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Would you feel worse if no one showed up to your wedding or to your funeral?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I think wedding I’m dead so wouldn’t know about it I guess

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

No-one will be attending my funeral anyway and I've done the wedding. Would have preferred to have had just 2 witnesses to be fair rather than what I did.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i would be seriously pissed off if no one came to my funeral.

id leap out of that coffin and set about them so i would.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"i would be seriously pissed off if no one came to my funeral.

id leap out of that coffin and set about them so i would. "

Lol that’s funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be dead so no, not worried.

Part of me wants to forgo the funeral and donate my body to medical science.

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By *orthampton jamesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

At least my son would be at my funeral, he's a undertaker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i would be seriously pissed off if no one came to my funeral.

id leap out of that coffin and set about them so i would.

Lol that’s funny "

id be even more pissed off if she didnt turn up for the wedding.

she would not get any cake!

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Rummage Up The Jumper

I might fake my death - come to my own funeral and see who turns up then ghost everybody who didn’t….. no pun intended!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I might fake my death - come to my own funeral and see who turns up then ghost everybody who didn’t….. no pun intended! "

Let me know when and where it is so I can not show up lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My funeral, I want a pyre on a beach with a big tent to drink to my demise.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My funeral.

I've got quite a party planned for that. Granted I'll miss it, but hope the folk attending will enjoy it. ??

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Rummage Up The Jumper


"I might fake my death - come to my own funeral and see who turns up then ghost everybody who didn’t….. no pun intended!

Let me know when and where it is so I can not show up lol "

TBC - you’re name is on ze list!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I might fake my death - come to my own funeral and see who turns up then ghost everybody who didn’t….. no pun intended!

Let me know when and where it is so I can not show up lol

TBC - you’re name is on ze list! "

Lol

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By *illy_the_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

hoorn, Netherlands

Wedding obviously, I've told my people they can throw my body in the bin, I'm dead, what do I care

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Have to wedding, I wouldn't be in a position to care if no one turned up for my funeral

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

Highly unlikely that I'll ever get married now, so that's largely irrelevant, and I don't intend having a funeral service either and so that is also irrelevant

(This motivational post has been brought to you by AlbinoGorilla Positivity Services Ltd )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I'm already married and as for my funeral I wouldn't have a clue anyway lol.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"i would be seriously pissed off if no one came to my funeral.

id leap out of that coffin and set about them so i would. "

already told my kids not to bother with a funeral so not that one

Already had a big wedding (and a lovely divorce) so not that one either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Neither - I’m having a natural burial and I doubt I’ll get married but if I do it’ll be in Vegas and it’ll just be me, my man and Elvis.

My kids will be off living their best life and have no time for me, and they would be the only ones I’d want there.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Wedding not likely so would have to be funeral

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wedding not likely so would have to be funeral "

why not?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wedding obviously, at my funforall I will be dead and won't feel anything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wedding because I’d be expecting at least one other person to show up for that to go ahead.

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By *reat me rightWoman
over a year ago

Rotherham

Id never get married

Id be dead and thus unaware of anyone being at my bun fight

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

I’ve planned my funeral , bodies going to science so a huge saving there ,just a party planned , guest list, music , food and bar tab all sorted , a handful of people selected to give speeches ( they will have to write them themselves) so I’d be really pissed off if no one turned up. When I got married next literally the whole town will invited and they will pay for it all too.

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

My brother worked at a wedding venue. One couple nobody at all turned up for the evening do. Very sad I think.

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Deffo funeral! Shall b looking on to c who comes! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably funeral xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most likely never getting married ... and hopefully going to have a living wake! So would like a few friends and family along to that ... a good knees up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m not sure how much worse you could actually feel if it was your funeral

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I might fake my death - come to my own funeral and see who turns up then ghost everybody who didn’t….. no pun intended! "

Reggie Perrin...

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