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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Anyone want to join me? I’ve got snuggly blankets and chocolate, you can bring snacks……

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll bring pringles and cheesecake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

on my way. bringing chocolate orange buttons and a bottle of gin. we may need more gin.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Yes! What shall I bring

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By *nfin8yWoman
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

I’ll bring Jaffa cakes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yes! What shall I bring "

Yourself (and no clothes )

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Yes! What shall I bring

Yourself (and no clothes )"

I really do look better in clothes!

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By *arriLadMan
over a year ago

North West

Iv got an orange dairy milk and big fluffy blanket, I'm on my way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I join I’ll bring myself and Sensations lime and coriander poppadoms

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Iv got an orange dairy milk and big fluffy blanket, I'm on my way "

Yum and yay

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

If I can have your wifi code I'll bring the Alexa so we have tunes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I join I’ll bring myself and Sensations lime and coriander poppadoms "

Haha! You’ve been laying attention

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By *irty desireWoman
over a year ago

newcatle

I have left over Chinese

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll bring pringles and cheesecake "

Make sure they are the red ones

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"on my way. bringing chocolate orange buttons and a bottle of gin. we may need more gin."

I do like orange chocolate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm bringing Nachos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On my way with jelly babies and a jolly book to read to you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ll bring Jaffa cakes "

Might need more than one packet

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Can I join I’ll bring myself and Sensations lime and coriander poppadoms "

There’s a space on my lap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I’ll snuggle in... I’ll bring salt n vinegar crisps..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have left over Chinese "

I’m hankering for Chinese

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm bringing Nachos "

what did the mexican say to the man who stole his cheese?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woohoo yes please.

I adore all the goodies suggested so far and will happily throw my diet out of the blanket forte to indulge.

I can see a lot of sweet stuff which I love but will need a savoury balance, so toasties and warm cocktail pasties.

NBVN x

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"I'm bringing Nachos

what did the mexican say to the man who stole his cheese?"

That’s nacho cheese!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes please, I would bring Maltesers, but then I wouldn't want to share!

So I will bring a flask of tea instead xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm bringing Nachos

what did the mexican say to the man who stole his cheese?

That’s nacho cheese!"

YESSSSSS!!

my day has fallen to the depths of horrific cheese jokes under an imaginary blanket fort with imaginary gin!

its a good job the imaginary company is good

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"I'm bringing Nachos

what did the mexican say to the man who stole his cheese?

That’s nacho cheese!

YESSSSSS!!

my day has fallen to the depths of horrific cheese jokes under an imaginary blanket fort with imaginary gin!

its a good job the imaginary company is good "

Must admit I did laugh my head off when my daughter told me that joke! Especially the way she said it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll bring some apples.

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By *isAdventure69Woman
over a year ago

Hampshire


"Anyone want to join me? I’ve got snuggly blankets and chocolate, you can bring snacks……"

I'm in , haribos and giant wotsits

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By *irty desireWoman
over a year ago

newcatle


"I'll bring some apples. "

Get out no healthy food

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I join I’ll bring myself and Sensations lime and coriander poppadoms

Haha! You’ve been laying attention "

Hahaha I don’t miss a trick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll bring some apples.

Get out no healthy food "

I'll bring some toffee apples too then

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Woohoo yes please.

I adore all the goodies suggested so far and will happily throw my diet out of the blanket forte to indulge.

I can see a lot of sweet stuff which I love but will need a savoury balance, so toasties and warm cocktail pasties.

NBVN x "

Warm cocktail pasties? They sound delicious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I join I’ll bring myself and Sensations lime and coriander poppadoms

There’s a space on my lap

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Oh is there

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Pillow fort!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm bringing Nachos

what did the mexican say to the man who stole his cheese?

That’s nacho cheese!

YESSSSSS!!

my day has fallen to the depths of horrific cheese jokes under an imaginary blanket fort with imaginary gin!

its a good job the imaginary company is good

Must admit I did laugh my head off when my daughter told me that joke! Especially the way she said it lol "

What did the cheese say when he looked in the mirror?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm bringing Nachos

what did the mexican say to the man who stole his cheese?

