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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I know right, it’s not like fab to have rumours!!

So I was asked by someone earlier if I was looking forward to becoming a dad again. It was a surprise but I kind of get why I might have been asked this. But despite there being 100s of thousands if not millions of pregnant women in the world right now I can categorically say not one of them is mine (thankfully).

So with this in mind what’s the weirdest rumour you have ever heard about yourself? Where you amused, bemused or angry?

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

It would be fun to hear some rumours about me! But if they are going round they haven’t got back to me. I’d love to hear them though

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Oh I’m sure there have been worse ones about me that I’ve never actually heard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rumours are spread by idiots and accepted by fools

So they say

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By *anderer8707Man
over a year ago

Telford

And here's me thinking this was going to be all about Fleetwood Mac's amazing album from the 70's

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By *ornyfuckers66Couple
over a year ago

fife

Great album

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton


"

So with this in mind what’s the weirdest rumour you have ever heard about yourself? Where you amused, bemused or angry? "

I heard a rumour that I’m popular on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

None. I guess I am just not very interesting!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And here's me thinking this was going to be all about Fleetwood Mac's amazing album from the 70's "

That was indeed an awesome album

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"None. I guess I am just not very interesting!"

Maybe you are interesting and therefore no need for rumours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It would be fun to hear some rumours about me! But if they are going round they haven’t got back to me. I’d love to hear them though "

I heard that you’re a right dick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had loads of sex with people I've never met

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By *ljamMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I once went into a newsagent and the guy looked kind of happy to see me and was saying, "you're that guy that was in the paper aren't you?" I told him no, but he just cracked on like that was an in-joke and we had a bit of back-and-forth over it.

Never did actually say what the guy was in the paper for. At least his reaction didn't make me think it was something bad

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I once went into a newsagent and the guy looked kind of happy to see me and was saying, "you're that guy that was in the paper aren't you?" I told him no, but he just cracked on like that was an in-joke and we had a bit of back-and-forth over it.

Never did actually say what the guy was in the paper for. At least his reaction didn't make me think it was something bad "

Yeah that could have been awkward

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights


"None. I guess I am just not very interesting!"

What was the one about you in a Ferrari...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"None. I guess I am just not very interesting!

What was the one about you in a Ferrari..."

You tell me, my last red car was a knackered old mondeo!

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place


"It would be fun to hear some rumours about me! But if they are going round they haven’t got back to me. I’d love to hear them though

I heard that you’re a right dick "

I heard it takes one to know one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've had loads of sex with people I've never met "

thats just a rumour yet to be proven false

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights


"None. I guess I am just not very interesting!

What was the one about you in a Ferrari...

You tell me, my last red car was a knackered old mondeo! "

I have been saving your Testarossa Ferrari connection up for aaaaages, waiting for the best moment and poof my humour is lost

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It would be fun to hear some rumours about me! But if they are going round they haven’t got back to me. I’d love to hear them though

I heard that you’re a right dick

I heard it takes one to know one! "

You heard right, that’s your bad influence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are lots of rumours at my place of employment, the mostly consistent of me having a relationship with 1 of the managers, this is due to the fact he lives round the corner from me so we used to car share, that and when we are work we talk to each other like a married couple. But as much as he's a lovely bloke he's more like a little brother than lover

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place


"It would be fun to hear some rumours about me! But if they are going round they haven’t got back to me. I’d love to hear them though

I heard that you’re a right dick

I heard it takes one to know one!

You heard right, that’s your bad influence "

I am a bad man

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By *andycandy88Woman
over a year ago

Northolt


"None. I guess I am just not very interesting!"

Maybe none that you know of, I'm sure your intresting hun xx

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

I could or probably write a book about all of the things that have been said about me behind my back.

Rumours and gossip are a blight on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I heard a rumour that NoraTheExplorer gets pumped up the bum every friday night

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By *irginieWoman
over a year ago

Near Marlborough

When I was about 19/20 someone told someone else I was responsible for a spate of car thefts. . It went to the police and my mum was furious.

At the time I didn’t even drive.

V x

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By *irginieWoman
over a year ago

Near Marlborough

Oh and on fab. A rumour persisted for about 6 months that I was a man. . That was quite funny.

V x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I heard a rumour that NoraTheExplorer gets pumped up the bum every friday night"

and not in a good way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh and on fab. A rumour persisted for about 6 months that I was a man. . That was quite funny.

V x "

Some people think i am a 63 yo trucker called Dave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I'd slept with a load of people that I hadn't. Turns out my sister had though, and people were mixing us both up. We look so similar that a man I actually did sleep with thought she was me and didn't understand why 'I' was ignoring him when he went to the pub where she worked.

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By *ixey and CopperCouple
over a year ago

Exeter

We own a pub so hear rumours all the time, also see the damage they do

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We own a pub so hear rumours all the time, also see the damage they do "

Yeah I’ve worked in a few pubs, you hear all sorts. Hardly any of it true

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

I heard that I’m a bit of a whirlwind in person…… no idea where that came from!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I heard that I’m a bit of a whirlwind in person…… no idea where that came from! "

Ha, how very preposterous. Who could believe that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"None. I guess I am just not very interesting!

What was the one about you in a Ferrari...

You tell me, my last red car was a knackered old mondeo!

I have been saving your Testarossa Ferrari connection up for aaaaages, waiting for the best moment and poof my humour is lost

"

There There have a hug, I got it xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh and on fab. A rumour persisted for about 6 months that I was a man. . That was quite funny.

V x

Some people think i am a 63 yo trucker called Dave "

Brian, and you’re 64! Don’t forget what you do with the tennis racket and the paint …

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