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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hi got a rat in the garden I put four traps out one with peanut butter one with strawberry one with tomato one with marmalade I saw him sniff them a go past them. I have caught them on marmalade and peanut butter before

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By *iscreet guy1Man
over a year ago

manchester

Clearly an aristocrat - try caviar - I’ll get my coat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Talk to the op of the “cats in my garden” thread, you can kill two birds with one stone, I mean cat, I mean rat

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By *renzMan
over a year ago

Between Chichester and Havant

If the traps still have your scent on them, then he may bypass them, especially if just appeared. Rats are clever. Leave the traps in situ for a while and see what happens.

Failing that talk to UB40.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"If the traps still have your scent on them, then he may bypass them, especially if just appeared. Rats are clever. Leave the traps in situ for a while and see what happens.

Failing that talk to UB40. "

Well yes, if it gets in the kitchen what is he going to do??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask the cat in my garden Op, to borrow said cat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If the traps still have your scent on them, then he may bypass them, especially if just appeared. Rats are clever. Leave the traps in situ for a while and see what happens.

Failing that talk to UB40.

Well yes, if it gets in the kitchen what is he going to do??"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If the traps still have your scent on them, then he may bypass them, especially if just appeared. Rats are clever. Leave the traps in situ for a while and see what happens.

Failing that talk to UB40.

Well yes, if it gets in the kitchen what is he going to do??"

Find higher ground

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"If the traps still have your scent on them, then he may bypass them, especially if just appeared. Rats are clever. Leave the traps in situ for a while and see what happens.

Failing that talk to UB40.

Well yes, if it gets in the kitchen what is he going to do??

Find higher ground

Or just say fuck it and drink some red red wine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If the traps still have your scent on them, then he may bypass them, especially if just appeared. Rats are clever. Leave the traps in situ for a while and see what happens.

Failing that talk to UB40.

Well yes, if it gets in the kitchen what is he going to do??

Find higher ground

Or just say fuck it and drink some red red wine"

Or grab the guns from the ghetto

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"If the traps still have your scent on them, then he may bypass them, especially if just appeared. Rats are clever. Leave the traps in situ for a while and see what happens.

Failing that talk to UB40.

Well yes, if it gets in the kitchen what is he going to do??

Find higher ground

Or just say fuck it and drink some red red wine

Or grab the guns from the ghetto "

He may catch 1 in 10 though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll loan you my lean mean killing machine aka as a working terrier!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If the traps still have your scent on them, then he may bypass them, especially if just appeared. Rats are clever. Leave the traps in situ for a while and see what happens.

Failing that talk to UB40.

Well yes, if it gets in the kitchen what is he going to do??

Find higher ground

Or just say fuck it and drink some red red wine

Or grab the guns from the ghetto

He may catch 1 in 10 though"

Only if it happens again

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Market Harborough/ Kettering

Put chocolate (or black pudding if you have any) on your trap, he will be an ex-rat in no time at all

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By *errysMan
over a year ago

milton keynes and kent

Why not try removing the reason its attracted to your garden. You might also be able to block its acces (when its not in there)

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

Rats are phobic about anything 'new', they won't touch it for a week or so ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get Mick Dundee in he'll sort it, thats not a cat this is a cat, leading in a liger

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By *asilForty77Man
over a year ago

a hundred and sixty of us living in a small shoebox in the middle of the road

Air rifle or a black widow catapult or if you have a plummer terrier sorted

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

My son has a jack russell he is not a ratter next door have a cat the other side a coockerpoo it looks like i might have to get the airgun out not shot one for years but i don't see it very often

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By *ostonJoeMan
over a year ago

Boston

I don't see anyone trying to defend the rats in this post!

You haven't got "a" rat. You have got lots of rats. Get the poison down.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't see anyone trying to defend the rats in this post!

You haven't got "a" rat. You have got lots of rats. Get the poison down. "

You mean unlike cats, but all animals matter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

22 rifle and a night scope should sort the little bugger.

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By *icelymarkedplusoneCouple
over a year ago

cardiff

50/50 mix of baking soda and a fatball from a bird feeder. For extra desirability add some sugar too. Find something like an empty Lurpak butter tub. Pop the mix on the lid and cut one end off the bottom part of the tub and put the bottom on the lid. It's now a cave that keeps the mix dry (baking soda needs to keep dry) and stops the birds havng a go at it. Put it where you see the rat. Give it a day or two and no more rat.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

My dad is king of rat catching in his garden lol we get regular updates on it.

He has a pond and bird feeder and we live in the country so it's to be expected but his wife doesn't like them

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By *ostonJoeMan
over a year ago

Boston

I'm gonna buy a rat stencil so I can keep a tally on the side of my shed like a WW1 fighter pilot.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"I'm gonna buy a rat stencil so I can keep a tally on the side of my shed like a WW1 fighter pilot.

And there's my father's day present idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm gonna buy a rat stencil so I can keep a tally on the side of my shed like a WW1 fighter pilot.

And there's my father's day present idea

I'll supply the cat

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thank for the messages he comes throught my garden from behind my garden to get to next door it like his rat run lol. i did have one getting into the bird feeder so i put chain wax on the pole it was a pity i did not see him trying to get up the pole. My son managed to shoot it this one has been about for a while

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"I'm gonna buy a rat stencil so I can keep a tally on the side of my shed like a WW1 fighter pilot.

