FabSwingers.com forum: Smile

By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Smile and the world smiles with you.

Wank in a pair of Wellington boots whilst listening to the Archers and apparently you’re a bit odd.

I think I’ll go for a smile. Have a smile from me folks.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well it depends where your walking and listening to the archers

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Smile and the world smiles with you.

Wank in a pair of Wellington boots whilst listening to the Archers and apparently you’re a bit odd.

I think I’ll go for a smile. Have a smile from me folks.

Thanks fiddles, I’ll take a smile x

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *usman 199Man
over a year ago

Stockport

Morning all I will be smiling soon going for a singing lesson going and I stress going to try and do Kenny Rodgers the gambler cheesy but fun xx

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smiles are needed. Not been enough reasons for me to pay couple of weeks.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Morning all I will be smiling soon going for a singing lesson going and I stress going to try and do Kenny Rodgers the gambler cheesy but fun xx"

Love a bit of Kenny! Can you do Ruby?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Smile and the world smiles with you.

Wank in a pair of Wellington boots whilst listening to the Archers and apparently you’re a bit odd.

I think I’ll go for a smile. Have a smile from me folks.

Thanks fiddles, I’ll take a smile x

They’re nice undies your rocking there Ang.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big massive smile from sunny Walsall

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Her x

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

I need a cup to smile

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Smile and the world smiles with you.

Wank in a pair of Wellington boots whilst listening to the Archers and apparently you’re a bit odd.

I think I’ll go for a smile. Have a smile from me folks.

Thanks fiddles, I’ll take a smile x

They’re nice undies your rocking there Ang. "

Thanks x

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello!!!

My package of books have arrived and I’m smiling as I smell them. New books have the most divine scent.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Hello!!!

My package of books have arrived and I’m smiling as I smell them. New books have the most divine scent."

Oh, don't they just!!

Books are the best

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"Hello!!!

My package of books have arrived and I’m smiling as I smell them. New books have the most divine scent."

One of my favourite smells. An e-book just doesn’t do it for me

J x

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Wellie wanking .. now there’s a thing

Say cheeseeee

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello!!!

My package of books have arrived and I’m smiling as I smell them. New books have the most divine scent."

Did I smell books?

What have you got? I love browsing other people's bookshelves.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

"Smile and the world smiles with you.

Wank in a pair of Wellington boots whilst listening to the Archers and apparently you’re a bit odd.

I think I’ll go for a smile. Have a smile from me folks.

Do you mean wanking into or wanking whilst wearing wellington boots?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Hello!!!

My package of books have arrived and I’m smiling as I smell them. New books have the most divine scent.

One of my favourite smells. An e-book just doesn’t do it for me

J x"

I know!!! They're an offence to all that is decent

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

I definitely need a smile or two x

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wellie wanking .. now there’s a thing

Say cheeseeee

Wily winking willy welly wanking

(I only do rainbows for you).

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"I definitely need a smile or two x"

Aw, sweetie. Here's a smile

and a big hug

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *usman 199Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Morning all I will be smiling soon going for a singing lesson going and I stress going to try and do Kenny Rodgers the gambler cheesy but fun xx

Love a bit of Kenny! Can you do Ruby? "
morning my friend never thought about Ruby if I have time may give it a go only get an hour sounds a lot but fly by xx

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Wellie wanking .. now there’s a thing

Say cheeseeee

Wily winking willy welly wanking

(I only do rainbows for you)."

I (heart) that you do

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Morning all I will be smiling soon going for a singing lesson going and I stress going to try and do Kenny Rodgers the gambler cheesy but fun xx

Love a bit of Kenny! Can you do Ruby? morning my friend never thought about Ruby if I have time may give it a go only get an hour sounds a lot but fly by xx"

All together now...

You've painted up your lips and

Rolled & curled your tinted hair.

Ruby are you contemplating going out somewhere?

I'm so happy now

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello!!!

My package of books have arrived and I’m smiling as I smell them. New books have the most divine scent.

Oh, don't they just!!

Books are the best

You can smell them now, can’t you? Heavenly.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Hello!!!

My package of books have arrived and I’m smiling as I smell them. New books have the most divine scent.

Oh, don't they just!!

Books are the best

You can smell them now, can’t you? Heavenly."

I'm licking my bookcase as we speak

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *usman 199Man
over a year ago

Stockport

Voluntary I am smiling like mad it is so easy to cheer yourself up looking and singing the lyrics brilliant I.think u can be my dollie parton xxxxx

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello!!!

My package of books have arrived and I’m smiling as I smell them. New books have the most divine scent.

One of my favourite smells. An e-book just doesn’t do it for me

J x"

It’s the weight and feel of the book as well. That sound as the page turns....

