FabSwingers.com forum: What’s the Best ways to approaches someone on here ?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"????"

Hello.

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By *ollydoesWoman
over a year ago

Shangri-La

I'd say at a moderate pace from the right side...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

By clogging up their messages with a hey howz u bby or wot u up 2 message (both work) and a plethora of penis pics.

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

Read their profile and message with something that reflects that you have read it and that reflects you and your personality truthfully.

The forums are good for striking up connections that are context based rather than random.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Read their profile and message with something that reflects that you have read it and that reflects you and your personality truthfully.

The forums are good for striking up connections that are context based rather than random.

This BUT do NOT expect to very encounter to lead to what you hope for. Have no expectations at all and just take it as it flows.

I beg your pardon, have one expectation; the chat is simply chat and may not go anywhere. When it does, it is all the more surprising and rewarding.

Welcome and good fortune.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"By clogging up their messages with a hey howz u bby or wot u up 2 message (both work) and a plethora of penis pics."

Plethora! Cracker of a word, especially at this time of day!

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By *andycandy88Woman
over a year ago

Northolt

Read their profile and if you can't reference a quote from their profile just letting a person know you read the profile and happy with their terms and conditions is good enough.

Followed by a "how are you" can't assume everyone you bump into online is horny at that precise time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Compliment them if you think they deserve a compliment but don't go over board either... A 4 to 6 line first msg is enough

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By *andycandy88Woman
over a year ago

Northolt

"Compliment them if you think they deserve a compliment but don't go over board either... A 4 to 6 line first msg is enough

Yes exactly this, I can't stand someone going out their way to impress on here before they even spoken to me or met me . It just makes me cringe personally xx

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By *nkforthekinkMan
over a year ago

london/fareham/brighton

Definitely a dic pic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With zero expectations is usually best, never assume if you do strike a conversation up that it will lead to getting naked together, enjoy the conversation, once restrictions are lifted, find a local social that’s being organised and try to attend that, meeting face to face at a social is far easier than trying to strike up a conversation on the internet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With a multitude of dick pics taken from every angle, over a toilet is the deal maker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"????"

Cock pic followed by a mirror pic of you flexing !

Na I’m kidding mate hasn’t worked for me yet but I’m sure one of these days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most definitely a selection of erect cock pics while you’re holding a remote control next to it for reference, or perhaps try a can of Lynx.

It will give the recipient an idea of the scale of your ‘old boy’ whilst simultaneously expressing to them that you’re also a stickler for hygiene.

Try it, real man would

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Send some pics of you wearing a gimp mask holding a chainsaw handcuffs and a drill with a 10inch dong on the end of it and your dog, saying you and your friend would like to get to know them better that seems to work ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Send some pics of you wearing a gimp mask holding a chainsaw handcuffs and a drill with a 10inch dong on the end of it and your dog, saying you and your friend would like to get to know them better that seems to work ??"

Don’t listen to him I’ve tried that one to for some reason chicks on here think it’s strange !

I even swapped the chain saw for a meat cleaver ! Still no reply’s

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Read their profile and message with something that reflects that you have read it and that reflects you and your personality truthfully.

The forums are good for striking up connections that are context based rather than random.

Exactly this, take note OP

Read her profile, look at her pics and comment on one, preferably a cute one.

Tell her she looks amazing, that her smile even though not openly on display looks cute and a little mischievous, tell her you love tennis

a d that you hope the bear at the isolation drinks didn’t get to d*unk and make a mess of the place.

But keep it nice, respectful and if the gorgeous lady replies back, let her lead the direction of the chat. If you connect great you’ll either go further or meet it at least strike up a good fab friend x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What works on one doesn’t on another, what excites one makes the other cringe, some wanna see cock, some wanna see face, you thought the real world was complex, you’ve just entered a platform with half a million of the most fucked up sexed up people in the Uk!!!

Stay away from babe, love, bby,

Use their name

Pick out things in their profile that you like or interest you

Compliment a particular photo

Be brief about your self

Don’t be too clever, be genuine, have no expectations, expect to be ignored, cum in your pants if you get a reply and if they do reply....take it easy

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Offer cake (it works!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come in from the side like a crab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"With a multitude of dick pics taken from every angle, over a toilet is the deal maker "

You forgot to say unflushed

Op- be yourself, make sure your profile is good, and hope for the best.

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By *melia DominaTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)

Read the site FAQs which tells you everything you need to know.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

With a packet of smarties and a bottle of gin, wearing a smile and not much else.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"????"

Faf

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"????

Faf "

That would work with me Mr B

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't.

If they want to meet you they will ask you.

Don't chase, not worth it

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

Up wind with fresh cake!

Don’t move too fast or they can get skittish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slowly, from behind quietly with a tissue soaked in chloroform as you get close tap them on the shoulder and ask "does this smell of chloroform to you" at which point you place it over their nose.

I joke, with no expectations of a message being read or a reply

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By *ed velvet thornWoman
over a year ago

over the rainbow

For me a simple hi hows your day going is enough ..... im a simple girl but be prepared for replies along the lines of

Cold

Tired

Pissed off

Up for a murder spree with ropes at hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

George Best would have done some keepie-ups, popped a bottle of champagne and asked her out.

Callum Best would have talked meaningfully to her on a reality show and then asked her out.

Tino Best would have taken a quick five-for to impress her.

There really is no right answer.