That’s nacho cheese!

YESSSSSS!!

my day has fallen to the depths of horrific cheese jokes under an imaginary blanket fort with imaginary gin!

its a good job the imaginary company is good

Must admit I did laugh my head off when my daughter told me that joke! Especially the way she said it lol

What did the cheese say when he looked in the mirror? "

HALLOUMI!

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Yes! What shall I bring

Yourself (and no clothes )"

Wahay. Naked blanket fort. I’m bringing a little but pretty penis and a bag of wine gums.

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

I'm bringing scampi fries, I've got cravings for them lately and I hope I'm not pregnant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm bringing Nachos

what did the mexican say to the man who stole his cheese?

That’s nacho cheese!

YESSSSSS!!

my day has fallen to the depths of horrific cheese jokes under an imaginary blanket fort with imaginary gin!

its a good job the imaginary company is good

Must admit I did laugh my head off when my daughter told me that joke! Especially the way she said it lol

What did the cheese say when he looked in the mirror? "

have you heard about that explosion at the french cheese factory?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God dammm my teleporter is still broken or I would have brung my self and cake

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

I'm going to bring some cheap, rough as arseholes red wine but somehow manage to drink all the good stuff everyone else has bought.

Shit... wait... did I say that or just think it? Shit on it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm going to bring some cheap, rough as arseholes red wine but somehow manage to drink all the good stuff everyone else has bought.

Shit... wait... did I say that or just think it? Shit on it."

Ssshhhh, no one heard

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

Blanket is just being finished off in tumble dryer so will still be warm.

I can bring half a bag of M&S cheesy tasters (Wotsits) & 2 rice cakes. I’ve not been shopping yet...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm bringing scampi fries, I've got cravings for them lately and I hope I'm not pregnant "

You can eat those yourself, they sound horrible

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"God dammm my teleporter is still broken or I would have brung my self and cake "

My teleported is working, Hang on…

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials


"I'm going to bring some cheap, rough as arseholes red wine but somehow manage to drink all the good stuff everyone else has bought.

Shit... wait... did I say that or just think it? Shit on it."

I had a friend who used to do that!! So we started pouring her stuff into another bottle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nah

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby


"I'm bringing scampi fries, I've got cravings for them lately and I hope I'm not pregnant

You can eat those yourself, they sound horrible "

You've not lived if you have never had them

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm bringing Nachos

what did the mexican say to the man who stole his cheese?

That’s nacho cheese!

YESSSSSS!!

my day has fallen to the depths of horrific cheese jokes under an imaginary blanket fort with imaginary gin!

its a good job the imaginary company is good

Must admit I did laugh my head off when my daughter told me that joke! Especially the way she said it lol

What did the cheese say when he looked in the mirror?

have you heard about that explosion at the french cheese factory?"

No……

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm bringing scampi fries, I've got cravings for them lately and I hope I'm not pregnant

You can eat those yourself, they sound horrible

You've not lived if you have never had them "

I’m going to have to take your word for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm bringing Nachos

what did the mexican say to the man who stole his cheese?

That’s nacho cheese!

YESSSSSS!!

my day has fallen to the depths of horrific cheese jokes under an imaginary blanket fort with imaginary gin!

its a good job the imaginary company is good

Must admit I did laugh my head off when my daughter told me that joke! Especially the way she said it lol

What did the cheese say when he looked in the mirror?

have you heard about that explosion at the french cheese factory?

No…… "

all that was left was de brie...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"God dammm my teleporter is still broken or I would have brung my self and cake

My teleported is working, Hang on… "

Ooo awesome nice chocolate cake here lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm bringing scampi fries, I've got cravings for them lately and I hope I'm not pregnant "

Can I request a blanket forte annex for Sophie as those things stink of cat food... eww

NBVN x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just my awesome personality

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm bringing Nachos

what did the mexican say to the man who stole his cheese?

