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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Can you please send full nudes ( not bits and parts ) to my inbox please or tell me a joke

Thanks in advance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you please send full nudes ( not bits and parts ) to my inbox please or tell me a joke

Thanks in advance

Filters darling

Ps I dont have any nudes

Pps Im also feeling a bit down

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Full frontal or rear view

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By *phrodite_AdonisCouple
over a year ago

"Can you please send full nudes ( not bits and parts ) to my inbox please or tell me a joke

Thanks in advance

There’s a full nude video on our profile which might help to cheer you up.

Also, knock knock…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sent you a pic to drive you wild

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

"Can you please send full nudes ( not bits and parts ) to my inbox please or tell me a joke

Thanks in advance

Only if you reciprocate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do you make a bear cross?

Nail them together

(Trust me you dont want a nude!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do pirates prefer rum bars to gin bars?

Mo'lasses.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you please send full nudes ( not bits and parts ) to my inbox please or tell me a joke

Thanks in advance

Happy to help xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mary Poppins relocated to the West US to become a fortune teller, but rather than reading palms she would see the future by smelling people's breath.

She became a Super California Mystic Expert of Halitosis.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I told my girlfriend she should embrace her mistakes......so she gave me hug

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I told my girlfriend she should embrace her mistakes......so she gave me hug

I like that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you call a man in a paper bag?

Russell.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I told my girlfriend she should embrace her mistakes......so she gave me hug

I like that one "

Me too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thankyou for my pictures and jokes - I have a big smile now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What’s the difference between a rabbit and a plum?

They’re both purple except for the rabbit.

I like elephants.

Everything else is irrelephant.

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

What's the difference between red and purple?

The grip

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

"Thankyou for my pictures and jokes - I have a big smile now

Difference in responses here - you, a sexy lady, posts this and gets an instant response

I try it, and my inbox remains as empty as a vacuum flask

True story

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By *etshavesomefun7Man
over a year ago

west midlands

"What’s the difference between a rabbit and a plum?

They’re both purple except for the rabbit.

I like elephants.

Everything else is irrelephant.

Those are some top tier dad jokes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ambertMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

Done and done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What’s the difference between a rabbit and a plum?

They’re both purple except for the rabbit.

I like elephants.

Everything else is irrelephant.

Those are some top tier dad jokes

The best kind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Giraffes only exist because Chuck Norris once uppercutted a horse

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

My PJ'S are making me grin

So much more fun than than they usually are

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

PM's not PJ'S ROFL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How do you make a bear cross?

Nail them together

(Trust me you dont want a nude!)"

And why not !!!!!!!!

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By *ydrewMan
over a year ago

forest

Done. Fave joke ever

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mary Poppins relocated to the West US to become a fortune teller, but rather than reading palms she would see the future by smelling people's breath.

She became a Super California Mystic Expert of Halitosis.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm useless at jokes, will boobs and hugs work?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm useless at jokes, will boobs and hugs work? "

Of course

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Police happened upon two youths. One was drinking battery acid and the other eating fireworks.

They charged one and let the other off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you please send full nudes ( not bits and parts ) to my inbox please or tell me a joke

Thanks in advance

A full nude of myself will make you feel worse xx

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

Sent OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ill bring round a couple of those M&S custard Choux buns

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thankyou x

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

I have sent you something. Luke

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

What can you not eat at breakfast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What can you not eat at breakfast "

Im scared by the question

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What does one boob say to the other boob?

If we don’t get support, people will think we’re nuts

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Get your peepers round these!

Ginger Balls:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvooy-Zsvnc

Fanny Line:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibuLgsVcQUY

Group Hug?:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fX_K4mNTTI8

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Poppins, I take my hat off to you!

I am so going to try this one next week

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Done

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