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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Miss adverts like the old milky way one

What old adverts do you guys miss?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Um Bongo

Kia Ora

tango

I was very well hydrated in the ‘80’s

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Um Bongo

Kia Ora

tango

I was very well hydrated in the ‘80’s"

Sounds it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OoooOOOOOOhhhhh VITALITE!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Um Bongo

Kia Ora

tango

I was very well hydrated in the ‘80’s

Sounds it lol "

R whites lemonade.

Fun fact, the man in the R Whites ad is Elvis Costellos Dad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

None. Of. Them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Miss adverts like the old milky way one

What old adverts do you guys miss? "

Thanks OP. That’s going to be stuck in my head all day… “He eats everything he sees, from trucks to prickly trees…”

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Um Bongo

Kia Ora

tango

I was very well hydrated in the ‘80’s"

I love a a Kia Ora. I’ll be your dog.

For me the best advert ever was the cinema Pernod advert set to Dave Brubeck’s Take 5.

And of course Pearl and Deans advert for the adverts.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Miss adverts like the old milky way one

What old adverts do you guys miss?

Thanks OP. That’s going to be stuck in my head all day… “He eats everything he sees, from trucks to prickly trees…”"

Sorry dude lol

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

Does anyone remember the lynx caveman / cave women adverts, fighting off with bras used as slingshots? Images of raquel Welsh in 10000 BC

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Shake and Vac lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pea and ham? From a chicken? Now that's clever!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Shake and Vac lady "

She was hot, might have been my first crush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"None. Of. Them."

Good. Input.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Miss adverts like the old milky way one

What old adverts do you guys miss?

Thanks OP. That’s going to be stuck in my head all day… “He eats everything he sees, from trucks to prickly trees…”"

I have it stuck in my head too...grrr

NBVN x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"None. Of. Them.

Good. Input."

Thank. You.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

For mash get Smash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You’ve been tangoed meaner slapped so before it went pc

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

TRRRRRIIIIIIOOOOOO !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The one for marmalade thats racist and the viseversa

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Hands that do dishes can be soft as your face. With mild, green Fairy liquid.

A million housewives every day pick up a tin of beans and say

"Beans means Heinz"

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Will it be chips or jacket spuds, will it salad or frozen peas. Will it be mushrooms, friend onion rings. You'll have to wait & see.

Hope it's chips it's chips, we hope it's chips it's chips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Miss adverts like the old milky way one

What old adverts do you guys miss? "

Oh feck .... now I have an earworm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm glad I'm down here with a big big bottle. C&C

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

"Miss adverts like the old milky way one

What old adverts do you guys miss?

Thanks OP. That’s going to be stuck in my head all day… “He eats everything he sees, from trucks to prickly trees…”

Sorry dude lol "

Yeah thanks for that earworm

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

button moon

Used to love the Hamlet cigar ones. Happiness is a cigar called Hamlet. Especially the one when he blew the radio control boat up!!

Also carling black label too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guinness Surfer ad.

Tick...followed tock..

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

Trebor mints are a minty but stronger!

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

We want to be Smith crisps - the singing potatoes

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Brian, Brains, Dunk, Crunch and Bixie.... If you know what's good for you..

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

Rollo adverts from late eighties early nineties are great.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Miss adverts like the old milky way one

What old adverts do you guys miss?

Thanks OP. That’s going to be stuck in my head all day… “He eats everything he sees, from trucks to prickly trees…”

I have it stuck in my head too...grrr

NBVN x "

Sorry lol

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

This thread was made for my avatar pic

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By *eyondhornyMan
over a year ago

Abercynon-ish

The 80s flake advert with the woman in the bathtub, think this might have been responsible for my sexual awakening.

Well that and Wendy James from Transvision Vamp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two that used to scare me were the soft mints advert with Mr Soft and the Metz advert, beware of the judder man

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This thread was made for my avatar pic

"
yeah it was lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does anyone remember the lynx caveman / cave women adverts, fighting off with bras used as slingshots? Images of raquel Welsh in 10000 BC"

I thought that's why men use the Lynx cans in their cock pics.

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

Mr Sooooooft...

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By *eyondhornyMan
over a year ago

Abercynon-ish

"Two that used to scare me were the soft mints advert with Mr Soft and the Metz advert, beware of the judder man

I thought I was the only one with the irrational fear of Mr Soft from Softmints ad!

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By *entleman JackMan
over a year ago

Loughborough

For luxury carpets that you can afford....... try Cyril Lord!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Didn't realise they still sold alphabites in the freezer aisle.

I remember the ad for that..A is for alpha, B is for bite, C for yourself they taste just right...

