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By *igTee OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford

I often find the best way to deal with burglars is to stand in the dark with a gimp mask on and an 11 inch glow in the dark dildo in my right hand sinisterly uttering the words "I've been expecting you"...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I often find the best way to deal with burglars is to stand in the dark with a gimp mask on and an 11 inch glow in the dark dildo in my right hand sinisterly uttering the words "I've been expecting you"..."

never try that in manchester

3/4 of the male population would be bent over before you could dial 999

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You would have to wait a long time round here for a burglar

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By *uyuksno1Man
over a year ago

poole


"I often find the best way to deal with burglars is to stand in the dark with a gimp mask on and an 11 inch glow in the dark dildo in my right hand sinisterly uttering the words "I've been expecting you"...

never try that in manchester

3/4 of the male population would be bent over before you could dial 999"
pmsl and me down here lol xx

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By *igTee OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"I often find the best way to deal with burglars is to stand in the dark with a gimp mask on and an 11 inch glow in the dark dildo in my right hand sinisterly uttering the words "I've been expecting you"...

never try that in manchester

3/4 of the male population would be bent over before you could dial 999"

Lmao

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By *igTee OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford

I got thrown off Take me out the other day apparently I got mistaken when Paddy said "single man reveal yourself"

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