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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If I was their manager I would tell them that VAR is the first step on the road to extreme surveillance of football pitches all around the country.

That it stands for Visual Audio Recording

That they are certainly keeping tabs on you!

Might affect their performance!

Were actually being watched!

Here's to the future...tonight...when it is claimed they will be being watched...by fewer people than they were being watched by before.

Hence the increase in VAR.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The truth is out there. Keep 'em peeled. Let's be careful out there.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The truth is out there. Keep 'em peeled. Let's be careful out there."
The truth is way out there...and Hill St Blues is closed for repairs!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The truth is out there. Keep 'em peeled. Let's be careful out there."
A fine team talk!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The truth is out there. Keep 'em peeled. Let's be careful out there. The truth is way out there...and Hill St Blues is closed for repairs!"

I've got the theme tune playing in my head

https://youtu.be/Je2fGzKiqRM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I was their manager I would tell them that VAR is the first step on the road to extreme surveillance of football pitches all around the country.

That it stands for Visual Audio Recording

That they are certainly keeping tabs on you!

Might affect their performance!

Were actually being watched!

Here's to the future...tonight...when it is claimed they will be being watched...by fewer people than they were being watched by before.

Hence the increase in VAR."

Wrong. It was copied from rugby league

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The truth is out there. Keep 'em peeled. Let's be careful out there. The truth is way out there...and Hill St Blues is closed for repairs!

I've got the theme tune playing in my head

https://youtu.be/Je2fGzKiqRM"

Add that to a motivational before match soundtrack!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If I was their manager I would tell them that VAR is the first step on the road to extreme surveillance of football pitches all around the country.

That it stands for Visual Audio Recording

That they are certainly keeping tabs on you!

Might affect their performance!

Were actually being watched!

Here's to the future...tonight...when it is claimed they will be being watched...by fewer people than they were being watched by before.

Hence the increase in VAR.

Wrong. It was copied from rugby league "

So all those fist fights involving Andy Gregory....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The truth is out there. Keep 'em peeled. Let's be careful out there. The truth is way out there...and Hill St Blues is closed for repairs!

I've got the theme tune playing in my head

https://youtu.be/Je2fGzKiqRM Add that to a motivational before match soundtrack!"

I have no idea what this thread is about but I seem to be having am impact. Enjoyable nonetheless.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If I was their manager I would tell them that VAR is the first step on the road to extreme surveillance of football pitches all around the country.

That it stands for Visual Audio Recording

That they are certainly keeping tabs on you!

Might affect their performance!

Were actually being watched!

Here's to the future...tonight...when it is claimed they will be being watched...by fewer people than they were being watched by before.

Hence the increase in VAR.

Wrong. It was copied from rugby league So all those fist fights involving Andy Gregory...."

...are to blame?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The truth is out there. Keep 'em peeled. Let's be careful out there. The truth is way out there...and Hill St Blues is closed for repairs!

I've got the theme tune playing in my head

https://youtu.be/Je2fGzKiqRM Add that to a motivational before match soundtrack!

I have no idea what this thread is about but I seem to be having am impact. Enjoyable nonetheless."

Your pre-match musical motivational offering will be supplied to Rugby league teams who seem to be blamed for the increased surveillance.

Cool music for those cool cats (sneer)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The truth is out there. Keep 'em peeled. Let's be careful out there. A fine team talk!"
...In fact more suited to those health-care specialists at Rugby League!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The truth is out there. Keep 'em peeled. Let's be careful out there. A fine team talk!...In fact more suited to those health-care specialists at Rugby League!"

Explain

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The truth is out there. Keep 'em peeled. Let's be careful out there. A fine team talk!...In fact more suited to those health-care specialists at Rugby League!

Explain "

Since the sport has introduced such measures as jumping in very quickly to stop a good old ruck alongside other more sane measures of health care involving tackling and concussions..I call them health specialists who need to keep their eyes peeled for big hits.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The truth is out there. Keep 'em peeled. Let's be careful out there. A fine team talk!...In fact more suited to those health-care specialists at Rugby League!

Explain Since the sport has introduced such measures as jumping in very quickly to stop a good old ruck alongside other more sane measures of health care involving tackling and concussions..I call them health specialists who need to keep their eyes peeled for big hits."

