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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What is unique about your bits?

Thanks in anticipation for your sharing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

For example, I have a unique sense of entitlement for vagina

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Twat

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Twat

What's so unique about your "twat" as you so uniquely put it NSP? x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For example, I have a unique sense of entitlement for vagina

You always did

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Twat

What's so unique about your "twat" as you so uniquely put it NSP? x"

I wouldn't have said you were *my* twat. I think you're everybody's.

As for my foof.... it's got a tattoo on it

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"For example, I have a unique sense of entitlement for vagina

Yep, definitely unique.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"For example, I have a unique sense of entitlement for vagina

You always did

Yours is so prrrretty though!

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"For example, I have a unique sense of entitlement for vagina

That's not an unique trait on here OP. Give us a proper one

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Some of my bits are removable

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Twat

What's so unique about your "twat" as you so uniquely put it NSP? x

I wouldn't have said you were *my* twat. I think you're everybody's.

As for my foof.... it's got a tattoo on it

A twat tat!

What is it? Is it someone's name?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Some of my bits are removable

Your bits are delightful

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"Twat

What's so unique about your "twat" as you so uniquely put it NSP? x

I wouldn't have said you were *my* twat. I think you're everybody's.

As for my foof.... it's got a tattoo on it

And very lovely it is too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Twat

What's so unique about your "twat" as you so uniquely put it NSP? x

I wouldn't have said you were *my* twat. I think you're everybody's.

As for my foof.... it's got a tattoo on it

A stick man pushing a lawnmower?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Twat

What's so unique about your "twat" as you so uniquely put it NSP? x

I wouldn't have said you were *my* twat. I think you're everybody's.

As for my foof.... it's got a tattoo on it

A twat tat!

What is it? Is it someone's name?

Nope. I do now have names on me though. Just not there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Twat

What's so unique about your "twat" as you so uniquely put it NSP? x

I wouldn't have said you were *my* twat. I think you're everybody's.

As for my foof.... it's got a tattoo on it

A twat tat!

What is it? Is it someone's name?

Or a twattoo

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Twat

What's so unique about your "twat" as you so uniquely put it NSP? x

I wouldn't have said you were *my* twat. I think you're everybody's.

As for my foof.... it's got a tattoo on it

And very lovely it is too "

Why thank you darling

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"For example, I have a unique sense of entitlement for vagina

That's not an unique trait on here OP. Give us a proper one

Ladies first! x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Twat

What's so unique about your "twat" as you so uniquely put it NSP? x

I wouldn't have said you were *my* twat. I think you're everybody's.

As for my foof.... it's got a tattoo on it

A twat tat!

What is it? Is it someone's name?

Or a twattoo

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Twat

What's so unique about your "twat" as you so uniquely put it NSP? x

I wouldn't have said you were *my* twat. I think you're everybody's.

As for my foof.... it's got a tattoo on it

A stick man pushing a lawnmower? "

Nope. Once it's mown there is no need for a lawnmower.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Twat

What's so unique about your "twat" as you so uniquely put it NSP? x

I wouldn't have said you were *my* twat. I think you're everybody's.

As for my foof.... it's got a tattoo on it

A twat tat!

What is it? Is it someone's name?

Nope. I do now have names on me though. Just not there."

Can I write rascal on your bum in black marker pen please?

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"Twat

What's so unique about your "twat" as you so uniquely put it NSP? x

I wouldn't have said you were *my* twat. I think you're everybody's.

As for my foof.... it's got a tattoo on it

And very lovely it is too

Why thank you darling

You are most welcome

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"For example, I have a unique sense of entitlement for vagina

That's not an unique trait on here OP. Give us a proper one

Ladies first! x"

Your OP, you answer first

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

I'm i the elephant in the room?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Twat

What's so unique about your "twat" as you so uniquely put it NSP? x

I wouldn't have said you were *my* twat. I think you're everybody's.

As for my foof.... it's got a tattoo on it

And very lovely it is too

Why thank you darling

You are most welcome

You've seen it?

(How do you do the crying emoji btw?)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some of my bits are removable

You mean enhancing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"For example, I have a unique sense of entitlement for vagina

That's not an unique trait on here OP. Give us a proper one

Ladies first! x

Your OP, you answer first "

You've seen all my bits, you tell me?

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

Jees rascal that peachy bum is unique! Yum

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By *ai24Man
over a year ago

Hull

Was going to make a dick joke but didn’t want to come across cocky....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Some of my bits are removable

Bits in my bit box please?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jees rascal that peachy bum is unique! Yum "

Awww thank you gorgeous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Twat

What's so unique about your "twat" as you so uniquely put it NSP? x

I wouldn't have said you were *my* twat. I think you're everybody's.