That’s nacho cheese!

YESSSSSS!!

my day has fallen to the depths of horrific cheese jokes under an imaginary blanket fort with imaginary gin!

its a good job the imaginary company is good

Must admit I did laugh my head off when my daughter told me that joke! Especially the way she said it lol

What did the cheese say when he looked in the mirror?

have you heard about that explosion at the french cheese factory?

No……

all that was left was de brie..."

Ashamed to admit, I laughed out loud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is gonna be one big fort, room for another?

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby


"I'm bringing scampi fries, I've got cravings for them lately and I hope I'm not pregnant

Can I request a blanket forte annex for Sophie as those things stink of cat food... eww

NBVN x "

I was bringing chocolate as well but if you insist I'll keep it for myself

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just my awesome personality "

But also snacks

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

All this food - won't be long before someone farts in the fort

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm bringing scampi fries, I've got cravings for them lately and I hope I'm not pregnant

Can I request a blanket forte annex for Sophie as those things stink of cat food... eww

NBVN x

I was bringing chocolate as well but if you insist I'll keep it for myself "

Err, hang on, we need to discuss this ..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"All this food - won't be long before someone farts in the fort "

NO DUTCH OVENS!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just my awesome personality

But also snacks "

How about chicken pakora?

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby


"I'm bringing scampi fries, I've got cravings for them lately and I hope I'm not pregnant

Can I request a blanket forte annex for Sophie as those things stink of cat food... eww

NBVN x

I was bringing chocolate as well but if you insist I'll keep it for myself

Err, hang on, we need to discuss this .."

(Sits in her own annex Fort blissfully eating delicious chocolate and scampi fries)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All this food - won't be long before someone farts in the fort

NO DUTCH OVENS! "

It's not a Dutch oven. It's a new fangled covid test. If you can smell it your virus free

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All this food - won't be long before someone farts in the fort

NO DUTCH OVENS!

It's not a Dutch oven. It's a new fangled covid test. If you can smell it your virus free "

It's an easy way of mass testing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm bringing scampi fries, I've got cravings for them lately and I hope I'm not pregnant

Can I request a blanket forte annex for Sophie as those things stink of cat food... eww

NBVN x

I was bringing chocolate as well but if you insist I'll keep it for myself "

Oh you tease... you know my ultimate weakness. Can we compromise and you eat a mint aero to get the fish stink away haha

NBVN x

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

I actually thought this said blanket farts…. I may be overworked

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby


"I'm bringing scampi fries, I've got cravings for them lately and I hope I'm not pregnant

Can I request a blanket forte annex for Sophie as those things stink of cat food... eww

NBVN x

I was bringing chocolate as well but if you insist I'll keep it for myself

Oh you tease... you know my ultimate weakness. Can we compromise and you eat a mint aero to get the fish stink away haha

NBVN x "

Strangely enough some of that chocolate would have been mint aero

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just my awesome personality

But also snacks

How about chicken pakora? "

I will allow it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I actually thought this said blanket farts…. I may be overworked "

Then you need to be admitted to the blanket fort immediately

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just my awesome personality

But also snacks

How about chicken pakora?

I will allow it "

Wooohoooooo

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Me and my daughter have a blanket fort when she needs to talk girl stuff

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Me and my daughter have a blanket fort when she needs to talk girl stuff "

Aww, that’s lovely

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

Can I come in for a snuggle, I’m bringing my boobies and some home baking x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm bringing Nachos

what did the mexican say to the man who stole his cheese?

That’s nacho cheese!

YESSSSSS!!

my day has fallen to the depths of horrific cheese jokes under an imaginary blanket fort with imaginary gin!

its a good job the imaginary company is good

Must admit I did laugh my head off when my daughter told me that joke! Especially the way she said it lol

What did the cheese say when he looked in the mirror?

have you heard about that explosion at the french cheese factory?

No……

all that was left was de brie...

