FabSwingers.com forum: Sex

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I need to fuck someone before my cock drops off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you considered an escort?

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Ladies form an orderly queue to the right and gentlemen to the left.

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By *avessMan
over a year ago

London

I need to stop eating before I put on 20kg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you considered an escort?"

They stopped making them years ago so clearly he needs to *focus*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I don't pay for sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dropping off sounds scary op

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By *Marvel-Man
over a year ago

In The Gym

There's always Tinder!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't pay for sex "

We all pay for sex my friend, 1 way or another

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

If I was a lady I’d be dripping like a St Bernards chin with such an offer

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

I'm just going to sit here for a bit and see what happens

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ladies form an orderly queue to the right and gentlemen to the left."

Are you in the queue??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The imagery of your cock dropping off when this approach fails..

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By *redwilma666Couple
over a year ago

Kilbirnie

Wait till it drops off, then you could fuck yourself

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You could save it!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it likely to turn a funny colour before hand ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wait till it drops off, then you could fuck yourself"

Maybe its big enough to fuck myself anyway

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By *oxy lady40Woman
over a year ago

bridgwater

"Wait till it drops off, then you could fuck yourself"
was thinking the same but you beat me to it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sure that "someone" is going to feel very special and wanted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wait till it drops off, then you could fuck yourself

Maybe its big enough to fuck myself anyway

That I must see

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By *avessMan
over a year ago

London

I call my hand "someone" as well. Makes it more special then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

should have gone to specsavers

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm sure that "someone" is going to feel very special and wanted

Save my cock lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm sure that "someone" is going to feel very special and wanted

Save my cock lol"

As in cocks lives matter ?

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"I'm sure that "someone" is going to feel very special and wanted

Save my cock lol

As in cocks lives matter ?"

#All cocks matter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't pay for sex "

oh well i am sure this approach will find you an obliging person willing to take one for your team for free

this isn’t one of those meme that ends the list with with i am that person though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need to fuck someone before my cock drops off"
leprosy?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The power to save my cock is between your legs lol

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By *andycandy88Woman
over a year ago

Northolt

"Have you considered an escort?"

Looooool my eyes are crying with laughter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm sure that "someone" is going to feel very special and wanted

Save my cock lol

As in cocks lives matter ?

#All cocks matter"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have you considered an escort?

Looooool my eyes are crying with laughter "

I would make your eyes water I different way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I call my hand "someone" as well. Makes it more special then. "

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

Good luck OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you considered an escort?

Looooool my eyes are crying with laughter

I would make your eyes water I different way

By poking her in them op?

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

OP has anyone ever told you that you look like Judge Jules?

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By *ollydoesWoman
over a year ago

Shangri-La

"Have you considered an escort?

They stopped making them years ago so clearly he needs to *focus*

I appreciated this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't pay for sex "

Probbaly the reason your cocks about to drop off as you dont pay for sex but aint getting any too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Good luck OP

You should help

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By *andycandy88Woman
over a year ago

Northolt

"Wait till it drops off, then you could fuck yourself"

Loooooool

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By *avessMan
over a year ago

London

This is one of my favourite posts on this forum. Thank you OP.

Wishes And Prayers (WAP) for your cock not to fall off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm curious as to why you don't Or won't pay for sex op ?

Theres some seriously attractive escorts up and down the country

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By *andycandy88Woman
over a year ago

Northolt

"I'm sure that "someone" is going to feel very special and wanted

aren't they just

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By *andycandy88Woman
over a year ago

Northolt

"I don't pay for sex

Probbaly the reason your cocks about to drop off as you dont pay for sex but aint getting any too

Loooooool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me me me, pick me.

Oh wait, wrong thread

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By *ilkandhoneyxWoman
over a year ago

leicester

here’s hoping it falls off. you’re not going to attract anyone with this approach

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm sure that "someone" is going to feel very special and wanted

Save my cock lol"

Have you tried salt water? Or maybe call a helpline?

I'm afraid my cock saving days are over.

