FabSwingers.com forum: What are you a dick about?

By *wist my nipples OP Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

I'm a dick about people doing half a job. Like putting dirty dishes near the sink... Washing near the basket... The bin bag by the door to go out... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH JUST BLOODY DO THE JOB OR DON'T BOTHER. My rage knows no bounds.

What about you?

Mrs TMN x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

everything.

my temper is disgusting to be honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who are are taking too much time doing something. I'm too impatient. I'll grab it and do it myself often

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By *otmyrealname99Man
over a year ago

Manchester

When people say we when they really mean you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who are are taking too much time doing something. I'm too impatient. I'll grab it and do it myself often

I like your type stop the chat and get on with the steam on

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

Unjust Behaviour triggers my inner chimpanzee to be let loose and yes I've gone too far and had to be told to zip it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"everything.

my temper is disgusting to be honest

Px "

Just your temper?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too much to mention haha but slow assed drivers when not necessary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who are are taking too much time doing something. I'm too impatient. I'll grab it and do it myself often

I like your type stop the chat and get on with the steam on

Ah no. Keep chatting along;-) if you can multitask

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everything, I’m just a dick actually

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By *eedAbuse4HubbyCouple
over a year ago

North West

"I'm a dick about people doing half a job. Like putting dirty dishes near the sink... Washing near the basket... The bin bag by the door to go out... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH JUST BLOODY DO THE JOB OR DON'T BOTHER. My rage knows no bounds.

What about you?

Mrs TMN x"

This grips my shit does this!!! The dishes near the sink omg!!

Or the plate IN the dishwasher…. The knife and fork in the sink. WTF????? Haha glad I’m not alone!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who are are taking too much time doing something. I'm too impatient. I'll grab it and do it myself often

I like your type stop the chat and get on with the steam on

Ah no. Keep chatting along;-) if you can multitask

I am all for dirty words...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who aren't paying attention to what they are doing. Especially when driving. Absolutely does my head in.

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

People who pull out of a junction like Lewis Hamilton to then drive slow as.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who pull out of a junction like Lewis Hamilton to then drive slow as.

That one

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

People wasting my time.

Shit managers at work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a dick about dick behaviour.

We all have our monuments of struggle, we don't know what others are going through.

Don't be a dick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who only see one end of the spectrum. I'm like there's a whole big happy bit in the middle ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Things being left in the sink 'to soak'. Mmmm nothing better than having to put my hands in cold greasy bacteria soup to fish them out so I can wash them up.

People (kids mostly) walking up or down the stairs really slowly, just go up or come down for fuck's sake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

love this thread so funny and reminds me of C.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a dick about dick behaviour.

We all have our monuments of struggle, we don't know what others are going through.

Don't be a dick. "

This is important

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"everything.

my temper is disgusting to be honest

Px "

Me too!

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By *irty desireWoman
over a year ago

newcatle

Everyone/thing is a dic to me at the moment!!! I’m ovulating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who have an half assed attitude to life and slack off constantly, thinking the whole world owes them a living.

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

People pulling up at a lovely part of the country and emptying their car of rubbish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dirty plates cutlery left in cold greasy water in the sink for the next person to tidy up

Even worse when they also fill the bathroom sink too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Neighbours who don't come and pick up their fu***g packages, they clearly have the slip of paper telling them i have there items, so stop being a lazy bollcks and come pick them up, or next time im keeping them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People pulling up at a lovely part of the country and emptying their car of rubbish

This particularly drives me nuts. If I’ve seen it happen I picked up their rubbish and put it back in their open window

MrsS

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

The School run. I cannot express my hatred for the School run enough.

Asshats who don’t indicate and who turn into a turning but don’t wait until you’ve gone past, or indeed stopping to check for oncoming traffic, they just do it and then try to act nonchalant when you blast the horn at them and do the “wanker” hand gesture at their retreating car.

Gets right on my pip!

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By *phrodite_AdonisCouple
over a year ago

Basically, if I’m really hungry and someone tries to talk to me either if I’ve not eaten or whilst I’m eating. They’re getting it. And not in a good way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When people say we when they really mean you"

The worst are the people who think you mean just them, when you say we! Which are basically the people you described just a level more annoying!

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By *entlemenpipMan
over a year ago

not far

Disrespect/rudeness I have no time for people you are disrespectful to others for no good reason or rude to people

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

What about you?

Mrs TMN x

This grips my shit does this!!! The dishes near the sink omg!!

Or the plate IN the dishwasher…. The knife and fork in the sink. WTF????? Haha glad I’m not alone!"

Sums up living with teen.

Always half a job done.

Washing on the floor by the machine, bed stripped but not made, cutlery in the wrong section of the drainer.

