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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

How often do you check the use by dates on condoms and lube?

Im guessing over a year of inactivity will mean buying all new supplies for some, for others maybe not but just incase youve forgotten heres a friendly reminder

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

This is actually a very good reminder!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How often do you check the use by dates on condoms and lube?

Im guessing over a year of inactivity will mean buying all new supplies for some, for others maybe not but just incase youve forgotten heres a friendly reminder "

Excellent advice. Likewise if you think an orifice doesn’t look good, give it a sniff to see if still edible. Bit like a pork chop. If it smells funny chuck it in the bin.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

It's a good reminder and I always check before using them, however eager.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How often do you check the use by dates on condoms and lube?

Im guessing over a year of inactivity will mean buying all new supplies for some, for others maybe not but just incase youve forgotten heres a friendly reminder

Excellent advice. Likewise if you think an orifice doesn’t look good, give it a sniff to see if still edible. Bit like a pork chop. If it smells funny chuck it in the bin."

Haha, funny, Lol, etc. Maybe its better to suggest making sure your sti check ups are up to date....

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

I checked a couple of days ago and there's over a year left on our box. Luke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think mine expired in 2005.

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By *ananas57Couple
over a year ago

lake ariel

Before covid I never had a need to check the use by date

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

December 31st 1999...

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

What happens to them after the expiry date?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What happens to them after the expiry date? "

They become defective. They can be more likely to break, due to becoming softer and or drier. Google ‘using expired condoms’ for a more informed answer.

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By *inkyfun2013Couple
over a year ago

lewisham


"How often do you check the use by dates on condoms and lube?

Im guessing over a year of inactivity will mean buying all new supplies for some, for others maybe not but just incase youve forgotten heres a friendly reminder

Excellent advice. Likewise if you think an orifice doesn’t look good, give it a sniff to see if still edible. Bit like a pork chop. If it smells funny chuck it in the bin."

Or just fry it for a bit longer.

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By *olymalelincsMan
over a year ago

southend

Yeah checked mine the other day and it just made me sad lol

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

I need to check the condoms on my dates!

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london

I always check the dates on my condoms. If it's more than 5 years out of date I won't use them

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"I always check the dates on my condoms. If it's more than 5 years out of date I won't use them"

Vintage condoms are a thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never have them long enough to worry

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport


"What happens to them after the expiry date? "

If they have been kept warm and dark, the condom hatches out of its wrapper and metamorphoses into a sandwich bag. Provided it gets the right nutrients, some left over crumbs, the next stage in the life cycle it stiffens up and turns into a kitchen spatula or a tupperware type box. The next two or three transitions are still a mystery, David Attenborough's team spent two years with hidden cameras but just couldn't catch them in the act. It is surmised that at one time they became floppy disks, but there may have been a mutation into the CD and then DVD form. Eventually spores are dropped in the form of lego bricks, which with appropriate cultivation down at Old McDurex's farm grow into the new generation of condoms!

Nature is a wonderful thing!!

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By *olymalelincsMan
over a year ago

southend


"What happens to them after the expiry date?

If they have been kept warm and dark, the condom hatches out of its wrapper and metamorphoses into a sandwich bag. Provided it gets the right nutrients, some left over crumbs, the next stage in the life cycle it stiffens up and turns into a kitchen spatula or a tupperware type box. The next two or three transitions are still a mystery, David Attenborough's team spent two years with hidden cameras but just couldn't catch them in the act. It is surmised that at one time they became floppy disks, but there may have been a mutation into the CD and then DVD form. Eventually spores are dropped in the form of lego bricks, which with appropriate cultivation down at Old McDurex's farm grow into the new generation of condoms!

Nature is a wonderful thing!!"

That's it mine are going in the airing cupboard right now, I need to find out what the missing forms are

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"What happens to them after the expiry date?

If they have been kept warm and dark, the condom hatches out of its wrapper and metamorphoses into a sandwich bag. Provided it gets the right nutrients, some left over crumbs, the next stage in the life cycle it stiffens up and turns into a kitchen spatula or a tupperware type box. The next two or three transitions are still a mystery, David Attenborough's team spent two years with hidden cameras but just couldn't catch them in the act. It is surmised that at one time they became floppy disks, but there may have been a mutation into the CD and then DVD form. Eventually spores are dropped in the form of lego bricks, which with appropriate cultivation down at Old McDurex's farm grow into the new generation of condoms!

Nature is a wonderful thing!!"

Oh, to be a chip in pearl that is your brain, Polly

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley


"How often do you check the use by dates on condoms and lube?

Im guessing over a year of inactivity will mean buying all new supplies for some, for others maybe not but just incase youve forgotten heres a friendly reminder "

I'd just bought some condoms when lockdown hit, I have 30 or so just sitting in my club bag, slowly going out of date

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"What happens to them after the expiry date?

If they have been kept warm and dark, the condom hatches out of its wrapper and metamorphoses into a sandwich bag. Provided it gets the right nutrients, some left over crumbs, the next stage in the life cycle it stiffens up and turns into a kitchen spatula or a tupperware type box. The next two or three transitions are still a mystery, David Attenborough's team spent two years with hidden cameras but just couldn't catch them in the act. It is surmised that at one time they became floppy disks, but there may have been a mutation into the CD and then DVD form. Eventually spores are dropped in the form of lego bricks, which with appropriate cultivation down at Old McDurex's farm grow into the new generation of condoms!

Nature is a wonderful thing!!

