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By *umalotagain OP Man
over a year ago

a town called malice

Well I go into a meeting and then come out and check back in to make sure nobody had trashed the joint and what do you know the thread is full of talk of cake

It’s nearly 5pm Uk time, lest get the beer in

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Pint of cider and a bowl of roast potatoes please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

G&T and a packet of dry roasted peanuts please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee and a chocolate digestive plz

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Jagerbombs for me....and I have pizza

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jagerbombs for me....and I have pizza

Are we talking an all night sesh here ? If so I’m with you on the jagerbombs

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Jagerbombs for me....and I have pizza

Are we talking an all night sesh here ? If so I’m with you on the jagerbombs

I'm always up for an all nighter...just need someone with stamina

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By *arker secrets 321Man
over a year ago

West Bromwich

"Jagerbombs for me....and I have pizza

Are we talking an all night sesh here ? If so I’m with you on the jagerbombs

I'm always up for an all nighter...just need someone with stamina

Sure there are plenty on here 2 help u out x

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Jagerbombs for me....and I have pizza

Are we talking an all night sesh here ? If so I’m with you on the jagerbombs

I'm always up for an all nighter...just need someone with stamina

Sure there are plenty on here 2 help u out x "

You never know who you might find lurking in the shadows x

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

I'll just park my arse over here, and sit quietly

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I've just finished baking

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By *arker secrets 321Man
over a year ago

West Bromwich

"Jagerbombs for me....and I have pizza

Are we talking an all night sesh here ? If so I’m with you on the jagerbombs

I'm always up for an all nighter...just need someone with stamina

Sure there are plenty on here 2 help u out x

You never know who you might find lurking in the shadows x"

I'm not staying sorry .I'm out x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You never know who you might find lurking in the shadows x"

Dammit my cover is blown, oh well, as I'm here "observing" whats 9n the pizza?

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

I'll start off slowly with a pint of Doom Bar

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

You never know who you might find lurking in the shadows x

Dammit my cover is blown, oh well, as I'm here "observing" whats 9n the pizza?

I'm just a plain girl...cheese and tomato on my bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just finished baking

Carrot cake I hope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My inbox hasn't lit up yet so I'll park myself down with a European lager.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jagerbombs for me....and I have pizza

Are we talking an all night sesh here ? If so I’m with you on the jagerbombs

I'm always up for an all nighter...just need someone with stamina

Sure there are plenty on here 2 help u out x

You never know who you might find lurking in the shadows x"

Hello, did some call me. I could have sworn I heard Shadow.....

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I've just finished baking

Carrot cake I hope

Maybe next time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guess I'll grab a pint and sit here aswell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jagerbombs for me....and I have pizza

Are we talking an all night sesh here ? If so I’m with you on the jagerbombs

I'm always up for an all nighter...just need someone with stamina

Sure there are plenty on here 2 help u out x

You never know who you might find lurking in the shadows x

Hello, did some call me. I could have sworn I heard Shadow.....

.....oh, and you may have noticed that it SHAREdow.

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Jagerbombs for me....and I have pizza

Are we talking an all night sesh here ? If so I’m with you on the jagerbombs

I'm always up for an all nighter...just need someone with stamina

Sure there are plenty on here 2 help u out x

You never know who you might find lurking in the shadows x

Hello, did some call me. I could have sworn I heard Shadow.....

.....oh, and you may have noticed that it SHAREdow."

Oh I noticed x

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By *umalotagain OP Man
over a year ago

a town called malice

"Jagerbombs for me....and I have pizza

Are we talking an all night sesh here ? If so I’m with you on the jagerbombs

I'm always up for an all nighter...just need someone with stamina

Count me in

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By *.R.MMan
over a year ago

Norfolk

Cake, yes please

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By *umalotagain OP Man
over a year ago

a town called malice

"Cake, yes please "

Cake was served earlier savoury snacks abs alcoholic drinks as it’s after 5

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Never too late for cake

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By *eadseekerMan
over a year ago

worcester

Did someone say cake???

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By *hat BlokeMan
over a year ago

Harrogate

I will take a fresh orange and a bag of crisps…. Did someone say cake??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have a can of fosters and someone pop some Bernard Matthews mini kievs in the oven? Ta x

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

A Guinness and a packet of pork scratching please.

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By *umalotagain OP Man
over a year ago

a town called malice

Rig let’s get the music turned up, ( got to drown out the sounds of those on meets) beers in the fridge and snacks are all on the table

And who the hell broke the pole dancing pole????