As for my foof.... it's got a tattoo on it

A stick man pushing a lawnmower? "

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Twat

What's so unique about your "twat" as you so uniquely put it NSP? x

I wouldn't have said you were *my* twat. I think you're everybody's.

As for my foof.... it's got a tattoo on it

A twat tat!

What is it? Is it someone's name?

Nope. I do now have names on me though. Just not there.

Can I write rascal on your bum in black marker pen please?"

Hope you've a large pen

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Twat

What's so unique about your "twat" as you so uniquely put it NSP? x

I wouldn't have said you were *my* twat. I think you're everybody's.

As for my foof.... it's got a tattoo on it

A twat tat!

What is it? Is it someone's name?

Nope. I do now have names on me though. Just not there."

I still can't believe you've had my name tattooed on your cute and very smooth foof Posh

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Twat

What's so unique about your "twat" as you so uniquely put it NSP? x

I wouldn't have said you were *my* twat. I think you're everybody's.

As for my foof.... it's got a tattoo on it

A twat tat!

What is it? Is it someone's name?

Nope. I do now have names on me though. Just not there.

I still can't believe you've had my name tattooed on your cute and very smooth foof Posh

Dammit. And I was so convincing about not having a name there

It's like I'm branded!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Twat

What's so unique about your "twat" as you so uniquely put it NSP? x

I wouldn't have said you were *my* twat. I think you're everybody's.

As for my foof.... it's got a tattoo on it

A twat tat!

What is it? Is it someone's name?

Nope. I do now have names on me though. Just not there.

Can I write rascal on your bum in black marker pen please?

Hope you've a large pen

Bingo marker!

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Twat

What's so unique about your "twat" as you so uniquely put it NSP? x

I wouldn't have said you were *my* twat. I think you're everybody's.

As for my foof.... it's got a tattoo on it

A twat tat!

What is it? Is it someone's name?

Nope. I do now have names on me though. Just not there.

Can I write rascal on your bum in black marker pen please?

Hope you've a large pen

Bingo marker!

Awwwww are you only going to get to leave a temporary mark?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Twat

What's so unique about your "twat" as you so uniquely put it NSP? x

I wouldn't have said you were *my* twat. I think you're everybody's.

As for my foof.... it's got a tattoo on it

A twat tat!

What is it? Is it someone's name?

Nope. I do now have names on me though. Just not there.

Can I write rascal on your bum in black marker pen please?

Hope you've a large pen

Bingo marker!

Awwwww are you only going to get to leave a temporary mark?

I didn't say where I was going to "dab" it

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Twat

What's so unique about your "twat" as you so uniquely put it NSP? x

I wouldn't have said you were *my* twat. I think you're everybody's.

As for my foof.... it's got a tattoo on it

A twat tat!

What is it? Is it someone's name?

Nope. I do now have names on me though. Just not there.

Can I write rascal on your bum in black marker pen please?

Hope you've a large pen

Bingo marker!

Need something bigger than that

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Twat

What's so unique about your "twat" as you so uniquely put it NSP? x

I wouldn't have said you were *my* twat. I think you're everybody's.

As for my foof.... it's got a tattoo on it

A twat tat!

What is it? Is it someone's name?

Nope. I do now have names on me though. Just not there.

Can I write rascal on your bum in black marker pen please?

Hope you've a large pen

Bingo marker!

Awwwww are you only going to get to leave a temporary mark?

I didn't say where I was going to "dab" it

It'll soon wear off unlike mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a magical pussy!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Twat

What's so unique about your "twat" as you so uniquely put it NSP? x

I wouldn't have said you were *my* twat. I think you're everybody's.

As for my foof.... it's got a tattoo on it

A twat tat!

What is it? Is it someone's name?

Nope. I do now have names on me though. Just not there.

Can I write rascal on your bum in black marker pen please?

Hope you've a large pen

Bingo marker!

Need something bigger than that

Like the big giant dildo on the right?

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By *kaythen07Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

My ball are always tight, thay just don't swing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have a magical pussy!

Well I feel uniquely entitled to proof of that plz tks, in my box

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Twat

What's so unique about your "twat" as you so uniquely put it NSP? x

I wouldn't have said you were *my* twat. I think you're everybody's.

As for my foof.... it's got a tattoo on it

A twat tat!

What is it? Is it someone's name?

Nope. I do now have names on me though. Just not there.

Can I write rascal on your bum in black marker pen please?

Hope you've a large pen

Bingo marker!

Awwwww are you only going to get to leave a temporary mark?

I didn't say where I was going to "dab" it

It'll soon wear off unlike mine

I'm stuck with you..... and I like it

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Twat

What's so unique about your "twat" as you so uniquely put it NSP? x

I wouldn't have said you were *my* twat. I think you're everybody's.

As for my foof.... it's got a tattoo on it

A twat tat!

What is it? Is it someone's name?

Nope. I do now have names on me though. Just not there.