Oh, to be a chip in pearl that is your brain, Polly "

in *THE pearl. Jeez

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By *AABMan
over a year ago

Not far

Because condoms are not sustainable I’m reducing plastic waste and my CO2 footprint by using reusable condoms. They come in 2mm gauge natural rubber and you just pop them in the dishwasher when you’re done.

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By *AABMan
over a year ago

Not far

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

I got some 1997 ones in my suitcase I think, do they have antique value

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I got some 1997 ones in my suitcase I think, do they have antique value"

Fiona Bruce and the Antiques Roadshow will be able to tell you

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay


"I got some 1997 ones in my suitcase I think, do they have antique value

Fiona Bruce and the Antiques Roadshow will be able to tell you "

Oh yeah, good, better, best

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I got some 1997 ones in my suitcase I think, do they have antique value

Fiona Bruce and the Antiques Roadshow will be able to tell you

Oh yeah, good, better, best"

Do you have the original boxes too? Extra value, that is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I always check the dates on my condoms. If it's more than 5 years out of date I won't use them

Vintage condoms are a thing "

I agree. Mine are classified antique now

(Google with care. T'internet not always more informed.)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awesome advice ... will do tomorrow! Thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I got some 1997 ones in my suitcase I think, do they have antique value

Fiona Bruce and the Antiques Roadshow will be able to tell you

Oh yeah, good, better, best

Do you have the original boxes too? Extra value, that is "

Even more if the wrapper is still on the box!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

About 2000BC, a little dusty.

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By *htcMan
over a year ago

MK

I bought a few packs when I was around 15, I still have most of them.

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith


"How often do you check the use by dates on condoms and lube?

Im guessing over a year of inactivity will mean buying all new supplies for some, for others maybe not but just incase youve forgotten heres a friendly reminder

I'd just bought some condoms when lockdown hit, I have 30 or so just sitting in my club bag, slowly going out of date "

And yet; solo guys are always advised not to visit clubs with expectations of sex......

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley


"How often do you check the use by dates on condoms and lube?

Im guessing over a year of inactivity will mean buying all new supplies for some, for others maybe not but just incase youve forgotten heres a friendly reminder

I'd just bought some condoms when lockdown hit, I have 30 or so just sitting in my club bag, slowly going out of date

And yet; solo guys are always advised not to visit clubs with expectations of sex......"

Better to be safe than sorry!

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith


"How often do you check the use by dates on condoms and lube?

Im guessing over a year of inactivity will mean buying all new supplies for some, for others maybe not but just incase youve forgotten heres a friendly reminder

I'd just bought some condoms when lockdown hit, I have 30 or so just sitting in my club bag, slowly going out of date

And yet; solo guys are always advised not to visit clubs with expectations of sex......

Better to be safe than sorry! "

Choosing the right nights, in the right clubs, would stop me feeling sorry.....

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By *entakuruMan
over a year ago

Exeter

It's quite depressing to have to throw away condoms cos they didn't get used in time

I think I've got 18 months left on the last lot I bought.

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By *inkySeeKinkyDoWoman
over a year ago

'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks


"What happens to them after the expiry date? "

Have you never watched Grease??

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley


"How often do you check the use by dates on condoms and lube?

Im guessing over a year of inactivity will mean buying all new supplies for some, for others maybe not but just incase youve forgotten heres a friendly reminder

I'd just bought some condoms when lockdown hit, I have 30 or so just sitting in my club bag, slowly going out of date

And yet; solo guys are always advised not to visit clubs with expectations of sex......

Better to be safe than sorry!

Choosing the right nights, in the right clubs, would stop me feeling sorry..... "

I think you've just had bad luck.

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By *inkySeeKinkyDoWoman
over a year ago

'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks

Once out of date I use them as water ballons to keep the local yobs in place...they love having a johhny full of washing up water launched at them when theyre misbehaving...all the better if the water contains food bits when it splats them!

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By *uyfrombristolMan
over a year ago

Bristol


"What happens to them after the expiry date?

They become defective. They can be more likely to break, due to becoming softer and or drier. Google ‘using expired condoms’ for a more informed answer. "

Softer and drier just sounds like me...

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith


"How often do you check the use by dates on condoms and lube?

Im guessing over a year of inactivity will mean buying all new supplies for some, for others maybe not but just incase youve forgotten heres a friendly reminder

I'd just bought some condoms when lockdown hit, I have 30 or so just sitting in my club bag, slowly going out of date

And yet; solo guys are always advised not to visit clubs with expectations of sex......

Better to be safe than sorry!

Choosing the right nights, in the right clubs, would stop me feeling sorry.....

I think you've just had bad luck."

One thing is for sure; I’ve never needed 30 condoms for a club visit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What happens to them after the expiry date? "

They blow up

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By *ostonJoeMan
over a year ago

Boston

Dunt evywon jus run em un da tap un ton em insade owt?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dunt evywon jus run em un da tap un ton em insade owt? "

Especially the ones from the local park.

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By *ablo minibar123Woman
over a year ago

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I check often really. I remember buying some from a pub vending machine and they were over a year out of date

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Once out of date I use them as water ballons to keep the local yobs in place...they love having a johhny full of washing up water launched at them when theyre misbehaving...all the better if the water contains food bits when it splats them! "

A less violent use. Put one over your head. First one to blow it up fully wins.

Or blow them up and make condom animals. Especially good for slippery snakes.

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