FabSwingers.com forum: How do you like a Banana?

By *hunky Gent OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

For fun.

Do you like them hard?

Or nice and ripe?

Or a bit squishy?

Maybe you're not a banana lover.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Hard. Like only just turned from green to yellow

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

I’m very fussy with my bananas. Too yellow and I don’t like them. Too green I don’t like them. They have to be a specific way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Soft but I can’t eat any brown bits

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Soft x

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By *hunky Gent OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Hard. Like only just turned from green to yellow "

Just so you feel the bite.

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By *phrodite_AdonisCouple
over a year ago

Hard and skinless

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By *hunky Gent OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I’m very fussy with my bananas. Too yellow and I don’t like them. Too green I don’t like them. They have to be a specific way. "

Is it a specific texture or down to taste?

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By *hunky Gent OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Soft but I can’t eat any brown bits"

Nothing worse than a bruised one.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I’m very fussy with my bananas. Too yellow and I don’t like them. Too green I don’t like them. They have to be a specific way.

Is it a specific texture or down to taste?

Both x

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By *hunky Gent OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Soft x"

So it's like putty in your hands?

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

I like a little bit of a bite, so that point where the are not quite fully ripe

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By *hunky Gent OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Hard and skinless

Oh blimey yes - get that skin out of the way so you can enjoy the juicy interior.

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By *hunky Gent OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I’m very fussy with my bananas. Too yellow and I don’t like them. Too green I don’t like them. They have to be a specific way.

Is it a specific texture or down to taste?

Both x"

We should discuss this further.

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By *ananas57Couple
over a year ago

lake ariel

I'm going to keep my eye on this post

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By *hunky Gent OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I like a little bit of a bite, so that point where the are not quite fully ripe"

At that gender stage when you feel tension against the teeth.

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By *hunky Gent OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I'm going to keep my eye on this post

Feel free to join in.

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By *acDreamyMan
over a year ago

Wirral

I can't stand them!

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By *hunky Gent OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I can't stand them! "

That's cool - if everyone liked them then there wouldn't be enough to go around.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Just turned yellow, still hard but lost that meh taste you get with green.

Then slice it and add to hot waffle or pancake with toffee sauce, ice cream or cream

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By *hunky Gent OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Just turned yellow, still hard but lost that meh taste you get with green.

Then slice it and add to hot waffle or pancake with toffee sauce, ice cream or cream "

(Drooling) - you had me at waffle.

Like the ones in Morrison's.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't. Awful things

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By *hunky Gent OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I don't. Awful things

There's plenty other fruity things to choose from.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I make an excellent banana bread with chocolate chips.

Or other sweet treats. Or smoothies.This is a staple though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like them hard but not green as that's too weird a taste. Can't eat them squishy at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ripe and peeled usually ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hard. Like only just turned from green to yellow "

This. Even a hint of green. I do eat them when they are more ripe if I’m going on a long run or bike ride because the energy in them breaks down faster apparently.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or in a banana loaf. Smothered in butter.

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By *hunky Gent OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I make an excellent banana bread with chocolate chips.

Or other sweet treats. Or smoothies.This is a staple though. "

Variety is the spice of life.

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By *hunky Gent OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I like them hard but not green as that's too weird a taste. Can't eat them squishy at all

At the poibt where they lose that horrible sharp taste.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not green and not over ripe

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By *hunky Gent OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Ripe and peeled usually .. "

I've only recently found out I've been peeling them from the wrong end.

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By *hunky Gent OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Or in a banana loaf. Smothered in butter. "

Smothered in butter or cream. Woohoo.

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By *hunky Gent OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Not green and not over ripe"

You have to keep your eye on them to catch them just right.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not green and not over ripe

You have to keep your eye on them to catch them just right.

I do yes lol

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

However they come as long as they're not too green...I love bananas.

I like squishy ones on toast, I like to bake them with a bit of golden syrup/honey and brandy, and I adore banana fritters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"However they come as long as they're not too green...I love bananas.

