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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Priest and Nun on a camel in the Sahara desert the camel drops dead leaving them doomed. Realising their fate, and having never seen a naked woman,?the priest ask the nun to show her tits and she agrees,providing he shows his cock. They begin to fondle each other and the priest gets an erection.priest says, 'you know if i put this in the right place i can create life' .... 'good said the nun'?Stick it up the camels arse and lets get the fuck out of here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sorry bud thats shit ,,,,

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By *wencatWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

better than my jokes now they shit I always nearly forget the punch line I like it anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"sorry bud thats shit ,,,,"

Either thats a classic pun... Or youve got the hump...

Nice one OP...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol, heard it before but it did make me chuckle

Here's my offering.......

Two 16 yr old girls at school. One is really posh, while the other is a bit of a slapper. The teacher asks the posh one to give her a sentence with the word improper in it. She replies in her posh accent, "my father had an affair with my auntie, that was most improper." The teacher then asks the same question to the slapper, who says, "last night, my bloke was shagging me from behind and when his bollocks were slappin against my arse, i knew he was in proper.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brilliant end to the Olympic games team gb took 29 golds, Hungary took 8, and Somalia took a couple from Worcester.

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By *igTeeMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Here's a joke for you

I nudged the wife in bed.

"Are you awake?

"She grunted.

"Do you want sex?

"She grunted again.

I presumed it was a No.

"Well can I have a wank and come in your hair then?"

"You filthy bastard" she muttered.

"What about my enjoyment?"

"Sorry, you're right" I replied. "Do you want to put your radio on while I do it?"

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By *igTeeMan
over a year ago

Bradford

After bumping into my ex, I found out she still misses my cock.

After saying hello, I turned to walk away and heard her friend ask, " Is that your ex?"

She said, " Yeah, what a prick."

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Apple has announced today that they have developed a breast implant that can store and play music.

The iTit will cost £499 - £699, depending on cup and speaker size. This is considered a major social breakthrough as women are always complaining that men are staring at their breasts and never listen to them.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lol, heard it before but it did make me chuckle

Here's my offering.......

Two 16 yr old girls at school. One is really posh, while the other is a bit of a slapper. The teacher asks the posh one to give her a sentence with the word improper in it. She replies in her posh accent, "my father had an affair with my auntie, that was most improper." The teacher then asks the same question to the slapper, who says, "last night, my bloke was shagging me from behind and when his bollocks were slappin against my arse, i knew he was in proper."

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