FabSwingers.com forum: Tell other people you're a swinger

By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

Without actually telling them you're a swinger,

Curly wurly for the funniest/cleverest way of telling others

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton

"Without actually telling them you're a swinger,

Curly wurly for the funniest/cleverest way of telling others "

Genuine story from earlier today.

“Tell me a secret that you wouldn’t tell someone on a dating app”

“I go to singer clubs”

“Oh you like singing?”

“No, autocorrect doesn’t want me to tell you that I’m a swinger”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Without actually telling them you're a swinger,

Curly wurly for the funniest/cleverest way of telling others

Genuine story from earlier today.

“Tell me a secret that you wouldn’t tell someone on a dating app”

“I go to singer clubs”

“Oh you like singing?”

“No, autocorrect doesn’t want me to tell you that I’m a swinger”

I think your phone autocorrected "hoe"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im up and down, back and forth im not a slide.

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

"Without actually telling them you're a swinger,

Curly wurly for the funniest/cleverest way of telling others

Genuine story from earlier today.

“Tell me a secret that you wouldn’t tell someone on a dating app”

“I go to singer clubs”

“Oh you like singing?”

“No, autocorrect doesn’t want me to tell you that I’m a swinger”

I think your phone autocorrected "hoe"

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Just popped down to b&q for some pampas grass and a pineapple shaped door knocker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I enjoy Glen Miller.

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"Just popped down to b&q for some pampas grass and a pineapple shaped door knocker "

I like it

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton

"Without actually telling them you're a swinger,

Curly wurly for the funniest/cleverest way of telling others

Genuine story from earlier today.

“Tell me a secret that you wouldn’t tell someone on a dating app”

“I go to singer clubs”

“Oh you like singing?”

“No, autocorrect doesn’t want me to tell you that I’m a swinger”

I think your phone autocorrected "hoe"

It knows me so well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Without actually telling them you're a swinger,

Curly wurly for the funniest/cleverest way of telling others

Genuine story from earlier today.

“Tell me a secret that you wouldn’t tell someone on a dating app”

“I go to singer clubs”

“Oh you like singing?”

“No, autocorrect doesn’t want me to tell you that I’m a swinger”

I think your phone autocorrected "hoe"

Totally taking that as you're in agreement

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

button moon

I always leave my keys in an ashtray or bowl for safe keeping

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By *exyfuncouple-40Couple
over a year ago

Bloxham

"Just popped down to b&q for some pampas grass and a pineapple shaped door knocker "

Did they have any in stock or all gone ?

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just popped down to b&q for some pampas grass and a pineapple shaped door knocker "

I didn't know about these until recently!

Speaking of... I still haven't removed that pineapple ornament from my front lawn...

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By *exyfuncouple-40Couple
over a year ago

Bloxham

A couple of copies of readers wives from 80’s on book case

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By *exyfuncouple-40Couple
over a year ago

Bloxham

"Just popped down to b&q for some pampas grass and a pineapple shaped door knocker

I didn't know about these until recently!

Speaking of... I still haven't removed that pineapple ornament from my front lawn...

Do you get lots of people knocking to put there keys in a bowl

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

"Without actually telling them you're a swinger,

Curly wurly for the funniest/cleverest way of telling others

Genuine story from earlier today.

“Tell me a secret that you wouldn’t tell someone on a dating app”

“I go to singer clubs”

“Oh you like singing?”

“No, autocorrect doesn’t want me to tell you that I’m a swinger”

I think your phone autocorrected "hoe"

Totally taking that as you're in agreement

Oh yes

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

"Just popped down to b&q for some pampas grass and a pineapple shaped door knocker

Did they have any in stock or all gone ?

Managed to snag the last one, can't imagine why they'd be so popular

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

I have found other swingers twice while chatting innocently at the bar - really hard sometimes to distinguish if someone is being friendly or there’s more to it - we should have a secret code like oooh I like your dress and she replies never mind that fancy a shag? Something discreet!! Open to suggestions obviously!

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By *exyfuncouple-40Couple
over a year ago

Bloxham

"Just popped down to b&q for some pampas grass and a pineapple shaped door knocker

Did they have any in stock or all gone ?

Managed to snag the last one, can't imagine why they'd be so popular

You soon see when you check swingers near me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just popped down to b&q for some pampas grass and a pineapple shaped door knocker

I didn't know about these until recently!

Speaking of... I still haven't removed that pineapple ornament from my front lawn...

Do you get lots of people knocking to put there keys in a bowl

No, but men do keep turning up asking for directions... im in a dead end road....

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

In the style of Mrs Slocombe

"I do love stroking a nice pussy"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i have a flashing neon sign that i attach to a unicorn headband, that just says 'swinger'

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By *exyfuncouple-40Couple
over a year ago

Bloxham

"Just popped down to b&q for some pampas grass and a pineapple shaped door knocker

I didn't know about these until recently!

Speaking of... I still haven't removed that pineapple ornament from my front lawn...

Do you get lots of people knocking to put there keys in a bowl

No, but men do keep turning up asking for directions... im in a dead end road....

Which way do you send them

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By *exyfuncouple-40Couple
over a year ago

Bloxham

"i have a flashing neon sign that i attach to a unicorn headband, that just says 'swinger'

Px "

Does that work ?

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

Just pop your keys in that bowl there for safe keeping.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I sometimes go to the pub with ma Ace Winger T-shirt on. It's been a conversation starter in the past

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the summer I suck Fab lollies in a suggestive manner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought the only REAL answer to this would be ‘ pampas grass’ in the front garden!

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

"I thought the only REAL answer to this would be ‘ pampas grass’ in the front garden!

I emptied b&q I'm afraid

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By *imAndHerKentCouple
over a year ago

Folkestone

'I wanna be like you' from The Jungle Book playing quietly in the background.

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

Just refilling the hot tub

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By *exyfuncouple-40Couple
over a year ago

Bloxham

"Just refilling the hot tub "

Hot tubs are great fun to start a fun filled evening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good old flash off the anklet should do the trick

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Tell them you're going on holiday to Gran Canaria yet again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just have the correct parting.

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By *amantha TSWoman
over a year ago

Swindon

Having Fab as my homepage whenever I open a browser on my phone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just popped down to b&q for some pampas grass and a pineapple shaped door knocker

I didn't know about these until recently!

Speaking of... I still haven't removed that pineapple ornament from my front lawn...

Do you get lots of people knocking to put there keys in a bowl

No, but men do keep turning up asking for directions... im in a dead end road....

Which way do you send them

Down the road 100 meters and swing a left at the Pampas grass

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By *amantha TSWoman
over a year ago

Swindon

79100 is the most text number on my phone x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've said it in a matter of fact way to people and they just laugh

What more can I do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh sorry that wasn't funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I sometimes go to the pub with ma Ace Winger T-shirt on. It's been a conversation starter in the past

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brilliant!

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Iv got a flamingo on my doorstep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just install a traffic light system like Tesco Metro

Red light = House full

Green light - Room for more!

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I’ve got a ticket machine on the front door and a sign that says “Please take a ticket and wait to be called”

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