I'm a dick about fridge management, hate it when people (usually my mum) just shove things in, on any shelf.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

People putting things in the wrong place, especially in the fridge.

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By *irtyd468Man
over a year ago

North

"Neighbours who don't come and pick up their fu***g packages, they clearly have the slip of paper telling them i have there items, so stop being a lazy bollcks and come pick them up, or next time im keeping them

The delivery drivers around here dont always put a slip through to tell my neighbours I have their parcels though

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By *mg 321Man
over a year ago

Blackpool

People who stop in shop doorways to decide which way to go.

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

Neighbours who nick your food waste bin etc. Why? Arghhh

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

What about you?

Mrs TMN x

This grips my shit does this!!! The dishes near the sink omg!!

Or the plate IN the dishwasher…. The knife and fork in the sink. WTF????? Haha glad I’m not alone!

Sums up living with teen.

Always half a job done.

Washing on the floor by the machine, bed stripped but not made, cutlery in the wrong section of the drainer.

I'm a dick about fridge management, hate it when people (usually my mum) just shove things in, on any shelf. "

OMG THE FRIDGE

Hate hate hate this. How can you put the cheese back there? It's lived in exactly the same place in the fridge for FIFTEEN FUCKING YEARS *not the same piece of cheese, obvs*

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By *xhibitionisticvoyeurMan
over a year ago

Wrexham

Boiled potatoes.

Why would you do that? It's literally the worst thing you can do to it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They big f## off cranes on the roads during rush hour, bloody rolling roadblocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The forums

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

I guess people who are not telling the truth - irritates me enormously.

Communication would be so much easier, less painful and effective if everyone spoke the truth.

Oh, and people who are notoriously late...

And maybe those who don't have a sense of humour...

Think that is about it

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

Bad table manners

I once kicked my ex so hard in the shin I bruised him because he was dipping bread into soup in a nice restaurant

And if you can't eat with your mouth closed then one of us is leaving the restaurant

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

Toast crumbs in the butter.... "you better wipe that shit on your toast before I throat punch you dick head"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People constantly moaning about petty things.

Bitch be happy you're not living in a war torn starving country!

I may have lashed out at one of my dorm mates back at uni about it...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snowflakes

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Well if my daughter is to be believed I'm a dick about everything.

I tend to agree, but two things.

I'm an awful passenger Mrs hates driving me as I'm a fucking dick.

And people smoking.

I just hate smoking ,yes I'm THAT guy.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

People trying to put shit music on in my car when I'm driving

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Every thing has its place if it's not in its place I can be a dick about it.....just put it back in the correct place....

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"People constantly moaning about petty things.

Bitch be happy you're not living in a war torn starving country!

I may have lashed out at one of my dorm mates back at uni about it...

Mate, you're the biggest whingebag I know!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People constantly moaning about petty things.

Bitch be happy you're not living in a war torn starving country!

I may have lashed out at one of my dorm mates back at uni about it...

Mate, you're the biggest whingebag I know!

I never said I don't like hypocrites!

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"People constantly moaning about petty things.

Bitch be happy you're not living in a war torn starving country!

I may have lashed out at one of my dorm mates back at uni about it...

Mate, you're the biggest whingebag I know!

I never said I don't like hypocrites!"

Well played

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Incompetence. I cannot abide it.

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

Dithering. I can't stand people dithering.

Loud breathing. Sit somewhere else if you need to breathe loudly.

Endless back and forward organising of something. Just name a time/date/place and be done with it!

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

My neighbours cat crapping in my garden. Especially in the vegetable patch or on the lawn.

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By *ollycouple71Couple
over a year ago

manchester

At the moment everything getting on my tits x

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

People standing in front of something you want to buy in a supermarket and unable to make a decision as to whether they should buy it? Make a list! It's not rocket fuel science....

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By *xhib12Man
over a year ago

Blyth

People talking when they have food in their mouth. Swallow and then talk, don't spray me with half eaten bits of food, it's disgusting!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate people who say trans women aren’t real women, assholes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People standing in front of something you want to buy in a supermarket and unable to make a decision as to whether they should buy it? Make a list! It's not rocket fuel science....

I don’t like lists. I like to be spontaneous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bad table manners

I once kicked my ex so hard in the shin I bruised him because he was dipping bread into soup in a nice restaurant

And if you can't eat with your mouth closed then one of us is leaving the restaurant

I never order soup when out. Iv only had it as part of work Xmas meals but what else are you supposed to do with the bread they give you for the soup?

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

"Toast crumbs in the butter.... "you better wipe that shit on your toast before I throat punch you dick head"

That's another teen issue

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