FabSwingers.com forum: Lighten Up

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Which phrases tick you off and get your goat?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All these trending phrases and the likes.

Anything previously like 'Yolo' to the current 'Karen'.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

It's banter!

It's not fucking banter if the person it's aimed at doesn't find it funny. It's bullying.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Oh and on here.... 'FIFY'

I said what i said, I don't need your smug arse fixing it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ello bruv

I’m not your bruv and it’s hello

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

It irks me when people reply they're 'not bad'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too many to mention..

Over 600 blocked feel free to pick one....

Hun n babe to start with..

And those blokes who think women don't have a brain!

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Calm down

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's banter!

It's not fucking banter if the person it's aimed at doesn't find it funny. It's bullying. "

Or 'joshing'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Which phrases tick you off and get your goat?"

‘We should put a jacket on your goat!’

‘I think your goat needs a new hat!’

‘Is it okay to rest my brew on your goats back!’

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By *entGent75Man
over a year ago

Dartford

Moving forward

We must continue/start a dialogue

Draw a line under it

I don't mean to be rude but.....

The use of the word 'pants' when they are in fact 'knickers ! Or the use of the word 'panties' ....

Jeezze, i need to lighten up this morning !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m taking the train into achievement city, they say the lifts there are so swift that your tits kiss your ball bag on the way up! .

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

I hate the word banter, and aggy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chillax

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bye felicia

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By *he rover returnedWoman
over a year ago

xxx

Princess, any man calling me princess fills me with a rage that makes me want to scream. I'm not a fu@cking princess !!!

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By *ubmissiveman2uMan
over a year ago

Cheshire

I cant put a plaster on it...

Dont do what you did in the first place then.....

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Triggered.... Often said with an air of triumph.

I'm not triggered dick head, I just don't agree with you and have told you so.

Are you triggered because someone had the balls to tell you you are wrong?

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Triggered.... Often said with an air of triumph.

I'm not triggered dick head, I just don't agree with you and have told you so.

Are you triggered because someone had the balls to tell you you are wrong? "

Yeah it also feels a bit shitty towards people with with things like PTSD

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By *innocentMan
over a year ago

Littlehampton

I love language, and playing with words and punctuation in a way that is a little unusual for most. My writing style in any form is akin to Edgar Alan Poe.

I have found that alas, people can be just as put off and dismayed by this, just as much as they are with the phrases already quoted within this here thread.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

I have OCD.

No you don't, you just like things to be tidy and orderly.

OCD is a diagnosed mental health condition whereby you imagine awful things happening if you don't do things in a certain way or a certain number of times. It's debilitating for those who actually have it and you saying you have it just because you like your tins lined up in a cupboard is actually mocking those who genuinely do have it.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

I have a few of these lol

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Triggered.... Often said with an air of triumph.

I'm not triggered dick head, I just don't agree with you and have told you so.

Are you triggered because someone had the balls to tell you you are wrong?

Yeah it also feels a bit shitty towards people with with things like PTSD"

Absolutely x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was meant to be

It just wasn’t meant to be

All that sort of stuff. As though life and choices are pre ordained.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have OCD.

No you don't, you just like things to be tidy and orderly.

People who say it cause they like their sock drawer tidy, that’s not OCD that’s being organised, seen it so many times.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People calling me babe or babes grrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wifey

Matey

Hubby

All make my eyelid twitch

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have OCD.

No you don't, you just like things to be tidy and orderly.

People who say it cause they like their sock drawer tidy, that’s not OCD that’s being organised, seen it so many times. "

And if you like your books lined up and in order of publisher. Or like lending them out to people because they never come back in the same condition.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pull yourself together.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pull yourself together. "

And cheer up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pull yourself together.

And cheer up."

Oh don't be so grumpy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pull yourself together.

And cheer up.

Oh don't be so grumpy "

Smile, it might never happen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pull yourself together.

And cheer up.

Oh don't be so grumpy

Smile, it might never happen."

Life is short.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All of them!

Just speak properly

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pull yourself together.

And cheer up.

Oh don't be so grumpy

Smile, it might never happen.

Life is short. "

Live life to the fullest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate the phrase Covidiots, people look so fucking smug when they say it.

And for that matter ‘woke’ is annoying too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pull yourself together.

And cheer up.

Oh don't be so grumpy

Smile, it might never happen.

Life is short.

Live life to the fullest."

We can do it whole day....

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

I KNOW... and yes it deserves capitals as it bakes my brain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hate the phrase Covidiots, people look so fucking smug when they say it.

And for that matter ‘woke’ is annoying too."

Wakey wakey?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pull yourself together.

And cheer up.

Oh don't be so grumpy

Smile, it might never happen.

Life is short.

Live life to the fullest."

