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What two things should never be done at the same time?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What two things in your eyes, should never be done at the same time?

Elvis did a prime example by eating while on the toilet.

Any others?

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By *omtom7Man
over a year ago

Tralee

Farting and kissing

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Farting and kissing "

Ha ha that kiss made her eyes sting

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Wanking and juggling chainsaws

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Eating and sleeping

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Wanking and juggling chainsaws"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wanking and juggling chainsaws"

Imagine that on Britain’s got talent haha

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By *95867Man
over a year ago

Devon

Cough and fart,you're gonna shit yourself for sure.

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By *rad670Man
over a year ago

South Lakes

Male nudist hedge cutting.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Eating and sleeping "

Is that possible without choking?

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Grilling a steak while naked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chopping chilli and wanking.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Get d*unk and text your ex

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Talking and eating

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By *ersey GirlCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

Pick your nose while crashing your car

R

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Eating and sleeping

Is that possible without choking?"

My whole point dont do it

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Putting your wig on with huge nails

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Grilling a steak while naked

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Done that, it was fun, those hot spits of fat make it interesting

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Receiving a blow job whilst driving.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Giving him a wank whilst waiting for your nail varnish to dry.

Hairy nailed nightmare.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Wank while frying bacon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Giving him a wank whilst waiting for your nail varnish to dry.

Hairy nailed nightmare."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Putting a tampax in whilst smoking a fag.

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

nottingham


"Putting a tampax in whilst smoking a fag. "

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"Receiving a blow job whilst driving. "

Guilty of that! Fortunately no consequences....with the exception of having been seen by a trucker who flashed the thumbs up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shag your Mrs from behind and whisper her sisters name in her ear

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Shag your Mrs from behind and whisper her sisters name in her ear "

Get out

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Shag your Mrs from behind and whisper her sisters name in her ear "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Twins

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere


"Grilling a steak while naked

Done that, it was fun, those hot spits of fat make it interesting "

, you’re brave

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Tree trimming naked

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

Opening your front door with only your boxers on....( I did apologise to the post woman.)

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Tonbridge

Playing the trumpet while suffering from diarrhea.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Playing the trumpet while suffering from diarrhea. "

What about doing a heavy deadlift while suffering from diarrhoea

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials


"Eating and sleeping "

What about sleepwalkers?

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Having sex and checking your messages

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By *asques and boxersCouple
over a year ago

Ashford and dept16

Back door to front door ok other way round but never back to front!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eat chillies whilst putting contact lenses in

Her x

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Cooking sausages in the buff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fencing and fencing

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By *andR510Couple
over a year ago

Wisbech

Sneezing and farming. The cramp in the nutsack is quite excruciating.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take laxatives and sleeping pills

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Anal and farting (unless it floats your boat )

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