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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Yesterday evening I received some horrible news that a dear friend of mine suddenly passed away. He was such a character and had a heart of gold, and such an infectious laugh.

I'm still in shock really, and I keep thinking of him, friends who we all grew up with, others who have drifted apart..

If any of you would be so kind to tell me a joke (good or bad), limmerick, or some obscure factoids to take my mind off things, I'd much appreciate it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Story to hear off your loss....

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

Your photos on your profile are good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

they are never gone if you remember them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The highest recorded jump made by a pig is 27.5 inches.

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By *oan of DArcCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow


"The highest recorded jump made by a pig is 27.5 inches."

I think you're telling porkies

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The highest recorded jump made by a pig is 27.5 inches.

I think you're telling porkies "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"they are never gone if you remember them"

Don't have a single bad memory of him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Which type of bees produce milk?

Boobees

Sorry for you loss x

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By *lice MaliceWoman
over a year ago

The Facility

There is a fruit that tastes like chocolate pudding.

Black sapote is also called the chocolate pudding fruit. The fruit which is native to Central and South America—tastes like sweet custard with a hint of chocolate. When it's fully ripe, the flavour and consistency has been described as a very similar to chocolate pudding.

Sorry for your loss x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can count to 53. Don’t see much point going further than that. Gets boring quickly and I think why am I just counting?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can count to 53. Don’t see much point going further than that. Gets boring quickly and I think why am I just counting?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two cannibals eating a clown ... one turned to the other and said “does this taste funny to you”

So sorry you’ve lost your friend. It’s heartbreaking. *big hug

Kate xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm rubbish at being funny, but I can send a hug, I'm really sorry to hear your news.

My best joke is:

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head.

Hugs x

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By *ushtakerMan
over a year ago

Preston

What do you call a man with a spade on his head ?

Dug

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By *chupforitMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

What do you call a one eyed dinosaur?

Doyouthikthasarus.

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By *ushtakerMan
over a year ago

Preston

Took my car to garage for repairs the other day

After an hour I rang and said how long will it be ??

4foot 3 same as when you brought it in they said !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry for your loss OP

I'm sending you virtual boobie hugs x

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?

One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Sending hugs...sorry 5o hear your news x

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By *ushtakerMan
over a year ago

Preston

Manly hugs n best wishes bud

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Q: What is Bruce Lee’s favorite drink?

A: Wataaaaah!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I appreciate everyone who posted here, and the kind thoughtful messages I received

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awww I’m so sorry mate, I had the similar news last weekend. And I feel for you and their family.

There’s a really great group of people on here and I was really touched by their genuine messages of help.

And likewise if you need to chat I’ll gladly lend an ear mate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got a little shock reading your post OP, I can’t imagine the shock you’re in now.

I very sorry for your loss.

Marie Curie is the only person to have won the Nobel prize in 2 different sciences.

- Physics 1903 radiation

- Chemistry 1912 radioactivity

I have no idea why that fact popped into my mind to share with you but you never know when you’ll need it.

Be well.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Awww I’m so sorry mate, I had the similar news last weekend. And I feel for you and their family.

There’s a really great group of people on here and I was really touched by their genuine messages of help.

And likewise if you need to chat I’ll gladly lend an ear mate. "

That is very much appreciated, and certainly is a fantastic group of strangers, acquaintances and friends on here

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By *aveandSue1Couple
over a year ago

Doncaster

So sorry to hear of your loss. Good friends will always be remembered so they never leave you.

What do you call a worker in a car factory?

Morris.

What do you call an apprentice in a car factory?

Morris Minor.

Did you know that Cardiff is further west than Edinburgh?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I got a little shock reading your post OP, I can’t imagine the shock you’re in now.

I very sorry for your loss.

Marie Curie is the only person to have won the Nobel prize in 2 different sciences.

- Physics 1903 radiation

- Chemistry 1912 radioactivity

I have no idea why that fact popped into my mind to share with you but you never know when you’ll need it.

Be well."

I appreciate your words of kindness, and thank you for this fact. I am sure I will put it to use in future

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