I like squishy ones on toast, I like to bake them with a bit of golden syrup/honey and brandy, and I adore banana fritters

Oh yes.. this reminds me.. banana pancakes with maple syrup and toasted pecans.

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By *hunky Gent OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"However they come as long as they're not too green...I love bananas.

I like squishy ones on toast, I like to bake them with a bit of golden syrup/honey and brandy, and I adore banana fritters

Got to love a banana butty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to eat it from a pussy... she found it humiliating

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london

Split with ice-cream in-between

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By *hunky Gent OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I like to eat it from a pussy... she found it humiliating

I saw that at a strip show once - hilarious as the guy didn't like bananas.

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By *hunky Gent OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Split with ice-cream in-between"

With cream, chocolate sauce and crushed nuts?

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london

"Split with ice-cream in-between

With cream, chocolate sauce and crushed nuts?

Oh yes. I think I've just cum

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Up the arse.

Oh sorry, did I misread the question?

Mrs TMN

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By *hunky Gent OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Up the arse.

Oh sorry, did I misread the question?

Mrs TMN

It's open to interpretation.

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By *hunky Gent OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Up the arse.

Oh sorry, did I misread the question?

Mrs TMN

Peeled or un peeled?

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Up the arse.

Oh sorry, did I misread the question?

Mrs TMN

It's open to interpretation.

I mean, it has to be underripe for that malarkey. Unless you're into squidgy banana bum of course.

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By *hunky Gent OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Split with ice-cream in-between

With cream, chocolate sauce and crushed nuts?

Oh yes. I think I've just cum"

Not on the dessert i hope. Don't want to spoil it.

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By *hunky Gent OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Up the arse.

Oh sorry, did I misread the question?

Mrs TMN

It's open to interpretation.

I mean, it has to be underripe for that malarkey. Unless you're into squidgy banana bum of course. "

Maybe the squishy one would act as a lube.

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

In its skin sliced down the middle, Cadbury choc pieces inserted, wrap in foil and placed over the campfire for 5-10 mins

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

I like them in cake

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By *hunky Gent OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"In its skin sliced down the middle, Cadbury choc pieces inserted, wrap in foil and placed over the campfire for 5-10 mins

I love your imagination.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Green... Once they are fully yellow or going brown they are far too sweet

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By *hunky Gent OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I like them in cake"

I thought you might say - inside a ring donut.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Up the arse.

Oh sorry, did I misread the question?

Mrs TMN

It's open to interpretation.

I mean, it has to be underripe for that malarkey. Unless you're into squidgy banana bum of course.

Maybe the squishy one would act as a lube.

What a mental image!

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By *hunky Gent OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Green... Once they are fully yellow or going brown they are far too sweet

Is that because you're sweet enough?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i detest bananas

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By *hunky Gent OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Up the arse.

Oh sorry, did I misread the question?

Mrs TMN

It's open to interpretation.

I mean, it has to be underripe for that malarkey. Unless you're into squidgy banana bum of course.

Maybe the squishy one would act as a lube.

What a mental image!

It could be classes as anal foreplay.

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By *hunky Gent OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"i detest bananas

Px "

Good job you can't get them on the starship enterprise.

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

Most people open them the wrong way!

And there is a right and wrong way

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By *hunky Gent OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Most people open them the wrong way!

And there is a right and wrong way

An easy way and a hard way.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Up the arse.

Oh sorry, did I misread the question?

Mrs TMN

It's open to interpretation.

I mean, it has to be underripe for that malarkey. Unless you're into squidgy banana bum of course.

Maybe the squishy one would act as a lube.

What a mental image!

It could be classes as anal foreplay.

Or a waste of perfectly good food

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By *hunky Gent OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Up the arse.

Oh sorry, did I misread the question?

Mrs TMN

It's open to interpretation.

I mean, it has to be underripe for that malarkey. Unless you're into squidgy banana bum of course.

Maybe the squishy one would act as a lube.

What a mental image!

It could be classes as anal foreplay.

