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By *ntrepid Explorers OP   Couple
over a year ago

Birmingham

If you had to fight a sentient, human sized biscuit, if you HAD TO, which would be the easiest to defeat, and how?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Can I have some of what you're having today please

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

Pink wafer and water. Done.

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By *ntrepid Explorers OP   Couple
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Can I have some of what you're having today please "

oh trust me, it's what I'm escaping from... And you don't want that.

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By *ntrepid Explorers OP   Couple
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Pink wafer and water. Done."

It's a good plan, but they're pretty thick, all those layers... Good luck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely a plain hobnob because it would crumble quickly with the lightest of punches. Ginger nuts would be invincible!

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

Don't go chocolate finger unless you intend to drop a grand piano on it

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

A hobnob. They're all mouth and no trousers.

I'd throw a cup of tea at it and watch it disintegrate in seconds.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I have some of what you're having today please "

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By *ntrepid Explorers OP   Couple
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Definitely a plain hobnob because it would crumble quickly with the lightest of punches. Ginger nuts would be invincible! "

Please, talk of punching gets threads deleted!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A hobnob. They're all mouth and no trousers.

I'd throw a cup of tea at it and watch it disintegrate in seconds.

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Great minds...

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

Rich Tea and a large pot of tea ... will melt into a soggy mess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sentient... conscious biscuit.

Jammy dodger. I'd be able to ride it for hours because those things are sturdy!!

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By *orwegian BlueMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

It would have to be a rich tea finger..

It could be defeated with a glass of milk, which from childhood memory at kindergarten (was called play school in my day), it would dissolve into a soggy mess within a millisecond of dunking in the milk..

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South

Rich Tea. I’d throw a cup of tea at it and watch it get soggy and collapse a bit, allowing me to do a Chuck Norris kick right through the middle of it and destroy it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Actually, some clarification is needed. Which of the various sentient types of biscuit is the least intelligent? I'll fight that one.

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

Ginger nut. I'd befriend it, and roll into battle with it!

Indestructible!!!!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Arnotts Mint Slice.

At least I'd die happy.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

A Jaffa Cake, with a blowtorch, the job's a good 'un

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By *ntrepid Explorers OP   Couple
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Actually, some clarification is needed. Which of the various sentient types of biscuit is the least intelligent? I'll fight that one."

Are you trying to turn this into the Princess Bride? Got any Iocaine powder handy?

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By *ntrepid Explorers OP   Couple
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Arnotts Mint Slice.

At least I'd die happy."

Bloody forrins, pick a proper British biscuit!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Arnotts Mint Slice.

At least I'd die happy.

Bloody forrins, pick a proper British biscuit! "

No

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By *ntrepid Explorers OP   Couple
over a year ago

Birmingham


"A Jaffa Cake, with a blowtorch, the job's a good 'un "

Do we really need to go over the Jaffa Cake legal trials again?

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

When you say human sized, that covers a whole range of options.

If we’re talking Jimmy Kranky, I’m all over it. If it’s Jonah Lomu, then not a chance.

I’d take a Kranky sized plain digestive any day if the week

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"A hobnob. They're all mouth and no trousers.

I'd throw a cup of tea at it and watch it disintegrate in seconds.

Great minds..."

They play the subterfuge game very well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rich tea with a hot drink, last 0.1 second

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Actually, some clarification is needed. Which of the various sentient types of biscuit is the least intelligent? I'll fight that one.

Are you trying to turn this into the Princess Bride? Got any Iocaine powder handy?"

Not if the biscuit has the same god-awful voice as Vizzini! I'm out.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d rather reassure the broken biscuits that everything is going to be alright and they to are loved.

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

Maryland cookie. I’d let it stand outside for 30 seconds and it would go soft on its own.

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By *ntrepid Explorers OP   Couple
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Maryland cookie. I’d let it stand outside for 30 seconds and it would go soft on its own. "

We met some men like that!

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