People that say these things deserve to be throat punched.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

It's just bants,

When all it is is systematic bullying.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bye, Felicia

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By *olarbear73Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

When a politician says “Look, …….”

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pull yourself together.

And cheer up.

Oh don't be so grumpy

Smile, it might never happen.

Life is short.

Live life to the fullest.

We can do it whole day....

No one's said that to me for awhile

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bye, Felicia"

Never heard that one. I don't get it?

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

The Joey pick up line. How long had it been? Time to retire that phrase forever.

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"I have OCD.

No you don't, you just like things to be tidy and orderly.

I have BCO. I like thinks in alphabetical order....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The Joey pick up line. How long had it been? Time to retire that phrase forever. "

I have resisted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Moving forward

We must continue/start a dialogue

Draw a line under it

I don't mean to be rude but.....

The use of the word 'pants' when they are in fact 'knickers ! Or the use of the word 'panties' ....

Jeezze, i need to lighten up this morning !

what is the difference between pants and knickers unless you are american?

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Banter

Be kind

Babe

Hun

Good girl.....and many more

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By *imon_hydeMan
over a year ago

Stockport

I got a message on here a couple of days from a guy who called me daddy. What the fuck.

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By *rotic-TouchTV/TS
over a year ago

doncaster

You are paranoid with issues

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Moving forward

We must continue/start a dialogue

Draw a line under it

I don't mean to be rude but.....

The use of the word 'pants' when they are in fact 'knickers ! Or the use of the word 'panties' ....

Jeezze, i need to lighten up this morning !

what is the difference between pants and knickers unless you are american? "

Men wear pants (not all men)

Women wear knickers (not all women)

With caveats as some people wear knickers and some people wear pants.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I got a message on here a couple of days from a guy who called me daddy. What the fuck."

Paternity test?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lots of the ones said above for me too ...

its more the way someone purposefully winds you up or sets off a grenade or comes out with something that is total garbage , specifically looking for a reaction, then they drop in one of these really dismissive comments , like lighten up or don’t be a karen or you are a sheep all that kind of crap as though they are in someway enlightened and above all the crap they started

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Moving forward

We must continue/start a dialogue

Draw a line under it

I don't mean to be rude but.....

The use of the word 'pants' when they are in fact 'knickers ! Or the use of the word 'panties' ....

Jeezze, i need to lighten up this morning !

what is the difference between pants and knickers unless you are american?

Men wear pants (not all men)

Women wear knickers (not all women)

With caveats as some people wear knickers and some people wear pants."

hmmmmm if anything i would have thought the differential was style rather than gender in which case i definitely have some of each

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"cheer up" is always annoying lol

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By *imon_hydeMan
over a year ago

Stockport

"I got a message on here a couple of days from a guy who called me daddy. What the fuck.

Paternity test?"

Oh god he was the right kind of age

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Moving forward

We must continue/start a dialogue

Draw a line under it

I don't mean to be rude but.....

The use of the word 'pants' when they are in fact 'knickers ! Or the use of the word 'panties' ....

Jeezze, i need to lighten up this morning !

what is the difference between pants and knickers unless you are american?

Men wear pants (not all men)

Women wear knickers (not all women)

With caveats as some people wear knickers and some people wear pants.

hmmmmm if anything i would have thought the differential was style rather than gender in which case i definitely have some of each "

Pants probably shortening of underpants (pants short for pantaloons). Underpants probably meaning trousers worn under garments.

Knickers short for knickbockers (loose fitting trousers for men). Now used for short, loose fitting undergarments for women.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I got a message on here a couple of days from a guy who called me daddy. What the fuck.

Paternity test?

Oh god he was the right kind of age"

Run and hide.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pull yourself together.

And cheer up.

Oh don't be so grumpy

Smile, it might never happen.

Life is short.

Live life to the fullest.

We can do it whole day....

No one's said that to me for awhile

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pull yourself together.

And cheer up.

Oh don't be so grumpy

Smile, it might never happen.

Life is short.

Live life to the fullest.

We can do it whole day....

No one's said that to me for awhile

It does sound exhausting though. A vape and a cup of tea would do me

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

""cheer up" is always annoying lol"

Especially when customers say it to people working on the checkouts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Moving forward

We must continue/start a dialogue

Draw a line under it

I don't mean to be rude but.....

The use of the word 'pants' when they are in fact 'knickers ! Or the use of the word 'panties' ....

Jeezze, i need to lighten up this morning !

what is the difference between pants and knickers unless you are american?

Men wear pants (not all men)

Women wear knickers (not all women)

With caveats as some people wear knickers and some people wear pants.

hmmmmm if anything i would have thought the differential was style rather than gender in which case i definitely have some of each

Pants probably shortening of underpants (pants short for pantaloons). Underpants probably meaning trousers worn under garments.

