FabSwingers.com forum: Gents, how big is your knob

By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

on the slack?

Love and Peace

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

Haven’t seen a dick thread yet so let’s discuss

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

It’s temperature dependent.

Quite long on a warm day. But if I go for a run in freezing weather it hibernates.

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"It’s temperature dependent.

Quite long on a warm day. But if I go for a run in freezing weather it hibernates. "

How about after you’ve gave it a little shake after pointing Percy at the porcelain?

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over a year ago

"It’s temperature dependent.

Quite long on a warm day. But if I go for a run in freezing weather it hibernates.

How about after you’ve gave it a little shake after pointing Percy at the porcelain? "

How many shakes??

*(Asking on behalf of the Sydney Institution)

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

That would depend on entirely the lady how well she is able to produce it

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

"It’s temperature dependent.

Quite long on a warm day. But if I go for a run in freezing weather it hibernates.

How about after you’ve gave it a little shake after pointing Percy at the porcelain? "

If only I had sky tv in the bathroom I could tell you then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"on the slack?

Love and Peace

Anyone would think you had a thing about them!

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton

Chipolata

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By *entleyladMan
over a year ago

Willenhall

"It’s temperature dependent.

Quite long on a warm day. But if I go for a run in freezing weather it hibernates.

How about after you’ve gave it a little shake after pointing Percy at the porcelain?

How many shakes??

*(Asking on behalf of the Sydney Institution)"

I'd say any more than 4 then your having too much fun

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

"It’s temperature dependent.

Quite long on a warm day. But if I go for a run in freezing weather it hibernates.

How about after you’ve gave it a little shake after pointing Percy at the porcelain? "

Again, temperature dependent

What I've done with it doesn't have much bearing on how adventurous he's feeling on any given day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big enough to create orgasms without even trying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Big enough to create orgasms without even trying

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"It’s temperature dependent.

Quite long on a warm day. But if I go for a run in freezing weather it hibernates.

How about after you’ve gave it a little shake after pointing Percy at the porcelain?

How many shakes??

*(Asking on behalf of the Sydney Institution)"

Anything more than 3 shakes is a wank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s temperature dependent.

Quite long on a warm day. But if I go for a run in freezing weather it hibernates.

How about after you’ve gave it a little shake after pointing Percy at the porcelain?

How many shakes??

*(Asking on behalf of the Sydney Institution)"

Depends on the shaker

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"That would depend on entirely the lady how well she is able to produce it

Ok let’s say she’s a 6

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

About this big *gestures with fingers*

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"It’s temperature dependent.

Quite long on a warm day. But if I go for a run in freezing weather it hibernates.

How about after you’ve gave it a little shake after pointing Percy at the porcelain?

If only I had sky tv in the bathroom I could tell you then. "

How about using an empty cardboard toilet roll

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"on the slack?

Love and Peace

Anyone would think you had a thing about them!

I’ve been conditioned to accept dick threads now unfortunately

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By *ensual 2Couple
over a year ago

Blackpool

Big enough to fill two prams

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Are you after dick pics to wank over?

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By *mooth tongue 4uMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

It’s like a thermometer ,,,, the hotter it gets ,,,, the more it rises

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"About this big *gestures with fingers*"

Really? That small?

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Big enough to fill two prams

Mine must be smaller as it only fills one pram

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Are you after dick pics to wank over?"

Yes, you ladies don’t do anything for me anymore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends on whichever one I decide to use. About from here to there and so big.

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

"About this big *gestures with fingers*

Really? That small?

Hey! You said it was cute

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By *sm265Woman
over a year ago

Shangri-la

"That would depend on entirely the lady how well she is able to produce it

Excellent approach, if she has any complaints about the size you can blame her for not doing a good enough job!

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

I like small ones that grow really big

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Depends on whichever one I decide to use. About from here to there and so big."

Do you have a Worzel Gummidge cock?

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"About this big *gestures with fingers*

Really? That small?

Hey! You said it was cute

I like how it grows in my hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Depends on whichever one I decide to use. About from here to there and so big.

Do you have a Worzel Gummidge cock?

An angry one, a confused one, a happy one and a 'how you doin'?' one.

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I like small ones that grow really big

How big is really big? Make your eyes water big?