E-books are great for travelling and that instant gratification when want to read something NOW, I must admit

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *usman 199Man
over a year ago

Stockport

Sorry volupta xx

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello!!!

My package of books have arrived and I’m smiling as I smell them. New books have the most divine scent.

Did I smell books?

What have you got? I love browsing other people's bookshelves."

I got a few. I’ve listed a couple in the Book readers thread. Nose around in there. Plenty of good reads that I’ve taken not of for my next order.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Hello!!!

My package of books have arrived and I’m smiling as I smell them. New books have the most divine scent.

One of my favourite smells. An e-book just doesn’t do it for me

J x

It’s the weight and feel of the book as well. That sound as the page turns....

E-books are great for travelling and that instant gratification when want to read something NOW, I must admit"

NO! Sharedow. You must never EVER use an e-book. It is beneath you & disrespectful to the book. You need punishing!! X

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello!!!

My package of books have arrived and I’m smiling as I smell them. New books have the most divine scent.

One of my favourite smells. An e-book just doesn’t do it for me

J x

I know!!! They're an offence to all that is decent

Now, now Red. Tame that fiery redheadness......

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Voluntary I am smiling like mad it is so easy to cheer yourself up looking and singing the lyrics brilliant I.think u can be my dollie parton xxxxx"

Isn't it just?

I love to sing, but thank god I live on my own. Cos I really ain't great....

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I definitely need a smile or two x"

Come join me.....I have coffee, tea, juices, water still and sparkling. Lots of biscuits and junk food in general. I have new books.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Hello!!!

My package of books have arrived and I’m smiling as I smell them. New books have the most divine scent.

One of my favourite smells. An e-book just doesn’t do it for me

J x

I know!!! They're an offence to all that is decent

Now, now Red. Tame that fiery redheadness......

I can't. I get so angry. It's like drinking champagne out of plastic cup

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello!!!

My package of books have arrived and I’m smiling as I smell them. New books have the most divine scent.

Oh, don't they just!!

Books are the best

You can smell them now, can’t you? Heavenly.

I'm licking my bookcase as we speak

You HAVE gone off your rocker. Must have been the weekend!!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello!!!

My package of books have arrived and I’m smiling as I smell them. New books have the most divine scent.

One of my favourite smells. An e-book just doesn’t do it for me

J x

It’s the weight and feel of the book as well. That sound as the page turns....

E-books are great for travelling and that instant gratification when want to read something NOW, I must admit

NO! Sharedow. You must never EVER use an e-book. It is beneath you & disrespectful to the book. You need punishing!! X"

The only time I've used an e-reader is when my glasses prescription needed changing and I didn't go to the opticians. I took advantage of the make the font bigger function.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello!!!

My package of books have arrived and I’m smiling as I smell them. New books have the most divine scent.

One of my favourite smells. An e-book just doesn’t do it for me

J x

I know!!! They're an offence to all that is decent

Now, now Red. Tame that fiery redheadness......

I can't. I get so angry. It's like drinking champagne out of plastic cup

Here, have another whiff of new book smell......there, there.

* quickly hides E-book away whilst she’s still high on said smell. *

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 19/05/21 11:39:22]

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello!!!

My package of books have arrived and I’m smiling as I smell them. New books have the most divine scent.

One of my favourite smells. An e-book just doesn’t do it for me

J x

It’s the weight and feel of the book as well. That sound as the page turns....

E-books are great for travelling and that instant gratification when want to read something NOW, I must admit

NO! Sharedow. You must never EVER use an e-book. It is beneath you & disrespectful to the book. You need punishing!! X

The only time I've used an e-reader is when my glasses prescription needed changing and I didn't go to the opticians. I took advantage of the make the font bigger function."

They do have their place. I like the convenience of being able to get the book immediately and not having to lug around several book whilst on a journey.

Duck!! Red has come around and she heard me say that!!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Voluntary I am smiling like mad it is so easy to cheer yourself up looking and singing the lyrics brilliant I.think u can be my dollie parton xxxxx

Isn't it just?

I love to sing, but thank god I live on my own. Cos I really ain't great....

Your bum has made me smile.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Hello!!!

My package of books have arrived and I’m smiling as I smell them. New books have the most divine scent.

One of my favourite smells. An e-book just doesn’t do it for me

J x

It’s the weight and feel of the book as well. That sound as the page turns....

E-books are great for travelling and that instant gratification when want to read something NOW, I must admit

NO! Sharedow. You must never EVER use an e-book. It is beneath you & disrespectful to the book. You need punishing!! X

The only time I've used an e-reader is when my glasses prescription needed changing and I didn't go to the opticians. I took advantage of the make the font bigger function."