...ruck as in punch-up.

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london

The TV cameras have been doing it for years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The truth is out there. Keep 'em peeled. Let's be careful out there. A fine team talk!...In fact more suited to those health-care specialists at Rugby League!

Explain Since the sport has introduced such measures as jumping in very quickly to stop a good old ruck alongside other more sane measures of health care involving tackling and concussions..I call them health specialists who need to keep their eyes peeled for big hits."

Rucks aren’t rugby league

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The truth is out there. Keep 'em peeled. Let's be careful out there. A fine team talk!...In fact more suited to those health-care specialists at Rugby League!

Explain Since the sport has introduced such measures as jumping in very quickly to stop a good old ruck alongside other more sane measures of health care involving tackling and concussions..I call them health specialists who need to keep their eyes peeled for big hits.

Rucks aren’t rugby league "

Rucks as in punch up (local slang)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The TV cameras have been doing it for years"
They have been watching and recording yes, but without the power to act unless you were an obvious thug like Vinny.

Var misses nothing...I say it's increased surveillance.

Designed to cause sleepness nights!

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Shit, our mission has been compromised, execute plan b

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The truth is out there. Keep 'em peeled. Let's be careful out there. A fine team talk!...In fact more suited to those health-care specialists at Rugby League!

Explain Since the sport has introduced such measures as jumping in very quickly to stop a good old ruck alongside other more sane measures of health care involving tackling and concussions..I call them health specialists who need to keep their eyes peeled for big hits.

Rucks aren’t rugby league Rucks as in punch up (local slang)"

I have watched bits of Rugby League since the days of Lee Crooks and David Topliss at Hull.

Ellery Hanley and Martin Offiah at Wigan too.

Union too since the days of JPR and JJ Williams...Gareth Edwards and Phil Bennett.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The truth is out there. Keep 'em peeled. Let's be careful out there. A fine team talk!...In fact more suited to those health-care specialists at Rugby League!

Explain Since the sport has introduced such measures as jumping in very quickly to stop a good old ruck alongside other more sane measures of health care involving tackling and concussions..I call them health specialists who need to keep their eyes peeled for big hits.

Rucks aren’t rugby league Rucks as in punch up (local slang) I have watched bits of Rugby League since the days of Lee Crooks and David Topliss at Hull.

Ellery Hanley and Martin Offiah at Wigan too.

Union too since the days of JPR and JJ Williams...Gareth Edwards and Phil Bennett.

"

And still rucks are union. I played it for my county all my life until 5 years ago...just Google ruck tackles

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Shit, our mission has been compromised, execute plan b"
Add this to a half-time team talk for a rugby league team somewhere...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shit, our mission has been compromised, execute plan b Add this to a half-time team talk for a rugby league team somewhere..."

So ignore that you are wrong...bless

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The truth is out there. Keep 'em peeled. Let's be careful out there. A fine team talk!...In fact more suited to those health-care specialists at Rugby League!

Explain Since the sport has introduced such measures as jumping in very quickly to stop a good old ruck alongside other more sane measures of health care involving tackling and concussions..I call them health specialists who need to keep their eyes peeled for big hits.

Rucks aren’t rugby league Rucks as in punch up (local slang) I have watched bits of Rugby League since the days of Lee Crooks and David Topliss at Hull.

Ellery Hanley and Martin Offiah at Wigan too.

Union too since the days of JPR and JJ Williams...Gareth Edwards and Phil Bennett.

And still rucks are union. I played it for my county all my life until 5 years ago...just Google ruck tackles "

I use rucks as in the term punch up...have you never heard of having a ruck?

I know Rugby Union...watched it for years...John Carleton, Fran Wheeler, Scott Hasting and brother Gareth...those names ring a bell?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Shit, our mission has been compromised, execute plan b Add this to a half-time team talk for a rugby league team somewhere...

So ignore that you are wrong...bless"

No ignore the way I am using the term and my clarifying it to you.

I knew you were trying to catch me out from day one.

But I have watched so much Rugby League it's funny.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If I was their manager I would tell them that VAR is the first step on the road to extreme surveillance of football pitches all around the country.