Ashamed to admit, I laughed out loud "

you're welcome! HAPPY WEDNESDAY

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

I've got crisps and Bandidos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I bring chocolate dipped strawberries? ... my very favourite thing - I can kid myself theyre healthy-ish until I’ve eaten twelve - someone help me with them? x

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle


"I actually thought this said blanket farts…. I may be overworked

Then you need to be admitted to the blanket fort immediately "

On my way - I have Jaffa cakes and a cucumber - good for tired dry eyes - I shove it up my arse and my dry eyes issue resolves itself!! Ps - I’m not a proper Dr!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I come in for a snuggle, I’m bringing my boobies and some home baking x"

A million percent yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I bring chocolate dipped strawberries? ... my very favourite thing - I can kid myself theyre healthy-ish until I’ve eaten twelve - someone help me with them? x"

Please allow me to help...they sound good x

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

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"Anyone want to join me? I’ve got snuggly blankets and chocolate, you can bring snacks……"

On my way with open arms and ready for boob squishes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've got crisps and Bandidos"

I don’t know what a Bandidos is….

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Anyone want to join me? I’ve got snuggly blankets and chocolate, you can bring snacks……

On my way with open arms and ready for boob squishes "

Me first me first!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I bring chocolate dipped strawberries? ... my very favourite thing - I can kid myself theyre healthy-ish until I’ve eaten twelve - someone help me with them? x"

You’re welcome, but keep the strawberries to yourself

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Anyone want to join me? I’ve got snuggly blankets and chocolate, you can bring snacks……

On my way with open arms and ready for boob squishes

Me first me first!!! "

Dives in front of Nora for in between you two, naked cuddles

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

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"Anyone want to join me? I’ve got snuggly blankets and chocolate, you can bring snacks……

On my way with open arms and ready for boob squishes

Me first me first!!!

Dives in front of Nora for in between you two, naked cuddles "

Ooh ladies…. My idea of heaven

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle


"Anyone want to join me? I’ve got snuggly blankets and chocolate, you can bring snacks……

On my way with open arms and ready for boob squishes

Me first me first!!!

Dives in front of Nora for in between you two, naked cuddles "

^^ Bangs her nose on my bum ^^

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Anyone want to join me? I’ve got snuggly blankets and chocolate, you can bring snacks……

On my way with open arms and ready for boob squishes

Me first me first!!!

Dives in front of Nora for in between you two, naked cuddles

Ooh ladies…. My idea of heaven "

Oh mine too!! X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Anyone want to join me? I’ve got snuggly blankets and chocolate, you can bring snacks……

On my way with open arms and ready for boob squishes

Me first me first!!!

Dives in front of Nora for in between you two, naked cuddles

Ooh ladies…. My idea of heaven

Oh mine too!! X"

Right, clothes off then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I bring chocolate dipped strawberries? ... my very favourite thing - I can kid myself theyre healthy-ish until I’ve eaten twelve - someone help me with them? x

You’re welcome, but keep the strawberries to yourself "

No to strawberries? ... how about I’ll save you some melted chocolate so you could dip something/someone else in it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I bring chocolate dipped strawberries? ... my very favourite thing - I can kid myself theyre healthy-ish until I’ve eaten twelve - someone help me with them? x

You’re welcome, but keep the strawberries to yourself

No to strawberries? ... how about I’ll save you some melted chocolate so you could dip something/someone else in it? "

Perfect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I bring chocolate dipped strawberries? ... my very favourite thing - I can kid myself theyre healthy-ish until I’ve eaten twelve - someone help me with them? x

Please allow me to help...they sound good x"

Lay back I’ll feed you one ... and a strawberry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lifts up edge of blanket.. slides tray of profiteroles under..walks of grumpy as I have to get ready for work and can't enjoy watching the naked cuddling..ratsss

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lifts up edge of blanket.. slides tray of profiteroles under..walks of grumpy as I have to get ready for work and can't enjoy watching the naked cuddling..ratsss "

Call in sick and eat profiteroles

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Blindfold pillow fight?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Blindfold pillow fight?"