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By *nfin8yWoman
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

"Wait till it drops off, then you could fuck yourself

Maybe its big enough to fuck myself anyway

That I must see

Maybe there’ll be a queue for that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want to say something but sadly this guy's got more veris then me think il pack it in and give up now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is 'cock drop' a recognised condition OP?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would it drop off as a whole or bits here and there as the days roll on ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"here’s hoping it falls off. you’re not going to attract anyone with this approach"

You are very sexy

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By *ot so randomMan
over a year ago

birmingham

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want to say something but sadly this guy's got more veris then me think il pack it in and give up now"

The food was nice though?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would it drop off as a whole or bits here and there as the days roll on ? "

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

Good luck OP

You should help"

SHOULD I?

You clearly don’t know me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want to say something but sadly this guy's got more veris then me think il pack it in and give up now"

Natural charisma goes along way

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By *ubwife4uCouple
over a year ago

Kent

"Have you considered an escort?

They stopped making them years ago so clearly he needs to *focus*

Or widen the search and include Kuga’s

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I have had more people look at my profile since I posted this then ever...its funny. Lol

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By *ilkandhoneyxWoman
over a year ago

leicester

"here’s hoping it falls off. you’re not going to attract anyone with this approach

You are very sexy"

you have low standards

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By *ob08Man
over a year ago

Macclesfield

The babushkas are just playing hard to get OP, keep using your strong game and they will eventually fall like the dominoes

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By *ot so randomMan
over a year ago

birmingham

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want to say something but sadly this guy's got more veris then me think il pack it in and give up now

Natural charisma goes along way "

I know I wish I had the same level of charisma as op

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

"I have had more people look at my profile since I posted this then ever...its funny. Lol"

I wouldn’t be laughing if they have just looked and scarpered.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have had more people look at my profile since I posted this then ever...its funny. Lol"

how many of those views turned into cock saving sex?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[OP's cock removed by poster at 12/05/21 18:32:47]"

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By *avessMan
over a year ago

London

"I have had more people look at my profile since I posted this then ever...its funny. Lol"

People can't deny the raw charisma and sex appeal that you're emitting OP. Touché.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stick gorilla tape around it to beat the drop off . No fella wants that

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By *ot so randomMan
over a year ago

birmingham

"Have you considered an escort?

They stopped making them years ago so clearly he needs to *focus*

Lmao I literally sat here giggling to that reply not goin to lie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has it dropped off yet?

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Well a cock drop certainly beats a helicopter or boing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's been quiet a while.

You people can laugh but I think it worked

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"If I was a lady I’d be dripping like a St Bernards chin with such an offer "

How the fuck have I not thought this line before!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

So what's the affliction then?

Leprosy ain't gonna catch fish and that's the only droppy offy I can come up with

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Its interesting because I posted the same thing on Fabguys and no one has commented on it yet...most of the people commenting on here are women...I don't know what that says really. Lol

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

"He's been quiet a while.

You people can laugh but I think it worked"

Or he's looking for the glue gun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He's been quiet a while.

You people can laugh but I think it worked"

Please I hope it hasn't still scratching my head to how he has more veris than me 1 more would be even more depressing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So what's the affliction then?

Leprosy ain't gonna catch fish and that's the only droppy offy I can come up with "

The main affliction is lack of sex lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its interesting because I posted the same thing on Fabguys and no one has commented on it yet...most of the people commenting on here are women...I don't know what that says really. Lol"

Maybe says the fab women are bored ?

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Bit of duct tape it will be fine

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"He's been quiet a while.

You people can laugh but I think it worked

Please I hope it hasn't still scratching my head to how he has more veris than me 1 more would be even more depressing"

Too be fair you've only been here 8 weeks. I'm sure once things open up again, your verifications will go through the roof x

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

OP I have some staples, a nail gun and some bandages if that's any help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe il get in touch with him get some tips

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By *anPsurreycoupleCouple
over a year ago

Surrey

Sit on your hand till it's numb then have a wank

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"OP I have some staples, a nail gun and some bandages if that's any help "

There are others ways you could help

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"So what's the affliction then?

Leprosy ain't gonna catch fish and that's the only droppy offy I can come up with

The main affliction is lack of sex lol"

That's a gift!

Nobody bugging ya for your time or penis.

Nobody coughing or breathing germies over ya.

Nobody asking ya what Rik Mayal is like in real life.

