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Masturbation Breaks At Work

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

"Boss Lets Staff Take 'Masturbation Breaks' At Work"

- Yep. I saw this article with this headline! It goes on to say...

"The boss of an adult entertainment company offers her employees half hour daily masturbation breaks after finding they had become 'agitated' during lockdown."

"Erika Lust, boss of Erika Lust Films, is hoping to 'normalise' masturbation by allowing her 36 members of staff a half-hour masturbation break every day and has even set up a private 'masturbation station' at the office."

"The filmmaker decided to offer the break after noticing her staff were 'agitated' and 'performing with less energy' during the pandemic."

"She launched the initiative to coincide with Masturbation Month, which is May, but plans to allow staff to make the most of the extra 30-minute break for the rest of the year."

- So there you go. Get emailing your respective HR departments straight away! LOL

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By *aynLexiCouple
over a year ago

Bridgwater, Somerset

On it

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I don't think my boss would be much help here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a truly excellent idea! I work for myself though so I kinda don’t have to ask permission. Only of my conscience lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some people have no control

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By *oingMan
over a year ago

co. antrim

I’d say quite a few have been wanking from home

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle


""Boss Lets Staff Take 'Masturbation Breaks' At Work"

- Yep. I saw this article with this headline! It goes on to say...

"The boss of an adult entertainment company offers her employees half hour daily masturbation breaks after finding they had become 'agitated' during lockdown."

"Erika Lust, boss of Erika Lust Films, is hoping to 'normalise' masturbation by allowing her 36 members of staff a half-hour masturbation break every day and has even set up a private 'masturbation station' at the office."

"The filmmaker decided to offer the break after noticing her staff were 'agitated' and 'performing with less energy' during the pandemic."

"She launched the initiative to coincide with Masturbation Month, which is May, but plans to allow staff to make the most of the extra 30-minute break for the rest of the year."

- So there you go. Get emailing your respective HR departments straight away! LOL

"

I’m all for this - could I use your hand though as I’ve just been eating wotsits and I’ll end up with an orange dick! Much appreciated xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I come work with you then lol

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle


"Can I come work with you then lol "

You after my wotsits??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I come work with you then lol

You after my wotsits?? "

You what?

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By *olymalelincsMan
over a year ago

southend

Don't know about masturbation breaks but I have worked with some real wankers in the past lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't know about masturbation breaks but I have worked with some real wankers in the past lol"

Have I worked with you then? My bad lol

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle


"Don't know about masturbation breaks but I have worked with some real wankers in the past lol"

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By *adyx4Woman
over a year ago

Durham

Getting paid to wank

Work wank or business wank

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By *ambertMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham


"Getting paid to wank

Work wank or business wank "

What do you put on the expenses form

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my god.

disgraceful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"my god.

disgraceful."

I knowwwwwww!

... great isn’t it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""Boss Lets Staff Take 'Masturbation Breaks' At Work"

- Yep. I saw this article with this headline! It goes on to say...

"The boss of an adult entertainment company offers her employees half hour daily masturbation breaks after finding they had become 'agitated' during lockdown."

"Erika Lust, boss of Erika Lust Films, is hoping to 'normalise' masturbation by allowing her 36 members of staff a half-hour masturbation break every day and has even set up a private 'masturbation station' at the office."

"The filmmaker decided to offer the break after noticing her staff were 'agitated' and 'performing with less energy' during the pandemic."

"She launched the initiative to coincide with Masturbation Month, which is May, but plans to allow staff to make the most of the extra 30-minute break for the rest of the year."

- So there you go. Get emailing your respective HR departments straight away! LOL

I’m all for this - could I use your hand though as I’ve just been eating wotsits and I’ll end up with an orange dick! Much appreciated xx"

... but imagine the possibilities ... wotsit flavoured dick ... might make a change from chocolate body paint stuff

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By *adyx4Woman
over a year ago

Durham


"Getting paid to wank

Work wank or business wank

What do you put on the expenses form "

Entertainment/miscellaneous

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By *ravellerukMan
over a year ago

Visting Belfast

Ah but think of all those repetitive strain injury claims.

