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The Mice are Back

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

According to reports the mice are like a plague in Astralia eating everything in their path .. a bumper harvest of grain ruined by mouse droppings.. is this the apocalypse... ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"According to reports the mice are like a plague in Astralia eating everything in their path .. a bumper harvest of grain ruined by mouse droppings.. is this the apocalypse... ? "

Old news! Been doing it for decades ...

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

You’re not making this stuff up now are you Tom?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont know Tom, is it?

How about we trap them all. And feed them to the sharks?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where’s the Pied Piper when you need him?!!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Where’s the Pied Piper when you need him?!!"

Wrestling saltwater crocs

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"According to reports the mice are like a plague in Astralia eating everything in their path .. a bumper harvest of grain ruined by mouse droppings.. is this the apocalypse... ? "

Only if the mice are accompanied by the 4 horsemen ... otherwise it may just be a plague ...

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Where’s the Pied Piper when you need him?!!

Wrestling saltwater crocs "

Crikey!

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

More snakes needed..

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Taking the Mickey

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Where’s the Pied Piper when you need him?!!

Wrestling saltwater crocs

Crikey!"

It's spooky. It's like Crocodile Dundee is in the room

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Maybe they could send the American bison to trample them rather than cull them

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

I hear there is a cheese exodus from Sydney right now..

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Where’s the Pied Piper when you need him?!!

Wrestling saltwater crocs

Crikey!

It's spooky. It's like Crocodile Dundee is in the room "

That's not a knoife

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"I hear there is a cheese exodus from Sydney right now.."

Maybe they should get their university to research it

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

It's all over the news folks

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

Just eat the mice.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"It's all over the news folks "

The Outback Ranchers Weekly Digest?

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"It's all over the news folks "

Have you been reading the Grauniad again??

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Sky news folks.. after a lull they are back with a vengeance and a mission ...

I don't make this stuff up

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By *uck-RogersMan
over a year ago

Tarka trail

Don't panic. You will be quite safe providing you are not the first born. And you have a red cross on your door. Yeah yeah lipstick will be fine.

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london

This news is older than my grandma's oldest friend

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Don't panic. You will be quite safe providing you are not the first born. And you have a red cross on your door. Yeah yeah lipstick will be fine. "

Bollocks

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

This is happening as we speak in New South Australia.

It's on the news.. the second wave of mice bigger than the first

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"This is happening as we speak in New South Australia.

It's on the news.. the second wave of mice bigger than the first "

What's New South Australia?

Is it in Yorkshire?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is happening as we speak in New South Australia.

It's on the news.. the second wave of mice bigger than the first "

Seriously Tom it's been happening for decades ... at least 100 years and its disgusting to witness! Horror movie stuff ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is happening as we speak in New South Australia.

It's on the news.. the second wave of mice bigger than the first

What's New South Australia?

Is it in Yorkshire?"

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford


"This is happening as we speak in New South Australia.

It's on the news.. the second wave of mice bigger than the first

Seriously Tom it's been happening for decades ... at least 100 years and its disgusting to witness! Horror movie stuff ... "

How bad is it then..?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where’s the Pied Piper when you need him?!!

Wrestling saltwater crocs

Crikey!"

There’s a career change I didn’t see coming. Glad he followed his dream.

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

If this has gone on for years then why are these buggers not wiped out

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By *atssleepanywhereTV/TS
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Nobody is ever really too far from a rodent on this planet

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford


"Nobody is ever really too far from a rodent on this planet"

Plenty on here ..

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Sky news folks.. after a lull they are back with a vengeance and a mission ...

I don't make this stuff up"

A Mission!

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