Ok, ok. I'll forgive you that little lapse. But don't do it again!!!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Voluntary I am smiling like mad it is so easy to cheer yourself up looking and singing the lyrics brilliant I.think u can be my dollie parton xxxxx

Isn't it just?

I love to sing, but thank god I live on my own. Cos I really ain't great....

Your bum has made me smile.

Aw, Fiddles.

Where have you been? I miss you!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Hello!!!

My package of books have arrived and I’m smiling as I smell them. New books have the most divine scent.

One of my favourite smells. An e-book just doesn’t do it for me

J x

I know!!! They're an offence to all that is decent

Now, now Red. Tame that fiery redheadness......

I can't. I get so angry. It's like drinking champagne out of plastic cup

Here, have another whiff of new book smell......there, there.

* quickly hides E-book away whilst she’s still high on said smell. *"

I'm gonna need Jaffa cakes, too....

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Smile and the world gossips about the reason why.

Cry and they gossip about that.

Welly wanking doesn't seem so bad now. At least the gossip would be accurate

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello!!!

My package of books have arrived and I’m smiling as I smell them. New books have the most divine scent.

One of my favourite smells. An e-book just doesn’t do it for me

J x

It’s the weight and feel of the book as well. That sound as the page turns....

E-books are great for travelling and that instant gratification when want to read something NOW, I must admit

NO! Sharedow. You must never EVER use an e-book. It is beneath you & disrespectful to the book. You need punishing!! X

The only time I've used an e-reader is when my glasses prescription needed changing and I didn't go to the opticians. I took advantage of the make the font bigger function.

Ok, ok. I'll forgive you that little lapse. But don't do it again!!!

Phew! Thought I was going to be made to stand in the corner.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Hello!!!

My package of books have arrived and I’m smiling as I smell them. New books have the most divine scent.

One of my favourite smells. An e-book just doesn’t do it for me

J x

I know!!! They're an offence to all that is decent

Now, now Red. Tame that fiery redheadness......

I can't. I get so angry. It's like drinking champagne out of plastic cup

Here, have another whiff of new book smell......there, there.

* quickly hides E-book away whilst she’s still high on said smell. *

I'm gonna need Jaffa cakes, too...."

I have Jaffa Cakes Red

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Hello!!!

My package of books have arrived and I’m smiling as I smell them. New books have the most divine scent.

One of my favourite smells. An e-book just doesn’t do it for me

J x

I know!!! They're an offence to all that is decent

Now, now Red. Tame that fiery redheadness......

I can't. I get so angry. It's like drinking champagne out of plastic cup

Here, have another whiff of new book smell......there, there.

* quickly hides E-book away whilst she’s still high on said smell. *

I'm gonna need Jaffa cakes, too....

I have Jaffa Cakes Red

Oooh, cherry ones?

Come feed me Grumpling. Fatten me up!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Hello!!!

My package of books have arrived and I’m smiling as I smell them. New books have the most divine scent.

One of my favourite smells. An e-book just doesn’t do it for me

J x

It’s the weight and feel of the book as well. That sound as the page turns....

E-books are great for travelling and that instant gratification when want to read something NOW, I must admit

NO! Sharedow. You must never EVER use an e-book. It is beneath you & disrespectful to the book. You need punishing!! X

The only time I've used an e-reader is when my glasses prescription needed changing and I didn't go to the opticians. I took advantage of the make the font bigger function.

Ok, ok. I'll forgive you that little lapse. But don't do it again!!!

Phew! Thought I was going to be made to stand in the corner."

Well, you can if you like....

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Aww fiddles

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

I was smiling - until I saw Jaffa cakes bring mentioned

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Smile...you're on candid camera

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"I was smiling - until I saw Jaffa cakes bring mentioned

What's wrong with Jaffa cakes? Is it cos they're not a biscuit?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Smile...you're on candid camera

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I was smiling - until I saw Jaffa cakes bring mentioned

Wasn’t me

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"I was smiling - until I saw Jaffa cakes bring mentioned

What's wrong with Jaffa cakes? Is it cos they're not a biscuit?

They are evil

They don’t belong in the biscuit aisle

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"I was smiling - until I saw Jaffa cakes bring mentioned

Wasn’t me

For a change! lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"I was smiling - until I saw Jaffa cakes bring mentioned

What's wrong with Jaffa cakes? Is it cos they're not a biscuit?

They are evil

They don’t belong in the biscuit aisle

You're right, Kinky. They don't.

They belong in ma belly

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *usman 199Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Morning all I will be smiling soon going for a singing lesson going and I stress going to try and do Kenny Rodgers the gambler cheesy but fun xx"
just had the singing lesson the gambler by Kenny Rodgers never sounded so good lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Op, note to self - Ddon't go welly chucking with this person!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

Post new Message to Thread