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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

... about how abso-bloody-lutely enormous my cock is - because it hasn't been done before, right?! No, wait! Hear me out ...

It's a Leviathan! It's huge. Gargantuan probably covers it better.

My head is almost as big as my head.

All other cocks pale into insignificance beside it.

Wide angle lenses can't capture it.

Ladies, mine is the best.

Gulliver's is small by comparison.

It's a bone that would frighten my dog.

The cost of having underwear specially modified at the front is bankrupting me.

When it explodes, it's like a water cannon. Seriously, they could quell a riot with it.

It makes the Stratosphere in Vegas look like a scale model.

Guys, seriously, bow before your leader.

Bring it on!!!!! Do your best/worst forum!! I'm supremely confident in my abilities ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll cut it off an keep in a formalin jar, if it bothers you that greatly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this because that other guy was getting all the attention for his?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"... about how abso-bloody-lutely enormous my cock is - because it hasn't been done before, right?! No, wait! Hear me out ...

It's a Leviathan! It's huge. Gargantuan probably covers it better.

My head is almost as big as my head.

All other cocks pale into insignificance beside it.

Wide angle lenses can't capture it.

Ladies, mine is the best.

Gulliver's is small by comparison.

It's a bone that would frighten my dog.

The cost of having underwear specially modified at the front is bankrupting me.

When it explodes, it's like a water cannon. Seriously, they could quell a riot with it.

It makes the Stratosphere in Vegas look like a scale model.

Guys, seriously, bow before your leader.

Bring it on!!!!! Do your best/worst forum!! I'm supremely confident in my abilities ... "

Have you considered going commando ?

Surely it will feel a little colder but would probably save you a fortune ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've not seen your cock OP, but you do have a nice bum

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Where is it then?

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By *irty desireWoman
over a year ago

newcatle


"... about how abso-bloody-lutely enormous my cock is - because it hasn't been done before, right?! No, wait! Hear me out ...

It's a Leviathan! It's huge. Gargantuan probably covers it better.

My head is almost as big as my head.

All other cocks pale into insignificance beside it.

Wide angle lenses can't capture it.

Ladies, mine is the best.

Gulliver's is small by comparison.

It's a bone that would frighten my dog.

The cost of having underwear specially modified at the front is bankrupting me.

When it explodes, it's like a water cannon. Seriously, they could quell a riot with it.

It makes the Stratosphere in Vegas look like a scale model.

Guys, seriously, bow before your leader.

Bring it on!!!!! Do your best/worst forum!! I'm supremely confident in my abilities ... "

But is it as big as my ass... if you cluck bate make sure you fab it so i can get on hot photos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll cut it off an keep in a formalin jar, if it bothers you that greatly "

Cockseum.

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By *irty desireWoman
over a year ago

newcatle

[Removed by poster at 15/05/21 14:00:18]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"... about how abso-bloody-lutely enormous my cock is - because it hasn't been done before, right?! No, wait! Hear me out ...

It's a Leviathan! It's huge. Gargantuan probably covers it better.

My head is almost as big as my head.

All other cocks pale into insignificance beside it.

Wide angle lenses can't capture it.

Ladies, mine is the best.

Gulliver's is small by comparison.

It's a bone that would frighten my dog.

The cost of having underwear specially modified at the front is bankrupting me.

When it explodes, it's like a water cannon. Seriously, they could quell a riot with it.

It makes the Stratosphere in Vegas look like a scale model.

Guys, seriously, bow before your leader.

Bring it on!!!!! Do your best/worst forum!! I'm supremely confident in my abilities ... "
have you thought about a reduction haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mind you don't trip over it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's going on? I'm hungry if that helps

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll cut it off an keep in a formalin jar, if it bothers you that greatly "

Kind of John Wayne Bobbit meets Dolly the Sheep?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd ask to look at it, but I'm blinded by imperfections

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd ask to look at it, but I'm blinded by imperfections "

Your not alone

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I want to see it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"... about how abso-bloody-lutely enormous my cock is - because it hasn't been done before, right?! No, wait! Hear me out ...

