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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

How many calories are in a lettuce leaf ffs....

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Virtual zero

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

Lots in nuts and sugar though

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Lots in nuts and sugar though "

I don't eat sugar.......

I do love nuts tho .... and oil....

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Virtual zero"

Are you sure. I'm putting weight on and im heavily into rabbit food.

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

"Lots in nuts and sugar though

I don't eat sugar.......

I do love nuts tho .... and oil.... "

Bread? Rice, chips? Crisps?

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

"Virtual zero

Are you sure. I'm putting weight on and im heavily into rabbit food. "

Spermatozoa is calorific...

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

Negative calories in lettuce. It takes more energy to eat, digest and poop than you get out of it...

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By *annaBeStrongMan
over a year ago

wokingham

You’d need to post a more detailed idea of your diet in order for anyone to offer help/advice

Vegan is particularly hard for women if your not smart about food choices

Calories in vs calories out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would a vegan put cock in their mouth?

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"How many calories are in a lettuce leaf ffs.... "

If it's wrapped around a giant vegan equivalent Mars Bar quite a lot

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Lots in nuts and sugar though

I don't eat sugar.......

I do love nuts tho .... and oil....

Bread? Rice, chips? Crisps? "

Yes please.......

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Would a vegan put cock in their mouth? "

Of course they would. They just wouldn't bite a bit off , maim or kill the whole animal.

Sucking live stuff is allowed

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"You’d need to post a more detailed idea of your diet in order for anyone to offer help/advice

Vegan is particularly hard for women if your not smart about food choices

Calories in vs calories out "

I asked how many calories in a lettuce leaf.......

Do you know how many calories in a lettuce leaf ?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"How many calories are in a lettuce leaf ffs....

If it's wrapped around a giant vegan equivalent Mars Bar quite a lot"

Even if I don't deep fry it ?

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By *annaBeStrongMan
over a year ago

wokingham

"You’d need to post a more detailed idea of your diet in order for anyone to offer help/advice

Vegan is particularly hard for women if your not smart about food choices

Calories in vs calories out

I asked how many calories in a lettuce leaf.......

Do you know how many calories in a lettuce leaf ?"

My bad.

Approx 1

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Virtual zero

Are you sure. I'm putting weight on and im heavily into rabbit food.

Spermatozoa is calorific..."

Sperm is like frog spawn, you occassionally come across it but you wouldn't put it in your mouth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone who eats more than they use? A lot of new vegans are just eating processed foods? Lack of exercise? Who knows ...

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"You’d need to post a more detailed idea of your diet in order for anyone to offer help/advice

Vegan is particularly hard for women if your not smart about food choices

Calories in vs calories out

I asked how many calories in a lettuce leaf.......

Do you know how many calories in a lettuce leaf ?

My bad.

Approx 1"

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm i'm okay for another 1,499 today then ....

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Anyone who eats more than they use? A lot of new vegans are just eating processed foods? Lack of exercise? Who knows ... "

How many calories in a lettuce leaf ?

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By *annaBeStrongMan
over a year ago

wokingham

"You’d need to post a more detailed idea of your diet in order for anyone to offer help/advice

Vegan is particularly hard for women if your not smart about food choices

Calories in vs calories out

I asked how many calories in a lettuce leaf.......

Do you know how many calories in a lettuce leaf ?

My bad.

Approx 1

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm i'm okay for another 1,499 today then ...."

If your goal is 1500 calories you can eat about 10kg of lettuce

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"You’d need to post a more detailed idea of your diet in order for anyone to offer help/advice

Vegan is particularly hard for women if your not smart about food choices

Calories in vs calories out

I asked how many calories in a lettuce leaf.......

Do you know how many calories in a lettuce leaf ?

My bad.

Approx 1

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm i'm okay for another 1,499 today then ....

If your goal is 1500 calories you can eat about 10kg of lettuce "

Bag for life it is then ..... maybe 2

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I'm impressed , ThickestFuck... I've just checked and you are DEAD ON ....... 10kg of lettuce = 1,500 cals....

How much does 10kg of lettuce weigh ?

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By *annaBeStrongMan
over a year ago

wokingham

"I'm impressed , ThickestFuck... I've just checked and you are DEAD ON ....... 10kg of lettuce = 1,500 cals....

How much does 10kg of lettuce weigh ?"

Approx the same as 10kg of bricks

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I knew a podgy vegan.