Bonus.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Is 'cock drop' a recognised condition OP? "

It is when I’m in the room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe il get in touch with him get some tips

He might want tips on how to stick it back on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe il get in touch with him get some tips

He could send you the tip if it drops off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe il get in touch with him get some tips

He could send you the tip if it drops off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So what's the affliction then?

Leprosy ain't gonna catch fish and that's the only droppy offy I can come up with

The main affliction is lack of sex lol

That's a gift!

Nobody bugging ya for your time or penis.

Nobody coughing or breathing germies over ya.

Nobody asking ya what Rik Mayal is like in real life.

Bonus."

Brilliant but Eddie is hilarious

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

"I don't pay for sex "

Neither did I until I got married.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Il take that back no tips for me poor choice of words

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is 'cock drop' a recognised condition OP?

It is when I’m in the room

oh sandy

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By *ljamMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

#prayforcovcockscock

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By *arriLadMan
over a year ago

North West

Thanks everyone this thread didn't disappoint

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Is 'cock drop' a recognised condition OP?

It is when I’m in the room

oh sandy"

I thought you were breaking into song then Patrick

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By *andycandy88Woman
over a year ago

Northolt

"OP I have some staples, a nail gun and some bandages if that's any help "

Looooool

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has it dropped off yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has it dropped off yet

Mine did yesterday finally..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

RIP the OP's cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you considered an escort?

Looooool my eyes are crying with laughter

I would make your eyes water I different way

Watch out he’s going for the vicks vaporub!!

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

It’s now in penis heaven

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Is it past the mouth to cock resuscitation stage

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Is it past the mouth to cock resuscitation stage

Mine isn’t

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So what's the affliction then?

Leprosy ain't gonna catch fish and that's the only droppy offy I can come up with

The main affliction is lack of sex lol

That's a gift!

Nobody bugging ya for your time or penis.

Nobody coughing or breathing germies over ya.

Nobody asking ya what Rik Mayal is like in real life.

Bonus."

I am dead. Now all I can see is Eddie ??

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By *ittle-Miss-Cunty-1Woman
over a year ago

Your basement, Cuntsville

Came here for the comments and they did not disappoint

fair cheered me up haha

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Is it past the mouth to cock resuscitation stage

Mine isn’t

Can I do cpr on your balls

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Is it past the mouth to cock resuscitation stage

Mine isn’t

Can I do cpr on your balls

With your pointy high heels yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The power to save my cock is between your legs lol"

My fanny isn't a charitable organisation

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Is it past the mouth to cock resuscitation stage

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By *nked_kittenWoman
over a year ago

Ankh Morpork

This had me giggling at my desk at work. Not really stealthy fab this afternoon.

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By *reat me rightWoman
over a year ago

Rotherham

Which popcorn would folk prefer? I'll go with sweet

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By *andy2Man
over a year ago

Ealing

"I need to fuck someone before my cock drops off"

Ok I volunteered

Just for your health

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By *ambertMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

You probably have an underlying health issue if you feel that genital detachment is the probably outcome. I would advise you check with your GP

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By *uck.Squeeze.Bang.BlowCouple
over a year ago

nottingham

"Have you considered an escort?

They stopped making them years ago so clearly he needs to *focus*

Last escort rolled of the line in 2002, so least they are all over 18yrs old

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By *ollydoesWoman
over a year ago

Shangri-La

If it does fall off send it this way..ill have a bash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will not be cheap to post it.

May get it into a letter size jiffy bag

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

Unfortunately I don't get jiggy with smooth talking bastards like the OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If it does fall off send it this way..ill have a bash "

If you’re not in do you want it leaving with your neighbour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you considered an escort?"

LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm wetter than an otters pocket at the opening line on this thread!

Moist bitch right here! The choice of words make me dribble with excitement!!!

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Which popcorn would folk prefer? I'll go with sweet "

I like it sweet too

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

"Well a cock drop certainly beats a helicopter or boing

I was going to say gives a new meaning to a boing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need to fuck someone before my cock drops off"

I have no idea why you're not getting some buddy. Try lowering your standards or broadening your age range

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need to fuck someone before my cock drops off"

I think your should mount you cock on a plaque when it drops off, could say he didn't die in active service

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need to fuck someone before my cock drops off

I think your should mount you cock on a plaque when it drops off, could say he didn't die in active service

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

"I need to fuck someone before my cock drops off

I think your should mount you cock on a plaque when it drops off, could say he didn't die in active service

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Any updates

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

"There's always Tinder!