It's a Leviathan! It's huge. Gargantuan probably covers it better.

My head is almost as big as my head.

All other cocks pale into insignificance beside it.

Wide angle lenses can't capture it.

Ladies, mine is the best.

Gulliver's is small by comparison.

It's a bone that would frighten my dog.

The cost of having underwear specially modified at the front is bankrupting me.

When it explodes, it's like a water cannon. Seriously, they could quell a riot with it.

It makes the Stratosphere in Vegas look like a scale model.

Guys, seriously, bow before your leader.

Bring it on!!!!! Do your best/worst forum!! I'm supremely confident in my abilities ...

Have you considered going commando ?

Surely it will feel a little colder but would probably save you a fortune ?"

Actually, you may have a point. Nothing quite like a good stiff breeze across your cheeks.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I want to see it "

You doubt my outlandish claim? How could you?!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"... about how abso-bloody-lutely enormous my cock is - because it hasn't been done before, right?! No, wait! Hear me out ...

It's a Leviathan! It's huge. Gargantuan probably covers it better.

My head is almost as big as my head.

All other cocks pale into insignificance beside it.

Wide angle lenses can't capture it.

Ladies, mine is the best.

Gulliver's is small by comparison.

It's a bone that would frighten my dog.

The cost of having underwear specially modified at the front is bankrupting me.

When it explodes, it's like a water cannon. Seriously, they could quell a riot with it.

It makes the Stratosphere in Vegas look like a scale model.

Guys, seriously, bow before your leader.

Bring it on!!!!! Do your best/worst forum!! I'm supremely confident in my abilities ...

Have you considered going commando ?

Surely it will feel a little colder but would probably save you a fortune ?

Actually, you may have a point. Nothing quite like a good stiff breeze across your cheeks. "

20+ years since I wore boxers or underpants

Your welcome op

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

I’m so happy for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've seen it all now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is the beeeeeaaaaautiful lady on 2 May pic She-Hulk then? ... I’m wondering about hands and perspectives x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" I've seen it all now. "

On so many levels ...

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

I excitedly went to view your cock...

Where's the dick pics!?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is the beeeeeaaaaautiful lady on 2 May pic She-Hulk then? ... I’m wondering about hands and perspectives x"

I would never dream of describing her that way.

I had to Photoshop it down in size so folks looking at it didn't feel inadequate

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I excitedly went to view your cock...

Where's the dick pics!?"

Same place as my sense of seriousness at the moment - hidden!!

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"I excitedly went to view your cock...

Where's the dick pics!?

Same place as my sense of seriousness at the moment - hidden!! "

Shame that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come on folks lets get this thread up to 175 was it ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is the beeeeeaaaaautiful lady on 2 May pic She-Hulk then? ... I’m wondering about hands and perspectives x

I would never dream of describing her that way.

I had to Photoshop it down in size so folks looking at it didn't feel inadequate "

*Ooop just so you know ... she-hulk is absolutely gorgeous (daughter has comic books) - and in no way like hulk hulk x

Photoshop? ... hmmmm ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I lived a similar life for a while....I had to wear a kilt because I couldnt find boxers or trousers able to take the strain.

Life is much better after the reduction surgery.....finally enough blood for the two of us.Found a practised surgeon in the states.....A Dr Bobbit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I lived a similar life for a while....I had to wear a kilt because I couldnt find boxers or trousers able to take the strain.

Life is much better after the reduction surgery.....finally enough blood for the two of us.Found a practised surgeon in the states.....A Dr Bobbit "

Do you have before and after photos ?

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

Seeing is believing

And I believe BigHarold still wears the crown

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Seeing is believing

And I believe BigHarold still wears the crown"

And I think we know where

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll cut it off an keep in a formalin jar, if it bothers you that greatly

Kind of John Wayne Bobbit meets Dolly the Sheep? "

I've seen Dolly in a museum. Fascinating. I like morbid things though. I'll excuse myself now.

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