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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Have you ever weighed yourself, wondered why you’ve put on weight, then remembered you’ve left your glass butt plug in ?

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By *he rover returnedWoman
over a year ago

xxx

Once a week at least

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol I can't say I'd be thinking of weighing myself in that moment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, just yesterday in fact. It was a whole 3 extra pounds.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What goddam size glass plug would make a difference lol

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

I once weighed myself, was horrified by the dial, then realised I had my handbag (aka rucksack aka kitchen sink) over my shoulder....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yes, just yesterday in fact. It was a whole 3 extra pounds. "

They don’t mention that in the diet books.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes, just yesterday in fact. It was a whole 3 extra pounds.

They don’t mention that in the diet books."

A gross oversight in my opinion. I'll be writing to my MP.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I weighed myself once thought I’d put on 3 stone overnight, but then I remembered I slept with my rucksack on to save time getting ready for work in the morning.

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Never mind the glass butt plug, you should feel how heavy the anal hook is!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Once a week at least "

There’s a lot of it about, that’s why I thought I’d mention it.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"I weighed myself once thought I’d put on 3 stone overnight, but then I remembered I slept with my rucksack on to save time getting ready for work in the morning. "

Doesn't everyone?

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

Ahhh. That explains it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I weighed myself once thought I’d put on 3 stone overnight, but then I remembered I slept with my rucksack on to save time getting ready for work in the morning.

Doesn't everyone? "

A lot of it about.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unfortunately my dislike of butt plugs means I am just getting fatter

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By *acDreamyMan
over a year ago

Wirral

Don't try steel then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once weighed myself, was horrified by the dial, then realised I had my handbag (aka rucksack aka kitchen sink) over my shoulder...."

Can you message me please I really need to ask you a question

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

I just blame the differential gravity situation in my kitchen. My mass is fine, it's the 'g' that makes my weight excess

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

No but I was once holding my handbag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's usually a fat shit and not a butt plug that causes the extra 4lbs.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Have you ever weighed yourself, wondered why you’ve put on weight, then remembered you’ve left your glass butt plug in ? "

Nope it was my tail one

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I just blame the differential gravity situation in my kitchen. My mass is fine, it's the 'g' that makes my weight excess "

Gravity getting you down again ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't weigh myself,only scales are for parcels, food and backpack, I could maybe manage a cheek.

However I've been thinking about glass v metal so a good point

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't weigh myself,only scales are for parcels, food and backpack, I could maybe manage a cheek.

However I've been thinking about glass v metal so a good point "

Glass ones make excellent paper weights, plus you can heat them up in the microwave.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I just blame the differential gravity situation in my kitchen. My mass is fine, it's the 'g' that makes my weight excess

Gravity getting you down again ? "

Indeed it is, City. Indeed it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't weigh myself,only scales are for parcels, food and backpack, I could maybe manage a cheek.

However I've been thinking about glass v metal so a good point

Glass ones make excellent paper weights, plus you can heat them up in the microwave. "

Do they bounce? I'm super clumsy. Not sure about the microwave, heats from the inside out, always feels just right on the edges!

Although just after it's been in the dishwasher should be nice and toasty...add a bag of frozen peas and I've got a good hot and cold compress for my knee and other injuries

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I don't weigh myself,only scales are for parcels, food and backpack, I could maybe manage a cheek.

However I've been thinking about glass v metal so a good point

Glass ones make excellent paper weights, plus you can heat them up in the microwave.

Do they bounce? I'm super clumsy. Not sure about the microwave, heats from the inside out, always feels just right on the edges!

Although just after it's been in the dishwasher should be nice and toasty...add a bag of frozen peas and I've got a good hot and cold compress for my knee and other injuries "

Mr KC dropped our glass butt plug into a hotel sink. I confirm that the plug did NOT bounce and had to be condemned!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't weigh myself,only scales are for parcels, food and backpack, I could maybe manage a cheek.

However I've been thinking about glass v metal so a good point

Glass ones make excellent paper weights, plus you can heat them up in the microwave.

Do they bounce? I'm super clumsy. Not sure about the microwave, heats from the inside out, always feels just right on the edges!

Although just after it's been in the dishwasher should be nice and toasty...add a bag of frozen peas and I've got a good hot and cold compress for my knee and other injuries

Mr KC dropped our glass butt plug into a hotel sink. I confirm that the plug did NOT bounce and had to be condemned!"

Thank you! This is the important information!

I've sneezed hard and shot one out, might have been too much lube imagine that on a tiled floor!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I don't weigh myself,only scales are for parcels, food and backpack, I could maybe manage a cheek.

However I've been thinking about glass v metal so a good point

Glass ones make excellent paper weights, plus you can heat them up in the microwave.

Do they bounce? I'm super clumsy. Not sure about the microwave, heats from the inside out, always feels just right on the edges!

Although just after it's been in the dishwasher should be nice and toasty...add a bag of frozen peas and I've got a good hot and cold compress for my knee and other injuries

Mr KC dropped our glass butt plug into a hotel sink. I confirm that the plug did NOT bounce and had to be condemned!

Thank you! This is the important information!

I've sneezed hard and shot one out, might have been too much lube imagine that on a tiled floor! "

I bet that smarted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't weigh myself,only scales are for parcels, food and backpack, I could maybe manage a cheek.

However I've been thinking about glass v metal so a good point

Glass ones make excellent paper weights, plus you can heat them up in the microwave.

Do they bounce? I'm super clumsy. Not sure about the microwave, heats from the inside out, always feels just right on the edges!

Although just after it's been in the dishwasher should be nice and toasty...add a bag of frozen peas and I've got a good hot and cold compress for my knee and other injuries

Mr KC dropped our glass butt plug into a hotel sink. I confirm that the plug did NOT bounce and had to be condemned!

Thank you! This is the important information!

I've sneezed hard and shot one out, might have been too much lube imagine that on a tiled floor!

I bet that smarted "

Well I prefered that to when I forgot I had jiggle balls in (not in my bum) went for a pee turned into poo... I think you can see where this is going...clearly I couldn't leave them there!

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