FabSwingers.com forum: A joke see how many like it

By *igTee OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

As the photographer's camera flashed, I flicked my hair, looked moody and posed provocatively, grabbing my crotch for effect. I felt sexy and free.

"What do you think?" I asked him.

"Well, if you could just look straight into the camera and hold the number still, all we need is your fingerprints and you can be released," he replied.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pablo's are better

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By *igTee OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Pablo's are better

Don't know him but I got loads got a joke group as well with over 29K members

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By *igTee OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

I got ten texts today asking me for hot sex tonight.

I wouldn't have minded, but I'd borrowed my girlfriend's mobile for the day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pablo's are better

Don't know him but I got loads got a joke group as well with over 29K members "

his always have an Irishman in

Got any of them?

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By *igTee OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Pablo's are better

Don't know him but I got loads got a joke group as well with over 29K members

his always have an Irishman in

Got any of them? "

Yep I'll put some up

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By *onny BonesMan
over a year ago

a block away from heaven

"Pablo's are better

Don't know him but I got loads got a joke group as well with over 29K members "

Good one

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By *igTee OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Three men with speech impediments are in therapy.

The therapist is blonde, petite and as fit as fuck.

She says, "if you can tell me where you live without stuttering, I will suck your cock and you can come in my mouth.

"The first man stands up and stammers, "Mmmmanchester.

"The next man says, "bbbbrimingham.

"Next up is Paddy, an Irishman.

He stands up, composes himself and says, "London.

"She gets his cock out and gives him the best blow job he's ever had.As he sighs, he says, "ddderry."

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By *igTee OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Mick and Paddy were talking when Mick said to Paddy, "can you shut your curtains next time your shagging your wife?

Everyone was out in the street, last night, watching through the window"

"Well," replies Paddy "the joke's on them I wasn't even home yesterday!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got ten texts today asking me for hot sex tonight.

I wouldn't have minded, but I'd borrowed my girlfriend's mobile for the day."

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By *igTee OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Pablo's are better

Don't know him but I got loads got a joke group as well with over 29K members

Good one

Cheers

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By *igTee OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Policeman pulls over paddy for speeding "have you been drinking sir?" Paddy replies "yes officer ive had about 18 pints, 2 bottles of hooch and 6 bacardi and .

"Policeman says "what the hell are you doing driving?

"Paddy replies "i couldnt fucking walk"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mick and Paddy were talking when Mick said to Paddy, "can you shut your curtains next time your shagging your wife?

Everyone was out in the street, last night, watching through the window"

"Well," replies Paddy "the joke's on them I wasn't even home yesterday!"

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By *igTee OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Paddy and Mary decide to try a 69.Paddy's never done one before so Mary says she'll show him.

She tells him to lie on the floor and squats over him. As she lowers herself onto his face she farts, apologising she tries again but farts again.

Paddy jumps up and storms out yelling "I'll be fucked if i'm hanging around for 67 more of them".....

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over a year ago

"Paddy and Mary decide to try a 69.Paddy's never done one before so Mary says she'll show him.

She tells him to lie on the floor and squats over him. As she lowers herself onto his face she farts, apologising she tries again but farts again.

Paddy jumps up and storms out yelling "I'll be fucked if i'm hanging around for 67 more of them".....

Almost fell off me bed laughing at that one

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By *igTee OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Paddy and Mary decide to try a 69.Paddy's never done one before so Mary says she'll show him.

She tells him to lie on the floor and squats over him. As she lowers herself onto his face she farts, apologising she tries again but farts again.

Paddy jumps up and storms out yelling "I'll be fucked if i'm hanging around for 67 more of them".....

Almost fell off me bed laughing at that one

Lol I aim

To plz

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By *igTee OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

I got thrown off Take me out the other day apparently I got mistaken when Paddy said "single man reveal yourself"

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By *uyuksno1Man
over a year ago

poole

that was fucking funny

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By *igTee OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"that was fucking funny

Hahaha

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