Can I write rascal on your bum in black marker pen please?

Hope you've a large pen

Bingo marker!

Need something bigger than that

Like the big giant dildo on the right?

That doesn't have the ability to write....

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I have a magical pussy!

You certainly do!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My ball are always tight, thay just don't swing"

Omg fella, mine are like that! But tbh I wouldn't want them swinging all over the show, I'd be worried about sitting on them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a magical pussy!

Well I feel uniquely entitled to proof of that plz tks, in my box

"
.not again!

Anyway- you cant tell by just looking!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Twat

What's so unique about your "twat" as you so uniquely put it NSP? x

I wouldn't have said you were *my* twat. I think you're everybody's.

As for my foof.... it's got a tattoo on it

A twat tat!

What is it? Is it someone's name?

Nope. I do now have names on me though. Just not there.

Can I write rascal on your bum in black marker pen please?

Hope you've a large pen

Bingo marker!

Need something bigger than that

Like the big giant dildo on the right?

That doesn't have the ability to write...."

Glass one on the left?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a magical pussy!

You certainly do!

See- she knows!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have a magical pussy!

Well I feel uniquely entitled to proof of that plz tks, in my box

.not again!

Anyway- you cant tell by just looking!

I didn't say my heartfelt entitlement was limited to viewing

(I actually read it as musical pussy originally

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Twat

What's so unique about your "twat" as you so uniquely put it NSP? x

I wouldn't have said you were *my* twat. I think you're everybody's.

As for my foof.... it's got a tattoo on it

A twat tat!

What is it? Is it someone's name?

Nope. I do now have names on me though. Just not there.

Can I write rascal on your bum in black marker pen please?

Hope you've a large pen

Bingo marker!

Need something bigger than that

Like the big giant dildo on the right?

That doesn't have the ability to write....

Glass one on the left?

That doesn't either. Dildos aren't for writing with sweetie.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I have a magical pussy!

You certainly do!

See- she knows!!

In a purely innocent fashion obvs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a magical pussy!

Well I feel uniquely entitled to proof of that plz tks, in my box

.not again!

Anyway- you cant tell by just looking!

I didn't say my heartfelt entitlement was limited to viewing

(I actually read it as musical pussy originally

Shoulda gone to specsavers

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"For example, I have a unique sense of entitlement for vagina

Yep, definitely unique.

Oh Meli, if only you shared my view on this and indulged me with more than mug shots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a magical pussy!

You certainly do!

See- she knows!!

In a purely innocent fashion obvs."

Well yeah, just heard it on the grapevine didnt ya!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Twat

What's so unique about your "twat" as you so uniquely put it NSP? x

I wouldn't have said you were *my* twat. I think you're everybody's.

As for my foof.... it's got a tattoo on it

A twat tat!

What is it? Is it someone's name?

Nope. I do now have names on me though. Just not there.

Can I write rascal on your bum in black marker pen please?

Hope you've a large pen

Bingo marker!

Need something bigger than that

Like the big giant dildo on the right?

That doesn't have the ability to write....

Glass one on the left?

That doesn't either. Dildos aren't for writing with sweetie."

Anything is a dildo if you're brave enough and that works in reverse, right?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I have a magical pussy!

You certainly do!

See- she knows!!

In a purely innocent fashion obvs.

Well yeah, just heard it on the grapevine didnt ya!"

Well..... there was this rumour....

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Twat

What's so unique about your "twat" as you so uniquely put it NSP? x

I wouldn't have said you were *my* twat. I think you're everybody's.

As for my foof.... it's got a tattoo on it

A twat tat!

What is it? Is it someone's name?

Nope. I do now have names on me though. Just not there.

Can I write rascal on your bum in black marker pen please?

Hope you've a large pen

Bingo marker!

Need something bigger than that

Like the big giant dildo on the right?

That doesn't have the ability to write....

Glass one on the left?

That doesn't either. Dildos aren't for writing with sweetie.

Anything is a dildo if you're brave enough and that works in reverse, right?"

I'll let you try writing with the one in the middle. See how well that goes.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"For example, I have a unique sense of entitlement for vagina

Yep, definitely unique.

Oh Meli, if only you shared my view on this and indulged me with more than mug shots

Mug/boob shots are standard fat girl photos, can't break with the norm.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

I am splendidly strange and strangely splendid

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Twat

What's so unique about your "twat" as you so uniquely put it NSP? x

I wouldn't have said you were *my* twat. I think you're everybody's.

As for my foof.... it's got a tattoo on it

A twat tat!

What is it? Is it someone's name?

Nope. I do now have names on me though. Just not there.

Can I write rascal on your bum in black marker pen please?

Hope you've a large pen

Bingo marker!

Need something bigger than that

Like the big giant dildo on the right?

That doesn't have the ability to write....

Glass one on the left?

