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BIG COCK special edition: Rate Your Own Cock

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Iiiiiiitttttttttssssss that time again.

Mixing it up BIG COCKS get an extra go.

Do it NOW!

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Im a massive cock.

You can ask anyone they say “ oh look there goes Fiddles he’s a massive cock”.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

-32 out of 10

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By *inkySeeKinkyDoWoman
over a year ago

'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks

My cock's bigger than your cock

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By *oingMan
over a year ago

co. antrim

Mine is like a hire car, quite an average thing but it’s the fastest car you’ll ever drive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I rented it out, when I took it back to the hire place I’d tell them not to give me that one again for future reference.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is massive if you look though the Hubble telescope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cock's the silent assassin. Goes unnoticed but attacks with skill and packs a punch. Gets the job done efficiently.

A solid 8/10.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a cock called Paxo once. He was a rubbish cock because he kept trying to hump the local lady pheasants and ignored the hens. Pretty useless really, 1 out of 10.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My cock's bigger than your cock "

Can your cock do what my cock can??????????

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

4 out of 10

Would not recommend

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I had a cock called Paxo once. He was a rubbish cock because he kept trying to hump the local lady pheasants and ignored the hens. Pretty useless really, 1 out of 10."

You win the special 'First Mention of a CHICKEN' prize

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By *atricia ParnelWoman
over a year ago

In a town full of colours

My cock is awesome.

Handsome, at least 10 inches tall, cares for the ladies but can be a noisy blighter at 5am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a cock called Paxo once. He was a rubbish cock because he kept trying to hump the local lady pheasants and ignored the hens. Pretty useless really, 1 out of 10.

You win the special 'First Mention of a CHICKEN' prize "

Thankyousomuch

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My cock is awesome.

Handsome, at least 10 inches tall, cares for the ladies but can be a noisy blighter at 5am "

Is it a cock cock or a chicken cock?

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By *xhibitionisticvoyeurMan
over a year ago

wrexham

3.6 not great but not terrible

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Mine is definitely the biggest

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mine is definitely the biggest "

Photos to prove it.

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

It's a fine specimen of a cock stands tall & proud when going into for a hug from a vagina haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

9.2 out off 12

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine is like a hire car, quite an average thing but it’s the fastest car you’ll ever drive."

Harder to get an upgrade with a cock though!

I always recommend any user has a good check for dents and scratches before using it and I make sure it has had a wash and polish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well......

Been described as "so pretty you can suck it with the lights on"

A little longer than average

Much thicker than average.

Good shape.

Works well.

7 ? out 10

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well......

Been described as "so pretty you can suck it with the lights on"

Now there's a compliment

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Well......

Been described as "so pretty you can suck it with the lights on"

A little longer than average

Much thicker than average.

Good shape.

Works well.

7 ? out 10"

You forgot looks cool with sunglasses on

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Nearly broke my shoulder when I flung my cock over it to carry it to the toilet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe a 7/10!

Could do better lol!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nearly broke my shoulder when I flung my cock over it to carry it to the toilet. "

How do you cope?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm rating mine 10/10

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By *inkySeeKinkyDoWoman
over a year ago

'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks


"My cock's bigger than your cock

Can your cock do what my cock can??????????"

Mine can stay hard forever, its always available when i want a good seeing to, and it clean and fuzz free...and it doubles up as a weapon against would be burglars...can yours do that? Can it? Can it?

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Kettering

I'm very attached to mine

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My cock's bigger than your cock

Can your cock do what my cock can??????????

Mine can stay hard forever, its always available when i want a good seeing to, and it clean and fuzz free...and it doubles up as a weapon against would be burglars...can yours do that? Can it? Can it? "

I'm sure a burglar would think twice if I ran at them naked with cock in hand shouting 'I'm going to slime, ya!'

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

My cock was huge, and always standing proud around the ladies (yes I have a pic to prove it)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gonna go with 8/10 and happy to see dudes feeling proud of their unit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well......

Been described as "so pretty you can suck it with the lights on"

A little longer than average

Much thicker than average.

Good shape.

Works well.

7 ? out 10

You forgot looks cool with sunglasses on "

You should see it when it's wearing a monocle

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Well......

Been described as "so pretty you can suck it with the lights on"

A little longer than average

Much thicker than average.

Good shape.

Works well.

7 ? out 10

You forgot looks cool with sunglasses on

You should see it when it's wearing a monocle"

If you can do that il give ya a 10

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I hired this cock I’d be at the customers service desk demanding to see the manager

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well......

Been described as "so pretty you can suck it with the lights on"

A little longer than average

Much thicker than average.

Good shape.

Works well.

7 ? out 10

You forgot looks cool with sunglasses on

You should see it when it's wearing a monocle

If you can do that il give ya a 10 "

You're on

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well......

Been described as "so pretty you can suck it with the lights on"

A little longer than average

Much thicker than average.

Good shape.

Works well.

7 ? out 10

You forgot looks cool with sunglasses on

You should see it when it's wearing a monocle

If you can do that il give ya a 10

You're on"

I've checked. No monocle.

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London

I’ve been told I have a good looking penis. I’m not sure what constitutes a good looking penis but I’ll take it and give myself a good 8/10

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By *hilhendersonMan
over a year ago

aberdeen

mine can lick for hours and is up for anything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There must be something in the water

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If mine was a car, it’d be a Prius

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There must be something in the water "

If you can't beat them ...

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By *xtrafun4youMan
over a year ago

Dunstable

My one ok lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There must be something in the water

If you can't beat them ..."

Beating them isn't in my plans

Beating or being better than anyone isnt either

I'm just me, it's the only person I want to be

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