That it stands for Visual Audio Recording

That they are certainly keeping tabs on you!

Might affect their performance!

Were actually being watched!

Here's to the future...tonight...when it is claimed they will be being watched...by fewer people than they were being watched by before.

Hence the increase in VAR.

Wrong. It was copied from rugby league "

Did I say it was the first?

This is in reference to football.

So I am wrong about what?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Shit, our mission has been compromised, execute plan b Add this to a half-time team talk for a rugby league team somewhere...

So ignore that you are wrong...bless"

I will leave the fab court of inquiry to judge between us to see who is being upfront and who is not.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Shit, our mission has been compromised, execute plan b Add this to a half-time team talk for a rugby league team somewhere...

So ignore that you are wrong...blessNo ignore the way I am using the term and my clarifying it to you.

I knew you were trying to catch me out from day one.

But I have watched so much Rugby League it's funny."

But admittedly stopped around the the days of Kevin Iro a bit into his career.

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch


"Shit, our mission has been compromised, execute plan b Add this to a half-time team talk for a rugby league team somewhere...

So ignore that you are wrong...bless I will leave the fab court of inquiry to judge between us to see who is being upfront and who is not."

Upfront about what?

I've read this whole thread, and as usual with your stuff, I have absolutely no idea what it is you're trying to say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shit, our mission has been compromised, execute plan b Add this to a half-time team talk for a rugby league team somewhere...

So ignore that you are wrong...bless I will leave the fab court of inquiry to judge between us to see who is being upfront and who is not.

Upfront about what?

I've read this whole thread, and as usual with your stuff, I have absolutely no idea what it is you're trying to say"

Phew. Not just me thinking that then

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Shit, our mission has been compromised, execute plan b Add this to a half-time team talk for a rugby league team somewhere...

So ignore that you are wrong...blessNo ignore the way I am using the term and my clarifying it to you.

I knew you were trying to catch me out from day one.

But I have watched so much Rugby League it's funny. But admittedly stopped around the the days of Kevin Iro a bit into his career.

Off topic. You blagg a lot. Like your profile pics "

Not off topic...funny how the word you said I used falsely like I didn't know rules and the like is a slang word for fighting...you have a conspiracy right there!

My profile pics are all me baby!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shit, our mission has been compromised, execute plan b Add this to a half-time team talk for a rugby league team somewhere...

So ignore that you are wrong...blessNo ignore the way I am using the term and my clarifying it to you.

I knew you were trying to catch me out from day one.

But I have watched so much Rugby League it's funny. But admittedly stopped around the the days of Kevin Iro a bit into his career.

Off topic. You blagg a lot. Like your profile pics Not off topic...funny how the word you said I used falsely like I didn't know rules and the like is a slang word for fighting...you have a conspiracy right there!

My profile pics are all me baby!"

So on topic. Does your thread topic steam from rugby league... simple question

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Shit, our mission has been compromised, execute plan b Add this to a half-time team talk for a rugby league team somewhere...

So ignore that you are wrong...blessNo ignore the way I am using the term and my clarifying it to you.

I knew you were trying to catch me out from day one.

But I have watched so much Rugby League it's funny. But admittedly stopped around the the days of Kevin Iro a bit into his career.

Off topic. You blagg a lot. Like your profile pics Not off topic...funny how the word you said I used falsely like I didn't know rules and the like is a slang word for fighting...you have a conspiracy right there!

My profile pics are all me baby!

So on topic. Does your thread topic steam from rugby league... simple question "

Great question: Is it relevant who first stopped games to make off-field decisions?

Did I in any way mention that football was the first to do so?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shit, our mission has been compromised, execute plan b Add this to a half-time team talk for a rugby league team somewhere...

So ignore that you are wrong...blessNo ignore the way I am using the term and my clarifying it to you.

I knew you were trying to catch me out from day one.

But I have watched so much Rugby League it's funny. But admittedly stopped around the the days of Kevin Iro a bit into his career.

Off topic. You blagg a lot. Like your profile pics Not off topic...funny how the word you said I used falsely like I didn't know rules and the like is a slang word for fighting...you have a conspiracy right there!

My profile pics are all me baby!