I know, sad

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

"Two that used to scare me were the soft mints advert with Mr Soft and the Metz advert, beware of the judder man

I loved Mr Soft. It was a bit weird though.

The Metz ad though? Wtf!

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

The Diet man

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By *eyondhornyMan
over a year ago

Abercynon-ish

Hey Mr Beaver, why are you beavering around?

Take it easy with Cadburys Caramel

Miriam Margolyes was the voice of the rabbit!

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Them bones, them bones need calcium

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Everyone is a fruit & nut case, the seductive singing chocolate bar to the office worker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Miss adverts like the old milky way one

What old adverts do you guys miss? "

That tune keeps popping in my head more and more haha

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"OoooOOOOOOhhhhh VITALITE!

Now this is in my brain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Paul hogan fosters adverts

Ray winstone - Holsten pils adverts

Castlemain xxxx adverts

Common theme here

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By *eyondhornyMan
over a year ago

Abercynon-ish

You'll never put a better bit of butter on your knife.

Country Life

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By *uminsiderMKMan
over a year ago

St Austell

Cresta, with the cartoon polar bear in sunglasses singing to the tune of Elvis's 'Teddy Bear':

Oh baby I will be, your ever-loving fan,

Give me the drink I really love,

A bottle or a can,

(Cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck),

It's frothy, man.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For great lager, follow the bear.

Good old John Marston, a great Victorian bloke..

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By *nfin8yWoman
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

I loved the Kit Kat one at the zoo and the guy who missed the pandas

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By *ornyhappyCouple
over a year ago

perth

No one going to mention the cadburys caramel bunny????? M.

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By *eyondhornyMan
over a year ago

Abercynon-ish

"No one going to mention the cadburys caramel bunny????? M."

Mentioned further up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"TRRRRRIIIIIIOOOOOO !"

TRRRRRRIIIIIOOOOO (in reply)

Anyone else, feel free to jump in....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No one going to mention the cadburys caramel bunny????? M."

Forgot about her, she was a hot lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Miss adverts like the old milky way one

What old adverts do you guys miss?

Thanks OP. That’s going to be stuck in my head all day… “He eats everything he sees, from trucks to prickly trees…”"

I am going to be the same now it's going to be stuck in my head. As soon as I so the head line I started singing the next line , THANKS op x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Miss adverts like the old milky way one

What old adverts do you guys miss?

Thanks OP. That’s going to be stuck in my head all day… “He eats everything he sees, from trucks to prickly trees…”

I am going to be the same now it's going to be stuck in my head. As soon as I so the head line I started singing the next line , THANKS op x"

Sorry...... not sorry

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Castlemaine XXXX, Nah, the Crocodiles ate all the Sharks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What about the chewits monster

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By *uminsiderMKMan
over a year ago

St Austell

Among my favourites were the Qantas ones:

"I'm not cute, I'm a Koala"...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

? if you like a lotta chocolate on your biscuit, join our club ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"? if you like a lotta chocolate on your biscuit, join our club ?

Yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lot on here so don't know whether its been said

the John smiths advert 'ave it'

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By *omCoyoteMan
over a year ago

Northern England

"Trebor mints are a minty but stronger!

..or as we continued at school: stick 'em up your bum, and they last a bit longer.

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

The singing skeleton in the adverts for Scotch video tapes. With the lifetime guarantee

Rerecord, not fade away

Rerecord, not fade away....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The singing skeleton in the adverts for Scotch video tapes. With the lifetime guarantee

Rerecord, not fade away

Rerecord, not fade away...."

I wonder where all the Scotch video tapes are now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Sorry to anyone who has the Milky Way song going around in there head

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By *ornyhappyCouple
over a year ago

perth

The Milk Tray man may be partially responsible for my soft spot for a man in a tux.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The Milk Tray man may be partially responsible for my soft spot for a man in a tux.

I have a tux lol just say when and where lol

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

"The singing skeleton in the adverts for Scotch video tapes. With the lifetime guarantee

Rerecord, not fade away

Rerecord, not fade away....

I wonder where all the Scotch video tapes are now.

I've still got a few kicking around. Not all "specialist" recordings, either

I ought to digitise them all, really, and free up some storage space

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

"Um Bongo

Kia Ora

tango

I was very well hydrated in the ‘80’s

I love a a Kia Ora. I’ll be your dog.

For me the best advert ever was the cinema Pernod advert set to Dave Brubeck’s Take 5.

And of course Pearl and Deans advert for the adverts. "

Who can forget the advert of a guitar riff, ahead of a female seductively unwrapping a chocolate bar to someone calling out... "Only the crumbliest, flakiest chocolate tastes like nothing ever tasted before?"

Cadbury's Flake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LyFRJSwQOWc

Have a watch of this for some nostalgic advertisements

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Any more?

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