FabSwingers.com forum: A Feast, A Feast, who art

By *hrista Bellend OP Woman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

commeth to my imaginary fab Feast

What costume are you wearing and all bets are off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What I always wear on a Wednesday, my CHOOSE LIFE crop top, gold hot pants, lemon sweatband and my rollerblades.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Court jester or one of those rib breakingly tight corset dresses with a pointy princess hat

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By *hrista Bellend OP Woman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

"What I always wear on a Wednesday, my CHOOSE LIFE crop top, gold hot pants, lemon sweatband and my rollerblades. "

Socks or leg warmers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A top hat and a velvet codpiece

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By *hrista Bellend OP Woman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

"Court jester or one of those rib breakingly tight corset dresses with a pointy princess hat "

I can literally see you as both

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Friar robes, means I can eat more.

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By *hrista Bellend OP Woman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

"A top hat and a velvet codpiece

Gold topped cane...

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

My blue spandex leggings, white corded shirt and denim waistcoat

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Court jester or one of those rib breakingly tight corset dresses with a pointy princess hat

I can literally see you as both "

Yes! I know this is just pretend but I genuinely got excited

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By *hrista Bellend OP Woman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

"Friar robes, means I can eat more."

And hide people under it...

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By *hrista Bellend OP Woman
over a year ago

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"My blue spandex leggings, white corded shirt and denim waistcoat "

What shoes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this the medieval feast? If it is, then I’m coming as a princess

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By *hrista Bellend OP Woman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

"Court jester or one of those rib breakingly tight corset dresses with a pointy princess hat

I can literally see you as both

Yes! I know this is just pretend but I genuinely got excited

I think it's an aim for next year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *hrista Bellend OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Is this the medieval feast? If it is, then I’m coming as a princess

Yes it is and veggie options are available

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By *hrista Bellend OP Woman
over a year ago

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"A top hat and a velvet codpiece

Gold topped cane...

Yes ! A medieval Fred Astaire."

Awesome

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Court jester or one of those rib breakingly tight corset dresses with a pointy princess hat

I can literally see you as both

Yes! I know this is just pretend but I genuinely got excited

I think it's an aim for next year

I'm fucking in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not coming - but I'll be there via Zoom

Oh and I'll be in pyjamas

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By *nkforthekinkMan
over a year ago

london/fareham/brighton

Bangorangggggg

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Friar robes, means I can eat more.

And hide people under it..."

I'd be a pretty darn sexy friar.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Friar robes, means I can eat more."

I'm joining the monastery too.

Pass the suckling pig.

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By *hrista Bellend OP Woman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

"Court jester or one of those rib breakingly tight corset dresses with a pointy princess hat

I can literally see you as both

Yes! I know this is just pretend but I genuinely got excited

I think it's an aim for next year

I'm fucking in!"

Yey

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I'm not coming - but I'll be there via Zoom

Oh and I'll be in pyjamas

Pleeeeeeeeease, you can have a Mary Poppins brolly with a "keep your cunting distance" sword on the tip *insert excited face*

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"I'm not coming - but I'll be there via Zoom

Oh and I'll be in pyjamas

You'll have to eat your own food

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Belly dancer in seven veils

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By *hrista Bellend OP Woman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

"I'm not coming - but I'll be there via Zoom

Oh and I'll be in pyjamas

If you are coming by zoom, I'll pop you on the big screen so you can boogie

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By *hrista Bellend OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Bangorangggggg

Nooooooooooooooooo food fights are off the menu

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By *hrista Bellend OP Woman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

"Friar robes, means I can eat more.

And hide people under it...

I'd be a pretty darn sexy friar."

I can just see you swishing in it

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Friar robes, means I can eat more.

I'm joining the monastery too.

Pass the suckling pig.

Yay! We'll soon have our own Merry (Wo)men.

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By *hrista Bellend OP Woman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

"Friar robes, means I can eat more.

I'm joining the monastery too.

Pass the suckling pig.

And a yard of ale

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By *hrista Bellend OP Woman
over a year ago

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" Belly dancer in seven veils

Will you entertain us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not coming - but I'll be there via Zoom

Oh and I'll be in pyjamas

Pleeeeeeeeease, you can have a Mary Poppins brolly with a "keep your cunting distance" sword on the tip *insert excited face*"

Omg I want one too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Belly dancer in seven veils

Will you entertain us"

Of course. Don’t I always

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not coming - but I'll be there via Zoom

Oh and I'll be in pyjamas

You'll have to eat your own food

It's a winner all round - I'll have a takeaway ALLLLLL to myself

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By *hrista Bellend OP Woman
over a year ago

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" Belly dancer in seven veils

Will you entertain us

Of course. Don’t I always

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not coming - but I'll be there via Zoom

Oh and I'll be in pyjamas

If you are coming by zoom, I'll pop you on the big screen so you can boogie "

Noooooo

I'm shy

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By *phrodite_AdonisCouple
over a year ago

A Shetland pony costume

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

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By *hrista Bellend OP Woman
over a year ago

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"A Shetland pony costume "

Dressed as a princess

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By *hrista Bellend OP Woman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

"I'm not coming - but I'll be there via Zoom

Oh and I'll be in pyjamas

If you are coming by zoom, I'll pop you on the big screen so you can boogie

Noooooo

I'm shy

I'll send you some alcohol

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

"My blue spandex leggings, white corded shirt and denim waistcoat

What shoes"
white converse thigh tops naturally

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By *hrista Bellend OP Woman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

"My blue spandex leggings, white corded shirt and denim waistcoat

What shoes white converse thigh tops naturally "

Watch out for the Shetland poop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Court jester or one of those rib breakingly tight corset dresses with a pointy princess hat

I can literally see you as both

Yes! I know this is just pretend but I genuinely got excited

I think it's an aim for next year

I'm fucking in!"