Knickers short for knickbockers (loose fitting trousers for men). Now used for short, loose fitting undergarments for women."

okay then god knows what i am wearing because its neither of these

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By *eadseekerMan
over a year ago

worcester

Bants

Bro

All of the "you get me fam" knobheads.

Don't be a Karen

People correcting others on their spelling and grammar, mine is pretty good so rarely gets corrected but there's a guy in a WhatsApp group I'm in that spell checks everybody and I hate him for it.

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

It is what it is

- you don’t say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

this one is probably because i am old now

but what is this “that cap” ... have you missed l the r from crap?

and that new ridiculously offensive song ... “look at the state of her body” .... is apparently now a good thing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"this one is probably because i am old now

but what is this “that cap” ... have you missed l the r from crap?

and that new ridiculously offensive song ... “look at the state of her body” .... is apparently now a good thing

They're new to me.

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By *entGent75Man
over a year ago

Dartford

"Moving forward

We must continue/start a dialogue

Draw a line under it

I don't mean to be rude but.....

The use of the word 'pants' when they are in fact 'knickers ! Or the use of the word 'panties' ....

Jeezze, i need to lighten up this morning !

what is the difference between pants and knickers unless you are american?

Men wear pants (not all men)

Women wear knickers (not all women)

With caveats as some people wear knickers and some people wear pants.

hmmmmm if anything i would have thought the differential was style rather than gender in which case i definitely have some of each

Pants probably shortening of underpants (pants short for pantaloons). Underpants probably meaning trousers worn under garments.

Knickers short for knickbockers (loose fitting trousers for men). Now used for short, loose fitting undergarments for women.

okay then god knows what i am wearing because its neither of these

Lol....happy that it generated a discussion but it still remains that men wear pants (mostly) and (mostly) women wear knickers (or stuff that men don't wear , only on occasion), (unless they are part of a small minority).

I need a lie down !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blue sky thinking is good.

Gazing blankly into the sky bad.

But aren't they the same?

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By *entGent75Man
over a year ago

Dartford

"Blue sky thinking is good.

Gazing blankly into the sky bad.

But aren't they the same?"

Just don't look directly into the sun.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Lol

Hit me up

Pop up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Man up

Get over it

Things could be worse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hear what you say" (but I'm going to totally ignore it)

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Bro

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By *oastal1968Man
over a year ago

London

Starting every reply with "so"

Would of, should of, could of?

It's would have, should have and could have. Always has been and always will be.

"Fella"

"Bants"

The list goes on.

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By *ovelifelovefuntimesMan
over a year ago

Where ever I lay my hat

Baby, hun or hon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"this one is probably because i am old now

but what is this “that cap” ... have you missed l the r from crap?

and that new ridiculously offensive song ... “look at the state of her body” .... is apparently now a good thing

Cap =lying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Blue sky thinking is good.

Gazing blankly into the sky bad.

But aren't they the same?

Just don't look directly into the sun. "

Aah. But that's seeing the sunny side of things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snowflake.. Grrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Snowflake.. Grrrr"

Ooops, at first thought that was aimed at me

"To be honest..."

What?? You hadn't been before?

Uh oh, here comes a lie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘Everything happens for a reason’

‘Chin up’

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By *asilForty77Man
over a year ago

a hundred and sixty of us living in a small shoebox in the middle of the road

Hey ho

Obs

Fam

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By *aughty_Smooth_OperatorMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Too many to mention..

Over 600 blocked feel free to pick one....

Hun n babe to start with..

And those blokes who think women don't have a brain!"

Wow 600 is it still growing daily

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By *aughty_Smooth_OperatorMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

You know what I mean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

- Who cares?

- I do !

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

Bud,

Ok bro ,

The doings ,

Calm down

Laters !!!

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

Whatever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheer up it might never happen!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'This country is being ruined'. No it fucking isn't!

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

“ I say it how it is”

“Like me or lump me”

“I don’t care what anyone thinks of me”

All those and the like, just screams arrogance or insecurity to me.

Oh and “my bad”. That phrase makes my fucking teeth itch.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Pull yourself together.

And cheer up.

Oh don't be so grumpy "

I can't help it

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

“With that being said....”

“Seriously!”

Laters

What you doin?

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Be Kind

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

The over use of the work perfect.

Them. “Can I have your address please”

Me “bla bla bla”

Them “perfect”

It’s not perfect. It’s just a simple answer to the question you asked me.

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"The over use of the work perfect.

Them. “Can I have your address please”

Me “bla bla bla”

Them “perfect”

It’s not perfect. It’s just a simple answer to the question you asked me. "

Haha.... I actually do all that on the phone , perfect , yes, yes, absolutely, sure, perfect, etc only because it works, it just becomes 2nd nature!

No phrases really bug me tbh other than that very english thing ‘not bad’

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