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Rig let’s get the music turned up, ( got to drown out the sounds of those on meets) beers in the fridge and snacks are all on the table

And who the hell broke the pole dancing pole???? "

Sorry that was ne

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By *umalotagain OP Man
over a year ago

a town called malice

"Rig let’s get the music turned up, ( got to drown out the sounds of those on meets) beers in the fridge and snacks are all on the table

And who the hell broke the pole dancing pole????

Sorry that was ne

What the actual????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rig let’s get the music turned up, ( got to drown out the sounds of those on meets) beers in the fridge and snacks are all on the table

And who the hell broke the pole dancing pole????

Sorry that was ne

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Dammit I was gonna swing my sexy self around that bad boy, oh well you all missed out there

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Rig let’s get the music turned up, ( got to drown out the sounds of those on meets) beers in the fridge and snacks are all on the table

And who the hell broke the pole dancing pole????

Sorry that was ne

Dammit I was gonna swing my sexy self around that bad boy, oh well you all missed out there

Needed an excuse to find another "pole" to swing on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rig let’s get the music turned up, ( got to drown out the sounds of those on meets) beers in the fridge and snacks are all on the table

And who the hell broke the pole dancing pole????

Sorry that was ne

Dammit I was gonna swing my sexy self around that bad boy, oh well you all missed out there

Needed an excuse to find another "pole" to swing on

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Rig let’s get the music turned up, ( got to drown out the sounds of those on meets) beers in the fridge and snacks are all on the table

And who the hell broke the pole dancing pole????

Sorry that was ne

Dammit I was gonna swing my sexy self around that bad boy, oh well you all missed out there

Needed an excuse to find another "pole" to swing on

Method in my madness x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Method in my madness x"

I'm sure ther are plenty if willing "poles" for you to swing in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What have I missed

Has all the cake gone

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

"What have I missed

Has all the cake gone

There’s some crumbs in my beard...

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"What have I missed

Has all the cake gone

Long gone...I'm not trying to find a pole to slide on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What have I missed

Has all the cake gone

Long gone...I'm not trying to find a pole to slide on

Ooohhhhh haven’t been on a pole in a very long time

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"What have I missed

Has all the cake gone

Long gone...I'm not trying to find a pole to slide on

Ooohhhhh haven’t been on a pole in a very long time

Me too....shall we go find a couple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What have I missed

Has all the cake gone

Long gone...I'm not trying to find a pole to slide on

Ooohhhhh haven’t been on a pole in a very long time

Me too....shall we go find a couple

Let’s go.... I’ll let you take the lead

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By *nergeticlemurMan
over a year ago

wiltshire

Guinness for me! Old man in a young man's body

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What have I missed

Has all the cake gone

Long gone...I'm not trying to find a pole to slide on

Ooohhhhh haven’t been on a pole in a very long time

Me too....shall we go find a couple

Let’s go.... I’ll let you take the lead

Can I join please, I wanted to swing on one but somebody who will remain nameless sparkle broke the first one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guinness for me! Old man in a young man's body

Nothing wrong in Guinness with a touch of black currant......

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

At least I know my mum loves me

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"At least I know my mum loves me"

Then you are one of the lucky ones x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What have I missed

Has all the cake gone

Long gone...I'm not trying to find a pole to slide on

Ooohhhhh haven’t been on a pole in a very long time

Me too....shall we go find a couple

Let’s go.... I’ll let you take the lead

Can I join please, I wanted to swing on one but somebody who will remain nameless sparkle broke the first one

Ahhhhhhh why not, more the merrier but you must bring jäger Bombs

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"What have I missed

Has all the cake gone

Long gone...I'm not trying to find a pole to slide on

Ooohhhhh haven’t been on a pole in a very long time

Me too....shall we go find a couple

Let’s go.... I’ll let you take the lead

Can I join please, I wanted to swing on one but somebody who will remain nameless sparkle broke the first one

I said I was sorry.....come on come with us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I said I was sorry.....come on come with us

Yesss and don't worry I will bring Jager bombs

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By *elloWoman
over a year ago

alpha centauri

Sneaks in for some cake

who ate all the cake?

You greedy lot, what am I going to out in my mouth now?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Sneaks in for some cake

who ate all the cake?

You greedy lot, what am I going to out in my mouth now?

A mint

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By *elloWoman
over a year ago

alpha centauri

"Sneaks in for some cake

who ate all the cake?

You greedy lot, what am I going to out in my mouth now?