And there's my father's day present idea

I'll supply the cat "

You need to stop flogging that horse, son

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm gonna buy a rat stencil so I can keep a tally on the side of my shed like a WW1 fighter pilot.

And there's my father's day present idea

I'll supply the cat

You need to stop flogging that horse, son

Thought you weren't into animal abuse...and I'm not your son thank fuck

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"I'm gonna buy a rat stencil so I can keep a tally on the side of my shed like a WW1 fighter pilot.

And there's my father's day present idea

I'll supply the cat

You need to stop flogging that horse, son

Thought you weren't into animal abuse...and I'm not your son thank fuck "

I'm not. That why I said to stop flogging it

it was a difficult sentence structure, don't get too upset there, champ

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm gonna buy a rat stencil so I can keep a tally on the side of my shed like a WW1 fighter pilot.

And there's my father's day present idea

I'll supply the cat

You need to stop flogging that horse, son

Thought you weren't into animal abuse...and I'm not your son thank fuck

I'm not. That why I said to stop flogging it

it was a difficult sentence structure, don't get too upset there, champ

Far from upset Evie, im not as sensitive as some seem to be this morning

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"I'm gonna buy a rat stencil so I can keep a tally on the side of my shed like a WW1 fighter pilot.

And there's my father's day present idea

I'll supply the cat

You need to stop flogging that horse, son

Thought you weren't into animal abuse...and I'm not your son thank fuck

I'm not. That why I said to stop flogging it

it was a difficult sentence structure, don't get too upset there, champ

Far from upset Evie, im not as sensitive as some seem to be this morning "

I thought you were going out anyway lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No wonder they come back. Glorious buffet feast

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By *ostonJoeMan
over a year ago

Boston

"Thank for the messages he comes throught my garden from behind my garden to get to next door it like his rat run lol. i did have one getting into the bird feeder so i put chain wax on the pole it was a pity i did not see him trying to get up the pole. My son managed to shoot it this one has been about for a while "

Uh oh. His relatives will probably be along soon to avenge his passing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm gonna buy a rat stencil so I can keep a tally on the side of my shed like a WW1 fighter pilot.

And there's my father's day present idea

I'll supply the cat

You need to stop flogging that horse, son

Thought you weren't into animal abuse...and I'm not your son thank fuck

I'm not. That why I said to stop flogging it

it was a difficult sentence structure, don't get too upset there, champ

Far from upset Evie, im not as sensitive as some seem to be this morning

I thought you were going out anyway lol "

I am but your repartee and banter is to distracting...lol

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"I'm gonna buy a rat stencil so I can keep a tally on the side of my shed like a WW1 fighter pilot.

And there's my father's day present idea

I'll supply the cat

You need to stop flogging that horse, son

Thought you weren't into animal abuse...and I'm not your son thank fuck

I'm not. That why I said to stop flogging it

it was a difficult sentence structure, don't get too upset there, champ

Far from upset Evie, im not as sensitive as some seem to be this morning

I thought you were going out anyway lol

I am but your repartee and banter is to distracting...lol "

I know. Its a curse sometimes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm gonna buy a rat stencil so I can keep a tally on the side of my shed like a WW1 fighter pilot.

And there's my father's day present idea

I'll supply the cat

You need to stop flogging that horse, son

Thought you weren't into animal abuse...and I'm not your son thank fuck

I'm not. That why I said to stop flogging it

it was a difficult sentence structure, don't get too upset there, champ

Far from upset Evie, im not as sensitive as some seem to be this morning

I thought you were going out anyway lol

I am but your repartee and banter is to distracting...lol

I know. Its a curse sometimes

So it seems stop it I need to sort my vets bill out

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"I'm gonna buy a rat stencil so I can keep a tally on the side of my shed like a WW1 fighter pilot.

And there's my father's day present idea

I'll supply the cat

You need to stop flogging that horse, son

Thought you weren't into animal abuse...and I'm not your son thank fuck

I'm not. That why I said to stop flogging it

it was a difficult sentence structure, don't get too upset there, champ

Far from upset Evie, im not as sensitive as some seem to be this morning

I thought you were going out anyway lol

I am but your repartee and banter is to distracting...lol

I know. Its a curse sometimes

So it seems stop it I need to sort my vets bill out "

Ok.... I'll let you kave the last word

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They will be attracted to the spilled food from the bird feeder... Unfortunately this wil be an attractive and very easy source of food for them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm gonna buy a rat stencil so I can keep a tally on the side of my shed like a WW1 fighter pilot.

And there's my father's day present idea

I'll supply the cat

You need to stop flogging that horse, son

Thought you weren't into animal abuse...and I'm not your son thank fuck

I'm not. That why I said to stop flogging it

it was a difficult sentence structure, don't get too upset there, champ

Far from upset Evie, im not as sensitive as some seem to be this morning

I thought you were going out anyway lol

I am but your repartee and banter is to distracting...lol

I know. Its a curse sometimes

So it seems stop it I need to sort my vets bill out

Ok.... I'll let you kave the last word

No you have the last word I insist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Storm rat and mouse bait wipes them out in days guaranteed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Clearly an aristocrat - try caviar - I’ll get my coat. "

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