So on topic. Does your thread topic steam from rugby league... simple question Great question: Is it relevant who first stopped games to make off-field decisions?

Did I in any way mention that football was the first to do so?

"

“It’s the future” I said it’s really not, been around many many years in rugby league, then you spit ya dummy out. Poor boy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Shit, our mission has been compromised, execute plan b Add this to a half-time team talk for a rugby league team somewhere...

So ignore that you are wrong...bless I will leave the fab court of inquiry to judge between us to see who is being upfront and who is not.

Upfront about what?

I've read this whole thread, and as usual with your stuff, I have absolutely no idea what it is you're trying to say"

I'm not trying to say anything but just having (my own fun) being extreme in my start and taking something to absurd lengths using football to do it.

Nowt complex!

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch


"Shit, our mission has been compromised, execute plan b Add this to a half-time team talk for a rugby league team somewhere...

So ignore that you are wrong...bless I will leave the fab court of inquiry to judge between us to see who is being upfront and who is not.

Upfront about what?

I've read this whole thread, and as usual with your stuff, I have absolutely no idea what it is you're trying to say I'm not trying to say anything but just having (my own fun) being extreme in my start and taking something to absurd lengths using football to do it.

Nowt complex!

"

So it's utter bollocks then?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Shit, our mission has been compromised, execute plan b Add this to a half-time team talk for a rugby league team somewhere...

So ignore that you are wrong...blessNo ignore the way I am using the term and my clarifying it to you.

I knew you were trying to catch me out from day one.

But I have watched so much Rugby League it's funny. But admittedly stopped around the the days of Kevin Iro a bit into his career.

Off topic. You blagg a lot. Like your profile pics Not off topic...funny how the word you said I used falsely like I didn't know rules and the like is a slang word for fighting...you have a conspiracy right there!

My profile pics are all me baby!

So on topic. Does your thread topic steam from rugby league... simple question Great question: Is it relevant who first stopped games to make off-field decisions?

Did I in any way mention that football was the first to do so?

“It’s the future” I said it’s really not, been around many many years in rugby league, then you spit ya dummy out. Poor boy"

I've been given the nod about you and it seems you got out of bed on the wrong side today.

Picking fights here and the like?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Shit, our mission has been compromised, execute plan b Add this to a half-time team talk for a rugby league team somewhere...

So ignore that you are wrong...bless I will leave the fab court of inquiry to judge between us to see who is being upfront and who is not.

Upfront about what?

I've read this whole thread, and as usual with your stuff, I have absolutely no idea what it is you're trying to say I'm not trying to say anything but just having (my own fun) being extreme in my start and taking something to absurd lengths using football to do it.

Nowt complex!

So it's utter bollocks then?"

Yes exactly!

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london

I think we might need VAR for this thread to check who started this RUCK

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By *lymanMan
over a year ago

PLYMOUTH

Conspiracy theorising is in itself a Conspiracy or am i just conspiring

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Shit, our mission has been compromised, execute plan b Add this to a half-time team talk for a rugby league team somewhere...

So ignore that you are wrong...blessNo ignore the way I am using the term and my clarifying it to you.

I knew you were trying to catch me out from day one.

But I have watched so much Rugby League it's funny. But admittedly stopped around the the days of Kevin Iro a bit into his career.

Off topic. You blagg a lot. Like your profile pics Not off topic...funny how the word you said I used falsely like I didn't know rules and the like is a slang word for fighting...you have a conspiracy right there!

My profile pics are all me baby!

So on topic. Does your thread topic steam from rugby league... simple question Great question: Is it relevant who first stopped games to make off-field decisions?

Did I in any way mention that football was the first to do so?

“It’s the future” I said it’s really not, been around many many years in rugby league, then you spit ya dummy out. Poor boy"

Here's to the future...which is tonight...my team Burnley is playing Liverpool being watched by a real audience but in fewer numbers than before say pre-covid.

It's real mixed in with bullshit!

You have a good day.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I actually love Rugby League it's a great game! I was having a laugh!!

I know the tribalness!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think we might need VAR for this thread to check who started this RUCK"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Conspiracy theorising is in itself a Conspiracy or am i just conspiring "
God knows

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