FabSwingers.com forum: Cake or anal?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just had a conversation about my passion of cake.

She said she didn't like cake, except carrot cake, but liked anal.

Surely she is in the minority.

So what shall it be?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Canal (that's what I thoughg it said).

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By *rotic-TouchTV/TS
over a year ago

doncaster

Cock plz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

anal!!!!!

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

What about a lemon drizzle enema?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"anal!!!!!

Px "

You could have your face in a cake while having anal?

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"anal!!!!!

Px "

Anal cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anal!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anal please!!

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Anal!"

Yes please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anal then cake plz

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By *otmyrealname99Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Both, but not together. The crumbs will get everywhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cake please. Though if you give me good enough cake, I'll be open to suggestions.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't like anal.... I also don't like cake.....

Can I have a banana smoothie instead?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd take anal over cake any day, if the guy was hot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't like carrot cake that much. Unless Brazilian carrot cake

Im contributing to your stats. I'll take anal over carrot cake.

the other carrot lured me more.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Cake, always

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anal!

Yes please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do love carrot cake but I've never had anal so maybe...

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Cake!

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

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By *he_virgin_maryWoman
over a year ago

Here, there and everywhere!

Anal!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it stunned silence? How could anyone picked something else than a cake ?

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton

"Just had a conversation about my passion of cake.

She said she didn't like cake, except carrot cake, but liked anal.

Surely she is in the minority.

So what shall it be? "

How about giving anal whilst eating carrot cake?

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By *icevicebabyWoman
over a year ago

Dublin North

Cake please

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By *umalotagainMan
over a year ago

a town called malice

"Anal!"

How about anal with cake on the side

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just had a conversation about my passion of cake.

She said she didn't like cake, except carrot cake, but liked anal.

Surely she is in the minority.

So what shall it be? "

Lots of Anal first and then a cup of tea and a thin slice of coffee and walnut cake after. Yum yum

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

What about a cake shaped like an arse, best of both worlds, or is that wrong

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By *ydrewMan
over a year ago

forest

Anal surely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Both, but if I had to choose... Cake

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By *irty desireWoman
over a year ago

newcatle

Cake whore here!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anal whore here

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Is it stunned silence? How could anyone picked something else than a cake ?

I thought I'd typed, I was checking my carrot cake I'm baking

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"I'd take anal over cake any day, if the guy was hot

What if the cake was hot? Would that suffice?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Can I eat cake while getting anal?

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

I'm going to go ahead and put K down for some carrot cake

LvM

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By *thena123Woman
over a year ago

Swansea

I'll eat cake while having anal if you don't mind!!

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By *candiumWoman
over a year ago

oban

Neither if I'm honest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anal! But love cake! Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely cake followed by more cake

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By *he MuffinmanMan
over a year ago

West Gloucestershire

"Just had a conversation about my passion of cake.

She said she didn't like cake, except carrot cake, but liked anal.

Surely she is in the minority.

So what shall it be? "

Why not have both at the same time....with a cherry on top? Lol

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By *lorious hole bs16Man
over a year ago

Bristol

Ex sailor here so it's gotta be navy cake

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Just had a conversation about my passion of cake.

She said she didn't like cake, except carrot cake, but liked anal.

Surely she is in the minority.

So what shall it be? "

Combine the two?

Messy anal, but not THAT kind of messy anal.

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

I'm going to buck the trend, pull on a strap on and give anal whilst delicately munching on a triple chocolate slice of heaven

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

No contest! Has to b cake! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anal.... deffo xxx

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Definitely cake. We don't have any interest in anal.

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I'll give anal whilst waiting for the cake to bake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ex sailor here so it's gotta be navy cake

What's a navy cake?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Anal here please.

But I'll bring cake

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By *lorious hole bs16Man
over a year ago

Bristol

"Ex sailor here so it's gotta be navy cake

What's a navy cake?"

Anal intercourse aka bum fucking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't like anal.... I also don't like cake.....

Can I have a banana smoothie instead?

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"I'm going to buck the trend, pull on a strap on and give anal whilst delicately munching on a triple chocolate slice of heaven

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cake, always. Never that other thing

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By *urora1912Woman
over a year ago

Norfolk East anglia

Cake always

no to anal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll give anal whilst waiting for the cake to bake

The correct answer. We can enjoy the cake while my bum recovers

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Anal here please.

But I'll bring cake

Why bring it when I can make it

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Cake, always. Never that other thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like carrot cake and anal as well.....say hi from me

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By *.R.MMan
over a year ago

Norfolk

Cake

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What about a cake shaped like an arse, best of both worlds, or is that wrong

The filling would be problematic.

I'd go cake personally if told I could only have one.

Good to see some cake lovers have their priorities sorted, nowt wrong with everything in moderation though.