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"By clogging up their messages with a hey howz u bby or wot u up 2 message (both work) and a plethora of penis pics.

Plethora! Cracker of a word, especially at this time of day! "

It is is good word....

So basically OP the advice is to act like a normal fucking human being would and not be a rancid sex starved stalker , I guess that’s really bad news for so many guys

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

Update your profile to say “bored & horny”.

You will be inundated with offers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"????"

Send someone you like the look of a message dude.

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford

I really don't understand these threads...

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By *lym4realCouple
over a year ago

plymouth

We find ....oh wait no we don't....but ..inform of us how sexy and full of you are... and how you have read our profile ( we haven't though) ..repeat ...repeat ..till exhausted...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On their left?

In all seriousness though even if your really polite chances are your message won’t be read or replied to, take it on the chin and carry on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"By clogging up their messages with a hey howz u bby or wot u up 2 message (both work) and a plethora of penis pics.

Plethora! Cracker of a word, especially at this time of day!

It is is good word....

So basically OP the advice is to act like a normal fucking human being would and not be a rancid sex starved stalker , I guess that’s really bad news for so many guys

Haha this!!!

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By *kblueeyesCouple
over a year ago

kilkenny

"With a multitude of dick pics taken from every angle, over a toilet is the deal maker "

Don't forget the tin of deodorant beside dick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"????

Faf

That would work with me Mr B

I know you prefer FAP

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"????

Faf

That would work with me Mr B

I know you prefer FAP

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By *viatrixWoman
over a year ago

Redhill

Don’t go on about meeting in a first message. Nothing puts me more off than that ... super presumptious...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wear flack jacket !

Does not do what is says it does !

Run immediately for exit !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Futureproof your profile my having 360 dick pics, all 1 degree different so that when fab is running on 6g, the algorithm will stitch the pics together and will project a hologram of your member.

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By *viatrixWoman
over a year ago

Redhill

"Futureproof your profile my having 360 dick pics, all 1 degree different so that when fab is running on 6g, the algorithm will stitch the pics together and will project a hologram of your member."

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Start with hello. Use their name as given in their profile. Have something to say. If you don't have anything to say then I suggest you don't send a message.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With a selection of tasty treats, eye contact but not too much and no sudden movements. Maybe hum a, soothing tune while your at it too.

Obligatory cock out while you do so, ofcourse.

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By *lirty-CoupleCouple
over a year ago

Bexley

"????"

Be yourself rather than trying to be what you imagine they want.

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By *ogueAngelMan
over a year ago

Near Bath / Bristol

I'd personally say don't be generic. Address them by name as best as possible, reference their profile, include anything they may have required (picture, message title, etc...) and be polite.

Can't say I've an amazing hit rate with that, but I don't have any assumptions people are gonna be jumping into bed with me after the first message anyway! Everyone is different though - some don't want to chat and are to the point others prefer social. Gotta read that profile!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"For me a simple hi hows your day going is enough ..... im a simple girl but be prepared for replies along the lines of

Cold

Tired

Pissed off

Up for a murder spree with ropes at hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just message with a face pic and hope for the best

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"????

Be yourself rather than trying to be what you imagine they want."

I do

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Start with hello. Use their name as given in their profile. Have something to say. If you don't have anything to say then I suggest you don't send a message. "

Tryed all that got me no where

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Futureproof your profile my having 360 dick pics, all 1 degree different so that when fab is running on 6g, the algorithm will stitch the pics together and will project a hologram of your member.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don’t go on about meeting in a first message. Nothing puts me more off than that ... super presumptious..."

Ain’t done that at all

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Quietly from behind, then go boo

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"With a multitude of dick pics taken from every angle, over a toilet is the deal maker

Don't forget the tin of deodorant beside dick"

More like a bottle of Dior

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"With a packet of smarties and a bottle of gin, wearing a smile and not much else."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"With a multitude of dick pics taken from every angle, over a toilet is the deal maker

You forgot to say unflushed

Op- be yourself, make sure your profile is good, and hope for the best. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Compliment them if you think they deserve a compliment but don't go over board either... A 4 to 6 line first msg is enough

I do Compliment just wonder if it sound desperate when I ain’t really desperate I guess other people are rude and it reflects on others who ain’t given a chance to prove how he is in the real world.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd say at a moderate pace from the right side..."

I do go with the flow if someone can hold up a adult conversation it’s all about having peoples skills and not being desperate

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By *ob08Man
over a year ago

Macclesfield

Cheeki breeki

Is simple really, just promise to make woman best cheesey Slav potato skins she ever had and as much kvass as she can drink through straw, extra points for using axe to cut ingredients like true man should.

Woman will be putty in hand after this.

You're welcome.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just message with a face pic and hope for the best"

I tryed so many ways but it’s all about a two way adult conversation where someone knows how to hold up a conversation and be themselves and keep things real.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"????

Be yourself rather than trying to be what you imagine they want."

I am myself though it’s all about giving someone a chance to even start a adult conversation which ain’t all based on sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cheeki breeki

Woman will be putty in hand after this.

You're welcome.

Cheesy potato skins made by axe. Tell me more

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cheeki breeki

Woman will be putty in hand after this.

You're welcome.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cheeki breeki

Woman will be putty in hand after this.

lol

You're welcome.

Cheesy potato skins made by axe. Tell me more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't bother...even so called friends don't answer messages

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