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I like small ones that grow really big

How big is really big? Make your eyes water big?

Oh no not really big. I don’t think I’ve experienced REALLY big so not sure. I just like to see them grow or feel them grow in my mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like small ones that grow really big

Dam... was going well until the word "really" lol

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Depends on whichever one I decide to use. About from here to there and so big.

Do you have a Worzel Gummidge cock?

An angry one, a confused one, a happy one and a 'how you doin'?' one."

I’ve just got a sad one

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By *ntrepid ExplorersCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

I'm quite a grower, so nothing to write home about most of the time. Wife delightfully referring to it as a sleeping mouse and won't let me wear see thru boxers to clubs as a result!

When it matters though, that's a different, and broadly slightly above average but not much, story.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I like small ones that grow really big

Dam... was going well until the word "really" lol "

Yeah I should have left the “really” bit out

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton

"I like small ones that grow really big

How big is really big? Make your eyes water big?

Oh no not really big. I don’t think I’ve experienced REALLY big so not sure. I just like to see them grow or feel them grow in my mouth

Well you’ve never seen mine, and thanks to a mutual friend, never will cause she’s a shit wingwoman haha

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I like small ones that grow really big

How big is really big? Make your eyes water big?

Oh no not really big. I don’t think I’ve experienced REALLY big so not sure. I just like to see them grow or feel them grow in my mouth

Interesting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its this big

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I like small ones that grow really big

How big is really big? Make your eyes water big?

Oh no not really big. I don’t think I’ve experienced REALLY big so not sure. I just like to see them grow or feel them grow in my mouth

Well you’ve never seen mine, and thanks to a mutual friend, never will cause she’s a shit wingwoman haha"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like small ones that grow really big

Dam... was going well until the word "really" lol

Yeah I should have left the “really” bit out

What about changing it to "marginally" lol

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I like small ones that grow really big

How big is really big? Make your eyes water big?

Oh no not really big. I don’t think I’ve experienced REALLY big so not sure. I just like to see them grow or feel them grow in my mouth

Thank you. I’m slightly bigger now after reading this

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Not sure of the size but it’s shiny

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I like small ones that grow really big

How big is really big? Make your eyes water big?

Oh no not really big. I don’t think I’ve experienced REALLY big so not sure. I just like to see them grow or feel them grow in my mouth

Thank you. I’m slightly bigger now after reading this

you’re welcome. I’m here to please

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I'm quite a grower, so nothing to write home about most of the time. Wife delightfully referring to it as a sleeping mouse and won't let me wear see thru boxers to clubs as a result!

When it matters though, that's a different, and broadly slightly above average but not much, story."

So it looks like a walnut whip then?

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Its this big

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Not this big then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines 10 inches flaccid and all the bitches love it

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Not sure of the size but it’s shiny

Ooohhh yes, I see it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not long enough

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

So basically OP you want to know if a guy is a shower or a grower

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Mines 10 inches flaccid and all the bitches love it

Is it girthy though?

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

"About this big *gestures with fingers*

Really? That small?

Hey! You said it was cute

I like how it grows in my hand

The extra inch must please you a lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is 7" but girthy!

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"So basically OP you want to know if a guy is a shower or a grower

No, we never talk about floppy knobs. They spend most of their lives floppy so let’s embrace them.

#sizedoesnotmatter

#yesitdoeswhoamikidding

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"So basically OP you want to know if a guy is a shower or a grower

No, we never talk about floppy knobs. They spend most of their lives floppy so let’s embrace them.

#sizedoesnotmatter

#yesitdoeswhoamikidding

Haha nothing wrong with a floppy, watching them come out of hibernation is one of my fascinations

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"So basically OP you want to know if a guy is a shower or a grower

No, we never talk about floppy knobs. They spend most of their lives floppy so let’s embrace them.

#sizedoesnotmatter

#yesitdoeswhoamikidding

Haha nothing wrong with a floppy, watching them come out of hibernation is one of my fascinations

The winters are very long these days

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By *edbath 5Man
over a year ago

london

Small as 1” biggest it gets is 3”

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By *ntrepid ExplorersCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

"I'm quite a grower, so nothing to write home about most of the time. Wife delightfully referring to it as a sleeping mouse and won't let me wear see thru boxers to clubs as a result!