That doesn't either. Dildos aren't for writing with sweetie.

Anything is a dildo if you're brave enough and that works in reverse, right?

I'll let you try writing with the one in the middle. See how well that goes."

Like icing a cake, right?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"For example, I have a unique sense of entitlement for vagina

Yep, definitely unique.

Oh Meli, if only you shared my view on this and indulged me with more than mug shots

Mug/boob shots are standard fat girl photos, can't break with the norm.

Oh shurrrupp, you're hotter than the sun!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Twat

What's so unique about your "twat" as you so uniquely put it NSP? x

I wouldn't have said you were *my* twat. I think you're everybody's.

As for my foof.... it's got a tattoo on it

A twat tat!

What is it? Is it someone's name?

Nope. I do now have names on me though. Just not there.

Can I write rascal on your bum in black marker pen please?

Hope you've a large pen

Bingo marker!

Need something bigger than that

Like the big giant dildo on the right?

That doesn't have the ability to write....

Glass one on the left?

That doesn't either. Dildos aren't for writing with sweetie.

Anything is a dildo if you're brave enough and that works in reverse, right?

I'll let you try writing with the one in the middle. See how well that goes.

Like icing a cake, right?

Not with a dildo. Not this one anyway. Need a penis for that kind of thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a magical pussy!

You certainly do!

See- she knows!!

In a purely innocent fashion obvs.

Well yeah, just heard it on the grapevine didnt ya!

Well..... there was this rumour....

Oi! I resemble that remark!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have a magical pussy!

You certainly do!

See- she knows!!

In a purely innocent fashion obvs.

Well yeah, just heard it on the grapevine didnt ya!

Well..... there was this rumour....

Don't believe the fab rumours!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Twat

What's so unique about your "twat" as you so uniquely put it NSP? x

I wouldn't have said you were *my* twat. I think you're everybody's.

As for my foof.... it's got a tattoo on it

A twat tat!

What is it? Is it someone's name?

Nope. I do now have names on me though. Just not there.

Can I write rascal on your bum in black marker pen please?

Hope you've a large pen

Bingo marker!

Need something bigger than that

Like the big giant dildo on the right?

That doesn't have the ability to write....

Glass one on the left?

That doesn't either. Dildos aren't for writing with sweetie.

Anything is a dildo if you're brave enough and that works in reverse, right?

I'll let you try writing with the one in the middle. See how well that goes.

Like icing a cake, right?

Not with a dildo. Not this one anyway. Need a penis for that kind of thing."

I forgot how perverted you are!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im currently rocking a pretty ginger bush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a magical pussy!

You certainly do!

See- she knows!!

In a purely innocent fashion obvs.

Well yeah, just heard it on the grapevine didnt ya!

Well..... there was this rumour....

Don't believe the fab rumours!

Quick, Nip it in the bud!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I have a magical pussy!

You certainly do!

See- she knows!!

In a purely innocent fashion obvs.

Well yeah, just heard it on the grapevine didnt ya!

Well..... there was this rumour....

Oi! I resemble that remark!

Never heard a rumour on here ever. Obvs.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Twat

What's so unique about your "twat" as you so uniquely put it NSP? x

I wouldn't have said you were *my* twat. I think you're everybody's.

As for my foof.... it's got a tattoo on it

A twat tat!

What is it? Is it someone's name?

Nope. I do now have names on me though. Just not there.

Can I write rascal on your bum in black marker pen please?

Hope you've a large pen

Bingo marker!

Need something bigger than that

Like the big giant dildo on the right?

That doesn't have the ability to write....

Glass one on the left?

That doesn't either. Dildos aren't for writing with sweetie.

Anything is a dildo if you're brave enough and that works in reverse, right?

I'll let you try writing with the one in the middle. See how well that goes.

Like icing a cake, right?

Not with a dildo. Not this one anyway. Need a penis for that kind of thing.

I forgot how perverted you are!

Liar. You've never forgotten anything about me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"im currently rocking a pretty ginger bush

Px "

You do realise proof will be demanded!

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Fucked if I know

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"im currently rocking a pretty ginger bush

Px "

I can confirm this to be true

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"im currently rocking a pretty ginger bush

Px "

Slip it in my box plz beautiful

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"im currently rocking a pretty ginger bush

Px "
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Yes we all need to see this

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am splendidly strange and strangely splendid

What makes you strange? Your pics are definitely splendid!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"im currently rocking a pretty ginger bush

Px .

Yes we all need to see this

Good man!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like my beauty spots here and there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like my beauty spots here and there

Like The Lake District?

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Ohh ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like my beauty spots here and there

Like The Lake District?

Haha.. there was some deforestation happening. But yes still nice wetland

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I like my beauty spots here and there

Like The Lake District?

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

"Jees rascal that peachy bum is unique! Yum

Awww thank you gorgeous

You’re welcome

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