Blindfold , are you bringing any ‘implements’ with you?

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle


"Lifts up edge of blanket.. slides tray of profiteroles under..walks of grumpy as I have to get ready for work and can't enjoy watching the naked cuddling..ratsss

Call in sick and eat profiteroles "

I can’t find profiteroles profile on here - she sounds lovely!!

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

After the day I have today I'd love to! What do you want to me bring

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"After the day I have today I'd love to! What do you want to me bring "

Your lovely self

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm bringing scampi fries, I've got cravings for them lately and I hope I'm not pregnant "

I can't snog you then

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm bringing scampi fries, I've got cravings for them lately and I hope I'm not pregnant

I can't snog you then "

You’ll have to make do with me then

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle


"I'm bringing scampi fries, I've got cravings for them lately and I hope I'm not pregnant

I can't snog you then "

You can kiss a pregnant woman It’s safe I heard!!

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby


"I'm bringing scampi fries, I've got cravings for them lately and I hope I'm not pregnant

I can't snog you then "

OK no scampi fries....pucker up

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By *nkforthekinkMan
over a year ago

london/fareham/brighton


"Anyone want to join me? I’ve got snuggly blankets and chocolate, you can bring snacks……"

I’ll bring the nerf guns! You can’t hold a fort unarmed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can offer cheese and crackers, and a potato cannon for Fort defense.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Anyone want to join me? I’ve got snuggly blankets and chocolate, you can bring snacks……

I’ll bring the nerf guns! You can’t hold a fort unarmed "

Good point! Bring plenty of bullets

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can offer cheese and crackers, and a potato cannon for Fort defense. "

I do like a savoury snack

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By *acDreamyMan
over a year ago

Wirral

Finally I can join you under the blankets!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Finally I can join you under the blankets! "

Are you bringing snacks?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Finally I can join you under the blankets!

Are you bringing snacks? "

^ he is one

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By *acDreamyMan
over a year ago

Wirral


"Finally I can join you under the blankets!

Are you bringing snacks? "

I can bring a homemade loaf of fresh bread if you like. X

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By *acDreamyMan
over a year ago

Wirral


"Finally I can join you under the blankets!

Are you bringing snacks?

^ he is one "

Thanks! You are such a flirt!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Finally I can join you under the blankets!

Are you bringing snacks?

I can bring a homemade loaf of fresh bread if you like. X"

Warm, with butter ?

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By *acDreamyMan
over a year ago

Wirral


"Finally I can join you under the blankets!

Are you bringing snacks?

I can bring a homemade loaf of fresh bread if you like. X

Warm, with butter ?"

Are you still talking about the bread?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lifts up edge of blanket.. slides tray of profiteroles under..walks of grumpy as I have to get ready for work and can't enjoy watching the naked cuddling..ratsss

Call in sick and eat profiteroles "

I've said I have an important"conference"to attend..I can now put down profiteroles as tax deductible business expense.. mind if I stick my toolbox in the corner of the room?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Finally I can join you under the blankets!

Are you bringing snacks?

I can bring a homemade loaf of fresh bread if you like. X

Warm, with butter ?

Are you still talking about the bread? "

Wellll

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lifts up edge of blanket.. slides tray of profiteroles under..walks of grumpy as I have to get ready for work and can't enjoy watching the naked cuddling..ratsss

Call in sick and eat profiteroles

I've said I have an important"conference"to attend..I can now put down profiteroles as tax deductible business expense.. mind if I stick my toolbox in the corner of the room?

"

Toolbox you say, is that what you call it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its certainly earned its place in my collection

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a chocolate with... cornflakes and very cold feet.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have a chocolate with... cornflakes and very cold feet. "

You’re in, here, have sown fluffy socks

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have a chocolate with... cornflakes and very cold feet.

You’re in, here, have sown fluffy socks "

*some

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By *acDreamyMan
over a year ago

Wirral

I offer warm cuddles too. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a chocolate with... cornflakes and very cold feet.