Oi leave me out of it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can’t see why he’s struggling..

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

"I don't pay for sex "

I believe you pay for the ladies company. Anything else that happens is between you.

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

"There's always Tinder!

Oi leave me out of it!

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By *oungalpha20Man
over a year ago

North West /Cumbria

Whats sex?

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By *reemyspiritawakenmysoulWoman
over a year ago

coventry

"If I was a lady I’d be dripping like a St Bernards chin with such an offer "
love this lol I'm wet just thinking about him lol

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any updates

Maybe it did drop off

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

RIP OP's cock

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Any updates

Maybe it did drop off

I wonder is it like Lego and just clicks back in place

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By *olarbear73Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

I’m sure the medical profession would be interested in a case where a blokes cock literally dropped off due to lack of sex!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any updates

Maybe it did drop off

I wonder is it like Lego and just clicks back in place

That’s made me laugh

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Any updates

Maybe it did drop off

I wonder is it like Lego and just clicks back in place

That’s made me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"RIP OP's cock"

Has it been sent out yet

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"RIP OP's cock

Has it been sent out yet

Are you getting it stuffed

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

I love that emoji, it's the first time I have seen it.

I was just practicing

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

I love that emoji, it's the first time I have seen it.

I was just practicing

Practicing is good

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

hmmm very interesting, the cock is a foot, sorry game is a foot

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"I don't pay for sex "

I reckon your cock will drop off then, unless you can think of a better chat up line.... and fast !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm sure that "someone" is going to feel very special and wanted

Save my cock lol

As in cocks lives matter ?

#All cocks matter

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"RIP OP's cock

Has it been sent out yet

Are you getting it stuffed

Oh no I had it ordered to your address

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

I love that emoji, it's the first time I have seen it.

I was just practicing

Practicing is good

Oh Belle! I could do with some.

I'm like that...Jack of all trades, master of none

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"RIP OP's cock

Has it been sent out yet

Are you getting it stuffed

Oh no I had it ordered to your address

Are you hand delivering it

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

I love that emoji, it's the first time I have seen it.

I was just practicing

Practicing is good

Oh Belle! I could do with some.

I'm like that...Jack of all trades, master of none

Couldn’t we all lovely lady

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By *.L.0460.Woman
over a year ago

Bognor Regis

"I need to fuck someone before my cock drops off"

Anyone else want to chip in with me for some Gorilla Glue??

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By *andycandy88Woman
over a year ago

Northolt

"I need to fuck someone before my cock drops off

Anyone else want to chip in with me for some Gorilla Glue??"

Loooooool Gorilla glue you know

Looool that's tickled me

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

I found a cock on the floor at the petrol station earlier

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I found a cock on the floor at the petrol station earlier "

did you pick it up

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"I found a cock on the floor at the petrol station earlier

did you pick it up

No, it had tyre marks on it

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I found a cock on the floor at the petrol station earlier

did you pick it up

Yes...he bet he gave it a helping hand

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By *.L.0460.Woman
over a year ago

Bognor Regis

"I need to fuck someone before my cock drops off

Anyone else want to chip in with me for some Gorilla Glue??

Loooooool Gorilla glue you know

Looool that's tickled me

xx"

I'm nothing if not practical

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By *nlyfun3Woman
over a year ago

NEAR Berkhamsted,Herts

"Its interesting because I posted the same thing on Fabguys and no one has commented on it yet...most of the people commenting on here are women...I don't know what that says really. Lol"

I just looked now as I was looking to see you fucking yourself as you said you could, I'm disappointed now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread has been a surprisingly good read

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So, OP..... How did you get on? Any takers?

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"So, OP..... How did you get on? Any takers?

Or did it fall off

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By *umalotagainMan
over a year ago

a town called malice

"Have you considered an escort?

They stopped making them years ago so clearly he needs to *focus*

And you know what they say about he focus, it was the clitoris of the car world, every cunts got one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any updates

Maybe it did drop off

Should've gone to Cocksavers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't pay for sex

We all pay for sex my friend, 1 way or another

Agreed

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Any updates

Maybe it did drop off

Should've gone to Cocksavers."

Via his Cocktor

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