Me too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not coming - but I'll be there via Zoom

Oh and I'll be in pyjamas

If you are coming by zoom, I'll pop you on the big screen so you can boogie

Noooooo

I'm shy

I'll send you some alcohol

I'll bring a few flagons of mead and we can share that out.

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By *hrista Bellend OP Woman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

"Court jester or one of those rib breakingly tight corset dresses with a pointy princess hat

I can literally see you as both

Yes! I know this is just pretend but I genuinely got excited

I think it's an aim for next year

I'm fucking in!

Me too! "

Yey

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By *hrista Bellend OP Woman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

"I'm not coming - but I'll be there via Zoom

Oh and I'll be in pyjamas

If you are coming by zoom, I'll pop you on the big screen so you can boogie

Noooooo

I'm shy

I'll send you some alcohol

I'll bring a few flagons of mead and we can share that out. "

I love it when you talk medieval

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Court jester or one of those rib breakingly tight corset dresses with a pointy princess hat

I can literally see you as both

Yes! I know this is just pretend but I genuinely got excited

I think it's an aim for next year

I'm fucking in!

Me too! "

I may have already peeped at costumes

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By *hrista Bellend OP Woman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

"Court jester or one of those rib breakingly tight corset dresses with a pointy princess hat

I can literally see you as both

Yes! I know this is just pretend but I genuinely got excited

I think it's an aim for next year

I'm fucking in!

Me too!

I may have already peeped at costumes

I am debating between bar wench or Maid Marion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Court jester or one of those rib breakingly tight corset dresses with a pointy princess hat

I can literally see you as both

Yes! I know this is just pretend but I genuinely got excited

I think it's an aim for next year

I'm fucking in!

Me too!

I may have already peeped at costumes

I am debating between bar wench or Maid Marion "

I can totally see you as Maid Marion

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Click bait!

I came here expecting chocolate ice lolly’s!!!

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By *hrista Bellend OP Woman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

"Court jester or one of those rib breakingly tight corset dresses with a pointy princess hat

I can literally see you as both

Yes! I know this is just pretend but I genuinely got excited

I think it's an aim for next year

I'm fucking in!

Me too!

I may have already peeped at costumes

I am debating between bar wench or Maid Marion

I can totally see you as Maid Marion

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By *hrista Bellend OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Click bait!

I came here expecting chocolate ice lolly’s!!!"

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Court jester or one of those rib breakingly tight corset dresses with a pointy princess hat

I can literally see you as both

Yes! I know this is just pretend but I genuinely got excited

I think it's an aim for next year

I'm fucking in!

Me too!

I may have already peeped at costumes

I am debating between bar wench or Maid Marion

I can totally see you as Maid Marion

In that case I’ll come as the Sheriff of Nottingham

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Horny Zombie suit guy.

If that's the case I'd have to make the mask and other apendages from Aginate and buy lots of pots and pots of Vaseline! That will be interesting.....

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By *hrista Bellend OP Woman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

"Court jester or one of those rib breakingly tight corset dresses with a pointy princess hat

I can literally see you as both

Yes! I know this is just pretend but I genuinely got excited

I think it's an aim for next year

I'm fucking in!

Me too!

I may have already peeped at costumes

I am debating between bar wench or Maid Marion

I can totally see you as Maid Marion

In that case I’ll come as the Sheriff of Nottingham

Game on

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By *hrista Bellend OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Horny Zombie suit guy.

If that's the case I'd have to make the mask and other apendages from Aginate and buy lots of pots and pots of Vaseline! That will be interesting.....

Don't stand too close to the torch fires

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not coming - but I'll be there via Zoom

Oh and I'll be in pyjamas

If you are coming by zoom, I'll pop you on the big screen so you can boogie

Noooooo

I'm shy

I'll send you some alcohol

I'll bring a few flagons of mead and we can share that out.

I love it when you talk medieval"

Who doesn’t like a good flagon?

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By *hrista Bellend OP Woman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

"I'm not coming - but I'll be there via Zoom

Oh and I'll be in pyjamas

If you are coming by zoom, I'll pop you on the big screen so you can boogie

Noooooo

I'm shy

I'll send you some alcohol

I'll bring a few flagons of mead and we can share that out.

I love it when you talk medieval

Who doesn’t like a good flagon?

Filled with fruity cider

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bar wench please

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By *hrista Bellend OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Bar wench please

Yey

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