She loved her chips and breaded garlic mushrooms.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Which type of lettuce are we talking about here?

Don't see you as an iceberg kind of gal.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Which type of lettuce are we talking about here?

Don't see you as an iceberg kind of gal."

My go to is a bag of Bistro or Superfood because I live alone but if I buy a lettuce I go for Romaine as it's proven the most nutritional.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"How many calories are in a lettuce leaf ffs.... "

But rabbits are quite chubby

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I don't mind iceberg if it's just padding out a lovely home made mixed veg salad ......

But jesus ...... it's bland

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"How many calories are in a lettuce leaf ffs....

But rabbits are quite chubby

That's the carrots !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lettuce is manky unless it's got some sort of dressing on it or it's in a sandwich or a burger

So I'm guessing 3 large leaves equals around 900 cals

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I'm impressed , ThickestFuck... I've just checked and you are DEAD ON ....... 10kg of lettuce = 1,500 cals....

How much does 10kg of lettuce weigh ?

Approx the same as 10kg of bricks "

Hmmmmmmmm bricks could keep me fuller longer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How many calories does it take to read a thread?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Lettuce is manky unless it's got some sort of dressing on it or it's in a sandwich or a burger

So I'm guessing 3 large leaves equals around 900 cals"

What's your burger made from ?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"How many calories does it take to read a thread?"

One calorie per post .......

The longer the thread the thinner you will be at the end

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"How many calories are in a lettuce leaf ffs....

If it's wrapped around a giant vegan equivalent Mars Bar quite a lot

Even if I don't deep fry it ?"

Who on earth doesn't deep fry a Mars Bar!?

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"How many calories does it take to read a thread?

One calorie per post .......

The longer the thread the thinner you will be at the end"

I've got fat eyeballs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lettuce is only good for sleep ... it actually is soporific

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lettuce is manky unless it's got some sort of dressing on it or it's in a sandwich or a burger

So I'm guessing 3 large leaves equals around 900 cals"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is such a thing as vegan junk food.

Oreos are vegan for example!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lettuce is only good for sleep ... it actually is soporific "

A fear of Eastenders and coronation street ?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Lettuce is only good for sleep ... it actually is soporific "

I have a lettuce sandwich before bed sometimes. Advice from my mum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thought this was your new username.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lettuce is only good for sleep ... it actually is soporific

I have a lettuce sandwich before bed sometimes. Advice from my mum."

Very good advice ... has to be wholemeal!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lettuce is only good for sleep ... it actually is soporific

A fear of Eastenders and coronation street ? "

If anyone gets this, I’ll eat my hat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lettuce is only good for sleep ... it actually is soporific

A fear of Eastenders and coronation street ?

If anyone gets this, I’ll eat my hat "

Ha. Ha. Ha.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Lettuce is only good for sleep ... it actually is soporific

A fear of Eastenders and coronation street ?

If anyone gets this, I’ll eat my hat "

Chapeau

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

It's simple because some people cut foods out to become a vegan but do not replace with new food end up eat lot of shit like vegan chips...

Carbohydrate are carbohydrate vegan or not so filling the protein hole you then over eat.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Thought this was your new username."

Not a bad idea. Except i'm not fat....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thought this was your new username.

Not a bad idea. Except i'm not fat.... "

How annoying is it when an old thread gets bumped. It's like ... why ... ?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"It's simple because some people cut foods out to become a vegan but do not replace with new food end up eat lot of shit like vegan chips...

Carbohydrate are carbohydrate vegan or not so filling the protein hole you then over eat."

Thanks ..... Is that how many calories are in a lettuce leaf ?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Lettuce is only good for sleep ... it actually is soporific

A fear of Eastenders and coronation street ?

If anyone gets this, I’ll eat my hat

Chapeau

Beret good

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"It's simple because some people cut foods out to become a vegan but do not replace with new food end up eat lot of shit like vegan chips...

Carbohydrate are carbohydrate vegan or not so filling the protein hole you then over eat.

Thanks ..... Is that how many calories are in a lettuce leaf ?"

It's 15 calories in 100gm.

So, at a guess I'm saying .5 calories in one leaf of iceberg.

My guesswork could be way off though.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Thanks

ThickestFuck told me the calorie count the other day ...... lovely chap

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Lettuce is only good for sleep ... it actually is soporific

A fear of Eastenders and coronation street ?

If anyone gets this, I’ll eat my hat "

Want salt on that hat

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