You’re in, here, have sown fluffy socks

*some"

You are sharing your socks? Thats some friendship big gesture

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I offer warm cuddles too. X"

Cuddles are very welcome in the blanket fort

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have a chocolate with... cornflakes and very cold feet.

You’re in, here, have sown fluffy socks

*some

You are sharing your socks? Thats some friendship big gesture "

For you - Obv

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By *nfin8yWoman
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme


"I’ll bring Jaffa cakes

Might need more than one packet "

I’ll see if they’re on special offer in that case

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone want to join me? I’ve got snuggly blankets and chocolate, you can bring snacks……"

Haribo fizzy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll bring a plate.... You can be the snack

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Anyone want to join me? I’ve got snuggly blankets and chocolate, you can bring snacks……

Haribo fizzy "

You can come, but I’m not sharing those .

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By *ensualnFunCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

I’ll bring sweeties and cuddlies

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

I’d love a cuddle in your fort.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ll bring sweeties and cuddlies "

Lots of cuddles

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’d love a cuddle in your fort. "

Ok, but no being a dick

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough


"I've got crisps and Bandidos

I don’t know what a Bandidos is…."

Tequila flavoured beer.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've got crisps and Bandidos

I don’t know what a Bandidos is….

Tequila flavoured beer."

Hmmm, weird beer for you, crisps for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone want to join me? I’ve got snuggly blankets and chocolate, you can bring snacks……

Haribo fizzy

You can come, but I’m not sharing those . "

I was buying them for you anyways

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place


"I’d love a cuddle in your fort.

Ok, but no being a dick "

That’s not in my nature

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Anyone want to join me? I’ve got snuggly blankets and chocolate, you can bring snacks……

Haribo fizzy

You can come, but I’m not sharing those .

I was buying them for you anyways "

Haha! I meant you can have them

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’d love a cuddle in your fort.

Ok, but no being a dick

That’s not in my nature "

Pfft

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone want to join me? I’ve got snuggly blankets and chocolate, you can bring snacks……

Haribo fizzy

You can come, but I’m not sharing those .

I was buying them for you anyways

Haha! I meant you can have them "

Ohhh well I will bring the good snuggles then

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By *lueeyedblonde78Woman
over a year ago

Huddersfield

I'll bring extra blankets and cake, could do with a snuggle x

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By *acDreamyMan
over a year ago

Wirral

This has become a cuddle-fest! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I LOVE that everyone is going with cuddles and everything safe. Let's face it, we'd all bring a 6 pack of extra thicks and some toys to play with!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll bring extra blankets and cake, could do with a snuggle x"

Cake and blankets, in you get

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This has become a cuddle-fest! X"

Love it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm back with more gin & some of my world famous cheesecake to share

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I LOVE that everyone is going with cuddles and everything safe. Let's face it, we'd all bring a 6 pack of extra thicks and some toys to play with! "

Obviously I meant a 6 pack of thick sausages for the picnic that would ensue and buckaroo for all the fun we'd be having together. You naughty lot, you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I LOVE that everyone is going with cuddles and everything safe. Let's face it, we'd all bring a 6 pack of extra thicks and some toys to play with!

Obviously I meant a 6 pack of thick sausages for the picnic that would ensue and buckaroo for all the fun we'd be having together. You naughty lot, you. "

Obv

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By *urlyCatzWoman
over a year ago

Blackpool


"Anyone want to join me? I’ve got snuggly blankets and chocolate, you can bring snacks……"

Any space left?

I can bring babybels,Easter eggs and gaviscon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone want to join me? I’ve got snuggly blankets and chocolate, you can bring snacks……

Any space left?

I can bring babybels,Easter eggs and gaviscon "

I want to come to any sleepover you have if gaviscon makes it to the list before Marshmallows!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Anyone want to join me? I’ve got snuggly blankets and chocolate, you can bring snacks……

Any space left?