Or a waste of perfectly good food

That's OK - I'm on a diet anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Super ripe, frozen and in a smoothie. Otherwise, no thank you

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

Hate them!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont. Or anything banana flavoured, really.

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By *hunky Gent OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Super ripe, frozen and in a smoothie. Otherwise, no thank you

Just banana or with other fruit? X

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By *hunky Gent OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Hate them!!

*Hides bananas

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By *hunky Gent OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I dont. Or anything banana flavoured, really."

I'm like that with coffee.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Super ripe, frozen and in a smoothie. Otherwise, no thank you

Just banana or with other fruit? X"

Either! =)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ripe and peeled usually ..

I've only recently found out I've been peeling them from the wrong end.

Eh lol ..

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By *hunky Gent OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Ripe and peeled usually ..

I've only recently found out I've been peeling them from the wrong end.

Eh lol ..

Until recently, I've always opened them from the top (as they hang). Silly me.

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By *inkylipsWoman
over a year ago

Debauchery

I like mine overly ripe and soft, especially in a sandwich

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By *hunky Gent OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Super ripe, frozen and in a smoothie. Otherwise, no thank you

Just banana or with other fruit? X

Either! =) "

One smoothie coming up (& I'm not talking about myself)

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By *hunky Gent OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I like mine overly ripe and soft, especially in a sandwich "

Now i want a banana butty with chocolate sauce.

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By *inkylipsWoman
over a year ago

Debauchery

"I like mine overly ripe and soft, especially in a sandwich

Now i want a banana butty with chocolate sauce.

If you can spread chocolate I don’t want to eat it

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By *ananas57Couple
over a year ago

lake ariel

"i detest bananas

Px "

Why?

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By *hunky Gent OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I like mine overly ripe and soft, especially in a sandwich

Now i want a banana butty with chocolate sauce.

If you can spread chocolate I don’t want to eat it

I have some squeezy stuff -less messy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Submerged in custard

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By *hunky Gent OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Submerged in custard

Hot or cold?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ripe and peeled usually ..

I've only recently found out I've been peeling them from the wrong end.

Eh lol ..

Until recently, I've always opened them from the top (as they hang). Silly me.

That’s the way I open them .. ...

.. to me it’s right

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

I've gone off them.

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By *hunky Gent OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I've gone off them."

Too much of a good thing?

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Heyy Chunky

I don't like mine unripe and hard.

I like them ripe but not overly ripe.

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

"I like them in cake

I thought you might say - inside a ring donut.

Ahh, I see where you’re going with this! Not sure Krispy Kreme serve them like that!

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By *hunky Gent OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Heyy Chunky

I don't like mine unripe and hard.

I like them ripe but not overly ripe."

One perfect banana coming up.

Before or after the kebab?

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By *hunky Gent OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I like them in cake

I thought you might say - inside a ring donut.

Ahh, I see where you’re going with this! Not sure Krispy Kreme serve them like that!"

I could do a special one -just for you to get your mouth around.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My work colleague used to smash them on wholemeal toast and the other side was covered in raspberry jam. He loved it. Bless him

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By *hunky Gent OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"My work colleague used to smash them on wholemeal toast and the other side was covered in raspberry jam. He loved it. Bless him

So - coated on both sides?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When yellow

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Hate them. Vile things.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Submerged in custard

Hot or cold? "

Hot custard

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By *hunky Gent OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"When yellow "

A popular choice.

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By *hunky Gent OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Hate them. Vile things."

More for me then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Squishy! Better to cook with!

A new batch of toffee banana muffins cooling as I type!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Peeled and marinated in pussy juice

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By *hunky Gent OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Squishy! Better to cook with!

A new batch of toffee banana muffins cooling as I type!

Im on my way round to sample your muffin.

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By *ustfun1000Man
over a year ago

hanwell

I love using for forplay ripe but still firm , eating them afterwards ??

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By *hunky Gent OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I love using for forplay ripe but still firm , eating them afterwards ?? "

I was always taught not to play with me food, but I'm not sure this applies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like them in the bin

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Hate them. Vile things.

