FabSwingers.com forum: Being wanked off

By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

with hand sanitizer as lube is responsible isn’t it?

Love and Peace

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"with hand sanitizer as lube is responsible isn’t it?

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Let’s hope you Haven’t got a tiny cut

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

. I prefer edible oil

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

It dries out too quickly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hope you don't have any shaving cuts..

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"with hand sanitizer as lube is responsible isn’t it?

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Let’s hope you Haven’t got a tiny cut

I like to live dangerously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"with hand sanitizer as lube is responsible isn’t it?

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Let’s hope you Haven’t got a tiny cut

Snap. Just saw this

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

. I prefer edible oil "

Edible sanitizer. I like it

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"It dries out too quickly

Not if you keep putting it on it doesn’t

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Hope you don't have any shaving cuts..

I have a full bush at present so I’ll be safe

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

"with hand sanitizer as lube is responsible isn’t it?

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Let’s hope you Haven’t got a tiny cut

Ouch!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"with hand sanitizer as lube is responsible isn’t it?

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Let’s hope you Haven’t got a tiny cut

That just made my eyes water

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Marmite

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"with hand sanitizer as lube is responsible isn’t it?

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Let’s hope you Haven’t got a tiny cut

That just made my eyes water "

That’s the idea. I want my Japs eye to water

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Yep, and will help get rid of your smegma build-up. Socially responsible and cheeseless? Wanking heaven.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hope you don't have any shaving cuts..

I have a full bush at present so I’ll be safe

That's all good then. I'll squirt some hair conditioner from afar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is this a bdsm post? lol

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Yep, and will help get rid of your smegma build-up. Socially responsible and cheeseless? Wanking heaven."

You’ve thought this through as well haven’t you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"with hand sanitizer as lube is responsible isn’t it?

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Let’s hope you Haven’t got a tiny cut

Well how big is your cu.....oh you said cut...my bad

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Hope you don't have any shaving cuts..

I have a full bush at present so I’ll be safe

That's all good then. I'll squirt some hair conditioner from afar

I’ll be doing the squirting around here Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hope you don't have any shaving cuts..

I have a full bush at present so I’ll be safe

That's all good then. I'll squirt some hair conditioner from afar

I’ll be doing the squirting around here Mrs

Its Ms

stop bossing me about or I'll squirt it in your eye.

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"is this a bdsm post? lol"

Sort of. I won’t be dipping my sounding rods in the sanitizer though

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london

At least your cock will be covid free

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By *uicy mushroomMan
over a year ago

elephant and Castle

"with hand sanitizer as lube is responsible isn’t it?

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ye mix some in with lube

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"At least your cock will be covid free"

That’s the least of my worries

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Yep, and will help get rid of your smegma build-up. Socially responsible and cheeseless? Wanking heaven.

You’ve thought this through as well haven’t you?

Of course. This is the sort of important thing I dwell on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"with hand sanitizer as lube is responsible isn’t it?

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Let’s hope you Haven’t got a tiny cut

Well how big is your cu.....oh you said cut...my bad "
where’s the laughing out loud emoji

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"with hand sanitizer as lube is responsible isn’t it?

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I tried it in the queue for Tesco’s and got told it was HIGHLY irresponsible!!

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Yep, and will help get rid of your smegma build-up. Socially responsible and cheeseless? Wanking heaven.

You’ve thought this through as well haven’t you?

Of course. This is the sort of important thing I dwell on.

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"with hand sanitizer as lube is responsible isn’t it?

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I tried it in the queue for Tesco’s and got told it was HIGHLY irresponsible!!"

So it’s true only smelly knobs shop at Tesco then

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"with hand sanitizer as lube is responsible isn’t it?

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I tried it in the queue for Tesco’s and got told it was HIGHLY irresponsible!!

So it’s true only smelly knobs shop at Tesco then

Possibly...???

Every time I go there’s an F Pace double parked in disabled with a huge penis drawn on the back window

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hope you don't have any shaving cuts..

I have a full bush at present so I’ll be safe

However will you find it then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"with hand sanitizer as lube is responsible isn’t it?

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I tried it in the queue for Tesco’s and got told it was HIGHLY Flammable!!"

Fify!

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Coconut oil is much safer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have to be careful. I had a wank using neat shower gel once which I didn't wash off properly. All the skin started to peel off

as it had dried it out. My girlfriend at the time was not impressed.

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Hope you don't have any shaving cuts..

I have a full bush at present so I’ll be safe

However will you find it then!

You wouldn’t like it as a wart on the end of your nose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"with hand sanitizer as lube is responsible isn’t it?

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Always keep a spare in the van

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