking at the inside of my ricker on a huge screen in HD, and this gorgeous black nurse is there talking to me and reassuring me whilst I'm just constantly blowing out loud, wet from lube farts "
I had this done a few years ago on a the way back to the car every time I took a step I farted by the time I got to the car I was in bits from laughing so much

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By *awtypair20777Couple
over a year ago

Dublin

When I abit younger I was going to get a vasectomy. First I had to have a chat with the doctor before we went to have the surgery. The female doctor was a least 20 years my senior. So my wife at the time and myself went in for the chat and at the end of the chat she said she had to examine me. I opened my jeans and the doctor had a good feel of my balls and the obvious happened. My ex-wife couldn't stop laughing but the female doctor actually had a stroke of my cock before she confirmed everything is ok

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

Mine would trump all of yours..

It involved a vibrator pushed in too deep by a girlfriend ( yes a girl, no not my wife)

Had to have serious surgery to have it removed, even thought I may need a colostomy

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By *iddle ManMan
over a year ago

Walsall

The inappropriate hard on is always guaranteed, especially when the person examining is even mildly attractive

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