I hope they provide adequate guidance literature to ensure correct technique

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Used to get smoking breaks in the Civil Service.

Wanking must be a healthier option

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Used to have one at work we did .. serial wanker .. used to call him Edward Cockhands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But what if you don't want to masturbate can you still have the break? And what about the cleaning staff having to deal with the mess?

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By *olymalelincsMan
over a year ago

southend


"Don't know about masturbation breaks but I have worked with some real wankers in the past lol

Have I worked with you then? My bad lol "

Lol not that I remember but could have done

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By *hadrolMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

To be fucking fair, this whole home office thing the amount of times I've tugged one out during lunch break has done me wonders.

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

Years ago I had a discussion with some others at work comparing the concessions made for smokers to deal with their addiction with the possible need for people with a high sex drive to have similar provisions made.

A wanking room was never set up, even though the smokers were given their own stinking den.

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley


"Some people have no control "

Like smokers, presumably?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

My work life has been almost back to back on screen meetings.

I suppose I could turn the camera off and go on mute...

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby


"Getting paid to wank

Work wank or business wank "

I've had that while working from home anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Years ago I had a discussion with some others at work comparing the concessions made for smokers to deal with their addiction with the possible need for people with a high sex drive to have similar provisions made.

A wanking room was never set up, even though the smokers were given their own stinking den."

A chemical addiction is a little different to a high sex drive ... plus been remedied now as no smoking breaks anymore for the majority!

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By *irtylittletramp100TV/TS
over a year ago

Notts


""Boss Lets Staff Take 'Masturbation Breaks' At Work"

- Yep. I saw this article with this headline! It goes on to say...

"The boss of an adult entertainment company offers her employees half hour daily masturbation breaks after finding they had become 'agitated' during lockdown."

"Erika Lust, boss of Erika Lust Films, is hoping to 'normalise' masturbation by allowing her 36 members of staff a half-hour masturbation break every day and has even set up a private 'masturbation station' at the office."

"The filmmaker decided to offer the break after noticing her staff were 'agitated' and 'performing with less energy' during the pandemic."

"She launched the initiative to coincide with Masturbation Month, which is May, but plans to allow staff to make the most of the extra 30-minute break for the rest of the year."

- So there you go. Get emailing your respective HR departments straight away! LOL

"

It's clear harassment, can you imagine some Hollywood starlet in court saying ... he offered me a wank break lol

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By *emeter99Woman
over a year ago

northampton

It’s great to aid, mental agility and function. Great move, perhaps the booth is a bit to conspicuous at work though?!

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Somehow I can't see the gruff Irish foreman on building sites nationwide agreeing to this one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Years ago I had a discussion with some others at work comparing the concessions made for smokers to deal with their addiction with the possible need for people with a high sex drive to have similar provisions made.

A wanking room was never set up, even though the smokers were given their own stinking den."

Imagine the smell of the wanking room! And what happens when the nanny state ban indoor masturbation? Colleagues left to huddle outside in a temporary shelter cracking one off.

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By *ollydoesWoman
over a year ago

Shangri-La

How long do you get?

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By *ollydoesWoman
over a year ago

Shangri-La


"How long do you get? "

Half hour you idiot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How long do you get?

Half hour you idiot "

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I reckon it would make for a more productive day

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

My former boss frequently ridiculed his staff for being f***ing wankers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

30 mins though?

Hmmmm... Too long? Or not long enough?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know what, first garage I was ever in as a trainee I had a wank in the toilet area, I felt so ruthless

The last garage I worked at I fucked my ex in the toilet

Mad times

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By *irtylittletramp100TV/TS
over a year ago

Notts


"Years ago I had a discussion with some others at work comparing the concessions made for smokers to deal with their addiction with the possible need for people with a high sex drive to have similar provisions made.

A wanking room was never set up, even though the smokers were given their own stinking den.

Imagine the smell of the wanking room! And what happens when the nanny state ban indoor masturbation? Colleagues left to huddle outside in a temporary shelter cracking one off. "

isnt this just doggin without the cars? environmental doggin lol

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