More for me then.

Yoire more than welcome to them

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By *obbychickWoman
over a year ago

Essex

I like my banana’s firm but very sweet please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hard. Like only just turned from green to yellow "

I like this as well, where the tips have some green on them still.

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By *hunky Gent OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I like them in the bin

Awwww. Poor bananas.

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By *hunky Gent OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I like my banana’s firm but very sweet please

Just like me then?

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By *hunky Gent OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Hate them. Vile things.

More for me then.

Yoire more than welcome to them"

Awww. Ta.

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By *obbychickWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"I like my banana’s firm but very sweet please

Just like me then?

you’re definitely full of a lot of sweetness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With peace.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"With peace."

Bananas in pyjamas

Waving white pillow covers

They don't allow dramas

Just gentle threading lovers

Peace'n'bananas..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"With peace.

Bananas in pyjamas

Waving white pillow covers

They don't allow dramas

Just gentle threading lovers

Peace'n'bananas..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"With peace.

Bananas in pyjamas

Waving white pillow covers

They don't allow dramas

Just gentle threading lovers

Peace'n'bananas..

Jim why do you need two Bananas you greedy sucker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm going to keep my eye on this post

You're Bananas!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"With peace.

Bananas in pyjamas

Waving white pillow covers

They don't allow dramas

Just gentle threading lovers

Peace'n'bananas..

Jim why do you need two Bananas you greedy sucker

I have a healthy appetite.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My work colleague used to smash them on wholemeal toast and the other side was covered in raspberry jam. He loved it. Bless him

So - coated on both sides?

Slammed together

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Most people open them the wrong way!

And there is a right and wrong way

Tell me how to open.

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Baked in foil, with a slit down one side filled with chocolate.

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By *hunky Gent OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I like my banana’s firm but very sweet please

Just like me then?

you’re definitely full of a lot of sweetness "

Smooth talker.

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By *hunky Gent OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"My work colleague used to smash them on wholemeal toast and the other side was covered in raspberry jam. He loved it. Bless him

So - coated on both sides?

Slammed together

Phew.

That actually sounds nice.

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By *hunky Gent OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Baked in foil, with a slit down one side filled with chocolate."

Slit in the skin or the insides?

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By *obbychickWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"I like my banana’s firm but very sweet please

Just like me then?

you’re definitely full of a lot of sweetness

Smooth talker.

It’s a skill I possess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In my tailpipe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As they cum. Not bothered love bananagy.

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By *hunky Gent OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I like my banana’s firm but very sweet please

Just like me then?

you’re definitely full of a lot of sweetness

Smooth talker.

It’s a skill I possess

You have many skills.

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By *hunky Gent OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"In my tailpipe "

You must be from Beverly Hills.

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By *hunky Gent OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"As they cum. Not bothered love bananagy. "

A new word for the oxford dictionary.

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By *arex2Couple
over a year ago

Bradford

"For fun.

Do you like them hard?

Or nice and ripe?

Or a bit squishy?

Maybe you're not a banana lover.

In my (what I call) my monkey....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the bin

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By *hunky Gent OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"For fun.

Do you like them hard?

Or nice and ripe?

Or a bit squishy?

Maybe you're not a banana lover.

In my (what I call) my monkey...."

Please - tell me more.

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By *hunky Gent OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"In the bin "

And what have the bananas ever done to deserve that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Skin speckled with black - indicates fruit getting sweeter.

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By *hunky Gent OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Skin speckled with black - indicates fruit getting sweeter."

I've learned something today then.

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By *CandBCouple
over a year ago

Taunton

No votes for banoffee pie yet?

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By *hunky Gent OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"No votes for banoffee pie yet?"

Not yet, got to be one of my favourite desserts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still slightly hard, I don’t like them mushy or bruised x

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By *hunky Gent OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Still slightly hard, I don’t like them mushy or bruised x "

Mushy seems to only be the preference for cooking with.

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over a year ago

"As they cum. Not bothered love bananagy.

A new word for the oxford dictionary.

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