I can bring babybels,Easter eggs and gaviscon "

I love all three of those things! Come in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone want to join me? I’ve got snuggly blankets and chocolate, you can bring snacks……

Any space left?

I can bring babybels,Easter eggs and gaviscon "

Babybels what a great snack to bring

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"After the day I have today I'd love to! What do you want to me bring

Your lovely self "

Snuggly PJ's or shall I give them a miss

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By *urlyCatzWoman
over a year ago

Blackpool


"Anyone want to join me? I’ve got snuggly blankets and chocolate, you can bring snacks……

Any space left?

I can bring babybels,Easter eggs and gaviscon

I want to come to any sleepover you have if gaviscon makes it to the list before Marshmallows! "

Vegetarian marshmallows are hard to find

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By *urlyCatzWoman
over a year ago

Blackpool


"Anyone want to join me? I’ve got snuggly blankets and chocolate, you can bring snacks……

Any space left?

I can bring babybels,Easter eggs and gaviscon

I love all three of those things! Come in "

Fluffy socks & bodystocking on, I'm coming in

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Mr KC is just fetching white choc Magnums (well, Sainsbury's version). Shall we bob along?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"After the day I have today I'd love to! What do you want to me bring

Your lovely self

Snuggly PJ's or shall I give them a miss "

You do not need pjs, we have plenty of blankets to be naked under

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mr KC is just fetching white choc Magnums (well, Sainsbury's version). Shall we bob along? "

what a time to be alive! I'm 100% bagsying a magnum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooh, room for one more? I'll bring a cheese board and crackers/ biscuits. Although that may make crumbs on blankets

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mr KC is just fetching white choc Magnums (well, Sainsbury's version). Shall we bob along? "

You’re bringing ice cream, that’ll cool us lot down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"After the day I have today I'd love to! What do you want to me bring

Your lovely self

Snuggly PJ's or shall I give them a miss

You do not need pjs, we have plenty of blankets to be naked under "

Shall we just turn up naked then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes! What shall I bring

Yourself (and no clothes )

I really do look better in clothes! "

Something slinky and sensual

I'll bring waffle cones and homemade dark rum soaked raisin ice cream,chocolate curls.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oooh, room for one more? I'll bring a cheese board and crackers/ biscuits. Although that may make crumbs on blankets "

Cheese yes (but not Willy cheese ), crumbs no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oooh, room for one more? I'll bring a cheese board and crackers/ biscuits. Although that may make crumbs on blankets

Cheese yes (but not Willy cheese ), crumbs no "

No dairylea then

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yes! What shall I bring

Yourself (and no clothes )

I really do look better in clothes!

Something slinky and sensual

I'll bring waffle cones and homemade dark rum soaked raisin ice cream,chocolate curls."

You’re welcome, not sure about your taste in ice cream though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

* Pulls away a chair and watches the whole fort come crashing down*

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Mr KC is here with the Magnums/Sainsbury's knock offs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've arrived late but I'm just going to take a running leap and pile on top of all of you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've arrived late but I'm just going to take a running leap and pile on top of all of you "

There's a lot of food in here, are you sure you want to risk getting so messy??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mr KC is here with the Magnums/Sainsbury's knock offs "

Yay

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've arrived late but I'm just going to take a running leap and pile on top of all of you "

You can land right on me Kitty , I’m hoarding some good snacks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've arrived late but I'm just going to take a running leap and pile on top of all of you

There's a lot of food in here, are you sure you want to risk getting so messy?? "

I could help eat it instead?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

A bottle of treple sec

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rum n raisin?? Lovely but homemade the raisins pop releasing rum into the vanilla ice cream, mingling with the dark chocolate curls melting together.

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place


"I've arrived late but I'm just going to take a running leap and pile on top of all of you

There's a lot of food in here, are you sure you want to risk getting so messy??

I could help eat it instead?"

I could eat you!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A bottle of treple sec "

Yum, never tried it

Hmmm, I don’t like rum and raisin, more for you?

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