When it matters though, that's a different, and broadly slightly above average but not much, story.

So it looks like a walnut whip then?

ah no no, perfectly respectable, just has huge potential most of the time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm quite a grower, so nothing to write home about most of the time. Wife delightfully referring to it as a sleeping mouse and won't let me wear see thru boxers to clubs as a result!

When it matters though, that's a different, and broadly slightly above average but not much, story.

So it looks like a walnut whip then?

Even walnut whips need love!

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Small as 1” biggest it gets is 3”

It’s the tip that does the most damage

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I'm quite a grower, so nothing to write home about most of the time. Wife delightfully referring to it as a sleeping mouse and won't let me wear see thru boxers to clubs as a result!

When it matters though, that's a different, and broadly slightly above average but not much, story.

So it looks like a walnut whip then?

ah no no, perfectly respectable, just has huge potential most of the time."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"on the slack?

Love and Peace

Anyone would think you had a thing about them!

I’ve been conditioned to accept dick now unfortunately

I knew it!!

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I'm quite a grower, so nothing to write home about most of the time. Wife delightfully referring to it as a sleeping mouse and won't let me wear see thru boxers to clubs as a result!

When it matters though, that's a different, and broadly slightly above average but not much, story.

So it looks like a walnut whip then?

Even walnut whips need love!"

Do you like walnut whips?

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"on the slack?

Love and Peace

Anyone would think you had a thing about them!

I’ve been conditioned to accept dick now unfortunately

I knew it!!

I like the two knobs in your avatar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I'll speak on my hubby's behalf and say on the slack he's bigger than some in full action mode

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"on the slack?

Love and Peace

Anyone would think you had a thing about them!

I’ve been conditioned to accept dick now unfortunately

I knew it!!

I like the two knobs in your avatar

Well you are only human!

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

I’m massive. I can squeeze it in a smarties tube

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

HUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEE!!!!

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Well I'll speak on my hubby's behalf and say on the slack he's bigger than some in full action mode

So he’s a show’er then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask your Mum

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I’m massive. I can squeeze it in a smarties tube "

Most bumholes start of smaller than a smarties tube orifice anyway

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Ask your Mum "

Yes Dad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines a grower rather than a show'er. I think I'd prefer it the other way round for attending clubs etc and gym showers but does the job well enough when I get going so on reflection, I'll keep it. M

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

"I like small ones that grow really big

How big is really big? Make your eyes water big?

Oh no not really big. I don’t think I’ve experienced REALLY big so not sure. I just like to see them grow or feel them grow in my mouth

Well you’ve never seen mine, and thanks to a mutual friend, never will cause she’s a shit wingwoman haha"

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

I love my fellas penis!! It’s the perfect size, shape and everything.

Best penis ever!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

9+ inches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice try

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a grower not a shower!!.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's depends on many things. Time of day outside temperature and air pressure etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aftwr a cold wet ride on the bicycle its an inny

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I love my fellas penis!! It’s the perfect size, shape and everything.

Best penis ever!!!!

Ever? Forever ever?

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Nice try

Thank you for your penis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unfortunately not big enough

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Aftwr a cold wet ride on the bicycle its an inny

Ah, so you have a mangina

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not big enough to be confident enough to strip bollock naked in gym changing rooms etc and walk around swinging it about

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"on the slack?

Love and Peace

Let me see yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hot day almost full length. Cold day it might as well be a vagina.

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton

"I love my fellas penis!! It’s the perfect size, shape and everything.

Best penis ever!!!!

Meh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a female this is fascinating

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"As a female this is fascinating

Don't mean "as a 'pervert' this is fascinating"?

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"on the slack?

Love and Peace

Let me see yours "

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

How do you polish your knob

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not big enough according to fu### Tracey cox

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How do you polish your knob

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with my hand normally. He's a lazy fucker

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"How do you polish your knob

With her mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s so small I should qualify for a disabled parking space!

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

local, but not too local

Dwarfed by my balls.

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Not big enough according to fu### Tracey cox

She wouldn’t like it up her arse sideways

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"I like small ones that grow really big

How big is really big? Make your eyes water big?

Oh no not really big. I don’t think I’ve experienced REALLY big so not sure. I just like to see them grow or feel them grow in my mouth

Love this. Will be requesting it this weekend.

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