A mint

Oooo yeah sorry I've been eating pickled onion crisps again

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Sneaks in for some cake

who ate all the cake?

You greedy lot, what am I going to out in my mouth now?

A mint

Oooo yeah sorry I've been eating pickled onion crisps again

I'm starving x

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By *AABMan
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is an appeal on behalf of Adopt a Penis U.K.

Donations start at just half an hour per month. For that you can give him a tit wank. This small gift can make a massive difference to his life.

For two hours a month you can explore each other’s bodies in intimate detail. Using your hands mouth and tongue it’s a deeply spiritual experience that will enrich both your lives.

When you adopt a penis we’ll send you regular cock pictures straight to your inbox and we’ll give you this adorable cuddly dildo.

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By *umalotagain OP Man
over a year ago

a town called malice

Fresh supply of cake, savoury snacks and all beverages just in

And today’s eBay purchase 3 space hoppers it was a good deal honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fresh supply of cake, savoury snacks and all beverages just in

And today’s eBay purchase 3 space hoppers it was a good deal honest

Ssshh! Trying to sleep on the floor. Wake me when my inbox lights up.

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By *umalotagain OP Man
over a year ago

a town called malice

"Fresh supply of cake, savoury snacks and all beverages just in

And today’s eBay purchase 3 space hoppers it was a good deal honest

Ssshh! Trying to sleep on the floor. Wake me when my inbox lights up."

WAKY WAKY

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I guess this is my area.

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By *.R.MMan
over a year ago

Norfolk

Still here

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am joining in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fresh supply of cake, savoury snacks and all beverages just in

And today’s eBay purchase 3 space hoppers it was a good deal honest

Ssshh! Trying to sleep on the floor. Wake me when my inbox lights up.

WAKY WAKY

Have I got a message?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm gonna start a thread called the unloved of the unloved of fab. Nobody loves me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm gonna start a thread called the unloved of the unloved of fab. Nobody loves me

Oh,I wouldn't say that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m back now had housework to do

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By *umalotagain OP Man
over a year ago

a town called malice

"I’m back now had housework to do

Could you just Hoover round here too, messy bastards have spilt cake crumbs and crisps everywhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m back now had housework to do

Could you just Hoover round here too, messy bastards have spilt cake crumbs and crisps everywhere "

Will do .......On it like sonic

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By *umalotagain OP Man
over a year ago

a town called malice

"I’m back now had housework to do

Could you just Hoover round here too, messy bastards have spilt cake crumbs and crisps everywhere

Will do .......On it like sonic

Good on ya.

Is anyone available to help me move the juke box so we can clear the cake crumbs from behind it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m back now had housework to do

Could you just Hoover round here too, messy bastards have spilt cake crumbs and crisps everywhere

Will do .......On it like sonic

Good on ya.

Is anyone available to help me move the juke box so we can clear the cake crumbs from behind it

I think they’ve all gone back to sleep

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Someone mention crumbs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone mention crumbs?

Can you help him move the jukebox?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone mention crumbs?

I’ll save them for you if you help move the juke box

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By *umalotagain OP Man
over a year ago

a town called malice

"I’m back now had housework to do

Could you just Hoover round here too, messy bastards have spilt cake crumbs and crisps everywhere

Will do .......On it like sonic

Good on ya.

Is anyone available to help me move the juke box so we can clear the cake crumbs from behind it

I think they’ve all gone back to sleep

Just you n me then, pull up a lap to sit on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m back now had housework to do

Could you just Hoover round here too, messy bastards have spilt cake crumbs and crisps everywhere

Will do .......On it like sonic

Good on ya.

Is anyone available to help me move the juke box so we can clear the cake crumbs from behind it

I think they’ve all gone back to sleep

Just you n me then, pull up a lap to sit on

No time for slacking

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Still here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Still here."

Cleaning needs to be done PP

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By *umalotagain OP Man
over a year ago

a town called malice

"I’m back now had housework to do

Could you just Hoover round here too, messy bastards have spilt cake crumbs and crisps everywhere

Will do .......On it like sonic

Good on ya.

Is anyone available to help me move the juke box so we can clear the cake crumbs from behind it

I think they’ve all gone back to sleep

Just you n me then, pull up a lap to sit on

No time for slacking

The housework can wait

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

No longer here until the the jukebox is moved

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

I'm looking for helmets to polish

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By *umalotagain OP Man
over a year ago

a town called malice

"I'm looking for helmets to polish

Be my guest

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