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By *igTee OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford

My wife was getting undressed earlier in front of the mirror, when she said

"I'll never be a size 12.

"I said "Don't say that love."

"Aww, you really think I can diet and lose the weight?" she smiled.

"Don't be fucking stupid" I replied, "But there is no need to depress me as well."

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"My wife was getting undressed earlier in front of the mirror, when she said

"I'll never be a size 12.

"I said "Don't say that love."

"Aww, you really think I can diet and lose the weight?" she smiled.

"Don't be fucking stupid" I replied, "But there is no need to depress me as well.""

Thats a really brilliant joke!

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By *igTee OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"My wife was getting undressed earlier in front of the mirror, when she said

"I'll never be a size 12.

"I said "Don't say that love."

"Aww, you really think I can diet and lose the weight?" she smiled.

"Don't be fucking stupid" I replied, "But there is no need to depress me as well."Thats a really brilliant joke!"

Thank you have a look at the others lol x

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"My wife was getting undressed earlier in front of the mirror, when she said

"I'll never be a size 12.

"I said "Don't say that love."

"Aww, you really think I can diet and lose the weight?" she smiled.

"Don't be fucking stupid" I replied, "But there is no need to depress me as well."Thats a really brilliant joke!

Thank you have a look at the others lol x"

Ok will do....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its not bad, i think the Fab forum dwellers will throw their weight behind this 1 and you will recieve plenty of feedback.

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By *igTee OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"Its not bad, i think the Fab forum dwellers will throw their weight behind this 1 and you will recieve plenty of feedback."

Why tho it's only a joke? N I've got a joke page with 29K members n not everyone will like the jokes I post each to there own really m8

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cant be bothered explaing, if you not got it 1st time, dont matter .

Not a bad joke though ,granted

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By *igTee OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"Cant be bothered explaing, if you not got it 1st time, dont matter .

Not a bad joke though ,granted"

Oh well

Each to their own m8

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My wife was getting undressed earlier in front of the mirror, when she said

"I'll never be a size 12.

"I said "Don't say that love."

"Aww, you really think I can diet and lose the weight?" she smiled.

"Don't be fucking stupid" I replied, "But there is no need to depress me as well.""

You have done better 7/10

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By *igTee OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"My wife was getting undressed earlier in front of the mirror, when she said

"I'll never be a size 12.

"I said "Don't say that love."

"Aww, you really think I can diet and lose the weight?" she smiled.

"Don't be fucking stupid" I replied, "But there is no need to depress me as well."

You have done better 7/10 "

Lol got loads better

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By *igTee OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford

I walked into a tattooist today, pulled my pants down and said, "I want my girlfriend's name tattooed down my cock please."

"Well lets fucking hope her name is Sue or Ann," he replied.

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