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By *8 genny shovelMan
over a year ago

Devon

Anal for me.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

I'm not overly keen on carrot cake but I do love giving anal. I wouldn't suggest mixing the two together though

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By *andycandy88Woman
over a year ago

Northolt

"Cake, always. Never that other thing

what she said

I'm with Nell

anal is a no go for me xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm gonna bake a cake and then fuck it in the arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Red velvet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This really is about having your cake and eating it

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By *olidOak85Couple
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"Just had a conversation about my passion of cake.

She said she didn't like cake, except carrot cake, but liked anal.

Surely she is in the minority.

So what shall it be? "

Both! Looove carrot cake!

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By *lice AgainTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

I hate cake.

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

Cheesecake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eccles cake for me

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By *ogueAngelMan
over a year ago

Near Bath / Bristol

Probably anal, but with a pit stop about 2 hours in for a coffee and walnut cake to maintain stamina for the next couple of hours.

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By *ustus46Couple
over a year ago

Leicester

I like your opinion

Any contact number please?

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Being an anal virgin, I'll go for option b

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Anal... with two cheesecakes... upside down ..on her boobs

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I have a chocolate eclair.

Do what you want with it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"anal!!!!!

You could have your face in a cake while having anal? "

No that’s progressive thinking right there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The answer is always cake......

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By *ow are you ABCMan
over a year ago

Chester

Anal for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cake is for pussies

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Cheesecake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cake is for pussies

But it would make a mess cramming a Mr Kipling French fancy up a foofage....!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cake is for pussies

But it would make a mess cramming a Mr Kipling French fancy up a foofage....!!

He does ruin exceedingly good fannies!

Messy is good!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cake is for pussies

But it would make a mess cramming a Mr Kipling French fancy up a foofage....!!

He does ruin exceedingly good fannies!

Messy is good!

Gawd, I have a really Crystal clear image now of it actually happening!! I need professional help!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cake is for pussies

But it would make a mess cramming a Mr Kipling French fancy up a foofage....!!

He does ruin exceedingly good fannies!

Messy is good!

Gawd, I have a really Crystal clear image now of it actually happening!! I need professional help!!

Sponge fingers!

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By *ySweetLadyWoman
over a year ago

London

Anal!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anal but be gentle

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By *edantic SheilaWoman
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Cake please

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

I'll take a slice of cake please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anal every time xx

I need to burn off something calories from eating cake. Xx

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I make exceedingly good cakes

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

Cake, definitely cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t like cake , so …………….

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By *reeneggsandsamMan
over a year ago

Perpignan and cap

Cake for me too please.

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By *yesgreenMan
over a year ago

north and south

"Cake for me too please. "
carrot cake for me but love all you anal loving ladies, Lot of you ladies on my hot list including lucky Couples enjoy

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Anal while eating cake

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Anal while eating cake

Open wide.

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By *lorious hole bs16Man
over a year ago

Bristol

Lemon drizzled over the rosebud..

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By *eyboard123456Man
over a year ago

shirebrook

Why I'm I thinking of the face of "Bruce Bogtrotter" from Roald Dahl's Matilda

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh dear lord this is the hardest choice ever, I love both. I refuse to choose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anal while eating cake

My idea of heaven

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Anal while eating cake

My idea of heaven

Would you like cream with that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anal while eating cake

My idea of heaven

Would you like cream with that?

Full fat cream please

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Anal while eating cake

My idea of heaven

Would you like cream with that?

Full fat cream please

That's definitely me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cake

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By *eachybobMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh ish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anal while eating cake

What about a bowl of really good good ice cream....just to make it easier

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By *luttTV/TS
over a year ago

Duns

Anal please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Amal. Or eat whatever from it, as alot like to do... Icing maybe

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

Anal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How the hell did the conversation move from cake... to anal? Were you just firing questions at her?

Cake for me. I will never do anal again, it's just for my poo now.

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By *ittle-Miss-Cunty-1Woman
over a year ago

Your basement, Cuntsville

Anal

that satisfies me better than cake could ever do

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

They’re both overrated imo. Special occasions only.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Chunky's cake delivery service is available.

Just saying.

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By *yesgreenMan
over a year ago

north and south

"Anal

that satisfies me better than cake could ever do

"
Anal is not for everyone but then neither is cake , Compromise each to there own , It’s a lady’s prerogative

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Right now, cake.

Yesterday was a different day

Who know what tomorrow may yearn...

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By *melia DominaTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)

Anal please. Less calories...

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By *icky007Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

Cake first and Anal 2nd ..... can have both at the same time if lady agrees

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By *thletic Fella!!Man
over a year ago

Wigan

Whats that old question?

Would you rather sit on a cock and eat cake or sit on cake and eat cock?

Its a tough one, I'll just leave it here for a while.

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